Chapter 336: Surprise or not?
According to Li Shixin's copywriting, the advertisement of Jing'an Cemetery is a whole series.
At the same time that he was shocked by the cemetery advertisement and called a substitute driver to drive back home.
At the Ronghu Expressway intersection, train driver Pan Changchang is parking a fully loaded truck at the toll gate, waiting for the toll collector to hand over the card.
At this time, it was already more than one o'clock in the middle of the night, and the yawning toll collector took out the billing card, looked at Pan Yuanyuan, who was still drowsy with a cigarette in his fingers, and raised his eyebrows.
"Comrade, how long have you been driving?"
"Hi. It's been two days. ”
Looking at the big dark circles on Pan Yuanyuan's face, the toll collector leaned over and handed over the card, and kindly reminded: "Comrade, pay attention to safety." ”
"It's okay! I'll be there in the middle of the night. Two or three hours and no cars on the highway......"
While receiving the card, Pan Changchang smiled and nodded at the kind toll collector. But just as he took the toll card and was about to leave, he saw a huge old man smiling at him on the traffic sign in front of the toll booth.
The smile is full of peace and serenity, and under the light of the truck headlights at night, it seems to be a greeting from another world!
Beside the old man, a line of slogans is particularly eye-catching;
If you are not in the safety of driving overloading, you should drive over the speed limit of Huangquan Road, you should drive away from the reunion, and you should choose a good tomb for fatigue driving.
Jing'an Cemetery reminds you that for the happiness of you and your family, the high-speed section will put an end to three super and one fatigue!
Just this moment, Pan Changyuan's whole person was excited, and the sleepiness in his mind suddenly dissipated without a trace!
"Comrade, are you leaving?
It wasn't until a call from the toll collector beside him that Pan Changyuan suddenly got rid of the two kind stares.
The next moment, he directly handed the charge card back.
"Well, comrade, I'm a little sleepy. I'll go back and sleep for a while. ”
“......”
Seeing the big truck reversing heavily back to the service area on the side, the toll collector shrugged helplessly.
Meanwhile.
On the guardrail of the West Second Ring Road overpass in Rongzhou City, the signs of "prohibiting crossing the guardrail" that have been trampled on have all been replaced;
It is forbidden to climb on the road section, and the guardrail is not a wind and sand.
In the past, my friends did not listen to the advice, but now the cemetery is full of green grass!
On the street of nightbars and bars in Yeongju City, new slogans were also played;
Cherish life and refuse drugs.
If you don't refuse, choose the grave!
At the edge of the pond in the deep water area of the park, new warning signs have been erected;
The water depth is dangerous, and swimming is prohibited.
Regardless of the danger, the cemetery rests forever!
Even on the high-voltage electrical box, there is a warning sign that is enough to make people retreat;
High pressure is dangerous, forbidden to move forward.
Before you insist on it, choose a good cemetery!
Without exception, next to these fierce slogans, a photo of an old man in a tunic was attached.
In the photo, the old man looks ahead and throws a kind and peaceful smile at each offender.
And...... It's like a death gaze from another world!
......
Early in the morning, Li Shixin was woken up by the prompt sound of Weibo on his mobile phone.
Seeing that the sun had just risen outside the window, and the time was only seven o'clock, Li Shixin rubbed his neck that was a little sleepy, and sat up from the bed.
Drip!
Received the cumulative cheer value of the period, 80373 points!
Uh-huh?
Before picking up the mobile phone, Li Shixin heard a soft sound of the system in his ears.
Seemingly...... This night, a lot of stories happened!
With a slight smile, Li Shixin leaned on the head of the bed and turned on his mobile phone.
Although it was only seven o'clock in the morning, his Weibo was already boiling!
In particular, it is the endorsement quiz building released the day before yesterday.
At this moment, more than 30,000 replies have been accumulated!
"I saw the anti-drug advertisement in front of the bar yesterday, and the death gaze of Xinye was messy all night long!
"TMD, I walked on the overpass after work yesterday, and when I saw the old face of Xinye, and then I saw the propaganda slogan, I was directly scared to pee! I went home with my wet pants for more than a mile, and I never dared to step over the guardrail again. Deadly, deadly!"
"What are you? I got up early this morning, and I was scared to see the photo of Xinye at the school gate! I thought when Xinye made a supernatural film for promotion, and after a closer look, it was written [crossing the road for a while, and was hit by a car and lay in the cemetery] Then I knew that Xinye's endorsement was actually a cemetery, I damn it!"
"Nima, a group of sand sculptures are laughing to death, what about the pig raisers and store bigwigs who are buying and playing for less than 10 million in the front building? Come out quickly! It's time to show your strength!"
"If you can't afford it, you can't afford it! This is not a matter of money or money! You're right, with my strength, it will take another 180 years to support your endorsement products. I'm ETC, I'm wrong, wow!"
Looking at the early morning, a group of sand sculpture netizens contributed to today's source of happiness, Li Shixin laughed.
Immediately sent a message out: "Kids, no one guessed, right?"
Who would have thought that this old man would not take the usual path, not Givenny, not Fendi, and go to the cemetery of special endorsements!
"The first person to endorse the cemetery! Nima died laughing. This company and Xinye are all talents, one dares to find and the other dares to take it, I am so convinced!"
"I got up at six o'clock in the morning, saw the endorsement of Xinye, and thought of the wonderful performances of everyone before, I have already laughed out loud......!
"Xinye is out! But the hot comments are right in front of me, but in the face of Xinye's photo, I can't even say anything! At this moment, I just want to say, Xinye...... It's still you!
In the face of the skyrocketing reply in the latest news, Li Shixin grinned and directly landed in the reply area: "It's a pity that hundreds of thousands of netizens didn't guess correctly." The old man's discount can't be given away!"
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Who wants this offer!
Drip!
Received a cheer value of 22,312 points!
"But it doesn't matter, since the old man has endorsed this cemetery product, if you need it, you can contact me, and I will ask the developer for a discount!"
(*`д′*) (*`д′*) (*`д′*)
Don't bring a soul to this product!
Drip!
Received a cheer value of 29,321 points!
With the madness of a large group of sand sculptures and the laughter of a large group of sand sculpture netizens, Li Shixin's ears once again sounded two soft sounds of the system.
After happily cutting two waves of cheering leeks, Li Shixin put down his mobile phone and stretched his waist.
Wake up and a new day begins.
How effective the advertising is, today's signs can be seen.
It's just a print advertisement, and the follow-up advertising film hasn't been filmed yet!
After a while, while I have the effort, I have to go to Jing'an Real Estate again.
People are stupid and have a lot of money, it's not easy to find them these days!