Chapter 366: Whoever Laughs at Who's Goblin
This royal mushroom is not big, but his strength is not small!
When he wanted to resist, Thor suddenly discovered that Granlia obviously had at least fifth-order strength.
Thor was already sitting on the ground, but this time he was pounced on by the other party, and Granlia rode on top of him, decisively throwing down a round of squirrel punch first. Thor was beaten into dust, and his mouth 'hiss~' inhaled a few times.
Why is it that after the rank of the mushroom monster is improved, even the general skill of squirrel fist will be enhanced?
Granlia is obviously not a strength type warrior, she should be a weak mage type. As for Havak's third-order body, Thor didn't know what type it was, anyway, waste wood was waste wood, so weak as a frog that even a mage couldn't stop it.
I was actually knocked down by a mushroom monster! This is really the most humiliating day in the career of the Great Demon King.
Thor was shocked and angry when he was suddenly attacked, covering his face with his hands, and kicking his feet on the ground a few times, but he couldn't get up.
"Don't push me!" In his grief and anger, Thor could only bluff.
Finding that the waste wood was really wasted, Granlia's eyes lit up suddenly, and she raised the second round of squirrel punch to knock it down.
Damn shiitake mushroom monster, it's too much of a deception!
Thor grabbed her by the waist and pulled her into his arms to launch a doghead attack.
Granlia's eyes widened as if she had been petrified in an instant. Because in the chaos, she found that her little tongue was caught, entangled and pulled for a long time, and finally was deliberately bitten by this guy, which almost hurt her tears.
"What are you doing?" At some point, a cold-faced Phines clasped her hands and blocked the gap between the two tents.
"Didn't you do anything......? I told a little story and played a little game by the way. Suddenly hearing Finis's voice, Thor was inexplicably frightened, and hurriedly shook off the mushroom monster on his body, and then forcibly explained.
This royal shiitake mushroom that was killed halfway out of the game, but she couldn't play the game and make a personal attack, and then she could only use the killer weapon of the demon king 'Abyss Kiss' to shock her. Yes, that's the whole story.
Saul didn't think his explanation was pale, after all, he was just stating the facts.
Unfortunately, looking at Granlia's disheveled hair and her torn dress in the chaos, Phines obviously didn't believe it.
"No, what the hell are you despising there? This situation is obviously that I was attacked, okay?" Thor was aggrieved.
"Then why did she attack you?" said Phines glared at Thor.
"This ...... There are so many intersections in life, who knows where her consciousness has suddenly gone, and what she suddenly feels? So that she suddenly wants to express some of her own emotions, everything is suddenly okay? It was just an accident. Thor waved his hand.
"I'm not going to let you go! Don't want to leave the camp today. Granlia finally recovered from the shock at this point, she covered her small mouth with the back of her hand, her face was inexplicably shy, and even her speech was obviously a little unclear.
Well, it looks like Thor's bite is very real.
Granlia only felt that she was ashamed to death at this time, and the key was that when she was entangled with this guy, she was bumped into by his sister.
"Get out of the way!" Granlia walked over to Phines who was in her way, and just wanted to get out of the way.
"You...... Can't go, make things clear. "Phines really didn't dare to let her go, who knows if it would be a big deal.
"What, Sister Fenis, you obviously saw what he did to me, and now you want to shield him?" Granlia looked up, finally returning to her royal presence, staring at Finis with a clear gaze.
"Hey, little shiitake mushroom, it's not like it! everyone is just joking, children will take it seriously, okay?" Thor also had a headache, this little shiitake mushroom just cheating on it, why did it suddenly rise to the situation of tribal struggle.
It seems that when you flirt with the mushroom monster in the future, you must first find out the strength of the other party.
Even if you don't pay attention to the hornet's nest for a while, as long as you cover your little mouth and beat your little buttocks a few times, no matter how big the complaint is, it can go away with the wind. This is obviously important, and Saul silently wrote it down in his life reflection book.
Although he didn't feel a sense of belonging to the entire clan, fighting between the two sides for himself was not a situation that Thor wanted.
"You...... Who's playing with you!You're going to die anyway!" Granlia glared back at Thor fiercely.
"What if you're dead? You're not too young, what kind of ability is it to tell the elders?" Thor tilted his head proudly.
"Hehe~! Okay, then how do you want to end this matter?" was provoked by Thor, and Granlia stopped with her arms crossed.
"There's nothing to settle with, nothing big in the first place. Well, the reason for this was because I told you a 'tent story,' right? Now I'll tell you a separate story. ”
"When I finish telling this story, if you don't laugh, then I have nothing to say if I admit punishment and admit punishment. But if you can't help but laugh, then today's events will be treated as a joke, and everyone will still play happily together in the future, how about it?" Thor spread his hands.
