Chapter 9 Why is it so hard to get married?

Early in the morning, the double gold combination of Kim Min-jung and Kim Tae-yeon arrived at the apartment of the second cargo Su, but fortunately, Xiaofeng got up early in the name of being more prescient. Su Xiyeol was not so lucky, and he was woken up and was kicked out to buy breakfast by Sister Jin.

"I heard Hee-yeol say that you changed your attention when you knew that Taeyeon was Girls' Generation Kim Taeyeon. I want to know the real reason. You really don't know Taeyeon, but why do you agree when it comes to Girls' Generation Kim Taeyeon?" Kim Min-jung asked straight to the point.

"I haven't met Taeyeon before, but I've heard of it. As for the reason for the change of attention, I really know how to explain it. "If you say it's because of the mission, do you dare to believe it?

"It doesn't matter why, what attention you're paying attention to? While speaking, Jin Minzhen took out a few pieces of A4 paper from her briefcase, handed it to Xiaofeng, and continued: "Let's take a look at this document of premarital property notarization, and sign it without any problems." ”

Xiaofeng looked at the content of the document, and it was generally summarized as; Before getting married, Taeyeon's things were Taeyeon's, and Xiaofeng's things were Xiaofeng's. The money that Taeyeon earned after getting married is still Taeyeon's, and of course what Xiaofeng earns is also Xiaofeng's.

This Nima is a person who thinks I am a person who wants to cheat money out of money, Xiaofeng has the heart not to sign, but thinking about the task of pit people, I still have to endure it.

"Of course, in order to thank you, Taeyeon will give you 5 million won a month for living expenses until the end of the marriage. In case of divorce, Taeyeon will pay you a lump sum of 50 million won as a breakup fee. Jin Minzhen explained when she saw Xiaofeng's ugly face.

Okay, I didn't expect to eat soft rice again. I have the heart to refuse, but think about it, if I say that I don't want to help for free, I don't believe it. And at present, I don't have 1 won (in fact, the latter is the main reason, right?).

Xiaofeng quickly read it, and signed his name without finding any pits.

Sister Jin saw that Xiaofeng had signed it, and her attitude was much better, and she said step by step: "Sign this marriage agreement." ”

Xiaofeng took a serious look at the agreement, and the content of the agreement is as follows:

1. During the marriage period, Party A and Party B will not live together unless necessary.

2. When necessary, both parties are obliged to act as a loving couple in front of their relatives and friends.

3. Since Party A is a public figure, Party B is requested not to do any behavior that may damage Party A's image

4. If it is not necessary, please do not disclose any private information about Party A.

5. How to spend holidays, birthdays of Party A and Party B and some special days shall be arranged by Party A, and Party B only has the right to suggest.

Sixth, if there is an unexpected situation, add it.

Seven. I thought of it and added it.

8. If there are any contradictions in married life, add them.

9. Encounter unforeseen external forces.

10. Please add Party B

The final interpretation of this agreement belongs to Ms. Kim Tae-yeon.

Party A: Kim Tae-yeon Party B: Luo Feng-eun

Xiao Feng read this overlord agreement with great pain, he really didn't want to sign it, but when he thought of his little Ding Ding, "Okay, I signed it." I also ask Ms. Kim Tae-yeon to fulfill her obligations as a wife, except for going to bed and having children, of course. Xiao Feng gritted his teeth and said.

As soon as they heard that Xiaofeng agreed to sign, Kim Min-jung and Kim Tae-yeon were stunned, in fact, the agreement they came up with was to test Xiaofeng to see why he agreed to fake marriage. Now Xiaofeng basically agreed without making any task modifications, which made them at a loss.

Xiao Feng breathed a sigh of relief after writing his requirements in Article 10, the damn task was finally a bit eyebrow-raising.

Kim Min-jung saw that Xiaofeng had finished signing and stabbed Kim Taeyeon, who was still empty, and motioned for her to sign as well.

