Chapter 245: Hey Sea's Five-Fronted Falling Mother!

Seeing the size of the first applicant, many CEOs were a little disappointed.

Because in their minds, it is worth hiring people who are willing to work hard, but an obese employee, first of all, in their impression, is lazy and lazy.

First impressions are often very important, and if you give the interviewer a bad impression, the interview will basically fail.

Therefore, although this fleshy candidate was dressed very formally and decently, and his expression was very well controlled, a few people in the boss district still shook their heads secretly.

Especially Mr. Xu of Dingsheng Media, who was sitting next to Yang Bufan, shook his head even more, and even lowered his voice and said to another boss next to him: "The level of this applicant is not good, and he can't even maintain his body shape well, what can he do with perseverance?"

When Yang Bufan heard this, he was actually a little speechless.

Because he really came out of the bottom, even if it is the operator of the hard work at the bottom, there are many people who are not in good shape.

At a time when ordinary people are working hard for their salaries, many people have very bad eating habits and have no time to do fitness.

The poorer the person, the worse the figure, and the richer the person, because of a healthy diet and a reasonable schedule of exercise, the better the body.

This is the same as the poor people in the United States are fat and eat junk food every day to satisfy their hunger.

The reason is very simple, but for the bosses on the stage, it is often why not eat minced meat, and they can't tell them clearly.

Anyway, Yang Bufan felt that this chubby brother was in good spirits, and the light coming out of his eyes was divine.

This kind of look, Yang Bufan often sees in Zhao Qiang's eyes with thick dark circles, it can't be wrong.

At this point, the brother finally opened his mouth.

"Hello everyone! My name is Chen Dayi, and I am careless about Jingzhou, not righteous. ”

As soon as these words came out, the audience burst into laughter.

Many bosses can't help but raise the corners of their mouths, feeling that this fat man is not only fat but also stupid, and the name is really too low.

"I'm a recent computer science graduate, and I've been interested in computers since I was in high school, and I once developed a web game by myself during college, which achieved the goal of asking for a penny at home in college. Well, the position I interviewed today is a software engineer job related to the Internet, with a minimum salary of 10,000 to 12,000 yuan. ”

After hearing this, many bosses showed incredible expressions.

What the hell, a fat man who makes web games, what's wrong with a basic salary of 12,000?

Browser Game ...... Is that thing technological?

Of course, Zhang Shaogang saw the disdain of the bosses, in fact, he had seen too many expressions of disdain on the faces of the bosses, and he was almost used to it.

Today's first interviewee, I'm afraid it's hanging.

However, he still stands on the side of the candidate, hoping to bring a chance for the interviewer to turn the tables by asking questions.

"So carelessly, you didn't even take care of your family a penny during your college years? Does this include tuition fees and living expenses?"

Chen nodded innocently: "That's right, it's true." ”

Zhang Shaogang was very satisfied, and said with a smile: "Then this is amazing! Two questions, first, what kind of game do you make, and do you want to engage in the game industry for a while? Second, since the game you make yourself is so profitable, why do you want to come out to find a job?"

This question is not actually difficult, but Zhang Shaogang is helping the help-seeker, if he can answer appropriately or excitingly, he will definitely be able to give job seekers a lot more points.

Clearly, though, the candidate had a bit of a sense of being a bit of a verbal awkward.

Chen Dayi thanked him several times, and finally said: "The browser game I make is relatively low-end, it is a browser game adapted from a game many years ago, although I have made some money, but it is actually not a lot, so I am ready to look for a job, after all, I think I can do it as a side hustle." ”

Do it as a side hustle?

Zhang Shaogang's face changed suddenly, and he had already sentenced the applicant to death in his heart.

Because these awesome CEOs are eager to let all employees stay in the company for a long time, how can you be allowed to have a side hustle?

With a side hustle, you won't be able to concentrate on working in the company!

With a side hustle, what if your side hustle makes a lot of money and then you run away!

Sure enough, as soon as Chen Dayi's voice fell, several bosses signaled to the host that they had something to say.

Zhang Shaogang saw that Li Yanfen, who had just finished arguing, also raised his hand, he knew that this woman who was still angry couldn't let her speak, so he ignored her directly.

"T game, Mr. Cheng. ”

T Games is the largest game company in China, and when I see a candidate who makes a web game and makes money, of course I have something to say.

