The host told everyone affectionately that forty years ago, Diana, the former princess of England, who was the beauty who was unrivaled in the world with her beauty, met a famous chemist Tao Anna.

How good is this female chemist, who has won two Nobel Prizes in Chemistry.

Cang Hao vaguely remembers that in the more than 100-year history of the Nobel Prize, those who have been fortunate enough to win the prize twice can be counted on one hand.

When it comes to women, there is only one, and that is the famous Marie Curie.

So where did this Taoana come from?

It doesn't matter where it came from, the important thing is that the two Annas have a very good relationship.

In order to express her friendship, Tao Anna specially developed this mask for Dai Aina, which was used exclusively by the princess alone.

For many years, Princess Diana's appearance has been so charming because of the effect of this mask.

In 1997, Diana died in Paris due to a car accident, in order to commemorate Dai Aina and be able to continue love and beauty, she decided to hand over the formula to a qualified company to produce for the benefit of beauty lovers around the world.

So, in 1998, Hong Kong Chao Nan Company stood out from many bidders and purchased the right to use the formula for 100 years.

That is, the second year after the transaction, Tao Anna followed Diana because she missed her friend.

Because the value of this formula is sky-high, the Chaonan company hid the formula in a corner of the world and hired more than a thousand mercenaries to guard it to prevent leakage.

In order to commemorate the two Annas, the Chaonan company named this mask "Dai Tao", as a sub-brand of the Chaonan brand.

Today, the Dai Tao brand finally entered the mainland market, and the host asked in a very excited voice: "Are you happy?"

The audience roared: "Happy!"

Cang Hao was very emotional, Colonel Shenma Song Shuang, Shenma Khmer Rouge is not as good as the trendy male brand in front of him, because this brand dares to blow the cowhide so fresh and refined.

Glancing around, Cang Hao found that most of the participants in this seminar were middle-aged and elderly women, which may be one of the reasons why Xun Baisong is keen to come here.

Speaking of which, these middle-aged and elderly women do not go to square dances, but come to do micro-business, which is also a merit.

At the very least, they no longer harass the residents around the square, but are bent on harming their relatives and friends.

So what should I do if I accidentally become a relative or friend of a micro-business aunt?

I can only blame my ancestors for not accumulating virtue!

Cang Hao felt that this mask was too magical, and the things that the two British women researched turned out to be Chinese herbal medicines from the snowy plateau of China, and it would be even more amazing if the host quoted a few more sentences of "The Yellow Emperor's Neijing" at this time.

What's more interesting is the brand name, which will become "wearing a condom" if you say it a little faster, in other words, the host took out a mask and showed it, it seems that it is really elastic, and it can be used as a pregnancy avoidance.

Of course, there is another possibility, which is made from a used pregnancy avoidance set.

I can know how nonsense this thing is, but the aunts present don't think so, and the emotions are completely mobilized, and the scene is full of cheers.

Marie Curie was seriously ill due to nuclear radiation, and the people present were obviously also exposed to nuclear radiation and had brain deformities.

Cang Hao felt that he was being brainwashed, he was not the generation of soldiers who had saved the world, but just a pen like the aunts present.

The host shouted again: "Today, in order to entertain everyone, we invited a famous singer, whose masterpieces include "Start Again" and "Song of a Good Man"...... Guess who he is?"

The audience shouted in unison: "Liu Huan!"

Cang Hao was completely shocked that a generation of singers would go to this ghost place where chickens don't lay eggs and rabbits don't, and sing to the micro-business team.

Immediately, the music sounded, and Liu Huan's unique trembling nasal sound sounded: "The big river flows eastward, and the stars in the sky join the Beidou......"

walked out alone, dressed exactly the same as Liu Huan's usual appearance on stage, and his body size was not too similar.

He wore a pair of black-rimmed glasses, and his hair was not tied in a ponytail, but spread out, almost obscuring his entire face.

In other words, this Liu Huan is looking out at the world from the gap in his hair, which makes Cang Hao a little worried that he will fall on his heels.

Cang Hao began to wonder if Liu Huan's financial situation was not very optimistic recently, and it was normal to go to a hole for the sake of thousands of yuan in labor fees.

Obviously, Liu Huan has a large number of fans among middle-aged and elderly women, many of whom are flushed, short of breath, and almost paralyzed on the chair.

