The impression given to outsiders by the footbasin man is generally stereotypical and serious. Who would have thought that this group of guys is actually a master of cheating.

Even with an electronic handbook, the so-called club members of the footbasin like to hold a notebook. Meetings should be recorded, and business talks with politeness should be recorded.

Ahem, there's an interesting place, it's normal to take notes, only the footbasin people in the world can use mechanical pencils. I think that except for the inconvenience of using a ballpoint pen on the space shuttle, the world uses a ballpoint pen or a fountain pen.

On the surface, it's just a hobby. If you make a mistake, can't you still revise it?

Ahem, remember, they also revise when they pay their bills. You look back, you guys, how your minutes are different from ours.

(Personal experience, no refutation.) ）

The point here is that they just seem to be rigid and conservative, but they are not.

In order to protect the safety of depositors' funds, commercial banks generally have restrictions, for example, on the extent of your own assets. The loan ratio cannot exceed how much. If it is more detailed, it will also require that the mortgage and land pledge cannot exceed a certain percentage.

After the bubble of the footbasin burst, many banks were unable to meet this requirement. However, if you take out the real data, the company may go out of business.

Ahem, if you modify it, as long as you serve the boss of the Ministry of Finance well, these are not problems at all.

Incredible, right?

Doing some technical processing is very common in the financial industry of foot basins. When these guys filed for bankruptcy protection, the officials at the foot basin were confused. Ahem, what, what's not going on, why did you go out of business?

"Damn, Alan, that's a bit too much, isn't it? Why did you take the president to court, is this as a defendant? You city people are so good at playing. ”

Greenspan glanced at the gloating old rascal, and really didn't know where to start. It was a small thing, but it could be played like this by those guys, was this going to kill Clinton?

"Ahem, Warren, just a simple inquiry, besides, he's in the witness stand. ”

Looking at this insincere guy, Buffett secretly complained, are you kidding me? Go to the court, it doesn't matter if the plaintiff or the defendant, and, since you are an independent prosecutor, your group of bastards below are all suspects.

Of course, these words are too disgusting, it is good to know, and there is no need to say them. Greenspan is talking nonsense with his eyes open, and he can only pretend to be stupid.

"Elephants don't plan to stay at all, as a Mi countryman, I really don't know what to say?

Could it be that this is counted as a symbol of the lighthouse nation again? ”

"This matter, can't bring down this guy, at most it's disgusting. I have to say that the development to this point is indeed a bit excessive. ”

Greenspan is also very helpless, this guy is amazing enough to be on top. is still a reckless stunned young man.

You know, it's not just the elephant tossing anymore, some of Lao Ke's supporters also don't want to see him.

"By the way, I heard that you voted for Cisco, why, this is the original intention of changing yourself. ”

"The original intention? Do I have it? Cisco is not a concept, I visited the factories and laboratories where I talked, William White was right, five tens of billions of dollars, you should buy at any time, and identify the holdings.

Don't worry, unless you are loud about systemic risk, unless there is a very strong competitor, or you provoke an investigation by the Department of Justice.

Hahaha, I don't really care about the DOJ investigation, that's what he William White needs to care about. ”

Greenspan found that he was powerless to refute. Systemic risk, which is unfortunate for everyone together, is simply impossible to predict. As for the competitors, it seems that they have all been swallowed by them.

"Lisa, what's the special thing, if not, I'm looking for a swim, I've been lacking exercise lately and I'm a little fat. ”

"Bosses, they say, some special exercises burn calories more. ”

"Ahem, are you hungry again?"

The little assistant was speechless, the old lady was almost hungry and crazy, and those power tools were very, very unreliable.

"Well, I'll check the work when I get back from exercise. ”

"Okay, boss, looking forward to your check-up. By the way, Mr. President has been in for four hours, and it is clear that Prosecutor Robert Ray does not mean to be perfunctory. ”

"Four hours. , can't Lao Ke pee? Or, notify the prime minister of the foot basin to make a phone call or something.

Alas, this guy is really, he can say, I have to deal with a national emergency. ”

"Boss, does he want to end this ordeal as soon as possible?"

"Hahaha, maybe, I'll go swimming first. ”

William White really can't tell this stupid girl, it's so cheap there, you're kidding, if you can pull this case up for eight years, it would be great. As soon as Lao Ke came out, he immediately grabbed him and beat him.

My stupid chicks here can see your intentions, and you think the guy behind you won't know. Rest assured, the higher the degree of cooperation, the more miserable you will be. When you leave that position, you can still be friends again.

Or maybe you beat up the stupid big wood again! Nima, the missiles in the labor-management warehouse are going to be moldy.

I couldn't beat the big rabbit, and the footbasin knelt directly again. You say how did you, the president, do not fight during your term of office.

Somalia?

Don't mention that damn place, the most valuable target, can only buy half a missile.

A group of military-industrial enterprises hate itchy, but they are helpless. If I knew this was the case, I might as well not toss. They can also see that the economic situation of the United States is good, and Lao Ke has no obvious mistakes, and if he wants to kick this goods away, there are no conventional means at all.

The two successive presidents have been half-pulled projects, which is really ridiculous. Still, if you can't change something, you have to disgust this guy.

Back in the Oval Office, Lao Ke was still indignant.

"Al, they're just trying to embarrass me, I've got all the questions, five hours, five whole hours, they've been going around in circles. ”

Argor is also very angry, even if Lao Ke does not think about Lao Ke, he must also think about his future. It is clear that this is simply a political farce.

"Bill, we can't help it, as long as you win this time, they won't be motivated. ”

"Okay, let's look at the campaign plan. This time, I'm going to have to win beautifully. ”

"Don't worry, the approval rating has always been high, and the current development of Silicon Valley is very good. No one can ignore the role of the Internet. ”

Gore would never have imagined that Whitewater Gate was all right, and someone's zipper was broken again. The current intern is thinking about it not far away.

Of course, it's just a secret send-off. Lao Ke is busy with re-election at the moment, although he likes that kind of chubby girl very much, but now he doesn't have the heart to flirt with his sister.

"Hello Dr. White, I'm feeling a little unwell. ”

"Ahem, um, sit on my lap. ”

"Hey, I'm really a little feverish, and it looks like I need an injection.

Sorry, there isn't that much equipment, you know, field hospitals, the equipment is rudimentary. ”

William White doesn't care about Lao Ke, and in this election, White Capital is still betting on both ends as always. When encountering such an alternative guy, both groups of people can only express helplessness. Of course, it's impossible to offend him, and if this guy's ass is crooked, then someone is really going to be unlucky.

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