Chapter 491: Upgraded from 250 to 38
"Wha, my great god is back. Xiaofeng, who was sleeping, was woken up by a familiar and annoying voice.
"How fresh the air is, how beautiful the world is, the little black room is really the most annoying. The voice that seemed to come from the soul sighed.
"Hey, it seems that a lot of things happened when I was upgraded, 2503687 number one experiencer, it seems that you really can't leave my god, and you won't be able to give you a chance. Just when Xiaofeng's brain was still a little embarrassed and didn't remember who this voice belonged to, the voice began to mock again, but why is this line so familiar?
"Hey, 3687, aren't you happy that I have successfully upgraded? Even if you don't have a gift, don't you even congratulate me?" Seeing that Xiaofeng still didn't react, the voice said dissatisfiedly.
Xiaofeng is finally sober at this time, this damn god has actually been upgraded, it seems that he was ridiculed just now, why should a broken system mock me, Xiaofeng feels that the system is even more annoying after upgrading.
"250, I have a name and a surname, it's not appropriate for you to call me 3687. "Not to mention that Xiao Feng is really not very comfortable without the great god by his side for so long, although the great god is a pit and very unreliable, but in addition to the second cargo system of the great god, Xiao Feng really can't find a person to talk to, Xiao Feng is really about to be crushed by the pressure.
"I'm 250, you're my 3687th experiencer, it's not wrong to call you 2503687, I miss it very much after not seeing you for many days. The great god said reasonably, Xiaofeng is really speechless, Xiaofeng feels that the upgrade doesn't seem to have changed, this system is still so pitiful.
"You've all been upgraded, do I have any benefit?" Xiao Feng took a sip of water to relieve the dryness of his throat.
"I'm sorry to tell you no, but as an experiencer, shouldn't you give me tens of thousands of points to celebrate my successful upgrade?"
"Hmm, the upgrade is successful, could it be that the upgrade can fail?" asked Xiao Feng suspiciously.
"There are no absolutes, and although the probability of failure is small, it is still possible. So it's really not much for you to give me tens of thousands of points of pressure. The great god said shamelessly.
"What is the probability that it is very small?" I haven't communicated with the great god for a long time, and Xiaofeng thinks it's not bad to grind. The feeling of not being able to find someone to say in a stomach is really uncomfortable, and Xiaofeng is very suspicious that Yoo Jae-seok and Kim Jong-kook are being choked into chatter in this way.
"It's not very small, it's 0.00000 ....... "The great god is starting to get along with 0.
"Okay, that small probability should not be called small, it should be called impossible. "Xiaofeng doesn't want the great god to repeat it like a scripture, it's generally impossible.
"3687, you can't say that, science is rigorous, no matter how small the probability is, it can happen, you really don't want to give me tens of thousands of points of shock. Don't be so stingy. The great god said coquettishly in a different tone.
"250, tell you not to call me 3687, am I stingy or you are stingy, you don't give me some benefits if you upgrade, you still care about me benefits, is it easy for me to get those shares? Xiaofeng was depressed by the widely spread title of 3687, and at the same time, she was also covered with goosebumps all over her body by the voice of the great god.
"Hey, sure enough, the book is full of lies, doesn't it say that you can use this voice to make demands on men?" the great god complained depressedly. It's like how much you've been deceived.
"Actually, it's a bit inappropriate to call you 3687 now, I have a new name because of the upgrade, and it's really inappropriate to give you such a low name. What the great god said, Xiao Feng felt it for the first time.
"What do you call now, it's really not good to call you 250 all the time. Xiaofeng thinks that upgrading is still beneficial. At least I can have a pleasant exchange with the gods.
"Please call me 38, I decided to give you my previous name 250, but I still prefer the name Okami, call me 38 or call Okami with you. "God, my new name, okay. Praise me for what I look like.
Xiaofeng couldn't laugh out loud when he heard the name 38 in the smug tone of the great god, this person in the middle of the night giggling in the hotel bed was either a psychotic or an evil spirit, but when he heard that he was likely to evolve from 3687 to 250 Xiaofeng couldn't laugh in an instant.