Rao is like this, they still follow the rhythm and sing with Liu Huan, which is a bit like a high tide.

After singing the song "Song of a Good Man", Liu Huan went backstage without looking back, without communicating with the fans in the audience.

The Lord returned to the stage and said in a very excited tone: "Today, we have also invited a heavyweight guest to cheer for everyone. He, known as the most introverted comedian in the mainland, played Brother Biao impressively, and later starred in a series of popular comedies such as "Private Custom", guess who he is?"

There was another cheer: "Fan Wei!"

Cang Hao was not only shocked, but also a little disgusted.

In my impression, Fan Wei is a very disciplined artist, who became famous with Yamamoto Zhao Ichiro back then, and later decisively said "goodbye" to Yamamoto Zhao Ichiro.

Everyone knows that although Zhao Ichiro Yamamoto was born as a singer, he is engaged in diversified management, not only can perform sketches, but also engaged in thousands of miles of afforestation and ant power.

I don't know how many people were deceived by these two things, and later Zhao Ichiro Yamamoto encountered a career crisis, and Fan Wei was able to stay alone, also because it had nothing to do with these things.

It's a pity that people change, Fan Wei didn't plant trees, nor did he trick others into eating ants, but he actually started selling facial masks.

A person came up on the stage, with neat short hair, wearing a Mao suit, with a big head and a thick neck, yes, it is indeed very similar to Fan Wei, and when he speaks, he also has a stuffy voice unique to Fan Wei.

But there seemed to be something wrong, Cang Hao carefully identified it, and finally found that this was not Liu Huan just now.

took off his glasses, took off his wig cover, and changed into clothes, Liu Huan changed into Fan Wei, even if it was China's Got Talent, he didn't dare to play like this.

This fake Fan Wei began to babble, which was nothing more than instilling all kinds of chicken soup for the soul.

Some of the people here are college students who are not deeply involved in the world, some are laid-off workers who are eager to start a second business, and more are middle-aged and elderly women at home.

Now the opportunity has come, join the Chaonan company and act as an agent for Dai Tao Mask, this is the beginning of your reversal of your life destiny.

After Liu Huan transformed into Fan Wei, he was a little talkative, and he talked alone for more than half an hour, and finally bowed and left.

The host who sang yellow and sex in the Northeast came to the stage again, this time he began to sensationalize, telling everyone a case that is said to be very true: There is a girl who has just graduated from college, after becoming a micro-business agent wearing a peach mask, she earned 500,000 yuan in the first year, 5 million in the second year, and 50 million in the third year.

Today, this female college student has bought a Ferrari for her whole family, and wherever there is a scenery in China, there is her holiday villa.

This story inspired Xun Baisong, and he kept chanting: "I can do it!"

Cang Hao was a little worried that Xun Baisong would turn his back on him: "Uncle, are you more leisurely, do you bring a quick-acting heart-saving pill?"

"Ten yuan for a mask, I bought 3,000 for 30,000 yuan, and I am already a gold agent. Xun Baisong didn't seem to hear Cang Hao's words, and said to himself: "You are my downline, I will sell you twenty yuan a piece, you hurry up and prepare sixty thousand yuan." ”

"Sell it to me?"

"That's right. Xun Baisong nodded very seriously: "Then you find a downline, sell thirty yuan a piece to him, and you can earn 30,000 yuan by changing hands." ”

"It turns out that this is the purpose of you asking me to join the micro-business. ”

"That's right. Xun Baisong was very honest: "Brother, don't blame me for raising the price, after all, I am the first-level agent, and you are the second-level agent below me, and I will increase the price by ten yuan according to the regulations." ”

Cang Hao sighed: "Let's go back and talk about it." ”

"Do you have any money?"

Cang Hao stopped talking, no matter what Xun Baisong said.

Soon, the host's words were finished, and it is estimated that it may have been drunk in the morning, and it will be consumed at this time.

This is the end of the whole seminar, where did everyone come from?

Cang Hao touched his belly: "Don't you care about the rice?"

Xun Baisong was inspired by the expectation of making a fortune, where could he take care of eating: "Let's go back to Guangsha first, and there is an important guest ...... in the afternoon."

"What guest?" Cang Hao looked sad: "Will this be selling facial masks, or what kind of magic soap?"

