Chapter 1022: The Old Cotton Monkey

"Hey, don't say it, Zixia, this white chopped chicken is so delicious, it's so fragrant when dipped in this sauce!"

"Brother Xia, this mapo tofu tastes exactly the same as my mother's cooking, how did you make it?"

"Dad, ** eat that steamed fish, I think that fish is very delicious......"

A few people sitting around the table, the chopsticks in their hands kept moving, and they saw that the plates in front of them were already full of all kinds of dishes, even the plates of the little ones.

By the time Liu Zixia came back to his senses, the dishes had already gone down a third of the way.

It seems that these people are really hungry, otherwise they would not have eaten so quickly.

With bursts of laughter, everyone ate quickly.

While chatting and eating, everyone stuffed their mouths as if they were afraid that they would not have enough to eat.

During this period, naturally I can't talk about what I can eat every month.

It's basically a must-talk topic at every gathering of friends, because the little guy eats really big.

For example, this time, several children have basically eaten enough, and Yueyue is still eating.

Maybe it's because she's hungry, Yueyue seems to be eating a little more today.

In addition to Hanhan, several other children also began to swallow saliva when they saw Yueyue eating.

In fact, Sensei said that a few people were present, and even the audience and ** who had been staying in front of the TV and the client all said that this is clearly a short video eating broadcast:

"I go, every time I see Yueyue eating, it's a pleasure!"

"That's right, our child is a cat with an appetite, and he won't eat anything if he eats a little. ”

"Seeing that they have eaten such delicious food for half a day, it makes me hungry too, no, ** go order takeout......"

Seeing that Liu Zixia and they have eaten for so long, those viewers and ** are actually hungry.

After they posted a review online, they literally clicked on the delivery app on their phone and started ordering takeout.

And most of the takeaways ordered are the delicacies that appear on the table, after all, it is also a pleasure to be able to eat the same thing as a celebrity, isn't it?

It seems that Liu Zixia and their 'eating broadcasts' can arouse their appetite very much, otherwise they wouldn't have done it.

If Liu Zixia knew, he would definitely think of advertising those takeaway software.

......

"Hey, this kid in our family, if I have half the amount of food every month, I will be satisfied. ”

Looking at Yueyue, who was eating deliciously, Zhang Danfeng shook his head with emotion.

"Dad, I'm also very good at eating, look!" Zhang Haofeng, who was sitting next to Zhang Danfeng, suddenly said a word.

Everyone looked at the small plate in front of Zhang Haofeng, and saw that the small plate was full of fish bones and chicken bones, but more were green peppers.

"Xiao Hao has indeed eaten a lot!" Huang Sanshi nodded and said, "But Xiao Hao, can you tell Uncle Huang what is going on with these green peppers?"

"I don't like to eat vegetables!" Zhang Haofeng blinked and said, "When I was at home, I ate more meat. ”

"No, don't you eat it if you don't think it's delicious?" Huang Yi felt a little incredible: "Then why did you put it on the plate?"

Yes, people don't understand this.

"My dad helped me clip it, and I don't usually eat it. Zhang Haofeng flattened his mouth and said: "When I was at home, my father and mother always let me eat things that I don't usually like to eat. ”

"Stinky boy, isn't that to make your nutrition more balanced?" Zhang Danfeng said angrily: "Besides, it's good to eat some vegetables, who always eats those meats like you?"

"But...... Dad, don't you always say that eating meat is the only way to grow your body?" Zhang Haofeng looked up at Zhang Danfeng with some confusion.

This time Zhang Danfeng was embarrassed, he stretched out his hand to cover his face, and he didn't know what to say.

"Then why didn't I see you eat less other vegetables?" Huang Yi, who was sitting opposite Zhang Haofeng, raised his own question.

Indeed, in Huang Yi's eyes just now, this *** has eaten a lot of small rape and water spinach.

"Because, because I don't like to eat green peppers!" Zhang Haofeng's lips squirmed for a while before he said such a sentence.

"Then you can't throw it away, huh?"

Yueyue, who had been eating with her head down, suddenly said at this time: "Uncle Zhang, Haofeng is wasting food, don't you care?"

"Yueyue!" Liu Zixia called Yueyue and said, "How can you talk to Uncle Zhang? Apologize to Uncle Zhang!"

Whether it is the Liu family in Shanghai or Li Mengyi's family, they are all traditional Chinese families, as a junior, how can you talk to your elders like this?

"Uncle Lin, I'm sorry!"

Hearing the severity of Liu Zixia's words, Yueyue knew that she had done something wrong, and apologized to Zhang Danfeng very obediently.