Mr. Cheng looked formal and asked directly: "In other words, if you join the company, will you stick to your side business in the future?"

Chen Dayi nodded directly: "Yes, I can still make some money by making browser games, so I will stick to it." Also, I think I'm doing a good job of making web games, and I can also help in my work. ”

Hearing this, Mr. Cheng shook his head.

"I don't agree with you! I'm telling you, people's energy is limited, especially the employees of Internet companies. As a game software engineer in an Internet company, you don't have the time and energy to do part-time work, and if you do part-time work, it will definitely affect your work!"

Chen Dayi was stunned, he really hadn't thought about this question, and he didn't know how to answer it for a while.

But at this time, the other bosses also had the same expression, and they all felt that this fat man had to do his own part-time job after working, which was very bad for the company.

Wu of Kaka.com is always engaged in e-commerce, he shook his head directly and said: "Part-time work is not advisable! Waste your own time, but also waste the boss's resources! Let's put it this way, when it comes to some holidays, it is the most critical time period for e-commerce, and employees may stay in the company for days and nights, just to fight to the end for the company's performance." At this time, you still think that you should take advantage of the holidays to promote your browser games, isn't that a joke?"

At this time, Li Yanfen, who has always wanted to speak about luxury and love things, also spoke: "You are not doing your job! I suggest that you give up this dangerous thinking, if you want to work, work hard, if you want to start your own business, don't come to this stage, this is also respect for us judges." ”

Zhang Shaogang felt a little harsh when he heard this, and the foundation of this hat was too deep, he frowned, and asked the job seeker: "So, Chen Dayi, if you had to choose one of these companies' job opportunities and your web game operation today, which one would you choose?" ”

Chen Dayi was sweating anxiously, and suddenly felt that he had been tricked.

He didn't say anything, he said that he had entrepreneurial experience and succeeded, but not only did he not get the favor of these CEOs, but he was even said to be not doing his job, which was speechless!

"Bosses, I think so, I think my time management skills are still very strong, I will distinguish between work and spare time, and will not affect my spare time or pursuit of normal work, I am still very self-disciplined. ”

Hearing this, Li Yanfen, who was already angry, was completely blown up, and she sneered: "Time management ability? Self-discipline? I'm sorry, I don't see any ability to manage yourself in you! First of all, how much do you weigh?"

Zhang Shaogang heard that he actually asked about the privacy of the applicant, and felt that this was absolutely outrageous, Li who loves luxury and things today is always not crazy, how can he ask such an offensive question?

"Chen Dayi, you can choose not to answer this question!"

Chen Dayi's brows also frowned, but he replied without changing his face: "I am two hundred and thirty pounds." ”

When Li Yanfen heard this, she looked proud: "Look! You can't even lose weight, what kind of self-discipline are you talking about!"

Mr. Cheng of T Games stabbed him again: "Everyone ridicules programmers for being bald or fat, in fact, most of our programmers in T Games live very healthy lives, like you, I think you should make up your mind to lose weight." You should use your side hustle time to upgrade your life and change your current situation, instead of making a little money with web games! And I can responsibly say that web games are all bad money, and they won't do your main business any good!"

Other bosses obviously have a lot of people who think this way, and they are all nodding, obviously they have the same idea, and the requirements for candidates are quite harsh.

Yang Bufan, who was sitting in the corner, felt a chill.

This is too outrageous, isn't it, are these bosses still special people?

People are here to apply, not to humiliate you, in addition to seeing that people are fat, and seizing people to prepare to work part-time, you haven't asked any substantive questions!

Thinking of this, Yang Bufan raised his hand directly.

Zhang Shaogang saw it and motioned for Yang Bufan to speak.

Yang Bufan didn't mention anything about weight loss and part-time jobs at all, and asked directly: "Chen Dayi, you are studying computers, computers are not only about games, do you have any research on the program control of production equipment?"

Hearing that everyone was scolding the applicants, Yang Bufan bluntly turned the topic over as soon as he spoke, and many CEOs felt quite abrupt.

Mr. Cheng, who sings and harmonizes, and Mr. Li, who loves luxury and things, feel even more uncomfortable, as if Yang Bufan has robbed them of the right to speak.

But Yang Bufan had already asked this question, and the topic naturally changed.

