Chapter 132: The End of the First Period (Thanks to Huang Qiu's Silver Alliance O(∩_∩)O)
Woman: "Is it easy to be a woman, you have to wear a skirt and safety pants in the summer." ”
Man: "Is it easy to be a man? Finally, the wind blows up a skirt and sees a safety pants." ”
—————————————— reckless scum disappointed.
"Oh oh oh ~ "
Sure enough, then Zheng Bing and Luo Chen both coaxed diss Han Wei.
Lin Feilan also looked at him with a smile: "You really swelled you." ”
Su Lingyun ate French fries and didn't say anything.
Xie Bowen shook his head and looked at Han Wei: "It seems that Mr. Cai is really right." ”
As a result, Han Wei still looked at Song Hong's side: "Isn't it okay?"
Song Hong voiceover spoke: "Didn't you bring Su Lingyun into the show?"
"Hey!!"
Han Wei glared at him, and the camera showed Song Hong, who hugged his shoulders and smiled.
The other five people all looked at each other in surprise, and Xie Bowen looked at Han Wei: "You brought her in?"
"Not ......"
Han Wei sat helplessly: "Fans and viewers vote!!"
Luo Chen was surprised: "This is the inside story, right?"
Han Wei rubbed his head and looked at the sidelines with a half-loud voice: "Song Hong!!You don't call this real, you call it self-explosion!"
looked at a few people: "After the show is broadcast, we will all withdraw from the circle!!"
Xie Bowen and Luo Chen spoke: "You retreat." It's none of our business. ”
Lin Feilan suddenly spoke: "I feel that it is most appropriate for you to leave the show, and we can all be quieter." ”
Han Wei asked: "Then you don't want to be a widow." ”
"Ahh
"Han Wei!!"
Several people laughed and scolded, and Lin Feilan also blushed. Anyway, eating and chatting, six very popular young people are together, and there are always highlights and topics.
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Studio.
Jin Xiaoman looked at Lian Sheng in surprise: "Su Lingyun was brought into the show by Han Wei?"
Shi Xing spoke: "I knew he was joking when he said that he was going to kick Su Lingyun away, but I didn't expect Director Song to say that Han Wei brought her into the show?"
Zhou Ying spoke: "It shouldn't be a ticket, then ......"
Lian Sheng said calmly: "He brought Su Lingyun in." ”
Seeing that several people were surprised, Lian Sheng explained: "But it's not that voting is done." At the beginning, it was necessary to decide who could vote for the male and female guests, but Han Wei and Su Lingyun were ex-presidents. Normally, only one can be kept, after all, everyone avoids it. However, Han Wei took the initiative to say that no matter what the reason for breaking up, they are all in the entertainment industry, and they should not only keep one because of who is the ex and who is the ex. So the program team did not shy away from it, and put both of the ex's relationship in the voting option. ”
"That's right. ”
Zhou Ying spoke: "This also shows that the result is voted on." Because Su Lingyun and Han Wei both stayed in the program group. ”
Everyone also recognized and continued to watch the show.
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"Are you done eating?"
At the end of the meal, everyone has to go back to rest.
Suddenly, Song Hong's voiceover spoke.
A few people turned around, and Han Wei asked, "What's wrong?"
Song Hong's voiceover: "There is something to announce. ”
Han Wei frowned: "Why do you always have so many things? Hurry up, we are still in a hurry to enter the cave room!!Wait for a day!!"
"Oh oh oh ~ "
"Han is !!"
"Wow, that's okay?!"
Luo Chen and Xie Bowen were stunned, and Zheng Bing and Su Lingyun looked at him with disgust.
Lin Feilan blinked and looked at Song Hong: "Won't you?"
Han Wei sneered: "What do you think?!are all married and can't live together!?"
Lin Feilan smiled and retreated: "The show!"
Han Wei asked: "Since it's a show, why did Director Zhang Feng test me?!"
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Studio.
"Hahaha!!"
"I'll just say that Han Wei definitely won't do that. ”
"Wait here. ”
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After speaking, he dragged Lin Feilan to the room: "Hurry up, I can't wait!
"Let go of me~"
Lin Feilan dragged her feet and retreated: "Let go~"
Zheng Bing kicked her beautiful legs in the past, and Su Lingyun also helped drag Lin Feilan over.
Han Wei laughed, and suddenly dragged Su Lingyun: "No matter!!...... relationship between our exs"
"Get out of here!!"
Xie Bowen kicked over, but he really kicked and pulled Su Lingyun behind his back.
"I wanted to hit you!"
"Together!!"
Luo Chen and Xie Bowen pressed Han Wei in the past. Zheng Bing didn't care about that, and helped Luo Chen kick him together. Han Wei fell to the ground with his head in his arms, and Su Lingyun pulled Lin Feilan: "Let's go together." We're a collective ......."
Lin Feilan smiled: "Beat him collectively?"
"Enough of you, right?!"
Han Wei finally broke free, rubbed his neck and sat on the ground: "What kind of show?!"
complained and looked at Song Hong: "It's true when you're sinned, and it's fake when you're happy!"
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Studio.
"Haha!"
"Han Wei is no one else. ”
"He's spitting up, let's just spit on him. ”
“tui~”
"Ho~tui~"
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Lin Feilan still didn't fight with them in the end, and went over to help him up and pounce on the ashes on his body.
Han Wei was moved and took her hand: "Lan Lan is still good to me." ”
Lin Feilan said calmly: "Let's go to the divorce tomorrow." ”
"Poof!"
"Oh oh oh ~ "
"Yesterday I got the certificate, I picked up my relatives today, and I divorced tomorrow. ”
"Haha!!"
