Chapter 14: Magic
Xu Anyang knows Chen Yang and knows that he is known for his cautious eyes.
At the beginning of military training, a freshman from the Department of Journalism and Communication contradicted Chen Yang, and Chen Yang found an opportunity to wear small shoes in the next two years.
He was the president of the student union, and he had a good relationship with the teachers of the Department of Journalism and Communication, so he thought about embarrassing the freshman.
On the day of registration, Xu Anyang "taught" Chen Yang in front of many people, how could he swallow this breath.
This matter was later known by counselor Wang Qingwen, and Chen Yang complained in front of her about how arrogant Xu Anyang was.
But he didn't want to think about how impolite it was to touch someone's head casually.
Probably as a student instructor, he claims to be a senior, and he is the president of the student union, superior to others, and qualified to condescendingly touch people's heads. China is not South Korea, the generation system is so harsh, they are all students, they are equal, and they must respect each other.
Moreover, many university titles are false, and when you graduate and arrive in the society, you will know that the honor of the campus, except for the real competition rankings, scientific research achievements, and article publications, other things are worthless.
What chairmen, class leaders, officers, and instructors are just imaginary names in the simulated small society of the campus.
Just like the game test server, once the open beta officially starts, the test server number will be emptied.
These things can scare the freshmen who have just entered the school, but of course they can't scare Xu Anyang.
People who can become presidents at the age of 30 have experience and insight that are not comparable to those of juniors.
Of course, Chen Yang was later escorted to NTU for graduate school, after all, his resume is very beautiful.
Later, after graduating from graduate school, I went to the TV station, and it was said that I did well.
A narrow-minded character like him, but a character who will come to things, can eat openly in society.
For example, when he saw that the freshmen had complaints about Xu Anyang and Shi Xinglong's non-participation in the training, he incited everyone's emotions and asked Xu Anyang and Shi Xinglong to stand up and perform the show.
The post-90s and post-80s students are under great pressure from middle school competition, and they spend most of their time in classes and questions.
Most of the weekends are spent making up classes, and few people have time to develop their hobbies.
Even if there is, if you want to learn piano or violin, you have to perform temporarily, but you don't have a piano.
When you just enter a new collective and are pulled out to perform a show, there is a good chance that you will be embarrassed.
Shi Xinglong was already in an embarrassed cold sweat, he and Chen Yang had no grievances, they were purely injured by mistake.
The emotions of the group were mobilized and they began to applaud under the guidance of the instructor.
"Sing one!"
"Jump one!"
"Turn your head!"
The performance program is nothing more than singing and dancing, and if Tianjin's can still have a stand-up comedy.
Shi Xinglong looked at Xu Anyang with small eyes, thinking that after this calf, I would be embarrassed in front of everyone, brother, why don't you come first, attract firepower, and everyone will forget about me later.
As far as Shi Xinglong's voice is concerned, in the words of Aunt Baiyun, "Others ask for money when they sing, but you sing to death." ”
Chen Yang looked at Xu Anyang and sneered in his heart, thinking that he would not perform well later, so he cheered and let him lose his life.
Chen Yang didn't think that if Xu Anyang was a wheat ba, wouldn't singing a song make him have a long face.
However, how can middle school students have the opportunity to become Maiba when they attend classes and do homework all day long?
Maiba was gradually cultivated in college.
Chen Yang waited to see the joke, but Xu Anyang did not open his mouth to sing, but went to the instructor to get a bottle of mineral water and a coin, walked up to everyone, and said: "In this way, everyone trains hard, so I will perform a magic trick to make everyone happy." ”
"Good!!"
Xu Anyang said that he wanted to perform magic tricks, and everyone's interest suddenly rose, but they didn't expect there to be magic tricks to watch.
Chen Yang was taken aback, Xu Anyang could still perform magic tricks? This made him unexpected.
