Chapter 59: Can You Not Kiss Your Mouth?
After Xue Tianai walked out of Qin Mengxue's office, he came to Yu Xiaoxiao's desk and saw what Yu Xiaoxiao was doing with his head down.
Shouldn't this little girl be playing games again, Xue Tianai was playful for a while, and said in ventriloquism: "Secretary Yu, Mr. Qin is here!"
Yu Xiaoxiao was startled, stood up directly, and was just about to look up to find Qin Mengxue's shadow, when she saw Xue Tianai standing in front of her desk, looking at herself with a wicked smile.
"Secretary Yu, what are you doing?" Xue Tianai continued to speak in ventriloquism.
"Assistant Xue, are you talking to me?" Yu Xiaoxiao was stunned, what she heard just now was not Xue Tianai's voice!
"No, didn't you see the brother next to me?" Xue Tianai spoke in his original voice at this time, and pointed to his right hand.
"Is there anyone on your right?" Yu Xiaoxiao looked at Xue Tianai suspiciously.
"Isn't this someone?" Xue Tianai opened his hand and pretended to pat the non-existent person on the shoulder: "Tell you not to come over to talk, you see, the little girl said that she couldn't see you at all." ”
"Secretary Yu, can't you see me?" Xue Tianai cut back to the state of ventriloquism, and said in a somewhat sad tone.
Xue ...... Assistant Xue, is there really anyone there?" Yu Xiaoxiao still didn't look at anyone, and the surprise on his face gradually turned into a little fear.
"Secretary Yu, you shouldn't be hallucinating, there is obviously a person standing here, he asked me to take him upstairs to find you. Xue Tianai asked with a puzzled look, poking the air with his elbow by the way.
"Hey, buddy, do you know our Secretary Yu? Why doesn't she seem to know you?"
"Yu Xiaoxiao, I didn't expect you to forget me so soon?" Xue Tianai turned to ventriloquism and said in an eerie tone.
"Hey, buddy, you haven't answered my words yet, if you don't know Secretary Yu, I'm going to blast you out. Xue Tianai said impatiently into the air, as if there was really someone on the other side of him.
"There's nothing to do with you here, you go to death!" Xue Tianai said fiercely in his ventriloquism.
Then he heard the sound of bones rubbing, and Xue Tianai's body also seemed to be out of control and posed in a strange shape, and then fell to the ground.
Seeing Xue Tianai suddenly convulsed and then fell to the ground, Yu Xiaoxiao was so frightened that she trembled, and her voice was extremely trembling: "What are you, let me tell you I'm not afraid of you!"
"I'm your ex-boyfriend~ I was dumped by you and committed suicide, and now I'm back looking for you. Xue Tianai's ventriloquist was completely perfect, and this sentence became more and more ethereal, but the voice seemed to be approaching Yu Xiaoxiao.
"Ahh
"No matter what, I'm going to take you away today...... Hahahahahaha~" The tone was extremely evil and domineering.
"No...... I'm not good...... Assistant Xue, wake up...... Who's going to save me!" Yu Xiaoxiao exclaimed a little overwhelmed.
"If you cut your throat today, no one will come to save you, hahahaha, the little girl obediently obeyed your ghost uncle!" The voice was very well controlled, and it was basically pressed in front of Yu Xiaoxiao at this time.
"Ahh
At this time, Xue Tianai also felt that the joke was almost over, and if she scared this little girl again, she might not know what would happen, so she decided to stop it first.
"Yu Xiaoxiao, if you tell me your measurements, I'll let you go~" Xue Tianai changed the tone and tone of ventriloquism at this time, and turned it into a joking tone.
"90, 61, 86......" Yu Xiaoxiao blurted out, her face was extremely pale, and then hurriedly said, "Can you let Assistant Xue go." ”
"Wait, Sanwei?" Yu Xiaoxiao finally reacted at this time to what question she had answered just now, and she was also stunned in her heart, how could any ghost ask people Sanwei!
Xue Tianai fell to the ground at this time, and there was a sense of guilt in his heart, he originally wanted to scare Yu Xiaoxiao, but he didn't expect Yu Xiaoxiao to finally want the "ghost" to let him go, and he did a little too much.