Several people ridiculed, and Han Wei looked at Lin Feilan in shock: "You... Do you have some hidden ailment?"
"Ahhh
"Han Wei!!"
"No, beat him up again!!"
Everyone went up together, and this time Lin Feilan was the first to act. Han Wei was beaten again.
After that, everyone high-fived and laughed together, and Han sat on the ground for himself, kicking his legs angrily.
"Alright. ”
Song Hong spoke: "There is one thing to inform. It stands to reason that you should have been notified a long time ago. ”
Everyone watched it when they didn't make a fuss, anyway, if they were going to be edited later, the director would keep it if he thought it could be kept, and he wouldn't really put it if it wasn't suitable.
It's all like this, you think it's all present? That's impossible. Besides, these are all made by the director, especially Zheng Bing, who was said to cooperate unconditionally. Han Wei is on the contrary, because of his friendship, he must strive to do his best.
"There must be a difference between the room and the difference, and everyone knows the good and the bad. ”
Song Hong voiced and spoke: "So this house belongs to you three newlyweds, but there are benefits and obligations." ”
said to Han Wei: "The one who lives in the best room is responsible for cleaning the room, laundry and cooking." ”
"What?!"
Han Wei looked at Song Hong with wide eyes, and slowly walked over: "Song Hong, do you say it again?!"
After speaking, he still grabbed Song Hong's collar.
"Haha!!"
"Han is !!"
Several people hurriedly went over to pull him, Song Hong laughed, looking at Han Wei, who was being pulled away, still kicking his legs as if he was going to kick him.
There was also a burst of laughter in the studio.
"You play with me?!"
Han Wei was dragged away and shouted: "Song Hong, are you targeting me?!"
This time, Lin Feilan complained: "Why is this?!"
Facing Su Lingyun: "I feel the program team's malice towards our pair." ”
Su Lingyun also looked at Song Hong in confusion: "Really? You didn't say ...... before."
Xie Bowen patted his chest: "Fortunately, it's much more balanced this way." ”
Zheng Bing and Luo Chen high-fived: "We don't have to do anything." ”
"Forget it. ”
Lin Feilan hugged Han Wei and looked at Song Hong: "Then what do we all need to do?laundry, cooking, and cleaning, we are not very good at it." ”
"That's life. ”
Song Hong voiced and spoke: "Of course, the audience must think that everyone is an artist, making a lot of money, having assistants for food, clothing, housing and transportation, and money." There are a lot of things that you don't have to do by yourself. ”
"So you're angry for the audience, aren't you?"
Han Wei interrupted to ask Song Hong.
Song Hong just laughed: "That's not it." From today to the end of the shooting, this house is your wedding room for each issue, and the costs of clothing, food, housing, transportation, sanitation and so on are all solved by yourself. The best room to live in is naturally to do more, but also the head of the house. The worst room to live in is not to do anything. The second best room to stay in will assist in doing something. ”
Zheng Bing hugged his shoulders and looked at Han Wei provocatively: "Laundry and cooking, I'm very picky." And the clothes should be clean, too......"
"Who are you talking to?!"
Han Wei looked at Zheng Bing in surprise: "You want me to wash your clothes?!"
Beckoning: "Come on, come on!!!I'm the best at washing underwear! If you dare to take it, I will dare to wash it!"
"Haha!!"
"Ahh
"You're going to die......"
Zheng Bing blushed and stuck out his tongue, and raised his hand to compare. Luo Chen simply did it directly.
Han Wei frowned and pushed Luo Chen away: "Your daughter-in-law said it herself!! perverted ...... general"
"Hahaha!!"
Xie Bowen was laughing there, Su Lingyun also pulled Zheng Bing back, Luo Chen was speechless and said to Zheng Bing: "Don't be too floating, you can't take advantage of him!"
Song Hong spoke in a voiceover: "Theoretically, it is necessary. As for whether you actually dare or not, that's your business. ”
"Click~"
As he was talking, there was a sudden sound.
Everyone looked over curiously, only to see that Lin Feilan had already gone to the room to open the door, and when they saw a few people looking over, they stuck out their tongues and quickly turned around to close the door, and looked through the cracks in the door with the eyes of the deer.
Han Wei's face changed, and he hurried over: "Concubine Lan!!"
With a bang, the door closed and locked.
"Haha!!"
Everyone looked at it with a smile, and Han Wei scratched the door hard and cried: "Concubine Lan!! Lanlan!!You can't do this to me!!I'm your husband!!"
"Well deserved!!"
Luo Chen and Xie Bowen both laughed, Zheng Bing shouted, and then went upstairs as well.
Su Lingyun shouted: "You won't really sleep together, will you?!"
Xie Bowen gestured: "I sleep on the floor." ”
Han Wei instantly got up and faced Xie Bowen: "That's just my bed." ”
"Poof!!"
"Get out!!"
Xie Bowen also has long legs.
As a result, when he was fighting with Han Wei, Su Lingyun also snickered and returned to his room, and then closed the door. Xie Bowen was surprised: "I won't let me in?!"
As a result, Luo Chen, who followed Zheng Bing upstairs, was also embarrassed to walk down.
The two looked at him, and Luo Chen was helpless: "Sure enough." Han Wei is right, when you are sinned, it is true, and when you are happy, it is false. ”
The three men sat on the couch and looked at each other, and after a while they all sighed and lay there.
After making trouble for a long time, they actually treated Han as well.
The camera panned out the window, and the night was dark.
Subtitle rendering......
"The first day of the kiss passed like this. The life of a newlywed couple has just begun. ”
"How will the three couples spend their next few days?"
"Stay tuned......"
The first issue of "We Got the Certificate" is over.