Zhang Shaogang took a deep look at Yang Bufan, and no matter how he looked at it, he felt that Yang Bufan was deliberate.

Chen Dayi finally walked out of the embarrassment just now, and immediately breathed a sigh of relief: "I have studied some, and my internship is to go to a manufacturing company, so there is research on the program control of production equipment." ”

Yang Bufan nodded: "Okay, I am Yang Bufan, the owner of Xingbang Automobile Cable Factory, and now I am lacking a talent who understands computers." I know that your target job is an Internet company, but I would suggest that you consider going deep into the manufacturing industry. ”

Chen Dayi was very grateful to Yang Bufan for helping him to solve the siege, and recognized his attitude with Yang Bufan, and immediately said: "Okay Mr. Yang, I will consider it." ”

It's just that at this time, many Internet CEOs have a trace of disdain on their faces.

Sure enough, it's a dirt bun, this kind of candidate who can't do it at first glance is still regarded as a talent, which is really ridiculous and generous!

Li Yanfen sneered even more, and suddenly spoke: "Look! I just said that this Yang always comes to hype, and you also said that I can't kill him with a rod, now look at it, he not only hype, but also take the opportunity to promote his own company." I just want to ask Mr. Yang, have you given you the advertising fee for the program?"

Yang Bufan saw that this woman was still unrelenting, and pretended to be surprised and said: "No, you all came here after giving advertising money? Oops, I don't know the market, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, Shaogang, I'll make up for it after a while, oops, I really don't know if I have to pay advertising money for this show!"

There was laughter in the audience, and the faces of the other nine bosses on the stage became more and more pale.

Zhang Shaogang cleared his throat and quickly pulled the topic back.

"Let's enter the first round of selection, bosses, you can choose to leave the lights or turn off the lights, start now!"

Bang!

Bang bang!

One lamp began to be extinguished, three lights, five lights, eight lights, until all nine lights were extinguished, and finally stopped this wave of lights.

Chen Dayi's face was a little uncomfortable, because he found that he didn't say what he wanted to say at all, and these bosses completely killed him because of his size and the side hustle just now.

Zhang Shaogang didn't have any accidents, and broadcast a report: "There are still three lights left, namely T games, I love to find a job, and Xingbang Group!

Speaking of this, Zhao Shaogang turned his head and asked Chen Dayi: "Chen Dayi, do you have any talent to show?"

Chen Dayi straightened his chest and said, "My English is very good, and today I will bring you an English speech, called ...... Hey, the sea has five foreheads and fallen mothers!"

I don't know why, Chen Dayi's Chinese English is very stiff and unpleasant.

Obviously, Chen Dayi is an introvert, and his poor speaking and his nervousness have made his English accent deviate greatly.

"Poof......

Before Chen Dayi could start performing, there was a person in the boss's seat who burst into laughter.

Everyone was looking for who was laughing, and soon locked on Li Yanfen, who was a light luxury lover, and the camera suddenly advanced to Li Yanfen's face, and recorded all the ridicule on her face.

Zhao Shaogang was completely angry at this time, he didn't know if this Li Yanfen was here for the eldest aunt or what's going on, it was wrong to record the show today, this is an ugly person!

"Mr. Li, why are you interrupting the contestants?"

Li Yanfen looked indifferent: "I studied in the UK for four years, and then I stayed in the United States for three years, and I know a lot about various accents of English, but today's accent, I'm sorry, I really can't help it." ”

Zhang Shaogang's face was cold: "I can't help it, I don't have to bear it, Chen Dayi, please continue your show!"

Chen Dayi's face was embarrassed, he felt insulted, and his body shook a little, but he still insisted on completing the talent show.

A speech by Martin Luther King, Jr. that should have been very impassioned turned into a stumbling dialect show.

The audience was embarrassed.

At this time, it has come to the second round of lights out.

With this somewhat lame performance, the lights went out two more times.

And at this time, when everyone thought that the lamp was going to be completely extinguished, they did not wait for the last lamp to go out.

People looked at the lamp in the far corner, and saw a guy smiling like a fool nodding his head.

Isn't this Yang Bufan of Xingbang Group?

Obviously, this candidate is not good, he prefers to keep the light until the end, isn't it just to gain popularity and increase his exposure?

This hype pot is on the back!