128. Sima Guang commented on Qin Shi Huang.
At this moment, Chen Tong encountered the biggest problem in his life, he was blocked by a dog!
This is a large dog, with teeth and a collar, but there is no dog leash, if it stands up, its paws can be placed on Chen Tong's shoulder, if it is bitten, it will be too unlucky!
This is not the first time that he has been blocked by this dead dog, in the past, Chen Tong could only throw away the roasted big waist in his hand to attract the attention of the dog, so as not to be bitten by the dog, and the classmates did this.
But this time, Chen Tong just wanted to ask: What are you looking at?
The dog barked wildly, and the elder of the haraziliu, his eyes glowed green, and he was extremely vicious, as if to say: Look at you!
"Ding!"
"Congratulations on getting 100 Ming Dynasty Fortune Points, given that you are now facing off against the dog, spend 30 points to learn the beast language!"
The corners of Chen Tong's mouth twitched, this broken system, you give me kidney supplementation, I won't say anything, what's the matter with learning the beast language?
Who is this looking down on, can't I clean up a dog?
But since the points have already been spent, then you have to use it, and try your own special functions.
"Get out of here, dead dog, if you dare to come here again, be careful that I smash your dog's head!"
Chen Tongtong roared in beast language.
But the next moment, the dog was stunned!
Because it actually understood Chen Tong's words, the dog felt extremely novel, but soon, a trace of disdain appeared in the dog's eyes, and it thought that Chen Tong was going to compete with it for territory.
A snort pounced on Chen Tong.
Chen Tong's face darkened, this beast language doesn't work!
He kicked the dog on the head, causing it to scream.
"What are you doing, what are you doing?"
Suddenly, a middle-aged woman with a dog leash ran over, listened to the dog's screaming, felt distressed, pointed at Chen Tong and scolded:
"Do you still have a sense of public morality, the dog is so cute, you still abuse the dog, is your conscience eaten by the dog?"
Chen Tong's face was not good, and he snorted:
"Walk the dog, you have to keep the dog on a leash!"
"Dogs are not sensible, are you still not sensible?"
"What are you going to do if you let the dog out like this and bite someone? It bites me, and I can't kick it yet?"
At this moment, there was already a circle of people around, and everyone was pointing and pointing.
"That's right, such a big dog, without a leash, is scared when you look at it. ”
"Who doesn't have public morality?"
"It's a good thing, if it's a child, it can't be seriously injured by a dog?"
Because I saw the scene of Chen Tong fighting with the dog just now, it was too dangerous, if it wasn't for Chen Tong's dexterity, he might have been bitten by the dog.
"Our dog is very well-behaved and never bites!"
"He must have messed with our dog first. ”
"I'm going to expose him and say that he abuses dogs!"
The dog owner crossed his waist and insisted that it was Chen Tong's hand that made the first move.
Chen Tongqi's nose is crooked, this is considered a long insight, no wonder so many people hate raising dogs, there are really few civilized people.
"Look, what did my baby look like?"
"You're going to lose money!"
"The baby I bought for hundreds of thousands, you broke it, and you have to accompany the medical expenses, otherwise, I will go to your school to make trouble, so that you can't finish your school!"
The owner of the dog squatted down, checked on the dog, and scolded and scolded, and he had already seen that Chen Tong was a college student, and it was best for the student to bully.
Chen Tong's lungs are about to explode, this dog owner is really unreasonable.
What's even more infuriating is that he found that this dog actually took advantage of the human power and barked at himself.
Chen Tong's eyes turned, and he recalled some knowledge about dogs, and then hummed in beast language: "Stupid dog, you are still barking, your shovel officer, this is to slaughter you and eat dog meat!"
The dog looked disdainful and whimpered, indicating that its shovel officer had treated it well.
In order to show that it had a good relationship with the shovel officer, the dog directly cocked its hind legs and declared its territorial rights in a dog-specific way, and soaked in urine.
The next moment, the audience laughed.
The dog owner, who was still scolding, was directly woken up and let out an unbelievable scream.
"Dead dog, I'll kill you, where are you going to pee?"
In front of so many people, she was awakened, she felt that her face was about to be lost, she screamed like a pig, kicked the dog in the stomach, and kicked the dog so hard that she rolled her eyes.
The dog's eyes were shining fiercely at this moment, and when he remembered Chen Tong's words, he suddenly entered a fighting state, and with a snort, he pounced on the dog owner and bit the dog owner's arm.
"Help!
The owner of the dog shouted for help, but no one wanted to help, and everyone thought that the dog was afraid that it was not rabies, and it was necessary to stay away.
Chen Tong shrugged his shoulders, feeling that this beast language was quite useful, carrying his roasted big waist, humming a little song, and returned to his rental house.
Skillfully open chat groups.
It was immediately warmly welcomed by everyone.
The current Zhu Di is extremely happy, and the preliminary estimate is that the officials in the coastal areas who collude with the Japanese and the Japanese will directly increase his financial income by five years.
He shouted that there was money to fight!
The sea ban was also opened, and the process of opening the sea ban was being discussed with the ministers, and the whole person was very excited, and there was no time to pinch each other with Li Shimin.
However, Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty got on the bar with Li Shimin again, after all, Zhu Yuanzhang snatched the first person under Emperor Qin.
Then the next ranking is for the two of them.
When the two saw Chen Tong online, they immediately asked.
Eternal Li II:
"Chen Tong, what do you think of Emperor Wu of Han?"
"Is he a reckless soldier?"
"Do I know that Sima Guang, a historian of the Song Dynasty, once commented on Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty:"
"Poor and extravagant, heavy punishments, tyrannical expropriation, building palaces internally, and barbarians from all directions externally. and they were deceived by the sayings of the gods and monsters, and they traveled excessively, causing the people to be tired!"
"Listen, that's unpopular. ”
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Emperor Wu of Han's face turned dark, this Sima Guang, who actually commented on him like this, was complete nonsense.
When he heard Zhu Di talk about this, he really wanted to stab this bastard to death with a knife.
Even if your Song Dynasty's bones are soft, you still say that the people who open up the territory are all ruthless, how shameless is this!
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Chen Tong raised his eyebrows when he saw Sima Guang, one of his least favorite historians was Sima Guang, because he was a fan of Li Shimin!
Sima Guang whitewashed all the wrong things of Li Shimin to be incomparably great.
For example, the change in Xuanwumen, Sima Guang explained that it was not Li Yuan's fault, let alone Li Shimin's fault, that is, Li Jiancheng should not be the prince!
When Chen Tong saw this at that time, he no longer looked at Zizhi Tongjian.
Chen Tong:
"Do you believe Sima Guang's evaluation?"
"In addition to blowing Li Shimin, he is also especially good at black people. ”
"Do you know what he said about Qin Shi Huang?"
Sima Guang's evaluation of Qin Shi Huang is one sentence: Qin Shi Huang poisons the world! It means that Qin Shi Huang is the one who poisons the world!"
He also wrote a poem satirizing Qin Shi Huang. ”
"Chu Qi hunts and covers the red mountains, looking back at Xianyang and the sky. I am melancholy for the Qin people's false intentions, and they have worked hard for several years to get Shandong!"
"It means that Qin Shi Huang has worked hard for a long time, and in the end, isn't it a waste?
"Listen, this completely denies the credit of Qin Shi Huang for nothing!"
"Such a person is really not worthy of being compared with Shi Sheng Sima Qian, and I usually laugh at his point of view. ”
In the chat group, it suddenly boiled.