As the new counselor finished speaking, the classroom burst into laughter.

The counselor smiled dryly and said, "I didn't oversleep that, absolutely not, it's just,...... Let's get to know each other for fifteen minutes, presumably, everyone is also familiar with each other, well, this is the time for everyone to get acquainted with each other, that's it. ”

She nodded as she spoke, believing what she said

"Well, I'm your counselor, and I teach you modern history classes, and I'm very happy to see everyone so positive about the new semester, and seeing you all vibrant and thriving, it reminds me of when I first went to college. ”

"Next, you will say goodbye to the bitter high school life and usher in a beautiful college life, I guess most people think, I am liberated, I am free, and finally get rid of the boring student life. You can do whatever you want, then I tell you, if you think so, then you are very wrong, college is a new beginning......"

Well, it's basically some clichéd lines for new teachers to take office.

It's all about not relaxing, and when you stop moving, everyone else is trying to improve.

Chen Le basically enters the left ear and exits the right ear.

More than this, he cares more about whether this teacher is a man or a woman.

This is a somewhat neutral-looking counselor, who also dresses neutrally and behaves in a ...... way It's really not shrewd.

It's also a decent way to do things.

Recently, this neutral style seems to be very popular, such as Li Xchun, Cai Xkun, and so on......

The counselor said and looked at the class roster, and she wasn't sure if anyone had arrived.

"There are three tasks today, one is to take you to know the university, the second is to let you know the students in the whole class, decide the temporary cadres in the class, and the third is to introduce the short-term opening of the school, about credits, courses, military training and so on. ”

As the counselor spoke, he looked at the class roster again, and then counted the number of people in the next class in his mind, and found that the number was obviously not right.

Xindao, I'm afraid that there are two related households who don't want to come to military training.

But he could only smile bitterly, "In this way, let's let everyone get to know each other first, give each person a minute, introduce themselves first, and start from the first row." ”

This is basically the link that new students will have.

In fact, this link is a test of a person's appearance and speaking skills, among the two, you must have the same in order for others to remember you.

For example, the girl who was the first to stand up.

"Hello everyone, my name is Fan Chengmei, I am from a small mountain village in Jilin in Northeast China, graduated from XXXX, I like to read, I love sports, and I like to make friends, I hope you are familiar with me, if there is something that is not good, I hope you ......"

Like this kind of ordinary can no longer be ordinary, and there is almost no difference between elementary school, junior high school, and high school, and the self-introduction is almost no different, coupled with the ordinary appearance of the other party, it basically belongs to the kind of passerby role that everyone forgets when they turn their heads.

Then, the counselor would tick the name of the other person on the roll call and signal to the person next to her, "Next ......."

The girl next to her stood up and said, "Hello everyone, I'm ......."

Because it was too ordinary and boring, the people in Chen Le's bedroom were not listening, and they were discussing together.

"Which girl do you think is the best-looking?"

"There are a lot of beauties in our class. ”

"Anyway, it's not as good-looking as my Fei Fei,"

"I, I, I...... A little nervous. ”

“......”

Among them, there are a few self-introductions that are quite interesting, which caused the students to laugh, and a few, although ordinary, but I am also very eye-catching.

"Hello everyone, my name is Huang Han, about myself, there is nothing to say, I have been a very popular person since I was a child, once there was a girl who wanted to go to Huangquan with me, she said, 'If you don't pay me back, I will die with you', once there was a girl who met me in the next life, 'want to chase me, the next life', there was once a girl who was willing to die for me, she said, 'With you, I'd rather die', so everyone knows how popular I am, I hope that in the new semester, I can also die with everyone and get along. ”

This is a very handsome and funny boy.

Then, there was a laugh below, and some people quipped, "Whoever lives and dies with you, lives together, and dies by yourself." ”

Immediately, an active and lively girl stood up and introduced herself.

"Hello everyone, I'm Peng Lin, not tall, not thin, not ugly or fat, walking on the streets of Paris does not affect the city, and it will not make other boys happy, so that my boyfriend is scared; 。 “

As her words fell, there was also a laugh underneath, and she knew that she was a lively girl, although she looked like she was in the middle of the class, she also left a good impression.

As one person came down, it soon came to Chen Le's side.

He Shuai took the lead in standing up and said, "Hello everyone, my name is He Shuai, because when I was born, I was so handsome, my parents felt that there was only one word suitable for me, so they gave me the name He Shuai, as you can see, I am loved by everyone, flowers bloom, cars see car tires, people give nicknames, handsome and chic, graceful, jade tree in the wind, learn rich five cars, fascinate thousands of girls, a pear blossom pressed begonia jade face little white dragon is also, please give me more advice." ”

The audience immediately booed, it was too narcissistic.

Then there was Li Jin.

Li Jin was a little restrained and a little scared, according to his own words, when he was nervous, he was prone to stuttering.

Especially in front of everyone, it is even more nervous.

"Big, big...... Big, home, good home. I, I, my name is Li ...... Li Jin, I, come, come...... From Yunnan. “

Just such a simple sentence, I listened to him for a minute, and the listener almost couldn't breathe.

And then there was Chu Long.

"Hello everyone, my name is Chu Long, from the Northeast, I like to make friends the most, go out to play, if you go out to play, you must call me, as the so-called, there are friends from afar, I am very happy, I hope to make friends with everyone. ”

Except for the ancient poem in the middle, it is basically decent.

Then there is Chen Le.

Chen Le stood up indifferently and said calmly, "Hello everyone, my name is Chen Le. ”

Then he sat down, a total of 7 words, it took 3 seconds, and there was simply no faster than him.

His name, along with his ordinary self-introduction, immediately disappeared from people's sight and was forgotten by his classmates.

It's the kind of student who can't remember even if he wants to.

Chen Le didn't want to attract attention either.

Ordinary is fine.

Ordinary is a blessing.

As long as he is ordinary, he feels very happy.

He was afraid that he would become an "outlier" and be rejected like junior high school and high school, so he tried his best to be very ordinary in all aspects, so that people would not look at him more, and they would not think that he was strange.

It's just that he doesn't know if it's an illusion, he thinks that even if it's the turn of the girls in the new row next to him, he feels that the counselor has taken a few more glances at him, as if he is sure of something......

After everyone introduced themselves, the counselor also looked at the roll call with satisfaction, there were 48 people in the class, but there were 46 people, and there was a man and a woman who did not come.

It feels okay.

"Okay, then everyone has finished introducing themselves, we know each other, the students are very individual, and the next ......"

I don't know who shouted, "Instructor, you haven't introduced yourself yet, what should I call you." ”

"Hey, what, I haven't signed up yet. ”

The counselor looked stunned for a moment, she usually has to introduce herself first when she enters the door, and she obviously forgot about this.

However, she quickly covered up the past, "Oh, that, I am, deliberately left it to the end, the finale, the finale, didn't listen to anyone, are the big names the finale." ”

"Go to ......"

The audience immediately booed again, and her expression just now didn't look like she deliberately kept the finale.

The counselor smiled dryly and said, "Okay, then I'll give you a riddle and let everyone guess what my name is, and there will be a prize for guessing correctly." ”

The counselor thought for a while, and then smiled, "Everyone knows Beethoven, in fact, my family is related to Beethoven, but my family has less TV than his, can anyone guess what my name is?"

“......”

“......”

“......”