After everything was done, Kim Min-jung smiled: "Xiaofeng, I'll take you to do a look and buy a decent set of clothes now, and I'll get the certificate with Taeyeon tomorrow." ”

Xiaofeng shook his head and said, "I want to issue an identity certificate, and I can't get married if I want to get married without it." ”

"Oh, yes, yes. I'll let Xiao Lie accompany you, and I will try to finish it today. ”

"Then I'll leave now. Xiaofeng grabbed the coat that Su bought for him yesterday and went out.

"Ernie, what do you think he wants to do?" Kim Tae-yeon said the first thing of the day when she saw Xiaofeng and Su Hee-yeol going out.

"We still have the time and the right to care about what he wants to do? Now that we have taken this path, what we can do is to avoid risks and minimize losses as much as possible. Sister Jin said helplessly

"Does Oni think this will solve all the problems?" asked Kim Tae-yeon again.

Sister Jin shook her head and said, "I don't know, but I know that if we don't do this, then the consequences are not something we can bear." ”

After a brief discussion, Kim Taeyeon fell silent again. The uncertainty of the future brings nothing but endless horror to Taeyeon.

Walking down the street, you will be greeted by the warm sunshine. Xiaofeng felt that his mood was finally better, and people had to think about the good. After two lifetimes together, I finally want to get married, and I am still married to a Korean (it can be regarded as winning glory for the country), and I am still a star (I immediately feel that I am taller), although it is fake, but the certificate is real (you haven't got the certificate yet).

"Brother, where are we going?" asked Su, a foodie who was holding gimbap and nibbling on it

"Where can I find out the specific information of the unit to which I serve?" asked Xiaofeng

"Brother, how did you mess up? I don't know what unit you belong to, could it be that you have amnesia or are you an alien pretending to be an earthling?"

"What kind of wine do you ask? Why is there so much nonsense? If I were the first alien to eat you, I would taste the taste of the earthlings. Xiaofeng scolded.

"Brother, don't eat gimbap for you, don't eat me, you can be a spy for you to help you catch people to eat. "Can you do it again?

Seeing that Xiaofeng was showing signs of madness, the second goods ate the last bite of gimbap and said, "I don't know, but when I was in service, I went to the military recruitment hall and the military service logistics hall." ”

"Forget it, let's take it one step at a time. Let's see. "It's really hard to know anything.

What Xiaofeng didn't expect was that things went unusually smoothly, and after arriving at the Military Service Logistics Department, he immediately found out that he was the chief military rank major of the Special Situation Coordination Office of the Military Service Logistics Department. Xiaofeng was confused about how a missing special forces person suddenly became a logistics person in charge of military service. If it weren't for the name and photo, he would have wondered if someone was playing a prank.

After waiting in the reception hall for more than 30 minutes, a man in his 60s walked in, with a concave and 3 stars on his shoulder. Such an old colonel (please this is South Korea, please forgive Xiaofeng's ignorance).

walked in front of Xiaofeng and looked Xiaofeng up and down carefully, and the more he looked at it, the more excited he became. Xiaofeng couldn't calm down, and just as he wanted to say something, he heard a deep male voice speak.

"Major Luo Fengen, is this how you treat your superiors?" The military appearance of the Han Min** team let you throw it away," the old man roared.

'Loyal.' The little phoenix ghost made the god stand straight and saluted.

"Very well, I know you hate me, but a soldier should look like a soldier. And I was also punished as I deserved, not only did I lose a star on my shoulders, but I was also assigned to the logistics department as a supervisor. The old man said.

What are you dragging, if Lao Tzu has been working in the army, the current official is bigger than you.

"Sit down and tell me how you came out of nowhere. The old man's tone softened.

"Loyalty, Yuanshi 3674 wants you to say hello to the general. "The second cargo Su began to brush up on the sense of existence.

"Oh, you're an active-duty non-commissioned officer? The old man said imposingly.

"The report general used to serve in White Horse and is now retired. Erwu Su replied.

