Chapter 569: The Battle of the Strongest RM (1)
The invitation in Xiaofeng's hand is from ****, it is an invitation to the L TV Spring Festival Gala, a similar invitation Xiaofeng has not received for the first time, Deng Chaoren also invited Xiaofeng to participate in the J TV Spring Festival Gala before, but Xiaofeng did not agree.
J TV Spring Festival Gala invited the running men's group, but the big black bull mixed up with Fan Ye, and the running men's group was missing a person, so Deng Chaoren was like pulling Xiaofeng over, Xiaofeng is completely a strengthened version of Li Chen and does a better job in hosting and funny, the most important thing is that communication is barrier-free, in Deng Chaoren's words, Xiaofeng is a perfect candidate.
Xiaofeng doesn't care, and Daniel Zhang feels that this is a good opportunity to develop the **** market, for example, several Korean artists who have successfully opened the **** market, saying that they have earned a ditch and are humble.
The reason why Xiaofeng refused was that he felt inappropriate, and Xiaofeng didn't want to wear the label of a running man, although this would make Xiaofeng's development of the **** market a lot smoother, but Xiaofeng didn't want to be hated.
L regards the invitation to the Spring Festival Gala as a young time, the only fortunate thing is that Xiaofeng is not adding a head this time, at least according to the value of Xiaofeng's price has exceeded the invitation fee divided by 9.
It is not surprising that L Shi invited himself Xiaofeng, inviting Xiaofeng is gimmicky and practical, and the title of the most cost-effective artist is not called in vain, the most important thing is Xiaofeng's Mandarin full of the flavor of the Northeast territory, which is a big attraction.
Xiaofeng feels that he should accept this invitation, Xiaofeng always deliberately avoids all kinds of previous lives, but in the dead of night, he still can't avoid remembering, he hopes that another self can continue his ordinary life, commuting to work on time every day, accompanying his wife and daughter to experience the warmth of the family when he is resting, and going to see his parents on holidays.
But Xiao Feng didn't dare to verify, although this world was no different from the previous life, but Xiao Feng couldn't figure out whether this truth was a so-called parallel world or a mirror world. Xiaofeng is afraid that this world does not have his previous life, and everything related to him no longer exists.
It's not a way to always avoid, it has become Xiaofeng's heart disease after a long time of accumulation, Xiaofeng even sometimes suspects that this is Nan Ke's dream, when he wakes up from the dream, he is still him, maybe he has slept for a while, maybe he was hit by a car, maybe he is .......
Now that she has received this invitation, Xiaofeng feels that it is a hint from God to herself, and it is time to take a look. Regardless of the outcome, escaping is not the way to go.
Xiaofeng agreed, then the matter of discussing the details was handed over to Daniel Zhang, since becoming Xiaofeng's agent, Daniel Zhang Jian realized what it was like to be a real agent, Xiaofeng helped him a lot, the only thing he could do was to help Xiaofeng take care of the entertainment industry.
The end of the year is coming, and RM's strongest special is also coming as scheduled, but Xiaofeng's mind is not on filming, and Xiaofeng has not been in the state since he decided to accept the L TV invitation.
The planning of this strongest special is very interesting, and a lot of space is to complain about the various shortcomings of the RM people. Then the production team will help the RM people correct their shortcomings through various torture methods, and finally the RM people who become Superman will start a competition to tear the name brand.
Most of the shortcomings of the RM people were collected from questionnaires on the RM homepage, and a small part of them were voted on by the staff of the RM production team, which in Cho Hyo-jin's words basically represents the will of the people. It is the result of fairness, justice and openness.
Although they scoffed at Zhao Xiaozhen's statement, the RM people still accepted their shortcomings, and there was no way for anyone to let Zhao Xiaozhen buckle such a big hat as soon as he came up, and they were powerless to refute it.
Liu Zaishi's shortcomings can be said to be the most. Timid, afraid of heights, nagging, etc., etc., Zhao Xiaozhen saw Liu Zaishi's worried look and deliberately paused after talking about the first three, when Liu Zaishi felt relieved about these three shortcomings. Zhao Xiaozhen added two more and so on.
Because Liu Zaishi's shortcomings are too many, the time of the show is not enough to help Liu Zaishi correct them, and the production team decided to only conduct intensive training for Liu Zaishi for the first three shortcomings. Zhao Xiaozhen said with a depressed face, as if to condemn why Yoo Jae-seok had so many shortcomings that the production team could not arrange a correction plan.