What he didn't expect was that Xu Anyang said to Chen Yang: "Senior Chen, I need an assistant to help me with this magic trick to be effective, you happen to be a military training assistant, and you will also be an assistant for me." ”
Chen Yang felt a little bad, and pushed Cheng Xuekun on the side, "What about you, Senior Cheng, your person." ”
Of course Cheng Xuekun refused, he felt that Xu Anyang was digging a pit, and just pushed Chen Yang into the pit, who asked him to rob him of his qualification as a female class instructor.
"People please Assistant Chen, I'm Assistant Cheng, back nasal voice, hurry up!"
Everyone began to applaud again, and Chen Yang had no choice but to get up and walk up to Xu Anyang, and said, "What kind of magic trick are you going to perform?
Xu Anyang thinks that Lao Tzu wants to make you disappear and purify the atmosphere for the School of Social Sciences.
"No, I'm going to change this coin, from the outside, into this mineral water bottle. ”
As he spoke, Xu Anyang put the coin in the center of his palm, and then pressed the bottom of the mineral water bottle on the coin.
"I'll count one, two, three, and this coin will go into this bottle, and everyone will see clearly. ”
Everyone's eyes were glued to the bottle, even Chen Yang was very curious, the mouth of this bottle was smaller than a coin, and he couldn't stuff it if he wanted to, let alone pass through the bottom of the bottle.
"One, two, three!"
Xu Anyang pretended to grab his right hand in the air, as if he had grabbed the coin under the bottle into the bottle.
"Come, Assistant Chen, look down from the mouth of the bottle to see if this coin has entered the bottle. ”
Chen Yang vaguely saw that there was indeed a shadow of a coin in the bottle, and he really leaned over to the mouth of the bottle to look down in curiosity, who knew that he had just come over, Xu Anyang pinched the bottle, and the water in the bottle suddenly came out, and shot Chen Yang in the face!
Chen Yang didn't expect it, he screamed strangely, and jumped up three feet high.
His face and hair were damp, and Chen Yang was embarrassed.
Everyone didn't expect Xu Anyang to have this trick, and when they saw Chen Yang's funny appearance, they burst into laughter.
Even Wang Qingwen couldn't help but laugh, but she realized that something was wrong, and immediately came over to get a tissue to wipe Chen Yang's face.
Chen Yang said angrily: "What kind of magic trick are you! Get water in my face, isn't this teasing people!"
Xu Anyang smiled and said: "I just said, perform a magic trick to make everyone happy, now everyone is very happy, the purpose of the show has been achieved, as for what it is, is it important? Of course, thank you Assistant Chen for your great assistance, you are the core of this show, without your natural and unpretentious performance, there will be no such good effect." ”
Chen Yang was extremely angry, the acne on his face turned red again, he clenched his fists and walked straight towards Xu Anyang, Xu Anyang stood in place and was not afraid.
Xu Anyang thought to himself, if you have the ability, you will beat me, I won't fight back, and when the time comes, I will lie on the ground, saying that I can't hear in my ears, and go to the hospital to identify a minor injury, you Chen Yang will definitely not be able to eat and walk around, and you will be criminally responsible if you don't do it.
In the end, the instructor and Wang Qingwen stopped Chen Yang.
Wang Qingwen asked Xu Anyang to apologize to Chen Yang.
This is simple, for Xu Anyang, the things that can be solved by apology are all trivial.
At this point, the neighbor RB, knelt down when something happened, apologized with tears, and slowly the public would forget about the incident.
If you kneel, it's yoga.
"I'm sorry, Assistant Chen, I'll pay attention to it in the future. ”
Xu Anyang's tone was still quite sincere, and Chen Yang had no reason to have a seizure.
originally wanted to make Xu Anyang ugly, but who knew that it was him Chen Yang himself who made a fool of himself.
The two are considered to have formed a relationship, but it is self-evident who will suffer in the future.
I can only say, don't touch people's heads if you have nothing to do, not anyone's head can touch it.
You're not Duncan.