Wu Cuimei was a little dizzy.

How did this turn out differently than she thought?

Originally, she thought that after she reminded her son so tactfully, his son should wake up, and then tell the truth and accept the treatment calmly, but how did this nonsense come to the old man.

"Dad, they're all men, don't be embarrassed. Liu Qingshan hugged the bowl and looked at his father, showing a gloating look, "Besides, my mother is also for your good, you look at her, in order to imply that you have a problem, she also deliberately cooked so many leeks, even if you don't like to eat leeks, then you have to accept my mother's heart." Dad, I'm going to pick up Tan Dasha tomorrow, so I'll take you to the hospital for a check-up. ”

"Check your size, I'm not sick. Liu Yuanhe was very angry.

Although Lao Tzu is almost fifty years old, he has indeed had a sore waist and knees before, but since he insisted on taking pigtail soup, his waist is getting younger and younger day by day.

"Dad, look at you, have you been poked in the sore spot, that's why you are so annoyed and ashamed?" Liu Qingshan shook his head lightly and sighed, "My mother and I are also for your good, you said that you, you are at this age, why do you want to die to save face? Since you are sick, then we will treat it, don't delay it until the last stage, there is no cure before you regret it." ”

"What is this? Wu Cuimei couldn't listen anymore, "Qingshan, these leeks are not for your father, these are for you." ”

"Hahaha, I'll just say, with my current waist, I don't need to eat leeks at all. Liu Yuanhe was not angry, and immediately burst into laughter.

Liu Qingshan put away his gloating expression, grimaced, and glared at his mother with resentment: "Mom, what do you mean to prepare for me? ”

What kind of family are these? actually prepared so many leeks for her own son, as if she was afraid that others would not know about her son's sex @ no @ ability.

Ahh

Liu Qingshan squinted, ashamed and angry: "Mom, what are you doing here? I'm fine, why are you preparing so many leeks for me? Isn't it because I like to eat leeks that I made this table of leeks?"

"Why are you okay?" Wu Cuimei rolled her eyes, picked up a large handful of leeks, and stuffed them into her son's bowl, "If you are fine, then why don't you have a girlfriend?"

"Yes, yes, yes, that is, if there is a problem, you have to treat it quickly, don't delay the best treatment time, hahaha. This time it was Liu Yuanhe's turn to gloat.

But before he finished laughing, Wu Cuimei slapped him and slapped him, making his arm hurt.

"What are you hitting me for? I'm not wrong. Liu Yuanhe looked at his wife who was glaring angrily, and said weakly, "Just allow him to say me, I can't talk about him yet?"

"He said you, that's how it should be, you don't have to be indiscriminate, even if you have such a problem, you deserve it. Wu Cuimei said mercilessly, "I really hope that God will let you get such a disease? In this way, I don't think you still have the face to mess with the women outside." ”

"What kind of reasoning is this? Which eye did you see me messing around?" Liu Yuanhe was full of grievances.

What kind of world is this? What kind of truth is this?

Oh, it's okay for a son to laugh at Lao Tzu, but it's not okay for a son to laugh at him?

Wu Cuimei continued to snort angrily: "What's the truth? Only a brainless person like you can laugh when he hears that his son has such a problem." Let me tell you, Liu Yuanhe, if your son really has this kind of problem, then you should hurry up and work hard. ”

"What do you mean?"

"What do you mean? Hehe, how can you make money if you don't work hard? If you don't work hard to make money, which woman is willing to be your little wife, and if there is no woman to be your little wife, how can you have a second child? Without a second child, how can your old Liu family continue the incense? Wake up, you idiot, the lifeblood of your old Liu family is all in my son, you can still laugh, it's really brainless. ”

I'll go!

Liu Yuanhe was anxious, looked at his son Zhengse and said: "Qingshan, listen to me, I will go to the city tomorrow to check, if you don't have money, we will sell the mountains and forests left for you to marry your daughter-in-law, and then cure the disease first." Did you hear that?"

Liu Qingshan is so desperate!

Which one of my expressions was wrong? Or did I not say a good word? Why do both of these people think that a typical tough guy like me has that kind of problem?

"What are you talking nonsense?" Liu Qingshan said anxiously, "I have no problem, I don't have any problems, and I don't need to go to the hospital." ”

Liu Yuanhe looked at his wife.

Wu Cuimei stared at her son and asked, "No problem, then why don't you go to pick up girls like other boys in the village?" Qingshan, you've been back for two months, but you've never gone out with girls. ”

"Not to mention that he hasn't hung out with girls? I haven't seen him talk to girls. Liu Yuanhe made up for it, "You said that if you don't have a little physical problem, why don't you play with girls and work with big men like Tan Dasha all day long?"

Wu Cuimei nodded again and again: "Yes, yes, I felt that something was wrong before, and now that you say this, I finally figured it out, Qingshan, are you the same as those people on TV?"

Liu Qingshan looked at his mother with a puzzled face: "Who are they?"

"It's the kind of person who likes men. ”

As soon as Mom's words came out, Liu Qingshan almost didn't vomit blood.

What kind of strange family is this? I would actually think that my son is a guy.

Liu Qingshan took a deep breath and felt the need to defend himself.

Oh, no, it's not an excuse, it's an explanation!

Interpretation!

It must be explained clearly, and this kind of misunderstanding must not be allowed to continue to circulate.

He looked at his mother and said very seriously: "Mom, I don't go to pick up girls, that's because I don't have any money now, and I feel that I am still young and not in a hurry about these things." If I go to find a partner under the current conditions of our family, then the person who is willing to talk to me must be picked by others. Moreover, these people may not be able to look down on our family. However, when I have a big ability in the future, and my family is getting better and better, will I be able to find a better girl when I look for a partner at that time?

Also, I work with Tan Dasha, because he has a lot of strength, at least more than a woman's strength. Besides, I'm a big man, and if I work with a woman, it won't ruin someone's reputation. Moreover, according to the current conditions of our family, which girl is willing to work with me regardless of her reputation? You don't know the mouths of those aunts in the village, who dare to see the wind and rain?"

Wu Cuimei thought about it carefully, and it seemed that this was really the case.

"Well, it makes sense, although our family is a little better now, but it's still too far away from others, if you look for a partner at this time, you will definitely not find any good girls, it should really be to make money first, and when you make a lot of money, the material foundation is laid, and then you can talk about the object, then you can indeed find some better girls. ”

"That's it. I'm fine, Mom, don't worry, your son is healthy. I'm just more self-aware. Liu Qingshan said, and took a big chopstick and leek into his mouth.

Although the term "leek aphrodisiac" is slightly biased, it is better to eat it than not to eat it.

After saying it clearly, Wu Cuimei and Liu Yuanhe were secretly relieved.

Fortunately, there is no problem with his son, otherwise, it is estimated that he will only be able to learn from Chen Xiaofang's parents in the future to raise a child to continue the incense.

Although this kind of thing is not unique, but, to be honest, the old couple has been living in the village, and the hardships and hardships of Chen Xiaofang's life are obvious to all.

Such a small person, now doing farm work, is more sophisticated than most of the women in the village.

Why?

Because for as long as she can remember, she has been helping her grandmother share the burden of the family.