"Ah, are all my shortcomings chosen by you? Tell me, how much enmity I have with you?" Liu Zaishi questioned the production team with a painful face, and later felt puzzled, grabbed Zhao Xiaozhen and shook it for a while, and then began to target the poor Quan Lie, although Quan Lie did not pit Liu Zaishi, but most of them were unintentional, just because of this, Liu Zaishi would be more depressed, Liu Zaishi felt that he must have owed Quan Lie too much in his previous life, and Quan Lie came to ask for debts in this life, looking at the infinite love of the two people, others staggered their eyes.
The training arranged for Yoo Jae-seok is to make 10 cable car trips and complete three selfies that meet the requirements of the production team, go to the most famous haunted house in Seoul and count it as successful if the volume does not exceed 100 decibels from beginning to end, go to a nursing home to play flower cards with the elderly, and no more than 20 sentences within 1 hour if it has nothing to do with playing flower cards.
"Ahh Liu Zaishi exploded in an instant, these trainings were no longer at the torture level for him, this was completely trying to trap him.
For Liu Zaishi to make an appointment with him from time to time, Zhao Xiaozhen is used to it, and Zhao Xiaozhen is still proud of it, Zhao Xiaozhen feels that for a variety show PD, if you don't attract MC hatred, it will be a real failure.
After the usual resistance was ineffective, Liu Zaishi went to the corner of the wall to draw a circle and cursed Zhao Xiaozhen.
In the past, if they saw Liu Zaishi like this, others would definitely laugh even if they didn't go up to make up for the knife and fall into the well, but now everyone's faces are very serious, Liu Zaishi is only the first, and they don't know how much cheating training is waiting for them.
The second one who came up to wait for the verdict was Kim Jong Kook as always, but Kim Jong Kook was also very worried at this time, he was not afraid of the popular pit, he was afraid of this kind of tailor-made pit.
Just as Kim Jong Kook was worried, even if he got married, he still couldn't erase the three shortcomings of seeing female guests, not eating fried food, and loving fitness too much, Kim Jong Kook felt bad as soon as he said it, and the only thing that made him glad was that he didn't wait.
The training plan arranged by the production team for Kim Jong Kook is: go to the beauty salon to serve 5 female customers and can't get complaints, make 10 portions of pork cutlets for 10 passers-by to taste, eat ice cream cake in the gym and persuade others not to exercise, Kim Jong Kook's training plan is no easier than Yoo Jae-seok's.
The next one is Gary's turn, and with the previous two examples, Gary is being pulled up by Kim Jong Kook and Yoo Jae Seok while shouting to go home, and as a member of RM, Yoo Jae Seok and Kim Jong Kook both feel that it is difficult to share the responsibility.
Singing is too ugly, lack of facial expressions, and ugly looks are Gary's three major shortcomings, and Gary quit after listening to his shortcomings, and Gary admits this lack of facial expressions. What the hell is ugly singing and ugly, if you admit how to mix him as a group singer, even if Gary is only responsible for the rap part, Gary can't admit it, he just looks out of touch with the public's taste.
Whether Gary admits it or not, the training that should be done still has to be done, go to ktv and sing until a song gets more than 90 points, go to be a graphic model for an hour, go to the street and let 10 passers-by say that Gary is still good.
Compared to Yoo Jae-seok and Kim Jong-kook's punishment, it seems that Gary's is a little better, but the RM people will definitely not have this kind of thought, and the things arranged by the production team cannot be seen from the surface, and it feels less pitty but more pit.
The disadvantages of haha are that they are cheeky, too childish, and timid. Haha shouting that being cheeky and childish is not a shortcoming at all, but before Haha threw out his arguments, he was suppressed by Kim Jong Kook, and Kim Jong Kook felt that Haha was really embarrassing.
The targeted training arranged for Haha is full of funny atmosphere, and it means to let Haha grind a sand, being cheeky is a psychological problem, not a physical problem, what the hell is going shopping with grandma? Is it using the routine of the near-ink black to make Haha a little twilight? Only the timid arrangement is normal, and Liu Zaishi's haunted house trip finally has a companion.
Song Ji Hyo is the most apprehensive among the RM people, although she has no image at RM, what actress's reserved style has become a passerby since the day RM was fixed. But Song Jihyo really doesn't want to lower her bottom line anymore, and she was made like she was stepping on two boats by the RM crowd when she participated in the knot, according to today's rhythm Song Jihyo feels that she has no good end, who makes her the only woman in RM? Men and women can never be equal.