"Tut-tut, yes, I didn't expect Secretary Yu's measurements to exceed the standard measurements of Asian women, and he has a good figure, but why can't he see it through his clothes. Xue Tianai got up from the ground and said in his own voice.
"Assistant Xue?!!" Because of the problem of the ghost's circumference just now, Yu Xiaoxiao took it off with the hand that covered his face, and then saw Xue Tianai slowly getting scared, looking at him with a wicked smile.
"What's the matter, Secretary Yu doesn't know me anymore?" Xue Tianai picked his handsome sword eyebrows, and then said in ventriloquism: "Secretary Yu, I'm your ex-boyfriend~"
"Ahh
"How's that, Secretary Yu. My acting ability is good!" Xue Tianai smiled and came to Yu Xiaoxiao.
"Assistant Xue, you actually scared me!" Yu Xiaoxiao's pale little face finally regained a trace of blood, and a pair of pink fists also beckoned towards Xue Tianai's body.
Yu Xiaoxiao's fists are weak and weak, neither like Qin Mengxue's pinching fingers pointing to the flesh, nor like Su Jiaqi's kicking and cutting off children, but a bit like flirting between lovers.
Yu Xiaoxiao hammered Xue Tianai's solid chest for a while, as if she was a little relieved, and quickly returned to her previous state of being a curious baby, and asked, "Assistant Xue, what was your trick just now, it's so powerful, you can play a ghost movie alone." ”
This tone, this demeanor, and the starry eyes, the appearance of a little fan girl......
"I'm ventriloquist. Xue Tianai said truthfully.
"Ventriloquism?" Yu Xiaoxiao stared at Xue Tianai in disbelief with those black grape-like eyes.
"Yes, it's ventriloquism. Xue Tianai closed his mouth at this time and approached Yu Xiaoxiao a few more points. said in a deep and hoarse tone just now.
"Secretary Yu, I'm Xue Tianai~"
"Wow! It's really you! You can do this kind of thing!" Yu Xiaoxiao seemed to have discovered a new world, you must know that she had only seen ventriloquist performances on TV before, but she didn't expect to see a live performance today.
"That's a must!" Xue Tianai rubbed his nose proudly.
"I want to learn, I want to learn!" Yu Xiaoxiao said with bright eyes, at this time Yu Xiaoxiao felt that Xue Tianai was really amazing, not only playing a good hand of poker, but also speaking ventriloquism, and he was also handsome.
Versatile, perfect handsome guy.
However, this ventriloquist is a special pronunciation technique formed by harmonizing the breath in the abdominal cavity and hitting the special parts of the vocal cords after a certain amount of professional training.
Although ventriloquist has become popular in various European and American countries in recent years, it is a special performance style that is popular with audiences of all ages. However, ventriloquist originated in ancient China and then spread to ancient Egypt, with a history of more than 3,000 years.
However, ventriloquism is very difficult to learn, and the introductory practice of ventriloquism alone usually requires about a year of perseverance.
In the end, to truly comprehend the essence of ventriloquism, it takes unremitting efforts and insights to be called a ventriloquist teacher. The process varies from person to person, three to five years, or five to ten years.
Therefore, without a few years of hard work, he would not be able to reach Xue Tianai's realm at all! Even Xue Tianai had been training for a long time since he was a child, and coupled with his outstanding talent, he would have such a perfect fire.
"It's not something you can learn easily. ”
"But don't you know ......"
What is this theory...... Xue Tianai's face is black, I don't mean that you can see the answer to learn...... "This practice of ventriloquism can be learned at least after many years of hard work, not in a short period of time." ”
Xue Tianai decided to say the difficulty of ventriloquism, which made Yu Xiaoxiao retreat: "Besides, if you learn this, it won't help you play poker, so I will teach you to play poker if I have the chance." ”
"But you were playing poker again just now, aren't you really afraid that Mr. Qin will come out and see it?"
"I didn't...... I was obviously working hard just now, who would have thought that you would come to scare me. Yu Xiaoxiao said aggrievedly, as if her soul had been hurt a lot.
"Oh? really?"
"Lie to you, I'm a puppy!" Yu Xiaoxiao pouted, and then asked curiously, "Are you really willing to teach me to play poker?"
