When he returned home in the afternoon, Du Caige noticed that there was an extra pair of women's shoes at the door.

It was a pair of small black leather shoes with a round toe and a low heel.

It doesn't look new, there are a lot of folds, but it's polished.

After opening the door and entering, it was indeed a guest from the house.

"Little girl. ”

"Uncle!" Xu Qingya turned her head and greeted with a smile.

Du Yuanqi is also there.

Needless to say, Xu Qingya was invited to her house.

Sure enough, she explained: "Brother, I asked Sister Xiaoya to come over and teach me the experience of art examinations." I'm going to invite her to dinner in the evening, will you come?"

Du Caige smiled: "Let me pay?"

"Of course, I'll make an appointment for you, and you will not only be responsible for paying the bill, but you will also reward me with some pocket money next month. ”

Du Caige laughed heartily: "Then you have miscalculated, the little girl has already been given to me by her master, and I don't have to spend money on her." Isn't it, little girl?"

Xu Qingya immediately showed her acting skills, and looked gloomy as if she was about to burst into tears: "Yes, I have been sold to this big dog by the master who has seen the money!"

"I won't go out to eat at night, I'll go buy some food later, little girl, you will be responsible for cooking." ”

"Ah, I not only want to be a tutor, but also a cook?" Xu Qingya pouted, the boss looked reluctant, but she still nodded, and said in a long voice, "Okay~~, you have the final say." If you are poisoned and go to the hospital, don't ask me for medical expenses. ”

However, although Xu Qingya said that she only seems to be able to cook dark dishes, her cooking skills are actually quite good.

Although the fried dishes are all home-cooked dishes, and the appearance is average, the fragrance and taste come out.

It can really be said that he can get on the stage and get down to the kitchen.

In the evening, she and Du Feiqi muttered and didn't know what they were talking about, while Du Caige returned to the room and called Zou Guoyong.

After greeting for a while, he asked Zou Guoyong for Dong Wenbin's phone number.

However, after dialing it, Dong Wenbin did not answer.

Calculating the time, the Stars and Stripes should be early in the morning at this time, Dong Wenbin may have turned on the mute and was sleeping, so he didn't continue to play and began to carry "Romance of the Dragon and Snake".

At about eight o'clock, Du Feiqi suddenly came over and knocked on the door, shouting indignantly: "It's too bullying!"

Du Caige thought that she had a conflict with Xu Qingya, which was quite strange, because Xu Qingya was not that aggressive character.

But Du Feiqi's next sentence made him understand.

"How did this person do it, he always asked you to touch porcelain, and he was a Nobel Prize boss, isn't it good for An An to write his own book separately? ”

Du Caige knew that it was probably the Nobel Prize boss Lu Wu who was in DISS again.

In other words, Lu Wu's boss DISS is not once or twice, the earliest time was because of "The Old Man and the Sea", thinking that although Hemingway has a good writing, it is nothing to write something foreign.

Then Du Caige wrote the fairy sword, and the big guy said, "God chatters, blindly kitsch, it is difficult to get into the hall of elegance, obviously talented but does not know self-love, it is too disappointing to me." ”

This is to give the fairy sword and the ghost blowing lamp together to DISS, and of course it also admits that Hemingway is talented.

This time it's probably in DISS "Romance of the Dragon and Snake".

Du Caige asked: "Is he commenting on "Romance of the Dragon and Snake"?"

Du Feiqi nodded. "Brother, you have to fight back fiercely!

At this time, Xu Qingya also came to the door of Du Caige's bedroom and persuaded: "Uncle, you can't be soft in the cultural circle, and you can't be a good person." If others think you are a bully, anyone can step on you in the future. But Mr. Lu Wu is different, at his level, you really can't just scold him in the air, you must be the one who suffers. ”

Du Caige smiled bitterly: "I understand what the little girl said." Qiqi, I also want to go back, the problem is that this is a Nobel Prize boss, you can't be scared, you know? Unless one day I also get a very high gold prize. Otherwise, if I go back, there will immediately be a lot of boring keyboard warriors who will stand up for him, even if those keyboard warriors usually don't like to read his books, or even never read his books. ”

Du Feiqi was speechless, and knew that what Du Caige said was the truth.

Xu Qingya breathed a sigh of relief. She was really worried that Du Caige couldn't hold back for a while, and sprayed Lu Wu on Weibo, then it would be a big deal.

Du Caige asked again: "What did he say?"

Du Feiqi took out her mobile phone and opened Shimmer Weibo.

The app version of Shimmer Weibo has just been launched.

Because now the 3G network has been basically fully rolled out, and the improvement of network speed has accelerated the arrival of the mobile Internet era, so many commonly used software have launched the app version, including the app version of the LL software is also in full swing preparation, and it is said that the internal test will be carried out within this month.

Du Feiqi entered Lu Wu's Weibo, and then handed the mobile phone to Du Caige.

Du Caige looked at it fixedly, and also felt that an evil fire rushed straight to the top of his head.