Sure enough, when Zhao Xiaozhen said the three shortcomings of being unfeminine, too violent, and always bullying Guangzhu, Song Jixiao felt that he had lost his temperance for a long time. It's not feminine, it seems that in RM, she is insulated from the female gender, and the violence is also recognized, and there is nothing wrong with being a female man, but is it also a disadvantage to always bully the light beads? If it is really a shortcoming, looking at the grievances and not knowing how to thank the good light beads, Song Ji Hyo decided to keep this shortcoming.
For the targeted training, Song Ji-hyo was speechless. To learn cooking skills and make a dish that everyone praises RM can mean that she has femininity? To learn the tea ceremony can cure violence? The most unbearable thing for Song Ji Hyo is what it means to be the assistant of the light bead for an hour, seeing the light beads that are more than N years old in an instant with his face full of folds, Song Ji Hyo feels that maybe death is a good choice.
It is too appropriate to describe the current light beads as happy and sad. Just now, he was still thinking about how to give his dear Sister Zhixiao a perfect assistant experience, and now Guangzhu is about to face the cruel reality.
Flower heart, comic temperament is too strong, dancing is too shameful, etc., etc., this is the second person besides Liu Zaishi to have waiting, and Zhao Xiaozhen also sighed and said that the production team is helpless about the light bead comic temperament is too strong, after the RM expert group consultation, it feels that this is a terminal illness that has not been cured at all, and giving up treatment is the only option, so it has become a habit to remove this shortcoming and betray it from etc., Zhao Xiaozhen said that the production team can help Guangzhu so much.
Guangzhu protested loudly, Huaxin is his Haha's patent, saying that his dance is too shameful is nonsense, he has performed his dance on various occasions, like his sister's wedding scene, like major awards parties, and his stage has also appeared in many singers' MVs, Kim Jong Kook and Gary are the beneficiaries.
Treat Guangzhu, Zhao Xiaozhen did not take the same resign to Liu Zaishi, but used the facts to speak and came up with evidence, Zhao Xiaozhen provided a small short film, until this time RM everyone knew that it was not a patent to see a person who said that he liked one, haha, at most, he was cheeky and said please be my person, and Guangzhu was then asked to communicate, haha said with a relieved face that the title of RM Playboy will be inherited by Guangzhu in the future, which is completely blue out of blue and better than blue.
Huaxin can't refute this little light bead, dancing is too shameful and has become the focus of attention, how did Guangzhu never expect his sister to act in a voice, I heard my sister say that the most regrettable thing in my life is to invite Guangzhu to the wedding, I didn't expect that Guangzhu would dance that kind of dance at his wedding, Guangzhu shouted that he didn't go to his sister in the wedding, Guangzhu proved that his comic temperament was incurable.
Guangzhu was still unwilling, but when Kim Jong Kook and Gary both said that they regretted asking Guangzhu to appear in the MV, Guangzhu died down, especially in the face of Kim Jong Kook's question, "Guangzhu, let you play the male god instead of letting you show your funny temperament, why do you want to dance that kind of dance", Guangzhu was speechless, who praised himself for his beautiful work to add entertainment to the MV.
The RM production team's treatment plan for Huaxin made people except for Guangzhu laugh, and they dated a woman who was more attentive than Guangzhu for two hours, and this kind of treatment method of old Chinese medicine is estimated to be what the RM writer team can come up with.
Compared to this, it is not so difficult to go to a formal dance studio to learn dance and receive Confucian loyalty education.
It's finally Xiaofeng's turn to appear.,There's a reason why Xiaofeng was arranged to the end.,Xiaofeng escaped from the last special with such an unequal strength.,Other MCs and even the entire production team feel that there's nothing more rare than seeing Xiaofeng being pitted.。
Xiaofeng now knows what it means to be looked around by the wolves, and when she sees everyone's expectant little eyes, Xiaofeng instantly realizes, maybe the filming of this issue will be even more difficult than the previous one.
When the shortcomings came out, Xiaofeng knew that he was targeted again, Xiaofeng had to lament that it was difficult for a person like him to be low-key, as a real man, Xiaofeng felt that he should face the bleak life, but when the targeted correction plan provided by the production team came out, Xiaofeng felt that his life was too miserable, and any real man couldn't resist such a toss, this is the rhythm of being played to death, and it is difficult to save a breath and struggle to rescue it. (To be continued.) )