Chapter 40: Photon Elf
"Yo! Isn't this my defeated subordinate Du Bishu! What's the matter?
At the door of the elderly activity center in the community, Wang Jiaming, who was wearing a sky blue coat, clasped his hands to his chest, shook his flowing bangs with disdain, and said to Du Bishu who stopped him.
As for Panda next to him, just ignore it.
That guy's yo-yo skills are a mess of, and a conceited person like Wang Jiaming disdains him as an opponent.
Du Bishu was not angry when he was ridiculed.
In other words, he had already held back his big moves, and he didn't care about Wang Jiaming's slight provocation at all.
"Wang Jiaming, do you dare to change the way you play?"
Wang Jiaming froze as he pulled the ball out of his trouser pocket, and asked suspiciously, "What do you want to play with me?"
Du Bishu had an expression of victory on his face, and slowly offered the "magic weapon to defeat the enemy" that he had spent a week of breakfast money to buy.
"Balala Energy ~ Sharosaro ~ Little Demon Fairy's whole body has changed~!"
When Du Bishu sacrificed the Demon Immortal Recorder and pressed the power button, as the hole lights of the recorder lit up, Wang Jiaming's originally confident expression instantly collapsed.
He took two steps back with a panicked face.
Du Bishu took the opportunity to approach, and the Demon Immortal Recorder pointed at Wang Jiaming from afar.
"Wang Jiaming, do you recognize this thing?"
"No...... I don't know ......."
Wang Jiaming's panicked appearance made Panda and Du Bishu happy.
Little Overlord, you also have today!
Wang Jiaming wanted to run, but Pan Da quickly grabbed the hem of his clothes, and Du Bishu followed, and the two forced the poor community overlord into a corner.
"What the hell are you trying to do! I told you I didn't know this thing, I ...... I'm not going to compare you to this......"
Wang Jiaming took out the yo-yo in a panic and said in a begging tone for mercy: "Let's compare ......the yo-yo!
Yoyos?
Scold!
Du Bishu sneered: "When death is on the verge of quibbling, Dada!"
"It's coming!"
Panda quickly pulled the folded poster out of his trouser pocket and spread it out to smooth out the folds.
The poster is a printed picture, and the picture is a photo of Wang Jiaming's trumpet and the Demon Immortal Recorder.
Wang Jiaming's eyes glared at the two of them, and he asked in disbelief: "How do you know that it's my trumpet? Impossible! My trumpet has not added any acquaintances, and the space has access restrictions......
Panda crossed his waist and laughed smugly like a boiling orangutan: "With your lame question, can you get me down?"
Wang Jiaming's trumpet has too much "black history", and in order to protect himself, he has set up problems with the trumpet's space access.
The answer to the question, in his opinion, is unsolvable.
The question is: "My birthday?"
On the surface, this question should be easy to answer, after all, Wang Jiaming's birthday is not a secret. But in fact, the answer set by Wang Jiaming is not his birthday, but his mother's birthday.
His mother's birthday, let alone ordinary people, even his father doesn't remember.
How can this question be answered by ordinary people?
Panda did it!
He didn't do anything, but when Wang Jiaming was not at home, he went to the door to ask about his father and mother's birthdays.
He just guessed casually, but he didn't expect him to be fooled! Wang Jiaming actually set his parents' birthdays!
"Hahaha~!"
Panda and Du Bishu laughed wildly, and their appearance was really underwhelming.
After getting the password, they learned all the black historical evidence of Wang Jiaming, including but not limited to playing with girls' toys, being put on a princess dress by her mother, drawing a penguin on her butt by her cousin, wanting to be a girl when she was a child, and liking Li Yan in the third class next door......
This feeling of being in control of someone else's destiny!
It's so cool!
"They're laughing......"
Wang Jiaming clenched his hands, and his eyes were indescribably trance.
With so much black history being picked up, can he, a bully in the community, continue to be a bully? Will a small brother still recognize him as the boss?
Thinking of this, Wang Jiaming was scared.
Seeing that Wang Jiaming had been frightened by them, Du Bishu and Pan Da glanced at each other, and said with a smile: "Na Wang Jiaming, I'll give you a chance now, and when I see my name Brother Du in the future, and see that Pan Da is called Brother Pan, we won't talk about it." ”
"Really?" Wang Jiaming said in surprise.
Du Bishu raised his head like a proud swan: "Then there is still a fake? What kind of mind is your brother Du, how can he care about past grievances with you?"
"Brother Du!"
Wang Jiaming bowed his head decisively, and after shouting Du Bishu, he shouted to Pan Da: "Brother Pan!"
"Eh, my brother is so good!"
Comfortable.
The two dog thieves threw the printed picture to Wang Jiaming and left laughing.
Wang Jiaming was inexplicably sad and angry, but he didn't dare to shake people to help, what if these two thieves turned around and said it?
He is a little bully in the sea Wang Jiaming doesn't want to lose face?
Alas, it's hard to feel.
After bullying Wang Jiaming, Du Bishu rarely invited Pan Da to Lao Wangtou's steamed bun shop to eat several leek and pork fillings.
The two of them were nibbling on buns while strolling around the artificial lake in the community.
"Dada! My old enemy has been defeated by me, I feel that my life has lost its meaning, and now I can't even lift my energy to play yo-yo, what do you think I should do?" Du Bishu said vaguely as he nibbled on his bun.
Panda glanced at his good friend and said disdainfully, "You think you're invincible?"
"Isn't it?"
Du Bishu said in amazement: "Looking at the community, who else dares to play ball in front of my late-night lover Du Bishu?"
"There are only a few people in the community...... You have what it takes to go to the Yo-Yo World Series!
Yo-Yo World Series?
Du Bishu's calm fighting spirit suddenly came to his heart, swallowed the meat filling in his mouth, and clenched his fists: "It makes sense! Conquering a community is not my end, I, Du Bishu, will definitely become the king of yo-yos in the world!"
"Where can I sign up?"
"I don't know, go to the bulletin board at the entrance of the community, I remember there are posters. Panda shook her head.
The two of them quickened their pace, like a gust of wind, in front of the bulletin board at the entrance of the community.
"Pengda Cup Yo-Yo World Series...... Contestants need to prepare their own special yoyo - PD photon elf to register, other styles of yo-yo cannot be registered......"
Seeing this, Du Bishu was stunned.
Need to buy a special game-specific yoyo?
Photon elves?
Is my sprint meteor not strong enough?
The two then went to a toy store, and under the guidance of the "enthusiastic" boss, they saw the PD Photon Elf with extremely beautiful packaging and a touching price!
"The YOYO World Series designated ball has a blast spin outer ring system that can spin for 10 minutes!"
- PD Photon Wizard!
Price: 250 yuan!
"I don't deserve to sign up ......"
Seeing the selling price, Du Bishu silently shed poor tears.
"What is this, there is still a limited amount of Photon Elf S, a 9999 yuan! If it weren't for my wife to take care of the accounts, I would have a whole ......"
The boss with thinning hair sighed.