"Hemingway, the author, is going back more and more, and he is willing to fall. In the past, although his "The Old Man and the Sea" had various shortcomings, at least there was a little bit of literature and artistry. Now he wrote "The Romance of the Dragon and Snake", I can't stand it after reading three chapters. The whole text is absurd, the language is pretentious, there are problems with even the most basic grammar, and there are various low-level grammatical errors in the text. This man is only concerned about making money, he is covered in copper, he can't write anything decent, and he has even started to hire gunmen. Since the beginning of this year, he has written more than 4 million words. Writing 20,000 words a day, what can you write? It's not even fast food literature, it's all rubbish! Personally, I suggest that the Poplar Award jury remove him from this year's list of candidates, and that this kind of scum author should not be allowed to tarnish our top literary award. ”

Du Caige is a very good-tempered person, except on the set, he rarely gets angry, and he is more Buddhist.

But this is really unbearable!

I'll write something to make money on the Internet, what's your business?

Although you are a Nobel Prize boss, you can't be so unreasonable!

"Uncle," Xu Qingya blinked, "Don't be impulsive! I really can't scold back, you are out of breath now, it's cool, you can't move an inch in the cultural circle after that." ”

Du Caige said angrily: "I didn't think about the mixed literary circle. I really can't swallow this breath!"

In fact, if it was in the past, he might not have been so angry.

It's just that things have been crowded into a bunch lately, the company's affairs, recording programs, movie clips, and his private affairs.

He was busy and stressed.

It stands to reason that after the post-production of "Those Years" is completed, at least an internal viewing party will be held, but he was stunned and couldn't find the right time.

The meeting with Fan Youqiao was also delayed again and again.

When people are particularly busy and stressed, it is difficult to control their emotions, and Du Caige is no exception.

However, in the face of Xu Qingya's pure and translucent eyes, he still tried his best to calm himself down, not wanting to lose his temper.

After suppressing his anger, he said, "It's okay, I'll think about it before responding, and I won't scold him." Go play!"

"We're not playing, we're learning, learning!" Du Feiqi pouted.

Du Caige was already absent-minded, and he was thinking about how to respond to Lu Wu's Weibo.

It's not okay not to respond.

If he doesn't respond appropriately, he will really become a soft persimmon in the eyes of others in the future, and anyone will dare to come to him to touch porcelain.

But it's not okay to respond too much, after all, Lu Wu is a Nobel Prize boss, and he can even be said to be the highest literary idol in the minds of the people of Dahua, and he is heavy, Du Caige is definitely not qualified to challenge him now.

Even if you are a little disrespectful to him, you will be criticized by the entire literary circle.

So there has to be a strategy for this response.

"Uncle, are you struggling with how to respond to Mr. Lu Wu?"

Du Caige was silent for a while and admitted: "Yes." ”

"I have an idea. ”

Du Caige glanced at her and saw that she was smiling very slyly, as if she really had some good idea.

"Tell me about it. ”

"If you think my idea is good and helpful, you have to promise me a condition. Xu Qingya's eyes crooked with a smile.

"On what terms?"

"Don't call me a little girl in the future. ”

"Uh, didn't you really like me to call you little girl before?"

Xu Qingya glanced at him: "Women are fickle creatures, don't you know? ”

Du Caige was embarrassed. "Okay, I promise you. Tell me, what's your idea?"

"Literati, you still have to use your works to speak. ”

Du Caige couldn't help but nod. Xu Qingya's words are very mature.

"But the problem is, I haven't been able to fight back at his work right now. Du Caige said distressedly.

"Why not?" Xu Qingya blinked, "Uncle, you shouldn't have Alzheimer's disease, right?"

Du Caige was about to flick her forehead.

Xu Qingya immediately covered her forehead and bent over, "Don't! I was wrong! Uncle, you don't have Alzheimer's disease!"

When Du Caige withdrew her hand, she straightened up and prompted, "Hall of Eternal Life." ”

Du Caige suddenly realized.

The Hall of Eternal Life is not just a Kunqu Opera classic.

Its lyrics can be regarded as classics in terms of literature and artistry.

"With your hand speed, uncle, you should be able to type tens of thousands of words in a day, right? 50 plays can be written in one day. Xu Qingya said with a grin.

Du Caige coughed lightly: "It's not a matter of typing speed, it's creation, how can it be so fast." ”

"Uncle, why don't you write a 20 first, I'll take it to Master, and Master will contact friends in the literary circle and spread it, so that everyone in the literary and artistic circle will know that you have written a classic masterpiece. ”

Then you asked for Mr. Lu Wu's address on Weibo, saying that you would send him the work and ask him for advice. ”

"Let's see what else he has to say!"

Du Caige thought about it and felt that this idea was really good. He nodded, "You're quite clever." ”

"Yes!" Xu Qingya grinned, "Then uncle, you can't call me a little girl in the future!"

"And what do you want me to call you?"

"Just call me little sister. ”

Du Caige immediately thought of Ling Hu Chong's little sister.

That's a sad story.

"No way!"

"Why not?"

"Anyway, no, it's not negotiable. ”