Are you kidding?

You just raised the bar with us, and now you're going to withdraw the information?

Li Yuan and Li Shimin, I only felt that my heart was on fire, you showed off your might in front of us, boasted of yourself, and as a result, you were reprimanded by this woman, and you were as obedient as her grandson.

Forehead.... Well, you're really her grandson!

The mediocre Li family master:

"You're so afraid of him?"

"It's just a woman, what can you do when you become an emperor?"

"Are you still my Li Tang's man?"

............

Li Longji rolled his eyes, what you said is so easy, if you have been in the Wu Zetian Dynasty, you will also be cowardly!

Li Sanlang, the master of the Hall of Eternal Life:

"Mrs. Grandpa, my grandma is really fierce!"

"Do you know? Most of the people who died unnaturally in the Li Tang royal family were killed by my grandmother. ”

"She is the barber of our Li Tang royal family, who specializes in shaving her head. ”

"You don't know, I've had a psychological shadow since I was a child. ”

...............

Li Shimin's eyes widened, he was really more ruthless than me, how many people did I kill?

In the future, if anyone says that I kill many relatives, I will have to smoke him.

However, he was very curious about the Empress of the Tang Dynasty at the moment.

I thought don't let me know who you are, or I'll see how I clean you up.

...............

The corners of Li Yuan's mouth twitched, forget it, this is a sin created by Li Shimin, what does it matter to him Li Yuan?

The mediocre Li family master:

"Let's talk about the affairs of Lao Li's family alone!"

"Don't talk about the love of children here. ”

"Let's talk about family and country affairs!"

"Li Sanlang, your Kaiyuan prosperous era is good, much stronger than my unscrupulous son Li Er. ”

Zhu Di and the others are all refreshed, continue, you continue!

Don't stop.

This melon is really sweet.

.........

Li Shimin even went completely dark, Dad, you don't look down on me like this? Would you rather hold your grandson and step on me?

Sure enough, father and son are enemies in their previous lives!

I've been here all my life to collect debts.

Li Longji is still very happy at the moment, after all, he has received more and more group information, and he also knows how important it is to make achievements through the ages.

Li Sanlang, the master of the Hall of Eternal Life:

"Mrs. Grandpa praised it falsely. ”

"My merits are average, and the data is only several times that of Zhenguan's rule!"

"I think, what's the matter, it's a little bit stronger than Taizong, the strong master is better than the ancestor, and he barely did it. ”

..................

Li Shimin rolled his eyes, how dare this bastard brag brag?

Eternal Li II:

"The Tang Dynasty is prosperous, and it will flourish and decline from your hands!"

"Do you still have a smug face?"

"Say, is it because you are unscrupulous and addicted to alcohol?"

........................

Li Longji's face darkened, looking at the beautiful Yang Guifei next to him, and he felt the most uncomfortable.

This is pure rumor-mongering!

Li Saburo in the Hall of Eternal Life:

"This is simply nonsense, I am the lord of the prosperous world, and I have created unprecedented prosperity!"

"How can you be addicted to alcohol?"

"Do you have proof?"

"Grandpa, I didn't say you, you like to change history, you have to take it!"

"If you change the history in the front, why do you change it in the back?"

"In this case, I have also changed. ”

........................

Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty slapped the horse's back with a smile.

Although it is far away, it will be punished (Eternal Sage):

"This is only ruthless when my own family sticks a knife!"

"Straight to the truth. ”

Cao Cao couldn't laugh at the moment, he really wanted to record it, but unfortunately this function has not been opened in the group.

Otherwise, I'll point to this video in the future.

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I'll change your uncle!

Li Shimin is about to vomit blood, why is the Li Tang royal family this kind of person?

This turtle grandson, how dare you want to compete with me for credit?

It's a big rebellion!

............

Zhu Di couldn't straighten up when he smiled, and waved to his two sons again and again, asking them to beat their backs, otherwise they would die of laughter.

Zhu Gaoxu looked at Zhu Di with a bitter and hateful look.

I thought: Dad, you're enough, do you want to touch porcelain again?

Just thinking about it, Zhu Di directly slapped him and exhaled, this bastard doesn't have any eyesight, do you still want to be the emperor?

Zhu Gaoxu was about to collapse, muttering: "I knew that you wanted to hit me! I'm still too young..."

