"What are you talking about?" Liu Qingshan pouted, "I, Liu Qingshan, am I afraid that I won't be able to marry a daughter-in-law?" ”

Find a random place to stop, and the woman pays him money?

Tan Dasha thought for a while, and said with some embarrassment: "Qingshan, do you want to go to the street? This, this doesn't seem to be very good, although you are really good-looking, if you go to the street, it is estimated that the money will come quickly, but don't you think that a man going to the street to be a duck is too unproductive?"

Liu Qingshan's round eyes stared at Tan Dasha, who was serious in his words.

Tan Dasha didn't understand the meaning of his expression, and continued: "Qingshan, you better burn charcoal with me, although it is more difficult to burn charcoal, but the money from this charcoal burning is clean." Don't think about going to the street anymore, if you really can't hold it back and want to find a woman to vent, then I'll take you to the town to look for chickens?? Okay, I'll pay, I'll treat you, do you think it's okay?"

Liu Qingshan was about to vomit blood.

"Uncle Dasha, I didn't mean that, I meant to say, I'm good-looking, and I don't have to worry about finding a daughter-in-law. Liu Qingshan shouted.

Tan Dasha looked at him dumbfoundedly: "Oh, I thought you wanted to go to the street." However, if you don't worry about finding a daughter-in-law, then why don't you have a girlfriend now?"

Liu Qingshan looked up at the sky, screamed in pain, shook his head, and walked forward helplessly.

"Qingshan, don't lie to me, I'm also a man, and I know what men need. Tan Dasha caught up with him and continued after him, "Don't be embarrassed, I was embarrassed the first time, but after I went with your uncle and them a few times, I felt that it was nothing." It's all men, and it's normal to go to women. ”

"Besides, it's not like we don't give money. Let's contribute money and efforts, they can still get money while lying down and enjoying, in the final analysis, it is still us who loses, do you know what your uncle Liu Daliang said before? He said, this is called relief for the common people. In the TV series, this is the same as the immortal mortal, there is nothing to be embarrassed about. ”

"Also, let me tell you, there is a woman in the town who is quite beautiful, and the price is not high, only eighty yuan at a time, which is a good deal. Qingshan, why don't you take you there when you go home, take a shower, and have dinner?"

Liu Qingshan suddenly stopped and looked at Tan Dasha with a confused expression: "Uncle Dasha, don't tell me, you often go to the town to find women." ”

Tan Dasha laughed twice: "I don't look for it often, just occasionally, at most once a month." ”

Liu Qingshan was speechless.

"Qingshan, don't you want to go. Seeing that Liu Qingshan didn't speak, Tan Dasha continued to walk forward, and hurriedly followed, "If you go, we can call the king and have new them, they are more familiar, they often go, go with them, maybe they can discount you, do you go?"

"Don't go. Liu Qingshan shook his head, "Uncle Dasha, although I don't deny that you say that men have needs, but I still think that instead of spending money to find women, it is better to work honestly, think about how to make more money, and then honestly marry a daughter-in-law and go home to live." ”

"But the problem is that it's not easy for a daughter-in-law to marry. Tan Dasha was embarrassed, "Besides, if I could have married, I would have married a long time ago." ”

"If you can't marry before, it means that you haven't worked hard enough. Liu Qingshan stopped again, looked at the stunned Tan Dasha and said, "Uncle Dasha, you have to know that those women who pay eighty yuan at a time don't know how many guests they have to entertain a day, aren't you afraid of getting sick?"

"Sick, what's sick?" Tan Dasha knew this, he knew that eighty yuan was a good deal, and it would be cool every time.

"Sexuality#disease, HIV/AIDS#disease. Liu Qingshan knew that he didn't understand, so he explained, "You should know about venereal diseases, that thing can be cured, and the chance of death is not great, but if you accidentally contract HIV@AIDS@disease, that thing can't be cured." ”

"Is HIV@AIDS@disease so scary?"

"Of course. HIV@AIDS@AIDS can't be cured, if you get this disease, you have to wait for death. ”

"It's not that scary, we're not a big city outside, and people in big cities get this disease. ”

"Do you say that you are really stupid or fake, and that you are still sick and divided between city and rural people? I tell you, you had better not touch those women, or you will regret it one day. ”

Tan Dasha answered twice, but I don't know if I understood or didn't understand.

After a while, he asked again, "Qingshan, if it's really like what you said, then why do others go to find those women?"

"Uncle Dasha, you are really stupid, others go to find it, that's someone else's business, then there are still some bad people in this world who kill people and set fires, so do you also want to follow to kill people and set fires? We can't control what others do, but we must take care of what we don't do, do you know?"

"Oooh. Tan Dasha answered twice, and then stopped talking.

However, he couldn't hold it back, and after a while, he asked again: "Qingshan, then if I go to the town to find a woman to be happy, then will you go or not?"

Liu Qingshan was really speechless.

Usually although this Tan Dasha is not very smart, he will not be so stupid. Isn't his words already clear, why do you still ask?

He replied impatiently: "Go, go, go, ......"

The second half of the sentence should be 'you', but before he could say the second half of the sentence, he immediately froze.

The place where he stayed was at the bend of the mountain road, and at a glance he could see the woman sitting on the ground in front of him.

The woman was looking at him with a perverted look.

If this is a woman in the village, it doesn't matter, but this person is Chen Xiaofang.

Liu Qingshan shook his head, smiled twice at Chen Xiaofang, and asked, "Xiaofang, why are you here?"

Chen Xiaofang shook her head and asked with a smile: "Tut-tut, I'm not here, should I be in the town?"

Liu Qingshan's face was black.

Seeing this, Tan Dasha hurriedly explained: "Xiaofang, you misunderstood, Qingshan didn't mean that, he didn't say that you should be in the town, he didn't say that you were that kind of woman, right, Qingshan." ”

Liu Qingshan's head is so big. When did I say she was that kind of person?

Tan Dasha was still explaining: "What I just told Qingshan is that we are going to go to the town together to find a woman to be happy, not that you are that kind of woman." ”

Liu Qingshan is so desperate.

When did I say I was going to find a woman to be happy?

Seeing Liu Qingshan's round eyes glaring at him, Tan Dasha didn't understand what was going on, but thought that Liu Qingshan was angry that he had said this, so he thought about explaining something.

But Liu Qingshan has already suffered two critical blows in succession, where will he be given a chance to speak?

He grabbed Tan Dasha's clothes, pulled Tan Dasha and walked forward quickly.

Tan Dasha was still about to explain to Xiaofang, so he didn't expect Qingshan to suddenly grab him and walk forward.

Unexpectedly, one stumbled and almost fell to the ground and the dog ate.

He was anxious: "Oh, Qingshan, Qingshan, why are you walking so fast? Why are you in such a hurry? There are so many women in the town, and they won't run, what are you anxious about? Even if you want that pretty, then I'll just give it to you." Slow down, slow down. ”

Liu Qingshan was really about to vomit blood this time: "Uncle Dasha, don't talk nonsense anymore, okay? When did I say that I was going to go to the town with you to find a woman?"

"You, what you just said, I asked you if you were going, and you said you were going. ”

"I'm saying, go, go, you. ”

"Oh, so are you going or not going? ”

"No, no, no, no!"

"If you don't go, you won't go, why are you so loud? As if you were very decent. ”

Liu Qingshan: ......

Am I not decent?

Am I not decent?

Am I not decent?