Chapter 101 Funny Edition 007

For someone's honest words, the reporter has become numb, and a few old guys are really it, provoking people who are showing off their mouths, isn't it unpleasant to find themselves.

William White definitely has a set of scolding people, and the most important point is that he can sell cute and pretend to be stupid, and no one will take him for having a temper.

Isn't it normal for a child, or a recognized genius, to have some problems?

Lao Mei doesn't like great people, if you really have no shortcomings, people will be afraid.

It was one such person who published the harmful theory of comics, the complete idealist, and as a result, he harmed an entire generation.

This may be a bit excessive, but it is undeniable that the simple and rude snatching of children's cartoons does cause psychological problems for some people.

Don't think it's strange, Lao Mei's glass heart is really fragile. If you look at the income of their psychiatrist, you can understand that many people have mental illness.

This thing is the same as getting drunk, there is a distinction between civil and military, the literary is just tossing himself, and the tossing and death of himself is over, and the martial one is in trouble, it is definitely a troublemaker, and it is better to stay away if it's okay.

In places where life is stressful, there are many people who have psychological problems, and the more developed countries are, the more.

The foot basin is very good, they like to toss themselves, and in the developed countries, their suicide rate is the first.

The footbasin girl also likes to organize a group to do this, you stay in the hotel in the footbasin, there is no problem with a male and female room, and no one will come to check the room.

Men and men are OK, they also have some strange hobbies, but the two girls can't, and many hotels will refuse to stay. People aren't worried about what hobbies you have, it's your own business, and people won't care.

The footbasin girl is timid, and she is more afraid of pain, so she will choose to go together, you can't go to Huangquan together, and you can't destroy someone's room.

Lao Mei's neurosis is terrible, it is usually external, it is risky to make a movie and write, don't overdescribe the details, someone will imitate this kind of criminal behavior.

Sometimes it's strange when you see Lao Mei's police movies, this is too naïve, it's estimated that he was arrested before he even went out.

It's not that other people's screenwriters are not level, unless you make an R-rated film, it's better to take it easy, not to mention that I haven't reminded you, this may encounter lawsuits, and your box office is not enough to lose.

If you want to say that Lao Mei is really hypocritical, R-rated movies are not too restrictive, and cable TV is such an unhealthy thing, why do you just turn a blind eye and listen to it?

If you want me to say, bad people are bad people no matter what, and you have the best ability to protect yourself, why don't you hear about these things in Texas.

Haha, the Texans are tough, they are even afraid of neuropathy, and they don't care if you are sick or not, so they will take you down first and then talk about anything else.

"Boss, Mr. Atkinson is here, saying that he has made an appointment with you. "The little secretary is in a good mood today, with a chiffon shirt and an A-line skirt, a little sober.

"Okay, you invite him in and make us another cup of coffee. "William White is in charge of him, he doesn't have British-style black tea here, these guys are too hypocritical, when to add milk, and how many times they need to be stirred.

William White thinks they won't drink tea, if it's really good tea, it must be processed by hand and traditionally, and what kind of water is used.

If you add milk to the big red robe of the Celestial Empire, it is estimated that the tea farmers will fight with you.

Well, this is a cultural difference, and the people of the Celestial Empire are not much better, such as XO Riga green tea, and he also meows to add Master Kang.

The so-called XO means that there must be 45 puree for more than 100 years, and if you drink it like this, other winemakers will also vomit blood.

Not to mention red wine and cola, this thing is added, I really don't understand how to drink it, isn't it good for you to buy grape juice directly, at least it's cheap.

The goblins also mix their juice with spirits, and they usually choose vodka, and William White once had bad intentions, and the bastard who invented this way of drinking probably wanted to get the girl drunk.

"Is the contract signed?" said William White with a smile.

"Yes, Mr. White, my agent is already taking care of the formalities. Rowan Atkinson still had a blank expression.

William White waved his hand and said, "Call me William, have you read the script? ”

When it comes to the script, Rowan Atkinson is very happy, he loves the script to death. Most importantly, it's a tailor-made movie.

Agent Bean, to put it simply, is a funny version of 007, and it's okay for you to say that he smeared 007.

Aren't you 007 heroic and martial?

I'll give you a stupid agent.

Aren't you 007 self-propelled artillery?

Dude, let's have one that you can see but can't eat.

Do you have all sorts of high-tech weapons?

It doesn't matter, due to the poor economic situation, buddies are pirated black technology, sometimes it is easy to use, sometimes it is useless, and when you need it most, these black technology weapons will lie on their stomachs.

Do you have a luxury supercar?

The buddy used the car made of sticks, although it looks good, it is still lying on the nest at the critical moment.

There is a meme about the stick cars of this period, saying that the German cars are driving and running, and the foot basin cars are dragging and running, and the stick cars are the most powerful, and they need to be pushed and run.

When Lao Mei said this joke, she obviously ignored her own car, they are limited in their ability to do better than sticks, and they also belong to the type that often lies on their stomachs.

But the sticks of the people caught up, and for a long time, their quality was better than that of the foot basin people.

Of course, this refers to North America, which is really speechless, the world's best quality car is the North American version, and the Celestial Empire version is the second garbage, if not the most rubbish.

You can't simply see it as discrimination, and the quality of their domestic products is also not as good as the North American version.

Don't look at the garbage made by the old American cars, their consumption power is indeed the top, you have such terrible consumption power, the manufacturer naturally needs to please.

Forget about other regions, things in the Celestial Empire are wonderful, not only the price is the most expensive, the quality is still very enough, and the most outrageous thing is that the sales are also very amazing.

Many luxury brand cars, no Celestial Empire would have collapsed long ago, for such food and clothing parents, they still don't give the best car, and they don't know what is in the minds of these bastards, so they have never seen such an outrageous thing.

Rowan Atkinson is very satisfied, as a John Bull, he is not happy with 007 for a day or two, how can a super agent be a humanoid battery, this is really nonsense.

Agents have one of the most basic selection criteria, and that is to never be handsome.

The best option is the public face, the best you can't think of as soon as you go out. You won't want something with a distinctive physical feature, no matter how talented you are, unless you're cultivating a disposable product.

Anyway, everyone is saving the world, super agents can, and Agent Bean is also okay, and it's affordable.

When this movie is painted, it is estimated that Lianyi will vomit blood in anger, and the-for-tat is too obvious.

Plagiarize?

Haha! People are coming in reverse, okay, you are allowed to shoot agents, can't buddy shoot it?

One is not good, the box office may be higher than you, because the sense of substitution is stronger than yours, the handsome guy or something is the most annoying, and the buddy will have a counterattack.