Chapter 262: The Bear is Cultivating Immortals
Xiang Ze said that this is what you said Xuanqiu, don't be afraid, I will protect you.
Li Xuanqiu said in his heart, Boss, can I not be afraid? This is Tian Leiye! Not an idle Fan Lei.
I'm sure you might be able to shelter me, Boss, but can we just hide?
For example, it would be safer for me to hide in your strange place...... But now you want to lock the heavenly thunder to help you forge your sword, it's too unbelievable!
And isn't the boss very scary to think about this? This is because he wants to be a thunderbolt himself!
Yuan Shi Tianzun, Xuanqiu of the Buddha of Amitayus is really a little afraid to obey his fate.
So far, he has experienced three thunder and fire disasters, the first time was hiding under the Arctic iceberg, in the deep sea, the thunder and fire have vaporized the iceberg and a piece of seawater, and in a fog he has taken the opportunity to escape the bird.
The second time he hid in the well of the Ouyang family of the four great families, the day when the thunder came, it was the Ouyang family to have a happy event, and the heads of the four great families all came together, and they were still very harmonious at that time......
When the thunder struck, the thunderbolts all over the sky disturbed the happy events of the people, and the four masters were furious, especially too unspeakable. We're doing happy events, what do you mean by thunder this day!
I know that you are exterminating demons, but you can't choose a different time, you have to do it on this good night, who do you look down on, besides, you have to look at the master to fight the fox, right?
This is the Ouyang family! It's not a monster cave......
So the head of the Shangguan family directly set up a gossip array at the mouth of the well, the head of the Murong family set up a seven-star array in the courtyard, the head of the Nangong family put out a flame array, and the Ouyang family set up a two-yi array......
Both times were frightening and dangerous, but the third time was no surprise and no danger, the thunder was coming, Li Xuanqiu was panicking, but suddenly met an old man named Huazi, the old man not only saw through his true appearance, but also hid him in his sleeve for seven days, avoiding the thunder.
Li Xuanqiu still didn't know who the old family's name was, and after the thunder passed, he left him and floated away directly, without leaving a word, he only saw that the old man was missing a little finger on his left hand......
All in all, the thunder is no joke!
But he also has to listen to the boss's words, and what he said to the boss just now is still in his ears, can he take it back?' I am willing to learn the Tao from my teacher, and I will accompany him all my life, even if the thunder and fire are destroyed and the bones are broken, I will not regret it!'
Now is the time to test you, and it's too late to regret it......
The big stupid lay on his back and slept in the waterhole for two hours before he finally woke up, and he didn't admit that he was drunk and crazy just now, and the angry little dragon brother pulled him to the messy crime scene that was caused by him before it stopped squeaking, and snickered with his bear head down.
It turns out that I really beat Brother Xiaolong just now? Xiong, I'm so awesome!
A fat man with superb cooking skills came, and Li Xuanqiu, who was a skilled cook, took the initiative to take on the important task of cooking, and after the first tasting, everyone expressed great satisfaction.
Li Xuanqiu smiled and said nothing, saying that when my little brother I became an adult, I was an adult, and I was an imperial chef in the Forbidden City, will I tell you?
"Woo woo!" Even the big stupid who doesn't like to eat cooked food and ate Li Xuanqiu's steamed rice praised it, the grains are clear, not soft or hard, fragrant and fragrant, and the taste is excellent, I have made up your fox friend!
But after the meal, Xiong changed his mind, because Li Xuanqiu was ordered by the boss to teach him to practice.
The first step in practice is actually very simple, which is to meditate, but can the bear sit still? It is as active as Brother Xiaolong, and it only takes a few minutes for its butt to hit the ground and it starts to itch......
"If you don't sit for three hours today, don't eat in the evening. "Li Xuanqiu is very dissatisfied when he looks like a bear, and the boss is too, let me teach this stupid bear?
It might be easier to teach a stone.
"Woo, woo!" the bear's eyes widened and he was angry. You little fox dare not let you eat? Believe it or not, I'll scratch you with shredded potatoes in the face!
"Don't stare at me, it's the boss's order, if you have an opinion to tell the boss, do you think I'm willing to teach you this idiot! Go and meditate on me in the yard, and don't move your ass before dinner!" Li Xuanqiu took the chicken feather as an arrow and suppressed the ill-intentioned bear.
The friends in the live broadcast room saw Da Ben sitting in the courtyard, looking like a monk, and they were all curious.
"yes, stupid, what are you doing here?"
"It looks like it's a poop. ”
"Roll the calves!"
"It's suspected that it's a punishment station, it's just now that it's drunk and crazy, and the boss punishes it. ”
"Is it sitting?"
"That's the punishment ......"
"You roll the calf, too!"
"Have you noticed its bear's paws?"
"What's wrong with you?"
"No, don't you see it in its palm to the sky?"
"You mean......" "With your back straight, your shoulders open, your head open, your eyes slightly closed, and your heart only." Everything is clear and desired, and the heart can be forgotten!"
"Damn me, you said Big Stupid is meditating?"
"Exactly. ”“
Don't make a fuss, the big stupid is a bear. ”
"What's wrong with the bear? Bear can't live forever?"
"Bears can't cultivate into immortals?"
"Bears can't fly through the clouds?"
"It's enough to become an immortal, and it may be almost ...... to become a demon"
These gossips are inaudible, and now it has been taught by Li Xuanqiu to get rid of distracting thoughts and concentrate on ...... Meat!
Anyway, I haven't eaten fresh bloody meat for a long time, and I feel that you are all human beings, and all you eat is cooked food, so I don't care if my bear lives or dies! How many times have I protested with you about my love of eating raw meat?
Even if there are no wild boars, rabbits are fine, and without rabbits, bamboo rats are also particular...... The bamboo rats on the island have almost no natural predators, there are a large number of them, and they are all fat, and the big ones are about the same as small rabbits, and the taste is quite delicious.
It's a pity that Ruan Xiaomeng, a bad sister, doesn't eat mice herself, and she doesn't allow everyone to eat them!
Those guys are more thieves than rabbits, stupid but difficult to catch, last time I finally caught two, and they were released after being discovered by Ruan Xiaomeng...... It's very depressing.
I was thinking about bamboo rats, and suddenly I smelled bamboo rats......
The bear's eyes immediately opened, and there was not only a bamboo rat, but also the smell of a living person!
"Woooooo
"Okay, don't shout, I know someone's coming...... Who allowed you to sniff around?" Li Xuanqiu came out of the room, his nose was not his nose, and his face was not his face and rebuked it.
There was a crowd of about seven or eight people, men and women, tall and short, all with long hair, dressed in strange clothes and wearing strange ornaments.
At first glance it looks like a Phillipino Native tribe, but it doesn't look like a black one, even though their skin is quite dark. A broad face, a pointed chin, big eyes, a long nose, and a mysterious smile on his face......
Each of them carried a mess of bits and pieces, pots and pans, wrapped around the tent, and two of the men were carrying two slender branches, one with some shriveled wild fruits, and the other with seven or eight fat bamboo rats...... You just say how sensitive the stupid sense of smell is, right?