"It's okay!" Zhang Danfeng shook his head again and again, and said: "Yueyue is right, this matter is Xiao Hao's mistake! Xiao Hao, you now give me all the green peppers in the plate." ”

"But Dad......" Zhang Haofeng's brows tightened, and he said, "I really don't like green peppers." ”

"Brother Haofeng, this can't be. ”

Han Han said very seriously: "My sister once taught me, 'A porridge and a meal should not come easily', there must be half of these green peppers on your plate! I remember that these green peppers were given to us by a beautiful young lady, if she knew, she would definitely not be happy to give them to us next time." ”

"Yes, Brother Haofeng!"

Deng Qi hurriedly said: "Do you know? For these green peppers, Sister Yue and I helped that young lady clean the entire yard, my little arms are almost weak, if you don't eat, you won't be a good child?"

Deng Qi told them about their access to these green peppers.

Because they have paid, the little ones will eat extra sweet, so that there will be no waste.

But the problem is that Zhang Haofeng did not follow the task together.

Therefore, Deng Qi's little guy said this, just to let Zhang Haofeng know that food can't be wasted!

At this time, Yueyue also added: "Grandma told me that if the child is not well-behaved, the old cotton monkey will take him away." ”

Yes, now Zhang Haofeng is the public enemy of all the little ones who go out to do tasks.

"Wow!"

After hearing the targeted words of a few friends, Zhang Haofeng's little face became more and more red, and in the end he collapsed directly, crying and saying:

"I don't eat it, I'm not bad, I'm super well-behaved! I don't want to be caught by the old cotton monkey, Dad, I want to go home, I miss my mother!"

“......”

There was silence for a while, and then everyone laughed.

At the same time, the audience and ** in front of the TV and the client also feel particularly interesting:

"Hahaha, I'm laughing to death, the little ones are really interesting, the unbelievable children will be taken away by the old cotton monkeys. ”

"I guess a lot of you don't know what an old cotton monkey is, right?"

"I'm from Ji Province, and I know that the old cotton monkey is the monster that the older generation used to scare us when we were children......"

The audience and ** spoke freely on the Internet, and some northerners knew the word "big cotton monkey".

They vaguely remember that when they were young, when they were angry and crying, their grandparents scared them like this, and they were scared at that time.

Here, Zhang Danfeng began to coax Zhang Haofeng, who was crying loudly.

Liu Zixia touched Yueyue's little head with tears and laughter, and asked, "Yueyue, when did your grandmother tell you these words?"

When Liu Zixia was young, Wang Wenjing did scare him so much.

But for Yueyue, it's too late for them to like it, how can they scare him?

"When I was in Shanghai, I wanted to take a bath by myself, but my grandmother wouldn't let me. ”

Yueyue frowned and said, "At that time, grandma said that I was disobedient, and said that if I didn't obey again, the old cotton monkey would come to catch me at night!"

When she said this, Yueyue asked with a puzzled face: "Dad, what does the old cotton monkey look like?"

Well, I don't know what the old cotton monkey is.

Hearing Yueyue's words, not only Huang Sanshi and them, but even the audience and ** were full of curiosity.

"This ......" Liu Zixia touched his chin and said, "This old cotton monkey is actually a piece of clothing." ”

"Huh?"

Hearing Liu Zixia's words, whether it was the children who were doing it or a few fathers, they all looked like they were in a circle, and they didn't expect it to be such an answer.

The old cotton monkey is a piece of clothing, why haven't they heard of it?

"Let me tell you, in the middle of the last century, there were actually very few types of cotton clothes in our country. ”

Liu Zixia explained: "And this cotton monkey is one of them, it generally has only two colors, one is black, and the other is dark blue. ”

When he said this, he turned his head to look at Huang Sanshi, Deng Chao and Lang Wenxing, and said:

"Danfeng doesn't know what a cotton monkey is, I can understand, what is the situation of the two of you? This cotton monkey, because the hat and jacket are connected, look at the silhouette like a big monkey, at that time, when you spend the winter, you can only wear it, don't you have a little impression?"

The three of them looked at each other blankly, and suddenly came back to their senses.

Lang Wenxing said: "I remember, are you talking about the kind of thick cotton clothes that are particularly heavy, and then quite windproof and warm?"

"It's just a little ugly. Huang Sanshi also nodded and said, "It's similar to the cotton coat in Dongguan now." ”

"Yes, that's it!" Liu Zixia nodded, didn't know where to find a piece of paper, drew a special image of the picture, and showed it to the camera.

The audience and ** have finally come back to their senses now and know what the old cotton monkey is:

"Hey, that's the feeling, what do I still have in my hometown?"

"It's enough to scare children with this. ”

"But it's right to scare the child with this, you think, if this cotton monkey can move on its own......"

Seeing the old cotton monkey displayed by Liu Zixia, the audience and ** talked a lot.

Most people misunderstand this word, and it seems that they don't have that term in that place.