Chapter Ninety-Six: Little Witch Sees Big Witch, Little Shrimp Spits Pearls on the Dragon!(2-in-1)
Seeing Li Shixin's affirmation in public, the lecturer's heart blossomed.
Something he makes is like a mirror in his own heart, and to put it bluntly, it is the kind of cheap trace element supplements bought on the market, and the stuff that is filled and rebranded.
It definitely can't achieve the effect of propaganda, but it definitely can't eat bad people.
Why can a bottle of cod liver oil cost five yuan, and vitamin AD can be sold for five hundred?
It's all lip service!
"Okay, good! Thank you sincerely for the uncle's affirmation, so please take a seat. Now, everyone has got our feedback from Songtian Sunshine - BOAO extract. I'm telling you, you have to keep this thing. As I said just now, I want to give back to everyone, but I don't mean that a few eggs are considered to give back. Do you know how much this extractor costs?"
"I don't know!"
The staff in the audience are very hard-working.
The lecturer immediately stretched out his scissor hand like chicken blood: "Two thousand eight hundred and eighty-eight!"
"Wow!"
"Now it's free! Everyone sees the sincerity of our Songtian Sunshine, right? So next, don't talk nonsense. Let's start today's health lecture - why are you prone to cardiovascular and cerebrovascular diseases when you are in old age!"
In the audience, watching the lecturer use very demagogic language and actions, with some metaphors such as "blood vessels are like sewer pipes" and "blood clots are like debris in water", Wu Ming, who simply distorted the pathology and had done medical work for half his life, pouted.
Seeing that Li Shixin beside him was still listening attentively, Wu Ming leaned over: "Brother, it's almost, right?"
Seeing that the time was almost up, a group of old fans who wanted to clean up the performance hall quickly also showed impatience, Li Shixin smiled and nodded.
"Sister Ming, you can cooperate in a while. ”
"Dude, just look at it!"
Gotcha!
At this time, the lecturer on the stage was talking about the dangers of cardiovascular and cerebrovascular diseases.
"Are there any relatives who have suffered from cardiovascular and cerebrovascular diseases?
You see, isn't that a coincidence?
Li Shixin stood up directly, "I." Got ......."
The lecturer's eyes lit up!
"Come on, come on, invite this relative to come to the stage and share his experience! Everyone applauds and encourages!"
Wow!
As soon as he saw that Li Shixin was about to take the stage, a group of sleepy old fans instantly came to their senses.
Seeing that the applause was so warm this time, the lecturer was shocked - the quality of today's wave of fat sheep is okay!
The mood is so well driven, it seems that it is a group of fat sheep who have not been deeply involved in the world.
This one, it's done!
With excitement, he personally stepped down and greeted Li Shixin.
Standing in front of the steps of the stage, looking at the stage full of "Songtian Sunshine" corporate posters in front of him and a pile of health care products on the side, Li Shixin was in a trance.
Memories flowed through his mind like streams.
"Drama is not a movie, and it doesn't give you a chance to do it all over again!"
"In Peking Opera, a good actor pays attention to three minutes on stage and ten years off stage. I'm responsible for telling you, a good drama actor doesn't need ten years of work. Why? Because there is no plate work in drama. But I'll tell you more responsibly, if a drama actor doesn't work hard, let alone ten years, he won't be able to make a profit for a lifetime!"
"Your every expression, every action, and every line will be most directly conveyed to the audience's eyes and ears. So as long as you stand on this stage, you have to always remember that you are the character, and the role is you!"
"Your movements need to be in place, your lines need to be clear, and your emotions need to be precise. Only by bringing the audience sitting in the back row to the play can you say that you have a drama on you!"
In a trance, a loud and serious voice sounded in Li Shixin's ears.
"Relatives, what's wrong with you? Don't be shy, come on stage!"
At this moment, the lecturer saw Li Shixin standing on the steps and didn't understand, so he urged.
Li Shixin took a deep breath, silently wrote down the reprimand from the old man's memory from the teacher of the Red Flag Repertory Troupe, and raised his legs.
When his footsteps touched the red carpet on the stage, his whole temperament changed!
After this period of age reduction, Li Shixin's mental outlook is very different from when he first came to Rongdian.
Especially in recent times, the acting industry has developed smoothly, and people are in good spirits. Compared with when he was first discharged from the hospital, he was younger than ten years old.
This point, Wu Ming's group of old fans have witnessed it with their own eyes.
But the moment he stepped onto the stage. The old man who just came to Rongdian from the hospital two months ago, with a sick face and a sluggish spirit, seems to be even walking with a strong spirit, is back!
Looking at the sudden change of the old man who was still energetic when he entered the door just now, the lecturer was taken aback: "Old, old man, are you okay?"
Even Li Shixin, whose face was a little pale, waved his hand.
"That's, that's good. Then old man, tell your relatives about your experience!"
Hunched down slightly, looked under the stands, Li Shixin slowly spoke.
