"Dude, do you want to go in?"

"Yes!"

"Three hundred!"

"Huh?"

"The real price, you give me three hundred yuan, and I promise to get you in!"

Zhang Tianyi scratched his head and looked at the other party with questioning eyes.

"You have an invitation too?"

"How could I have it!haha," the fat man laughed, "if I'm qualified to enter the main entrance, do I still need to cook for someone?"

Then I introduced myself.

"As for me, my name is Li Laoliu, and I am in charge of cooking for the cocktail party, if you want to go in and meet rich people, I can take you in as a waiter. ”

Zhang Tianyi's heart suddenly became entangled.

Spend 300 yuan to enter as a waiter, I feel so stupid!

But when I walked to the door, I thought, if I didn't get the award, wouldn't I be patting my thigh?

"Twenty!"

Li Laoliu was stunned and said bitterly.

"Brother, you are too ruthless, I haven't seen you bargain like this, there are so many investors in it, you can be of infinite use if you tie up any one, three hundred is really not much. ”

"It's just twenty, if it doesn't work, forget it. ”

Zhang Tianyi turned around and made a gesture to leave.

"Don't don't, twenty is twenty, don't say it first, it's okay to be a waiter!"

"Okay!"

Zhang Tianyi happily handed over the money, and the fat man took out a waiter suit and handed it over.

"Don't get dirty, let's stay in the back first, wait a little longer and go. ”

After Li Laoliu received the money, he couldn't cope with it, so he sent Zhang Tianyi away.

Approaching the alley, there were already two people waiting there, and they saw Zhang Tianyi come in and greet him warmly.

"Dude, do you smoke?"

A ** sub-face took out one from the cigarette case and handed it over.

"Thanks!"

Zhang Tianyi took the cigarette case and lit one for himself.

** With a cigarette in his hand, he froze in place.

He gave me a piece, why did you take the whole box?

Zhang Tianyi stayed in the hospital for a long time, he hadn't smoked for a long time, and now he took a puff and felt much more comfortable.

"Dude, you're also here to find someone to invest in the project, right?"

The other thin bamboo pole asked eagerly.

"I, I don't do projects, I'll tell you the truth, I actually got in and received the award. Zhang Tianyi confessed.

The two people in front of them glanced at each other, and they were silent for a while.

Suddenly laughed.

"Haha, buddy, you're too good at kidding, if you're qualified to claim the prize, do you want to pretend to be a waiter with us?"

"That's it, your expression just now is really like, I almost believed it!"

Zhang Tianyi just wanted to explain that his invitation was torn up.

But when the words came to his lips, he stopped, and felt that everyone had an encounter, and there was no need to explain it so clearly.

"That's because... Well, I did come to find someone to invest in. Zhang Tianyi simply admitted.

"That's it, it's no harm to be honest, we're not outsiders, brother, I just thought of a wonderful project, the site and the model are all done, and the money is missing. ”

"Oh, can you tell me what the project is?" asked Zhang Tianyi curiously.

"Hehe, it was originally a secret, but the three brothers are destined to get together today, so I will reveal it to you. ”

As she spoke, Mazi stood on top of a box with her head held high, making herself look even more promoted.

"The current generation of life is too stressful, and sometimes it is necessary to relieve the stress with special stimulation. ”

Zhang Tianyi's nose couldn't help twitching.

It's a big sword, it's so exciting!

This person's contact information may be available.

It's a pity that he completely lost interest in the next second.

"Bungee jumping. It is undoubtedly a good project to relieve stress.

However, traditional bungee jumping is too demanding for the environment, and it must be established in a remote place.

You said that it is a blessing that the busy urban migrant workers do not work overtime on weekend nights, and there is no time to run out of bungee jumping, so I thought of a way to get the bungee jump free from the constraints of the environment.

I call this program bungee jumping!"

"Bungee jumping on the spot? The bungee jumping you are talking about is jumping from a high place, ahhhh

"Of course you can!"

With a confident face, Mazi took out the drawings and spread them out.

"First of all, I built a high horizontal bar, tied a few springs, about five meters above the ground, and installed a huge fan underneath.

Blindfolded people, tied their feet to springs and hung upside down, and the fan below blew hard.

The weightlessness bouncing back and forth, combined with the fresh breeze blowing in front of me, made it feel like falling in the air, and I tried it like bungee jumping. ”

“......”

Zhang Tianyi was stunned!

The corners of his mouth twitched slightly.

Such a good investment, how could he not touch it, otherwise he would lose 150 million in minutes.

The sport of hanging duck can be said to be bungee jumping on the spot, you are too good at telling stories.

"Good project. ”

The thin bamboo pole next to him raised his hand and clapped his hands like three fats.

Seeing that Zhang Tianyi wanted to roll his eyes, you were too perfunctory!

"Brother, if I have the money, I will definitely invest in your in-situ bungee jumping project. ”

"Okay, what's your project, little brother?" Mazi's face couldn't help but be full of pride, and he was even held by a thin bamboo pole, a little fluttering.

"I, in fact, I'm just a delivery man, not as educated as you, and I don't know what pressure or anything like that, but I'm good at delivering takeaways, and I'm good at observing and discovering some things.

Every day, people waste a lot of time waiting for the bus, waiting for people, waiting for food, and I think the most wasteful thing is spending on waiting for the elevator.

Think about it, how long does an elevator have to go up from the first floor to more than 20 floors, and if it can be used, isn't life equivalent to prolonging?"

Regarding this, Zhang Tianyi nodded thoughtfully.

It's finally a reliable one.

Admittedly, waiting for the elevator to rise is indeed a waste, but the time is not long or short, and how to use it is more difficult.

"So I had an idea to install a toilet in the elevator, use the time waiting for the elevator to go up, go to the toilet happily, solve the physiological problem, and then devote myself to work with double enthusiasm!"

Zhang Tianyi was speechless for a moment, his eyes were round, and his mouth was wide open.

it!

What the hell?

Even the time to go to the toilet and steal for a while is lazy is deprived, and you want others to devote themselves to work with more enthusiasm, you dream.

And a good elevator turned into a toilet, doesn't he stink?

Zhang Tianyi said euphemistically, "Friend, there is really something wrong with your idea, haven't you noticed it?"

Thin bamboo pole exposes a jia

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's smiling face, looking at Zhang Tianyi with understanding.

"Dude, you've found out too, I've thought of a solution a long time ago. ”

Can the elevator become a toilet and stink?

Zhang Tianyi was even more curious in his heart, and pricked up his ears.