"Okay, you say. Granlia's eyes rolled, and then her little face tensed, revealing an expression of a goblin who laughed at someone.
Phines didn't say anything with her hands in her hands, just a hint of anticipation in her eyes.
"Since there are three people here, I'll tell you a story about the three of them by the way. ”
The story goes that Czech, Tom and Kent are good friends, and then one day the three of them quietly leave the small village by the sea, ready to go to sea together to enjoy the scenery of a different place. This one...... You know what the sea is, right?" Thor asked suddenly.
Granlia nodded with disdain, what is so strange about the sea?
"Well, the three of them sailed into the Endless Sea in a small boat, which was wide and vast, and the scenery along the way dazzled the three of them. But after leaving the offshore, the trio encountered terrible stormy weather, and the boat was also overturned by the storm. ”
Fortunately, the three of them had good water skills, struggled in the wind and waves, and finally swam to a nameless island. But the doom didn't stop there, and soon they were caught by a murderous cannibal tribe on the island. ”
The cannibal patriarch threatened to eat them, and the three of them wept and begged. So the patriarch told them that they had only two paths, either to become food for the cannibals, or to successfully pass the trials on the island and send them away. ”
The three of them didn't know the specific content of the trial, but they didn't have a choice, and they could only choose to go through the trial in the end. ”
The patriarch told the three of them that there were two specific requirements for the whole trial, the first of which was to enter the forest on the island, find two fruits or vegetables of similar size and appearance, and bring them back. As for the second requirement, wait until they complete the first one. ”
So the three of them went into the forest together, and then went their separate ways. ”
The Czech luck was that he soon found two apples that looked about the same, and he brought them to the patriarch. The patriarch told him that the second request was to stuff two fruits into his nostrils and not to laugh at the same time. ”
It wasn't hard not to laugh, but the two apples obviously couldn't fit into their nostrils, so the dazed Czechs were eaten by the cannibals because they failed to complete the second requirement of the trial. ”
Then Tom came out of the forest, and he searched and found only two cherries. The patriarch told him the same request, and shoved two fruits into his nostrils, but was not allowed to laugh. ”
Tom did so, and it wasn't hard to shove two cherries into his nostrils. After stuffing, the patriarch was about to say that he had successfully passed the trial, but Tom didn't know what was wrong, and suddenly he burst out laughing. ”
So the patriarch said that because you laughed, the trial failed, and Tom was eaten by the cannibals. ”
"The souls of the Czech Republic and Tom met in heaven after their deaths, and when they met, they were both embarrassed. The Czech Republic is very puzzled, I was eaten because I didn't complete the trial, but you obviously finished it, why are you smiling at the last moment?"
Thor paused slightly, and quietly raised his eyes to sweep over the two shiitake mushrooms, Granlia and Finis. The two shiitake mushrooms were clearly listening intently, their eyes wide, as if they were wondering what Tom was laughing at at the last moment of life and death.
Well, it seems that the atmosphere is almost over, and Thor continued to speak.
Hearing the Czech inquiry, Tom replied with a bitter face, I didn't want to laugh at all. ”
But when I had managed to put two cherries into my nostrils, and when I turned my head, I saw that Kent idiot humming a little tune and bending his arms around two large pumpkins out of the woods. ”
"I was caught off guard by the moment the guy pressed two pumpkins to his face...... I couldn't hold back!sigh~~" Thor said with emotion, and he was still holding the pumpkin, as if he were Kent.
After a brief silence in the air.
"Poof~haha, damn it, this shit isn't funny at all, hahahaquack!" Granlia let out a shrill laugh that shocked the entire camp as she smashed the tent next to her into dust.
Thor looked at her with a black line, Granlia, what kind of royal mushroom is really bad.
If you want to laugh, you can laugh well, why do you laugh so poignantly, like a betrayal of relatives?
The joke should still be funny, after all, she and Fenis may not have encountered anything interesting in this cramped labyrinth for many years. But at the end of the day, it doesn't seem that funny, it's all about to roll.
And can you not deny it while letting out a hippopotamus-like laugh, this scene is really a bit scary.
Phines smiled very reservedly, just covering her mouth and shoulders and shrugging, well, it's still her own shiitake mushrooms with temperament.
Feeling Thor's gaze, Finis quietly covered her little belly and flew a delicate white eye.
As for Granlia, she was completely hopeless, as long as Thor casually made a pumpkin gesture to her, her whole body shook as if a switch had been turned on, and finally she was helped by the camp guards who rushed to hear the sound.
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