Chapter 25: The Split Singer

Return to your seat.

Wu Jing and Lu Wan'er turned their heads sideways and looked at Qin Fei gloatingly.

"Hey, Qin Fei, what song are you going to sing? Do you need a dancer, Wan'er square dance is not bad. Wu Jing spoke first.

"Wu Jing, damn it, your belly dancing is not bad. Wan'er was not to be outdone.

"Then Wan'er, let's do a striptease together, the one we danced together in the dormitory yesterday at noon. ”

......

It's hard to imagine what happens every day in the girls' dormitory, can I stay one night.

"If you want to jump by yourself, I'm not as flexible as you. Lu Wan'er was defeated.

"I'm afraid the boys in my class will have nosebleeds. ”

"You think too much, except for the blind Luo Guangxu, the boys in our class all like Xiuxiu's kind of Bai Fumei. ”

"Am I not white, am I not rich, am I not beautiful, am I worse than her, am I proud, am I inflated. ”

"You also have a lot of advantages, such as thick skin, such as being able to eat and sleep very well, haha. ”

"Wan'er, are you looking for..."

These two girls are really two living treasures.

"Hey, hey, two living treasures, can you give a little constructive advice, what I sing better, I'm annoyed to death now. "Qin Fei really has a headache.

"Come on boy's "Youth Cultivation Manual", it's pretty good. "It's not a song of you boys.

"No, it's too retarded to fit my image of being handsome and cold. ”

"If it is in line with your image, it is difficult, the Phoenix Legend's "The Most Dazzling National Style" is mountainous and earthy, barely close. "Wan'er has mended the knife again, accurately.

"The Chopsticks Brothers' "Little Apple" is okay, but compared to your temperament, it is still fresh and refined. ”

"Can you two give a country road to walk around, don't force Liang to be a prostitute. ”

"Then I give you a good piece of advice, if you want to complete the task without making a fool of yourself, two tigers are good. Wu Jing finally became a little more reliable.

"Can you have a little connotation, I plan to go to my heart this time, I don't want to go to my kidneys. Qin Fei really wanted this affectionate feeling.

"Then sing Mayday's "Love When You Die". ”

"Not from the Band?"

"It's all sung by faith, it doesn't matter. ”

.....

It doesn't matter, I'm sure you're a ghost.

"Don't argue, I'll sing Jay Chou's "Sunny Day", what do you think. "Actually, Qin Fei knows this song and likes it very much.

Why did Qin Fei have this song?

Because Cao Ying likes it very much, there was a time when she insisted on putting an earbud into her ear and listening with her, she said that this is the youth of the campus!

Practice makes perfect, and if you listen to it too much, you will naturally be able to hum a sentence or two.

After graduating from junior high school, he sang K, and Qin Fei also sang this song.

"Wow, Jay Chou, this is good, but it's very embarrassing for yourself....... Lu Wan'er's eyes revealed expectation, and suspicion.

"Wow, sunny day, Qin Fei, don't make trouble, this kind of song is not something you can sing, don't insult my idol Jay Chou. ”

"Find a simpler one, if you sing well, you can also touch Tuli's heart, maybe you can make her fall in love with you. ”

"Spare me, I don't want to find a girlfriend who cries at every turn, and there is a virgin next to me to educate me, this is buy one get one free. ”

"Hahaha.."

"Will, what do you think. "Qin Fei still wants to ask for a man's opinion, and the ladies are too emotional.

"When you sing a "Wishing you prosperity" is finished, don't Jay Chou, ruin my idol's song. "I didn't expect this to be another Jay Chou fan.

"You all agree that I don't want to sing Jay Chou?"

"Yes. All three of them nodded in unison.

......

Okay, let's see, the dog's eyes look down on people!

Who is Qin Fei?

An ordinary person who wants to be embarrassed, after all, he is not going to be too embarrassed to perform in front of the whole class, but none of you know that my brother has a secret weapon.

Qin Fei secretly opened the system and entered very calmly: "Gain the ability to sing."

Please select: 1, Jay Chou 2, Zhou Huajian 3, Zhou Jie 4, Stephen Chow

Thank God, with Jay Chou, the sunny weather is stable.

Zhou Huajian: No, I forgot the lyrics in the middle of singing.

Why does this Nima still have a Zhou Jie, do you want him to come out and stare at his nostrils, there are no Ziwei classmates in the class.

Stephen Chow: It's okay to be funny, but it's numb to sing, it seems that Li Xianglan is not bad.

Qin Fei hurriedly clicked 1.

The following box appears with the following:

Ability: Singing ability

Character: Jay Chou

Condition: Must be split to be cross-sung for it to take effect

Valid for one day

Splitting and singing?

Qin Fei is indeed a genius, his bones are amazing, but he is a little stiff.

Qin Fei's flexibility, how to put it, is the kind that can't touch his knees when he bends down.

I haven't split it yet, and it hurts to think about it.

"Ring, ring, ring. "It's time to come.

It's out of school.

Except for some classmates who were waiting for the meal at home to leave in a hurry, most of the classmates did not leave, and they all looked at Qin Fei expectantly.