"I said, can't you call it a nice name? Anyway, where did you get your name? Did the big universe company give it to you?" Xiao Feng felt that it was better to hurry up and interrupt it now. It's hard to get out of 3687, if you are called 250 again, Xiaofeng will have no place to cry.
"My perfect life system experience number is 250, and now it has been upgraded to the official version, and the number is 38. "The god who has just finished upgrading has all the questions, and he is obviously holding back in the small black room.
"Haha, I'm laughing to death, the origin of your name is really interesting, the system is the system, it used to be 250, and now it's 38. "The opportunity to laugh at the system is not common, Xiaofeng will not die if he plays a trick.
"I heard ridicule and disdain from your words, Luo Fengen, I warn you, laughing at me is tantamount to laughing at the Great Universe Company, and the consequences are not something you can bear. The Great God said in a stern tone.
"You have the ability to bite me. "Xiaofeng has not had a great god by his side for so long, especially after stepping on the second generation of officials Li Shengji, Xiaofeng feels that he is bullish.
"Because the host verbally insults the system, the system decides to break away on its own, counting down 100,99,......。 The cold mechanical sound made Xiaofeng sober up a lot, what the hell is it that left on his own?
"Hey, what do you mean by that, can't you even make jokes?" Xiaofeng was frightened by the constant countdown, and it was not a good thing to get rid of it on her own.
“88,87,86...... The soul that is the host will die out after voluntarily detached, 82, 81 ....... The cold mechanical voice only answered what the consequences were for Xiaofeng.
"Hey, don't make a fuss, I've just done this after the upgrade, what's not to say, is it interesting to break the fish and the net?" Xiaofeng felt that he must have created a lot of evil, otherwise he would never have encountered such a bad temper system.
77,76,advise the host not to use the idiom, the fish will definitely die, but the net will not necessarily break, 73,72 ....... The great god came out and complained. But there seems to be no intention of reconciliation.
"Am I wrong, okay? Let's not play such a big game?" Xiaofeng was very undisciplined, of course he had to cherish his life.
"The apology is not sincere enough, and I don't accept it. The big god snorted angrily, but there was no countdown, obviously waiting for Xiaofeng to make a further statement.
"That 38, you see that we have been together for a long time, where did you go early for a diligent, enterprising and obedient good experiencer like me, or I will give you 10,000 points as a gift to celebrate your upgrade?"
"Okay, for the sake of your good attitude of admitting your mistakes, I will reluctantly accept the 10,000 points. But I have to make it clear to you, I didn't force you to give me 10,000 points. The great god said in a very embarrassed tone like you.
"You didn't force me, I was willing to give it to you by my sexual feelings, and our relationship is always a lot. Xiao Feng said uncomfortably while bleeding in his heart.
"38, has there been any change in your successful upgrade?" Xiao Feng took the initiative to change the topic, how could the points not be enough, Xiao Feng didn't want to give the great god a chance to deduct his own points.
"Of course, there have been changes, in the past, it was only a trial version that could not be used for good functions, but now it is the official version with a lot of functions. Xiao Feng's mind suddenly appeared a stunning beauty with the influence of counting money. It's really beautiful and it's completely Xiaofeng's dish.,But this image is too obscene.,And it's neither RMB nor Korean won.,And there's the word 1 point written on it.。
"See? That's one of the new features, I can show it in your mind, how about it? The beautiful woman who counted the money raised her head, and the cherry grin turned into a bloody smile, very silly. Xiaofeng knew that this beauty was the so-called manifestation of the great god.
"38, you'd better change your image. Xiaofeng felt a little tightness in her chest, it was too undeserving for such a beautiful image to be ruined and ruined like this.
"Why do you want to change it? This is the shape I made in your favorite image. Men are hypocrisy. The great god said disdainfully, but he didn't stop counting the money in his hand.
This image is really Xiaofeng's favorite, if there is such a beauty in reality, Xiaofeng must not mind taking a few more glances or even going over to talk, but being ruined by the gods, the beauty in his heart is resolutely unbearable.
"38, either you change your image, or you will break away on your own, choose one of the two. Xiaofeng gave an ultimatum, and Xiaofeng also has a temper and persistence.