"Of course you can!, but if you want me to teach you, there are still conditions!" Xue Tianai said as he looked at Yu Xiaoxiao with a sly smile.
"What conditions, what conditions?" Yu Xiaoxiao saw that Xue Tianai was really willing to teach her, and her eyes also lit up.
"Hehe, as long as you kiss me~" Xue Tianai smiled evilly, looked at Yu Xiaoxiao seriously and said.
Stunned to hear Xue Tianai's words, Yu Xiaoxiao was stunned at first, and then reacted immediately, and then the little face instantly turned red, like a ripe peach, like a dripping water at any time.
"Assistant Xue, are you ...... Are you serious?" Yu Xiaoxiao blushed, lowered her head, and the thumbs of her two hands made contact and then separated at this time.
"Of course it's serious, being able to get the fragrant kiss of Secretary Yu and Yu Xiaomei is what I have always dreamed of!" Xue Tianai seemed to have found fun in teasing Yu Xiaoxiao at this time.
"I ...... I ......" Yu Xiaoxiao only felt that her cheeks were hot enough to spread eggs at this time, and she finally mustered up the courage to raise her head.
However, after seeing Xue Tianai's angular and delicate face, he lowered his head shyly, and his heart was even more chaotic, like a deer constantly bumping into his heart.
Xue Tianai's type of boy has to say that for a little girl like Yu Xiaoxiao, the lethality is simply the damage of the crit that comes with the way of wearing things.
"That, can you not kiss your mouth, only kiss your face......" Finally, after a while, Yu Xiaoxiao lowered her head and squeezed out such a sentence in a soft voice.
After hearing this, Xue Tianai couldn't cry or laugh, she didn't expect this little girl to take it seriously, but after thinking about it, she did play a little too much.
So Xue Tianai stretched out his hand and grabbed Yu Xiaoxiao's right hand, which was already extremely shy, and then gently held it up.
Yu Xiaoxiao, who was suddenly grabbed by his hand, was even more startled, and raised his head in a hurry again, and then saw Xue Tianai grabbing his little hand and leaning towards his beautiful lips.
Then, Xue Tianai kissed the back of Yu Xiaoxiao's hand lightly like a dragonfly dotting water, and then let go of Yu Xiaoxiao's hand and said, "That's fine, wait for time, I will definitely teach you playing cards." ”
Yu Xiaoxiao's already red face became even hotter after seeing this scene.
Ahh......h Just kissed ...... Kiss me...... no...... Don't you need me to kiss him? But is that okay? Is that all it necessary?
For a while, Yu Xiaoxiao didn't know what to say at all, just waited for her blushing face and looking at Xue Tianai stupidly, looking at her at a loss.
"Hey, Secretary Yu, what's wrong with you? Why don't you speak?" Xue Tianai stretched out his hand and shook it in front of the stunned Yu Xiaoxiao and said.
"I didn't ...... It's okay, thank you Assistant Xue!" Yu Xiaoxiao reacted at this time and bowed directly to Xue Tianai.
"Hahaha, it's too formal, there's no need to say thank you at all, not to mention that I have already been paid enough just now!" Xue Tianai smiled, and then flicked a brain crash at Yu Xiaoxiao's lowered head
"Oops!" was suddenly popped, Yu Xiaoxiao covered her head, and then raised her head to look at Xue Tianai: "Assistant Xue, it hurts." ”
"It has been scientifically proven that the brainstorm helps the growth of intelligence!"
"Really?" At this time, Yu Xiaoxiao's eyes bloomed with curiosity again.
Looking at Yu Xiaoxiao's appearance, Xue Tianai smiled helplessly, how can this little girl believe everything she says? This is too easy to deceive, she is a stupid white sweet!
"Of course it's fake! Okay, I won't disturb Yu Xiaomei's work first, I'll go downstairs first, and in my free time, I will definitely teach you to play cards!" Xue Tianai waved his hand, turned around and walked in the direction of the elevator.
"Ah...... Oh......" Yu Xiaoxiao looked at Xue Tianai's back, her brain completely stopped working at this time, and only the action of Xue Tianai kissing the back of her hand just now was replayed in her brain over and over again.
"Ah, Assistant Xue is really handsome!"