"This time it's not a micro-business. Xun Baisong smiled mysteriously: "This time he is definitely a big man, and he is the leader of the Guangsha real estate industry!"

"Who's the handle?" Cang Hao was a little curious, there was no one in the Guangsha real estate circle who he didn't know, so it was difficult for Xun Baisong to introduce himself to the fake "Cang Zong".

"You'll know when you go. Xun Baisong looked Cang Hao up and down: "I know, you must not be happy to let you be a second-level agent for me." But this can't be helped, after all, I was the first to join the Chaonan company, and since you were introduced by me, I didn't agree to let you be a first-class agency. I earned 30,000 yuan from you, you may feel uncomfortable, but it doesn't matter, my uncle is very particular about doing things, and he will give you another way to get rich. ”

"What's the way?"

"This person needs to buy a lot of equipment, I ask you to go out and buy it, and then quote it to me, and I will quote it to him. You can leave a profit margin in the middle......" Xun Baisong smiled: "You understand what I mean, right?"

Cang Hao roughly guessed who Xun Baisong was going to see: "Understood." ”

After returning to Guangsha, Xun Baisong took Cang Hao directly to a high-end hotel, and after entering the private room, Xun Baisong asked Cang Hao to sit down and ran out to make a phone call.

I don't know how many phone calls he made, but he came back after half an hour and told Sù Canghao: "That one will arrive later." ”

Cang Hao nodded nonchalantly: "Oh." ”

"When are you going to give me the money?"

"What money?"

Xun Baisong was a little anxious: "That's 60,000 yuan!"

"When did I say I was going to buy a face mask?"

"You ......" Xun Baisong was even more anxious: "If you don't buy a mask, why should I take you to the seminar?"

"What kind of seminar is that?" Cang Hao spread his hands: "The fake Liu Huan, the fake Fan Wei, the rap and rap, how LOW and how LOW, to tell the truth, the two of them in the Northeast are more dedicated than you!"

"Let you say that, those two don't seem to be me......" Shaking his head, Xun Baisong said angrily: "Anyway, since you have already gone, you are already a member of the team......

"Are you a thief ship?"

"Do you want to admit it?"

"What can I do even if I don't admit it?" Cang Hao smiled: "Uncle, I deceived you and deceived you, and whether I admit it or not has no impact on you." ”

"But I have great hopes for you......"

"You're right. Cang Hao interrupted Xun Baisong's words: "There are indeed not too many people who can be fooled like this in these years. ”

"How can you be fooled?"

"The mask is the least technical, the essence plus the non-woven fabric, the cost is no more than two yuan, and selling it to you for ten yuan is already five times the profit. The mask shown by the host just now has no production date, no manufacturer and no expiration date, and it is completely a three-no product. Then I made up a fairy tale to fool everyone, what Diana Tao Anna's, with your toes can think of how outrageous. After a pause, Cang Hao said again: "Micro-business refers to the sale of products through dating tools such as Guò WeChat Moments, which can save storage and transportation costs, so the product price is low." But this so-called micro-business is only a variant of pyramid schemes, and the biggest feature is that the seller itself is still a consumer. ”

"So what?" Xun Baisong said confidently: "As long as you can make money!"

"The problem is that you can't make it at all. Cang Hao calculated the detailed account for Xun Baisong: "A woman only makes a mask once every three or two days, and consumes up to ten masks a month." I asked, how many female friends you can have, a hundred is enough enough. Even if all your female friends buy face masks from you, they will only sell 1,000 masks a month, and it will take you three months to empty the inventory. The premise is that this mask does work, people will continue to buy it after using it, and there are no side effects after using it, if you have allergies and other lawsuits, you will have to pay others. ”

Xun Baisong was speechless for a while: "Is this ......?"

"If you can sell for a long time and make 18,000 yuan a month, it's enough to make a living, but this is an overly idealistic state, and you can't do it at all in reality, and it's impossible to make a fortune. Cang Hao shook his head: "You look at the successful cases displayed at the seminar, what monthly sales of hundreds of thousands of boxes, a month of millions of dollars or something, who dares to guarantee that it is true, those transfer screenshots can be generated with software." In this business, the only way is to find the downline, sell it to him at a higher price, and then let the downline continue to increase the price to the downline. In fact, it doesn't matter whether there is a mask or not, as long as there is such a concept, you can play it all year round. ”