"Okay, okay, I'll change the head office, okay with this, that, or this?" The great god said to change it, first it was changed to Taeyeon but it was an elongated version, and then it was changed to Jung so-yeon but it was gentle, and then it became that Lin Yuna was bigger this time, and then Tiffany was more cute.
"Stop, stop, I said you can't change to someone I don't know?" Xiaofeng was depressed and a little weak-hearted, the shapes that the great gods changed were true portrayals of Xiaofeng's heart, he thought countless times that Taeyeon would be better if he was higher, although petite and delicate were very easy to hug, but standing and kissing was like bowing, it was too uncomfortable, Xiaofeng also sighed that Zheng Xiuyan would be better if she were not so arrogant, cold and gentle.
"For the sake of 10,000 points, do you think this is okay?" The great god was a little impatient, but obviously the 10,000 points given by Xiaofeng was still somewhat useful, so the great god changed again, this time it was Scarlett Johansson, I didn't hear Xiaofeng say that it became Emma Roberts again, and seeing that Xiaofeng didn't react and became Keira Knightley again.
Xiaofeng felt that his head was big, this second-hand system was definitely retaliating, although Xiaofeng didn't know these people, they were all beauties that Xiaofeng liked, and they were bad. Xiao Feng said that he couldn't bear it.
"Can't you change someone who doesn't have earthlings?" Xiao Feng roared.
The great god is more obedient this time, and he will change.,So Xiaofeng has a feeling of entering a cosplay exhibition.,All kinds of beauties in anime games are constantly being live-action by the gods.,Xiaofeng's heart is getting more and more stuffed.。
"Can't you become a man?" Xiao Feng felt that if these two goods became women, it would definitely be herself, so Xiao Feng proposed.
"Why is it a man? Could it be that your orientation has changed during the time I have been upgrading? Oh, the Great Universe Company, what did I do wrong to meet such a BT host, I applied to leave. "The great god didn't count the money this time, and his image didn't change, so he began to cry and wipe his tears.
"That's enough, 10,000 points, you become a man-like image that doesn't exist on the planet. "Xiaofeng feels like his head is going to explode, do you know that you are so cheating on the big universe company?
"Dear host, I love you to death, do you think this is done?" The great god turned into the image of an ordinary man, so ordinary that he would disappear in the crowd.
"That's good. Xiao Feng breathed a sigh of relief, the upgrade was indeed the pit host, Xiao Feng felt that she was going to cry.
"It's a pity, there are still a lot of images that haven't changed, such as what love, what maple, what empty, do you want to see it? The great god said regretfully.
Xiaofeng's face turned white, but fortunately, he reacted quickly, or it was estimated that it would be tens of thousands of words of harmony.
"Hey, the books are really all lies, doesn't it say that all normal men like this?" another wad of money appeared in the hand of the great god, obviously this time the money was twice as much as before.
"Ahh
"That's it.,People are a good system.,When you upgrade the small black house, you try to appreciate yourself.,In order to be able to serve the host happily.。 "There was a book in the hand of the great god called how to communicate happily with the male host, and the most pitiful thing was that there were still ambiguous pink quotation marks on the exchange.
Xiaofeng told the great god that he was no longer able to complain after reading less of this kind of book in the future, and the system upgrade was successful in the middle of the night, even if it was successful, Xiaofeng knew that this was not something he could change, but is it really appropriate for the system to falsely accuse me of 20,000 points if you upgrade successfully?
"250 Ah, you have a very miserable life during my absence, I doubt very much that I will not be able to see you if I have been upgraded for a long time, you look at what you have done during this time, you really can't leave me. The great god finally counted enough points and began to taunt again.
If the great god said so at the beginning, Xiao Feng really didn't mind crying a few times, and then introduced how miserable he was, and tried to win some sympathy and mixed benefits, but now Xiao Feng really didn't have that mood.
"I don't call you 38, and you don't call me 250, you should call me by my name in the future. Xiaofeng felt so tired.
"No problem, Luo Fengen's words are my mission, I am a candidate for the top ten outstanding systems of the Great Universe Company. The great god assured loudly. (To be continued......)