In fact, they are all a group of guys who don't think it's a big deal to watch the excitement, and the Chinese have had this advanced sense of onlookers, great spirit of coaxing and lofty habits of watching the excitement since ancient times.

"Don't you all have to eat, why don't you leave. Qin Fei was embarrassed to walk out, he didn't expect such a big scene, and his heart was a little empty.

"You can skip the meal, but you still have to listen to the songs. "Someone answered.

"Hurry up, if you don't sing again, Wu Tuli will leave. Qin Fei didn't know who was talking, he was still reciting the lyrics, and after a while, Jay Chou didn't know if it was reliable.

Wu Tuli was indeed a little embarrassed, but she also found it funny, sitting motionless in her position, not thinking of herself as a heroine at all.

"Okay, in order to express my apologies, I will bring a Jay Chou's "Sunny Day" below, I hope that after listening to it, Tuli can change her mind, change her past mistakes, and forgive me. ”

"Let's talk about it after singing, if you sing well, you will be rewarded with a capital crime that can be spared. Wu Tuli didn't speak, and Huang Honglu's in-laws answered again.

Bodhisattva's heart!

"Everyone, wait a minute, delay a little time, I'll split a fork to warm up. ”

Everyone is used to Qin Fei's nonsensical humor!

Qin Fei really has no choice, this damn system is clearly here to rectify him, there should be a hatred against the sky.

Qin Fei used all his strength, little by little, to endure the sharp pain in his crotch muscles, and slowly split the fork, split, not the leg, it was really not simple.

"Ahaha, Qin Fei, what are you doing, asking you to sing, it's not called splitting. ”

"When I sing like this, the center of gravity is lower, the sound will be more stable, and it will sound better. "They thought Qin Fei was joking, I was serious.

"Then you might as well sing it upside down. Another girl spoke, named Wan Yao, a girl with very big breasts and domineering.

I'll mention this person later.

"Don't make a fuss, everyone help, press it, I can't go down. Qin Fei really couldn't go down by himself, and the kind-hearted Tang Wei came up and kicked it on his heels.

"Ahh With a bang, the person went down, but the crotch of Qin Fei's cool tight slacks opened.

"Hahaha..."The girls couldn't laugh anymore, but fortunately the pose didn't go away.

"Blue, spicy eyes. "Someone saw it, you are the perspective of it.

Qin Fei held back, closed his eyes, got rid of all distracting thoughts, and finally spoke,

A wonderful note floated out.

"The little yellow flower of the story has been floating since the year of birth, and the swing of childhood has been shaking with the memory until now. ”

The classroom, which had been noisy just a moment ago, was instantly quiet.

What is called brittle opening.

Qin Fei: This is.

Everyone's pupils dilated several times, their mouths became 0, and they looked at Qin Fei who was splitting and singing incredulously.

Fake singing, it must be that fake singing is so strict in these years, Qin Fei actually made love against the wind, phew, clerical error, it was against the wind to commit a crime.

"Whose mobile phone is on the original singing, is it troublesome to turn it off? ”

But they found that no one started the song, and the sound really came out of Qin Fei's damn mouth.

It's true.

Brother System is powerful, Qin Fei, who sings with a fork, is now Jay Chou's possession.

The beautiful melody, the most handsome expression in the world, and the unclear Chinese singing style are not bad at all.

Although the splitting action is very indecent, he is still radiant, and Qin Fei is now the most beautiful boy in this class.

A few clever classmates quietly took out their mobile phones and recorded them silently, originally intended to threaten Qin Fei in the future, but they didn't expect it to become a precious memory of youth.

"On a windy day, I tried to hold your hand, but the rain gradually became so heavy that I couldn't see you, and how long it would take for me to be by your side, and when it cleared, maybe I would be better. ”

Qin Fei's thighs were already numb, and there was still a little cool breeze in his crotch, but there was only song in his mind, and he seemed to have entered a state of a god of songs, and the more he sang, the more energetic he became.

No one was willing to interrupt Qin Fei, and many tutors who were sitting on the chairs studying turned around for him, and I will blow up the lights for you.

The scene of The Voice of China is the first ever split singer.

The familiar melody continued, and suddenly I didn't know who was taking the lead, and I also began to sing softly, it should be Wang Jieguan of 406, he is bald, and his singing is still a little level.

Then it developed into a chorus of the whole class.

"Once upon a time, there was someone who loved you for a long time, but gradually, the wind gradually blew the distance away, and it was not easy to love one more day, but at the end of the story, you still seemed to say goodbye, the day you skipped class, the day the flowers fell, and the classroom room. ”

While Qin Fei was singing affectionately, there was also a person at the door who froze, listening to this affectionate song, tears slowly appeared in his eyes.

She came to Qin Fei for dinner, and when she arrived at the door, she was suddenly shocked by the singing, and looked inside and found that it was Qin Fei who was singing.

And he was still splitting, funny and affectionate, these two Qin Fei perfectly combined.

The feelings of this song that I want to love but dare not show in my youth, like it very much but are afraid of being rejected, ambiguous, quarrel and quarrel until the end I don't have the courage to say it first, seems to poke into everyone's hearts, and everyone feels the same way.

Finally, the song was dismissed, and the meaning was still unfinished, and it couldn't be calm for a long time.