The uniform of the Union Army is green that has not changed for thousands of years, and it is said that it is the color of peace, and God knows why peace is covered in green.

Depending on the rank of the soldier, the shade of green will also change, and at the level of the marshal, the green is almost like ink, and at first glance it looks black, and the rank of the soldier is the green leaf on the battlefield, and the withering is as poignant as the green leaf.

The most ugly thing is the color of the clothing of the middle-level officers, commonly known as green, and the yellow can be detected by a wrong eye, which is simply the most ugly military uniform in history, so there is a rumor in the army that it is better to squat for three years at a lower level than to be covered with green at the middle level.

On the screen, a green figure of entered a nest full of white flocculent filaments, which was the nest of the Zerg, and all high-level Zerg could build their own nests, but the size and scale of the nest determined the number of eggs laid by the Zerg in the nest.

The Zerg Queen is the first of the most bizarre queens of all races in history, and her main job is to lay eggs, constantly lay eggs, absorb all kinds of excellent genetic fragments to add to the genes of the next generation, and then give birth to a more high-quality evolutionary generation.

Among these offspring, only when the queen has a poor lifespan will focus on cultivating the next generation of queens, and the other offspring, even if they are high-level zergs, can only lay eggs one level lower than themselves, and it is impossible to hatch eggs of the same or advanced level.

The quality is not enough to make up the quantity, and the number of Zerg will always make people's scalps tingle, but the quality... Since that year, the quality has gone from bad to worse.

The figure of green was beating, his movements were agile, and he entered the depths of the nest in a blink of an eye, and the camera following him seemed to be a little uncomfortable with such a speed, and shook slightly, and the screen also shook, making people dizzy.

When the figure stopped, people noticed that it was an extremely tall back, like an aspen, standing there, as if it was a support, and people would feel at ease when they saw it.

In front of him, in the middle of the nest, the figure of the Zerg queen appeared, it was a humanoid creature with tentacles, her eyes were inorganic insect pupils, her black torso seemed to be tree bark, her body was wrapped in white slime, and the lower body was completely immersed in that slime.

"This is the Zerg Queen, it's too ugly, why is it so ugly!"

"No, I watched her live broadcast yesterday, it's clearly very good-looking, fair skin, except for the antennae, everything else is very similar to people, and there are also eyelids, but those eyes are a little weird, but, it's not ugly, why is this like burnt?"

"Nonsense, this is the first queen, what you see now is all evolved, so it's naturally better-looking. ”

"I don't understand all along, she didn't circle with the male, how did she lay so many eggs?

"The Zerg have never been able to infer with common sense, their level of evolution is simply going to heaven!"

"Am I the only one who thinks that one person evolves, and the whole family evolves cutely?"

"Heheda, you are like this, you are a traitor in that era!"

"There must be traitorous worms and traitors!"

"Don't be so cruel, I'm just saying, what is treacherous or not, you are too much!"

The queen on the screen seemed to notice something, turned her head to look, and showed a smile in front of the camera, and her mouth full of fangs made people worry.

The next moment, the green figure moved, he took out a bottle, full of black objects, slightly shiny, some like black pearls, or blackberry fruits, with lightning speed, the black bottle was thrown over, in mid-air, the contents of the bottle spread out because of inertia, and fell all over the queen's body.

"Ah, I know, this is the famous Ula Rabbit Venom!"

"Forgive my shallow ignorance, I used to think that this venom was really liquid. ”

"At a glance, you know that you are not good at biology, the biology teacher has said that the venom of the Ula rabbit is a living creature, which can be quickly integrated into the skin, and it can be infected just by contact, and the speed at which it enters the gene is almost aggressive, and it is difficult to eradicate once infected. ”

"It's still a terminal illness, once infected, it's like having gene deletion disease, there will be all kinds of discomfort in the body, the most serious is to shorten the life expectancy, and the slight will also lose some of the natural attributes, and the physical level will be downgraded. ”

"It's so cruel, can this kind of level above S□□ be used so indiscriminately at that time?"

"At that time, it was also a controlled item, but who made this world always have no shortage of rich people who hunt for curiosity? I have seen a rich man holding a Ula rabbit to attend a dinner party, a hundred steps within a hundred steps, haha..."

"Isn't he afraid of himself? That thing will ruin his life!"

"What are you afraid of, people have money and can afford insect yarn, and the protective effect is still very good. ”

"Well, I just want to know what to do when this happens? You have an enemy who has gone online and threw a big bottle of Ula Rabbit Venom at you. ”

"Haha, this emoji is good, I like it, I have collected it. ”

"Terrorists often use this trick, but if it's an ordinary person, gene deletion disorder is actually nothing, and it's not bad to have a shorter lifespan, and it's not bad to change money. ”

The black pearly particles quickly melted into the queen's black skin, and some were scattered on the white eggs and blended in, and you could see that the eggs quickly looked like they had eyes, and a black pupil appeared inside, and then the black was full of dissolve, and the white eggs turned gray.

