Chapter 103: Playing with in-laws

After Yang Jianguo's voice fell, the people at the table were suddenly silent,

At this moment, not only Luo Zhuoyang and his wife are already red-faced,

Even the other neighbors at the table felt that Yang Jianguo's words were a little excessive, and their faces showed a little displeasure.

But Yang Jianguo didn't think so at all, but deliberately crossed Erlang's legs and said with a smile:

"Old Xu, today is your son's day of great joy,

Although those juniors can't participate in the cave room at night, we can play in-laws.

Come on, come on, stand on the chair!"

Yang Jianguo stood up as he spoke, and pulled the discolored-mutated Xu Liguo to his chair.

While pulling, he shouted loudly: "Playing in-laws!"

The shout immediately attracted the attention of the neighbors at the other tables.

Soon, many people ran over and gathered around the table where Yang Jianguo was.

Playing with in-laws is a custom when getting married in rural areas in the northwest, and it is generally limited to traditional games such as smearing faces, riding donkeys, and wearing straw hats.

If you are out of line, you will ask your father-in-law to pull a wooden frame car, or carry your new daughter-in-law around the door of the house a few times.

In the laughter, there are the blessings of the villagers for the new family.

It can also add some festive atmosphere to the old society where life is bitter.

However, with the changes in society, the passage of time,

These customs have long since ceased to be promoted,

What's more, Xu Liguo and others have moved to Pengcheng for decades,

So after the wedding began, no one mentioned the matter of "playing in-laws" at all.

But Yang Jianguo has the most ghost ideas, and his shouting immediately evoked the memories of many people, and also aroused their interest in "playing in-laws".

What's more, when the neighbors saw that the proposal of "playing in-laws" was initiated by Luo Zhuoyang, the neighbors who had the best relationship with Xu Liguo,

They were no longer afraid and followed Yang Jianguo to mess around.

In this atmosphere, no one noticed the embarrassment on the faces of Luo Zhuoyang and his wife and a few people at the same table.

Soon

Xu Liguo was pulled into a chair by everyone,

He staggered and tried to keep his balance,

He also said vigorously: "Drink too much, drink too much, this is unacceptable" and the like.

And his wife also wanted to pull Xu Liguo off the chair, but was quickly pushed aside by everyone.

Xu Liguo's words are like a stream that flows into a river, and it can't set off a wave at all.

And his anxious wife also disappeared into the crowd.

"Old Yang, how do you play? Everyone listens to you today. ”

Suddenly, someone coaxed, and then everyone chimed in.

"I think so, put two eggs in Lao Xu's crotch and let the old sister-in-law arch it out. ”

"Good!"

Someone didn't wait for Yang Jianguo's proposal, and suddenly spoke.

These words immediately aroused everyone's interest and applauded again and again.

"No way!"

In the midst of everyone's applause, Yang Jianguo suddenly shouted, attracting everyone's attention.

"It's so vulgar, how can you entertain Lao Xu and Lao Sister-in-law so much?"

After Yang Jianguo finished speaking, everyone also felt that this show was a little obscene,

It was indeed a little inappropriate to use it on Lao Xu, who was over half a hundred years old, so they all looked at Yang Jianguo with a smile.

They knew that since Yang Jianguo had stopped their proposal, he must have a better idea.

At this time, Xu Liguo's face standing on the chair turned white with fright, if he played according to everyone's requirements, then he and his wife's face would be lost.

So after Yang Jianguo finished speaking, Xu Liguo cast a grateful look at him.

But Yang Jianguo didn't notice Xu Liguo's expression, but picked up a candy after searching for a long time on the dinner table.

He pulled a few hairs from his wife's head,

In a scream, he picked up his hair and said with a smile:

"You are talking about playing the game lying down, and there is no place to lie here.

If you want me to see it, let Lao Xu tie a thin thread around his waist, and tie a small candy at the end of the thread.

Then Lao Xu stood behind the old sister-in-law,

The old sister-in-law bent down,

Lao Xu held her waist with his hands behind his back, and used the strength of his waist to swing his hair back and forth.

The old sister-in-law was able to bend down and take the candy in her mouth between her legs. ”

After speaking, a lewd picture suddenly appeared in the minds of the people who listened carefully,

I don't know who laughed first, and everyone suddenly burst out laughing.

"No, no!"

In the crowd, Xu Liguo's face turned pale again, and he pleaded with everyone again and again.

And his wife was also pushed onto a chair and stood with Xu Liguo.

The two of them didn't dare to get angry, so they could only bow and laugh again, and kept saying words begging for mercy.

"Alright, alright.

We're not in the countryside, so I'll forget about such a vulgar game.

There are quite a few people attending the wedding today,

Are you trying to disgrace Lao Xu?"

Seeing that everyone said they would do it, Luo Zhuoyang and his family were also startled, and hurriedly persuaded the noisy crowd.

But how can the two of them persuade everyone who keeps joining the team of "playing in-laws"?

After a while, I saw that there were more than four or five people around Xu Liguo.

Luo Zhuoyang hurriedly pulled Yu Hong and ran towards Luo Li's table.

At this time, Xu Liguo, who was pleading hard, watched the neighbors around him gather more and more, and he was even more frightened and half sobered up.

Suddenly, there was a crisp sound in his ears,

Xu Liguo and his wife turned their heads to look, only to see that Yang Jianguo had already pulled out the belt and patted it gently on the palm of his hand.

"Old Xu, old sister-in-law, this is your mistake.

Everyone is here to cheer you up, but you two are squirming and squirming for as long as you want.

If there are no punitive measures, it seems that this show will not be able to perform. ”

Yang Jianguo said with a cruel smile,

After saying that, someone immediately chimed in:

"That's it, you two old husbands and wives, what are you ashamed of.

Hurry up, everyone's waiting to see the show. ”

"Lao Yang, beat that guy Lao Xu, if I don't think it's going to fight, the two of them will waste time. ”

......

In the midst of laughter, Yang Jianguo suddenly waved his belt and slapped Xu Liguo's ass.

"Smack, smack, smack!"

The three whips were drawn, and Xu Liguo inhaled the cold air in pain.

And his wife, who was standing in front of him, shouted in distress.

"Lao Yang, don't fight, don't fight. We act, we act!"

As she spoke, she climbed down.

Seeing this, Yang Jianguo immediately tied his hair tied with candy on Xu Liguo's belt,

He shouted as the crowd laughed.

"Hurry up, swing quickly.

There's a new show in a minute. ”

In the laughter, Xu Liguo felt that the wife he was holding was already trembling.

In fact, his wife was indeed unable to cry.

"Smack!"

Yang Jianguo waved his belt again and slapped it on Xu Liguo's buttocks.

"I said can you hurry up,

I thought of another good show.

After a while, find a sheet to surround the two of you, strip naked and perform a "shadow puppet show" for us.

"Hahaha. ”

Yang Jianguo spoke, whipping Xu Liguo again and again,

And the people around him were constantly coaxing.

However, no one saw it,

At this moment, behind them, I don't know when there were 100 people surrounding them.