Zhu Di's nose is about to be crooked, do you have delusions of victimization?

If you dare to speculate about me like this, Lao Tzu will fulfill you!

He was beaten to Zhu Gaochu is fat, and Zhu Gaochu yelled, and after a lesson, Zhu Di finally sat back on the dragon chair with satisfaction and continued to collect water.

Punish your ten clans (the lord of the prosperous world):

"This time, I am definitely on Li Er's side. ”

"Li Longji, you are too unreliable, do you know what others say about you?"

"You're not addicted to alcohol?"

"The clouds and temples are swaying, and the hibiscus tent is warm for the spring night. The spring night is bitter and short, and the day is high, and the king will not be early in the morning ....."

"This is the poem that writes about your extravagance, which has been passed down through the ages. ”

..................

When Li Shimin heard this poem, he slapped the table at that time and looked, the evidence is not here!

Eternal Li II:

"And you say you're not addicted to wine?"

"People have written poems for you!"

"Do you still want to be embarrassed?"

"Ten thousand years of stench!"

........................

Li Longji's face was blue at that time, who was idle and had nothing to do?

Li Sanlang, the master of the Hall of Eternal Life:

"Can this also be called poetry?"

"The language is straightforward, and there is no majestic style of our Tang Dynasty poetry at all. ”

"When you hear it, it's limerick. ”

"Which illiterate person is this, making things up?"

........................

Zhu Di laughed.

Punish your ten clans (the lord of the prosperous world):

"This illiterate person is called Bai Juyi. ”

"He is known as the poet demon, the king of poetry, and the poet fairy Li Bai is a poet of the same level. ”

Belch.....

Li Longji suddenly felt extremely embarrassed, and never said anything about illiteracy anymore.

...........

Li Shimin snorted coldly.

Eternal Li II:

"I've been slapped in the face now!"

"You call me the Tang Dynasty splendid Wenhua, the top poet, illiterate?"

"I'm ashamed of you, you can't write poems, don't you know how to taste them?"

........................

Cao Cao's people are going crazy with laughter.

Friends of Married Woman:

"Talent, talent. ”

"You actually said that the person who claims to be the king of poetry and the devil is illiterate, are you here to be funny?"

...........

At this moment, Tang Xuanzong Li Longji only has three words in his heart, MMP!

What's my business?

I just came in and made a head, and I was directly set on fire.

Who messed with whom with my trick?

Can't afford to provoke!

The next moment, a system message was sent out in the group.

[Ding Dong, group member 'Li Sanlang, the master of the Hall of Eternal Life', took the initiative to quit the group chat. 】

Li Longji thought to himself: I won't play anymore, what do you like, when you stop arguing, I'll come in again.

He turned his head to look at Yang Guifei and said affectionately, "I'm going to chant poetry." ”

Yang Guifei burst out laughing, covered her red lips, and trembled with laughter: "San Lang, should you be like last time, chanting: The big moon in the sky..."

Li Longji was extremely embarrassed, "That's an abnormal performance, this time, I gave it to you, this is a feeling." ”

He cleared his throat, pretended to be a poet, and in the disgusted eyes of the concubine, he directly plagiarized Bai Juyi's long-hated song.

"It's hard to give up on the natural beauty, once I chose to be on the king's side, looking back and smiling, the six palaces have no color...."

"On the seventh day of the seventh month, in the Hall of Eternal Life, in the middle of the night, no one whispered. In heaven I wish to be a winged bird, and on earth I wish to be a branch. The days are long and sometimes endless, and this hatred lasts forever. ”

Yang Guifei changed from playfulness to admiration, like a little fan girl, "San Lang, you are really a good poem!"

She admires talented people very much, and the tenderness in her eyes can drown Li Longji.

Li Longji was very proud, this scolding was not in vain, I also plagiarized a poem and came back, pretending to be realistic.

He thought to himself: Bai Juyi, if you dare to write a poem to scold me, your copyright is gone! This poem will be my Li Longji's masterpiece in the future.

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And at this moment, in the chat, the emperors were a little confused.

Is this a withdrawal from the group?

They actually squirted out an emperor.

Is this the power of trolls?

At this moment, all the emperors couldn't help but think of Chen Tong, this kid is really qualified to enter the emperor group, he is definitely the emperor and hegemon in the trolls!

We are all poisoned.