When a long shrill howl came from the Queen's mouth, she held her head high, as if it were a warning, and as if it were just a howl of pain...

"No matter how many times I see the Queen's Howl I think of that game, they use the original sound, it's so ugly. ”

"Ah, you're also playing, I'm also playing, every time I am crushed to death by the queen, I am also in pain, one day I will form a group to and kill her. ”

"Hey, be serious, this is the original voice of a generation of queens, what a precious historical material, can't you be more serious? This is an academic viewing, not a movie, pay attention to the main content. ”

"What else can there be in the main content, I've seen it thousands of times. ”

"yes, every time I look at it, I basically watch it once a year, and I really know the results before and after with my eyes closed. ”

"Ahem, be careful. ”

After the howl of the Zerg Queen, many eggs began to burst, and the Zerg born in advance were very immature, and their bodies were wet, like little cubs that had not yet shed their amniotic fluid, although they were black, they were not very ugly.

The soldiers stationed outside are all □□, but they can't stop the completely unscientific spiritual guidance ability of the Zerg Queen, and a panoramic picture is inserted here, which can see that the Zerg on the entire battlefield are in a commotion, and regardless of the killing of the federal army, they hurriedly rush in one direction, surging like a black tide.

At this time, the federal army opened fire violently, no matter what kind of weapon, large and small, so that the moment they fired, the air in front of them seemed to be emptied, and the effect of the explosion was even more amazing.

However, the zerg didn't mind letting their backs out and rushed to the queen's lair.

"It's over, I can't get out, every time I see this and I don't know why, I feel a little tragic, and the funny atmosphere in front is gone. ”

"Bah, what's funny, is this a funny thing? It's clearly a struggle for the survival of mankind. ”

"It's really funny, okay, the elite team went to a total of ten people, and nine of them were thrown behind, lying down and sleeping to finish the whole process of meritorious service, the only one who worked hard was not to kill the queen, that is, to poison, or to throw this directly with a bottle, most of the later terrorist attacks were in this way, I don't know if I can sue them for plagiarism - anyway, I always can't help but want to laugh when I look at it, until the end here has a little sense of tragedy. ”

"Ahem, tragic, probably. ”

"It's actually quite creative, isn't it? This kind of whimsical plan actually worked, and the soldiers who died back then don't know if they would cry out if they could. ”

"Okay, let's be fair, the person who was able to come up with this method at that time was already very powerful, if it weren't for him, where would these people be so easy to face the Zerg later, the Zerg used more than a hundred years to completely remove the side effects of the venom of the Ula Rabbit, and was still immersed in the dream of making up for genes, from this point of view, he was indeed a hero and saved all mankind. ”

"It should be an all-intelligent creature, and the enemies of the Zerg are not only humans. ”

The struggle of the Zerg Queen was useless, and the counterattack was more like a joke, and that person, who had not been hiding there for long, gave up the best chance to kill the Zerg Queen, and retreated from the way he came, he had no choice, and the lair was already densely covered with Zerg.

At the end of the picture, the green color completely disappeared into the black, and it was never seen again...

"I still think that the Federation's uniforms should be changed to a different color, even if it's blue, and I can put a little bit of it. ”

"You know what, green symbolizes life, vibrant green. ”

“... ... Green green. ”

"Oh my God, you bastards, why should I be in a group with you, can't you just talk about something serious? ”

After a moment of silence, a voice suddenly said: "I have wanted to say it for a long time, what is the meaning of this kind of issue, I have analyzed it eight hundred times in the history books, if I remember correctly, we also took the exam that year, one, two, three, four... Need I repeat that?"

"Ahem, because there are a lot of books that have been mentioned, so the names of the reference books are also easier to list, ah, by the way, I think it can be analyzed from an aesthetic point of view, and add a little deep meaning to explain why the Zerg Queen is now more and more similar to humans as she evolves, she must have left a memory of being hit in her genes..."

"Hehehe..."I'll just quietly see you stupid, my pig teammates, I hope this paper can knock on the door of the military school for you, uh, this possibility is still too low, forget it, I'll just take a look, don't speak."

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Haha, I don't know why, I feel so happy after writing it.

I hope you all have a good time reading this article!

Peace Christmas Eve!

Eat a few more apples!

Fix the typo, and God knows why I was wrong at the time.