The voice was a little slurred and hoarse, "At the beginning of this year, I was admitted to the hospital with a stroke...... He was diagnosed by the First People's Hospital of Tiancheng City with severe thrombosis in the back of his head and neck...... This blood clot has had a drastic impact on my life......"
Originally, when Li Shixin called a group of old fans, he had already told a group of old fans that he was playing a patient who was fooled by health care product dealers.
But now looking at Li Shixin's state on stage, a group of old fans in the audience were still shocked even if they knew that he was acting!
Obviously, what Li Shixin said is a very ordinary symptom, but inexplicably there is a kind of magic that makes people feel a kind of empathy.
Listening to Li Shixin trembling and talking about his life after suffering from cerebral thrombosis, many old people who knew that he was acting subconsciously touched the back of their heads.
This cerebral thrombosis is really amazing!
A few old fans were even more secretly speechless, saying that if there was really such a person on stage, I was afraid that the tickets in my pocket would not be able to be saved.
Looking at the reactions of the old people in the audience, and then seeing Li Shixin on the stage talking with old tears in his eyes, the lecturer on the side was sighing in his heart.
Oh Mom,
Poor!
Such a living example is in, if this lecture does not sell two or three hundred thousand, my five or six years of health care product sales will be in vain!
Shun!
It's so smooth today!
While the lecturer was thinking this, Li Shixin wiped away his tears and had already finished talking about his illness experience.
In the silence of the audience, the lecturer immediately made an expression of a dead father and patted Li Shixin's shoulder heavily.
"The old man said it well, I think now, everyone also knows the harm that cardiovascular and cerebrovascular diseases bring to our elderly people! However, relatives don't have to be afraid! We at Songtian Sunshine hold this large-scale lecture in order to let the elderly friends completely get rid of the persecution of cardiovascular and cerebrovascular diseases!
Originally, I wanted to wait until the last day of the lecture to reveal it for everyone. But it was so sad to see that Uncle Li was suffering from cerebral thrombosis just now. I can't help it!
Now, let me solemnly introduce to you the product that won the special gold medal of the World Cardiovascular and Cerebrovascular Disease Medical Association in cooperation with our Songtian Sunshine Group and the German NBS International Medical Association, Songtiankang Heart and Brain Powder!"
As if beating two tons of chicken blood, the lecturer took out a box of things from behind him and sent it to Li Shixin.
"Uncle, don't be afraid, this medicine, even if your cerebral thrombosis is ten times more serious, it can also restore you to a healthy state!"
"Really?"
"Tong Su is not bullied!"
"So, can I try it?"
"You're welcome to give it a try! Come and get a glass of water for the uncle!"
Tons of tons of ......
Seeing that Li Shixin was on the water and took the medicine cleanly, the lecturer turned the microphone over: "Uncle, how does it taste?"
"Okay......! Well、The flavor of oil tea noodles without added sugar and sesame seeds。 ”
“...... Do you feel a hot current surging in the back of your neck?"
"Well, when you say that, it seems to be a bit of a thing. ”
Seeing that Li Shixin was on the road, the lecturer waved his hand!
"This is the magic of our Songtiankang Heart and Brain Powder! With BOAO deep-sea extract, the human body accelerates absorption, and exerts its medicinal effect in one minute! Directly to the affected area, like a cleaner, it melts and decomposes the blocked blood clots in your blood vessels, and finally absorbs and excretes them with kidney metabolism! Give you a clear and healthy world! I just heard someone ask, how much is this medicine?"
"Then let me tell you, this drug is still in the top-secret research and development stage. Seeing this uncle in such pain, I took it out. According to the company's pre-sale price, a box costs 14,908!
But now, I feel that there are so many old people in the midst of the heat, my heart aches! I have decided that no matter whether the company will hold me accountable or not, and whether my personal future will be affected by today, I will let all my relatives get the benefits! One box, only 14898!"
"Good!"
In the audience, the staff who cheered jumped up excitedly-worthy of the head, your mother is really black! Didn't you originally say that it would be sold for five hundred?
Seeing that many old people in the audience had begun to talk to each other, the lecturer immediately put the microphone in front of Li Shixin, "Uncle, can you accept this price? Or, compared to your health and quality of life, is this price expensive?!"
The lecturer, who was preparing for the next step of offering gifts and arousing the expectations of the elderly, was full of joy.
But it was also at this time that the accident happened.
In front of him, the old man, who was fine a moment ago, covered his head without the slightest warning, and his facial features were distorted all of a sudden.
Then there was a thud and he fell on the stage!
This time, everyone's eyes were drawn to the past.
"This medicine is not right...... Difficult... It's uncomfortable, "
In the lecturer's stunned, Li Shixin spit out these words with difficulty.
After that, the neck seemed to be clicked by the big hand that had been invisible all along, and it was folded to an angle that a non-human could do!
Then, the whole body trembled violently like a ricocheting bullet that opened three gears!