The general nodded and returned a military salute and said, "If you are not on active duty, don't be so restrained, from now on there will be no generals here, only Xiaofeng's uncle." ”

Xiaofeng was a little confused, the amount of information was a bit large, wasn't he a colonel, how did he become a general. Or my uncle.

Seeing that Xiaofeng was still standing stupidly, the general frowned and said, "Sit down and answer my question, it seems that the past few years have worn out that omnipotent Luo Fengen." ”

Xiaofeng sat down, swallowed and foamed at the mouth, and signaled the second cargo Su to go out before he said the nonsense that had been made up a long time ago: "When I went on a mission and attacked the underground research institute, the North Korean army activated the self-destruction device of the research institute in order to prevent us from getting the evidence of their secret research on chemical weapons. I was in a nuclear bunker looking for information and picking up a life. When I woke up, I found that I had been saved by an old North Korean man. ”

"Then how did it take so long for you to return to South Korea, it is really incredible to be able to survive such a big explosion. The old man of the general sighed.

"It took me more than a year to go from being unconscious to being able to move freely, and when I got better, I went to look at the blast site. A grave was built for my brothers, and I noticed a strange phenomenon at that time. Through on-site investigation, the explosion was as powerful as possible and there was no nuclear contamination, and I suspect that this is a new high-power weapon developed by South Korea. Xiaofeng pretended to be sad and said.

"This doesn't have much to do with us, you mainly talk about your experience. "The old man is very concerned about Xiao Fengxian.

"I felt like I just wanted to live an ordinary life, living with the old man who saved me for a few years. The old man was a Chinese who came to Korea during the Korean War and worked in the cooking class. I learned Chinese food with him, and a few months ago the old man passed away, and he had no children, so I gave him the end. I came back thinking that I still had relatives in Korea. "Nima, it's so hard to make up lies, and I'm physically and mentally exhausted.

"Hehe, I'm so free to sit for my uncle and me for two dishes, and we will have two drinks. Then what are your plans to return to the army when you come back this time?"

"I don't have an ID, I came back from a detour, and this time I'm here to get ID. Xiaofeng wanted to continue, but was interrupted by the old man.

"Identification is not a problem, if you want to go back to the army, it is a bit difficult. I believe that your words do not mean that the bastards of the Internal Affairs Department believe you, after all, you are missing in North Korea, and it is normal for them to want to investigate you. It's not easy for me to intervene in this matter, and now that the 'Taiji Tiger' has canceled the number, it's not easy for you to arrange it. Oh, you can" The old man seemed to think of something and stopped, and finally shook his head helplessly.

"I'm going to apply for retirement, I've been through so much and I want to live the life I want to live. "The task of the pit dad makes Xiaofeng a gagman, how can he be mixed in the army anymore.

"What do you want to retire? The old man was startled at first, and then sighed as if he had thought of some reason and said, "It's okay, you have lived for others all these years, and now you should plan for yourself." What are your plans after retiring, can you tell your uncle? ”

"The biggest thing in the short term is getting married. "If I tell you to retire and become a gagman, can you promise not to kill me?

"Why are you going to get married, and who does your father know?" the old man was stimulated too much today, and he felt that his heart was a little unbearable.

Then say, tell me who my father is? Xiaofeng's entangled face changed, and he wanted to ask but didn't know how to speak. You can't ask, "Hey, old man, who is my father?"

When the old man saw that Xiaofeng's face was not good, he thought that he remembered the bad experience before. I didn't ask any more. After thinking about it, he said: "Don't worry, I won't tell your father about you, but I believe that with your father's ability, he won't be able to hide it for long, so I want to get you an identity certificate here." It may take half a month for you to retire, leave me your contact number, and remember that if you don't invite me to drink when you get married, I will smoke you. ”

When Xiaofeng got his identity document and was sent out of the door by the uncle who didn't know his name, he sighed: "It's not so easy to get married." ”