Chapter 292: Hitting is Love, Scolding is Love (Asking for Subscription)
"We men are not afraid of bad people, what if you women meet bad people?" Liu Qingshan said nothing wrong, in fact, he still hoped that Chen Xiaofang would pay more attention and not go out at night, but because the tone of his speech was a little rushed, it sounded like he was looking down on women.
It's like saying that we men can catch bad guys, but you women can't. You women can't do anything.
Chen Xiaofang was so angry that she screamed: "Liu Qingshan, shut up." ”
"Why should I shut up. ”
"Shut up. ”
"You just shut up. ”
"What are you doing?" the village chief stood at the gate of the temple, looking at the two people arguing inside, and the monk of the second zhang was puzzled for a while, "Now it is still popular to worship God and quarrel?"
The two glared at each other, neither of them spoke, snorted, and each stopped looking at each other.
When the village chief saw the two quarreling, he just thought it was a boy flirting with a girl, so he suddenly remembered a line in the TV series: "Oh, I understand, hehe, you are fighting love, scolding is love." ”
"Whoever fights with him is love, scolding, and love. Chen Xiaofang stomped his feet angrily, "Village chief, it's he who looks down on people." ”
"Who looks down on people?" Liu Qingshan was inexplicably charged, and suddenly felt that Chen Xiaofang, this girl, was really going to heaven, and she could wronged a good person for such a reason. So, he was very angry and said loudly, "Chen Xiaofang, you can't spit ivory out of your dog's mouth." ”
Chen Xiaofang heard Liu Qingshan scolding himself for being a dog, and he was so angry that he wanted to scratch him.
Seeing this, the village chief hurriedly stopped in the middle and scolded: "Why are you two fighting in front of the mountain god? ”
The two glared at each other angrily, as if they were going to strangle each other to death.
The village chief glanced at the two of them and said calmly: "Okay, now the two of you are standing on one side, don't get close, don't quarrel, do you know?
"Oh. The two of them let out a very reluctant sigh, and after that, they really didn't speak again.
However, when it was time to serve tea, the two secretly competed again. Chen Xiaofang saw that Liu Qingshan was one step ahead of him, so he hurriedly took something and stepped forward, and secretly stomped on the soles of Liu Qingshan's feet by the way.
Liu Qingshan grinned in pain, but he didn't dare to scream.
Because there are already a lot of people in the temple at this time, they can't let the villagers see their jokes anymore.
So, by pouring tea, he deliberately shook his hand and poured the hot tea directly on Chen Xiaofang's palm.
The tea had been out of the fire for about half an hour, and the weather was very cold, although it was still hot, it was not very hot.
But Chen Xiaofang was still angry, gritted her teeth and glared at Liu Qingshan, and kicked again.
Liu Qingshan's tears were about to come out.
What's going on? What about my body's self-protection mechanism?
I didn't do it, it's Chen Xiaofang, this girl who is finding fault!
Although the two didn't say a word during the whole process, after the tea ceremony was over, they were already 'covered in bruises'.
The village chief looked at the two and sighed helplessly.
What a couple!
I don't know who sighed along.
The village chief was stunned for a moment, and hurriedly looked around, but didn't see anyone unusual.
He was stunned, looked at the statue of the god on the wall above the altar, shook his spirit, and hurriedly continued to serve tea.
In the past, when the village chief was still young, the procedure for serving tea was very, extremely simple.
He clearly remembered that at that time, it was just a little glutinous rice cake and a cup of tea.
But now?
Looking at the dazzling tributes on the altar, there are various delicacies such as glutinous cakes, candies, fruits, fresh pastries, etc., in addition to the traditional tea water, there are now more Wang Laoji, and Qizheng these herbal teas, the village chief couldn't help but smile: "Oh, now people's living standards are getting higher and higher, I think that when we were young, we came to serve tea is just a few hard glutinous baba, a few cups of tea, how can there be so many things." ”
"yes. An elderly aunt also laughed and said, "Nowadays, people eat well and dress well, and this god-worshipping thing is getting better and better." ”
"It's good, let the mountain god taste these new things. ”
"Haha, yes, let the mountain god bless us with good weather and abundant grains. A young man with glasses laughed.
"The most important thing is. The village chief said, "I still want to bless you young people to marry daughters-in-law as soon as possible and expand the population of our village as soon as possible." ”
The village chief's words made everyone laugh, and many people echoed them.
"Yes, yes, nothing is as important as marrying a daughter-in-law. ”
"Only with a wife can there be offspring, and with offspring, there will be a future. ”
"It's up to you young people. Especially Qingshan, look at you, now that you have bought a car and have money, you must hurry up and marry a wife. ”
"Huh. Liu Qingshan smiled and didn't speak.
You can't talk nonsense in front of the mountain gods.
He burned the paper, set off the firecrackers, and left.
Although he was not the first to come, he was the first to go.
Because Chen Xiaofang's girl didn't dare to set off firecrackers, just now she asked Liu Qingshan to help, but Liu Qingshan ignored her.
Therefore, at this moment, she was still standing in the empty courtyard, holding firecrackers, and staring at Liu Qingshan in the distance.
"Xiaofang, if he doesn't help you put it, I'll teach you a way. The village chief said, "You first dismantle the firecrackers on the ground." ”
"Oh, good. Xiao Fang did so.
The village chief said, "Take a few paper wallets and hold the firing line where the firecrackers are lit." ”
Xiao Fang did so.
The village chief smiled and said, "Look, is this line of fire becoming very long now? You just light the paper money and run away, it will take a while for it to burn to the line of fire." ”
Xiao Fang smiled: "Oh, why didn't I think of it before." ”
The village chief said half-jokingly: "Find someone to marry early, then you don't have to worry about setting off firecrackers in the future." ”
Xiaofang shook her head: "My grandmother said that I can't get married, I have to recruit a son-in-law." ”
"Huh. The village chief just smiled and didn't say anything.
It's a big New Year, it's not good to talk too much.
Liu Qingshan returned home and fell asleep.
However, because the fireworks and firecrackers in the village sounded all night tonight, I didn't sleep well.
After a few hours of tossing and turning, the morning light lit up dimly outside the window.
Liu Qingshan simply didn't sleep, got dressed and got up, opened the door, and looked at the new year and new atmosphere outside the courtyard, and the whole person also had a feeling of refreshment.
After some cleaning and cleaning, the yard is completely different from the previous defeat.
Although today's yard is not as clean and tidy as Guo Hucheng's yard, it is much cleaner and tidier than the yard of the villagers.
At present, there are few courtyards in the village, and the largest ones are only a few dozen square meters, which is far less than the large courtyard of his family's few acres of land.
When the courtyard is large, there are more things that can be placed, and it does not look cluttered.
Coupled with the embellishment of a few pots of red fire cinnabar roots, surrounded by green mountains and flowing water, this courtyard is in this morning light, and in the atmosphere of the New Year, it is really a little intoxicating.
After a while, the smoke rose from the black tiles, like a charming fairy descending to the world, ethereal and light dance on the black tiles, flowing with her beautiful neon clothes and feathers, with the morning breeze to interpret ten thousand styles.