With a violent, irregular, trembling all over his body, only the whites of his eyes remained, and the saliva in his mouth was beaten into white pieces by the high-frequency vibrating tongue and teeth, and it was thrown everywhere along the purple lips.
A huge change made the lecturer stunned!
Seeing this scene, Wu Ming was really anxious, and he forgot Li Shixin's explanation at the moment.
With years of medical work experience, she stood up at once, "It's not good! Hurry, call 120! It's a stroke! Find something hard and press his tongue first!"
Finished!
It's a big deal!
On the stage, looking at the old man who was twisted into a twist on the ground, the lecturer sat on the ground with a puff - his legs were frightened.
God!
What is this for?!
What a fantastic start to this lecture!
How could it be, how could it be like this!
A small staff member next to him heard Wu Ming's shouting just now, and had already taken out a power bank from his pocket and wanted to stuff it into Li Shixin's mouth.
Seeing him do this, the lecturer jumped up from the ground, "What are you doing?"
"Save people, didn't you listen to what the lady said just now, find a hard object to stuff in his mouth, so that he doesn't bite his tongue?"
"You're stupid, aren't you!?Save someone, run away!
"Huh?
"Why don't you wait for the police to come?"
"What about that thing?"
"No!
The lecturer is also a decisive person, and after weighing it in a very short time, he threw the microphone directly to the ground, pulled the work card around his neck, and was about to run out.
Where can I go?
A group of old fans all know that Li Shixin is sick, and now that they see the attack, they can't tell whether Li Shixin is acting or real for a while - they completely forgot Li Shixin's instructions before.
The angry old fans and the old people who were fooled into coming to listen to the lecture before directly stopped the people who wanted to run away.
"You can't go! Your medicine has harmed people like this, and you still want to run?!"
"Yes!
Looking at a group of angry old men, the lecturer's legs went limp.
With a pop, he fell to his knees.
"Uncle and aunt, our medicine is really fine!"
"Ghost letter!The medicine is fine, why is this happening!?"
"Really, really auntie, we are camellia noodles and vitamin AD pills!"
"Who can fool you! Camellia oleifera noodles and vitamins can make people eat like this?!"
"Grandparents! I swear to God, there is a lie, I will thunder five times a day! Alas? Yes, I still have the ticket to buy the raw materials, you see, you see, I bought them all in the vegetable market and nearby pharmacies!"
Bang dang.
As the lecturer took out the bills in his bag and pulled his neck to explain to the old people present, the door of the performance hall opened.
Immediately afterwards, a group of policemen who had been waiting at the door for a long time rushed in.
Seeing the sneering policemen one by one, the lecturer trembled.
Thinking of the old man on the stage who was convulsive and couldn't survive, and then saw the majestic police badge on the policeman's hat, I only felt my bladder tremble.
Immediately, a stream of heat flowed down the trouser tube.
Finished.
He sat down on the ground in a daze.
Counterfeiting and selling counterfeits will kill people.
Ten years in prison, there is a fall.
"Hey, this case is going well today. We have dealt with so many health care product scammers who cheated the elderly, and it is the first time that we have caught the process of making and selling counterfeits on the spot, and they still have bill evidence. ”
Several policemen stepped forward and dragged down the bill in the lecturer's hand.
I was overjoyed to see the evidence above.
"Alright, handcuffed. Take them back to the office and check their criminal records. ”
After cleaning up the crooks, the police who took the lead strode onto the stage.
Seeing Li Shixin lying on the ground, he smiled: "Uncle, it's okay." The evidence is sufficient, thank you for reporting the case and cooperating with us to expose the liar!"
This......
What's going on?
The scene is not just a bunch of crooks petrified.
Even those old people who were fooled were not able to figure out their heads.
In their confusion, Li Shixin, who was still alive and dead on the stage, stood up one by one.
looked at the people in the audience and bowed slightly: "Thank you for your cooperation, the first round of performances in our Yuedong Theater is over." Thank you. ”
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Drama?
Dare to love is all acting!
A group of elderly people who were fooled looked at Li Shixin who looked so good on the stage and were stunned.
And those liars who have been controlled by the police, seeing this scene, seem to have been violently stirred with a whisk in their brains.
Utter chaos!
(꒪Д꒪),(꒪Д꒪),(꒪Д꒪)......
Drip!
Received an additional [Shock] cheer value, 35711 points!
Oh?
Looking at the prompts picked out by the system, Li Shixin nodded with satisfaction.
The first scene of this small theater has a good income!
"Uncle, you're okay! I'm convinced! If Lao Tzu has a chance to come out!
At this moment, the lecturer, who was escorted to the door by the police, yelled.
Looking at the head of the liar who gritted his teeth, Li Shixin raised his eyebrows: "Why am I waiting for you?"
"You wait for me to come to you! The two of us worked together and made three or seven points of money!"
"Less nonsense!"
The police officer behind him directly slapped him in the back of the head.