Chapter 5 Whoever believes in the system has eternal life
"Brother Ji, do you say that there really is a god in this world?"
ββJust as Ye Xuan wanted to ask Han Xiao this question, a sudden voice like a machine interrupted Ye Xuan.
"Ding, there are still twenty seconds left before the end of the mission, and the host is advised to make a choice immediately!"
"What should I do? Do you want to do what it asks you to do?"
Ye Xuan didn't know whether this kind of thing was true or false, and he didn't know if it was a prank, if it was a prank, then he would be famous for eternity, and he would have no face to see people.
After all, that first mission content is to say loudly to the first person who enters the room, "I love you, I'm going to have a north nose with you!"
Such shameful words made Ye Xuan say such things to a person who was also a man, to be honest, Ye Xuan really didn't have the courage to say it.
Just when Ye Xuan hesitated, the voice sounded again.
"Ding, there are five seconds left until the end of the mission, and the countdown to the mission begins...... 5...... 4...... 3......
Seeing that time was getting less and less, Ye Xuan felt anxious in his heart, and just when the task was about to end, Ye Xuan let go of the cheapest dignity.
"Brother Ji, I love you, I want to have a north nose with you!" Ye Xuan said loudly to Han Xiao with tears in his eyes.
Seeing that Ye Xuan was suddenly silent, Han Xiao thought that there was something uncomfortable in his body, but he never thought that he would hear Ye Xuan on the bed suddenly say such amazing words.
Han Xiao first looked at Ye Xuan with a shocked and confused expression, and then turned into a disgusting and sympathetic expression to look at Ye Xuan on the hospital bed.
Han Xiao's original shock and confusion was because Ye Xuan's mouth was amazing, so he hadn't reacted yet!
The disgusting in the back is because can you imagine that one day your best brother will say to you, "I love you, I want to have a north nose with you?"
Sympathy is because Han Lin didn't expect Ye Xuan to be so and thirsty, so heavy-tasted, he didn't even let go of a man himself!
"Bamboo pole, I understand you very well!" Han Xiao looked at Ye Xuan and said to him with an expression that I understood.
Oh my God, what do you understand?
Just as Ye Xuan wanted to say this, Han Xiao suddenly sighed at Ye Xuan and said, "I didn't expect you to let me even go of a man with a bamboo pole?"
Although I know that I am very handsome, I regret to tell you that the two of us are not from the same world, you still die of this heart! Han Lin said to Ye Xuan seriously.
"I'm ...... I ......" Just as Ye Xuan wanted to explain to Han Lin with a bitter face, it was caused by the unknown life form that claimed to be the system.
The mechanical voice that claimed to be the system sounded again.
"Ding, mission accomplished!"
"Ding, gain +3 skill points
"Ding, there's 9 minutes left until the striptease mission ends!"
(It is recommended that the host do not talk about everything about the system to avoid unnecessary consequences!)
"Skill points?" Ye Xuan suddenly muttered.
"Huh?" Han Xiao saw Ye Xuan on the bed suddenly muttering, so he asked, "I said, bamboo pole, what were you muttering just now?"
"It's nothing, I was thinking about something just now!" Ye Xuan said to Han Lin after hearing this.
"Oh!" Han Xiao replied, and then said serious nonsense: "Bamboo pole, you have to blame me for this!"
"Huh, what are you referring to?" Ye Xuan asked Han Xiao a little blankly after hearing this.
After hearing this, Han Xiao just looked at Ye Xuan, and didn't say anything, he just thought that he was a little embarrassed and shy because he was found to like men!
"Ding, it's only one minute until the end of the mission, and the host is advised to make a choice immediately!"
(Failed tasks will be penalized by the host)
Suppose the first task is just to say "I love you" to the first person who enters the room...... Ye Xuan, who gave birth to the North Nose, just reluctantly did as requested. β
But let Ye Xuan do two things in a row about the shame of his life to the same person, I'm sorry, Ye Xuan no longer has the courage to face Han Lone.
It was enough to be misunderstood before, and now you have to dance a striptease in front of Han Lone?
And you have to jump for a full minute to complete the mission!
With this kind of perverted bad taste, Ye Xuan no longer has the patience to play with that system.
Ye Xuan stared at the last thirty seconds of the countdown displayed in the upper right corner of the transparent glass-like panel hanging in the air.
Ye Xuan wanted to see what was going on with the so-called system forced punishment after the countdown was over?
Is it really as the system says? Ye Xuan was very curious about the origin of the so-called system.
As the saying goes, "Curiosity kills cats!"
Ye Xuan stared at the time on the panel like this, until it was zero, and the mechanical voice like before really sounded again.
"Ding, mission over!"
"Ding, the host task fails to be completed, and the system punishes and enforces it. β
"Ding, the punishment is as follows!"
One, slap yourself ten times and the force is heavier and heavier!
Second, after slapping him, he shouted to ten different people within a minute: "I'm your father, you're going to hit me!"
"Ding, punishment time begins!"
"Cut!" Ye Xuan scoffed at what kind of system this system said, who would be so stupid to slap himself?
Because he was a little cowardly before, Ye Xuan had no choice but to obediently say that kind of shameful words to Han Xiao according to his words.
The current Ye Xuan will no longer be stupid enough to listen to it.
However, at this moment, I only heard the sound of "pop"!
"Nima, it hurts!" Ye Xuan shouted with his right hand covering his left cheek.
"Oh, I'll go!, bamboo pole, what kind of trouble are you making a fuss about?" Han Xiao was stunned by Ye Xuan's play, and looked at him with a puzzled look on his face and asked.
"I ...... I don't know either!" Ye Xuan slapped his face again as soon as he finished speaking.
Immediately afterwards, Ye Xuan slapped his face left and right, and Han Lin pulled it halfway, but he still couldn't pull Ye Xuan's hands on his face.
Han Lin had no choice but to call the doctors and nurses who were chatting outside the door to help!
I don't know how long it took, but I saw Ye Xuan's face fat and swollen like a pig's head, looking sluggish, lying on the hospital bed like this.
Ye Xuan's attending doctor and several nurses immediately covered their mouths to prevent themselves from laughing after hearing Ye Xuan's words to Han Xiao outside the door before.
Now that he saw the scene of Ye Xuan turning into a pig's head, he couldn't help it anymore, and suddenly he covered his stomach and laughed.
"Ahem!" Seeing Ye Xuan's appearance, the attending doctor glanced at a few nurses with a dry cough, meaning: "Pay attention, people are still there!"
Then, the attending doctor asked Ye Xuan, who was lying on the bed, "Ye Xuan, how did you get this? Did you get into a fight with your friend?"
Ye Xuan didn't seem to hear his question, and was directly silent.
But Ye Xuan may have overlooked one problem, that is, the punishment is not over yet!
Ye Xuan suddenly sat up from the bed, then got up and got out of bed, without even wearing shoes, and said loudly to the attending doctor: "I'm your father, you kind of come to beat me!"
After finishing speaking, he said the same thing to Han Lin next to him, I am your father, you have come to beat me!
Immediately afterwards, Ye Xuan repeated it to the two nurses in the ward!
Then, Ye Xuan ignored Han Xiao and the others, and ran out of the ward directly, leaving a few people with angry and gloomy faces in the same place.