Chapter 25: Trick, Sneak Attack

"Sprite, the master is finally back. ”

Han Feiyu was dizzy and staggered out of the elevator.

In front of you is the direction of "home"!

He gasped for a few breaths, pursed his faintly chapped lips, and weakly pulled the keys out of his pocket.

Opening the door was a sight that stunned him.

I saw that hateful woman - Song Yichen!

She was sitting on the sofa in the living room in cool clothes, playing a game while blowing the air conditioner.

On top of the coffee table in front of him was a plate of washed fruit.

Hearing the sound of the door being opened, Song Yichen subconsciously raised his head and looked at the door.

"Yo, Xiao Yuyu, you are back, what do you eat at night?"

Don't forget to throw a tender strawberry into your mouth while talking.

Han Feiyu took a breath, feeling that he had just walked out of the ghost gate, and was pulled back in an instant.

If you're blowing the air conditioner and playing games in the house, can't you think about what you're going to eat at night in advance?

Didn't you see that Ye Du was about to be sunburned into dried beans?

Woo woo, the water on my body is almost evaporated!

Han Feiyu walked into the room, closed the door, stumbled directly, and sat at the entrance with his eyes rolled.

The floor is cool and comfortable.

The air conditioning finally got some power.

Han Feiyu was lying on his back on the floor in a large shape, and he was in no mood to answer Song Yichen's question at all.

"Why are you only coming back now, I thought you were going to run a marathon. ”

Song Yichen finished playing a game, put down his mobile phone, and came to Han Feiyu.

With a pair of sandals on his feet, he is condescending.

Han Feiyu raised his hand to wipe the sweat on his forehead, his shirt had long been soaked with sweat, and there was no dry place, it was tightly attached to the skin, and it was very uncomfortable.

(づ╥﹏╥)づ

It's so painful!

I really want to take a cool shower.

"Participated in a fart marathon, my phone was out of battery, I didn't have cash in my pocket, and I walked all the way back. ”

Han Feiyu complained angrily.

"Hahaha, I said how did you call me at that time, you deserve it, Han Dogo, this is retribution, see if you dare to bully people next time." ”

Song Yichen pointed to Han Feiyu below, and the whole person laughed out loud, and the flowers and branches trembled.

Han Feiyu: "......"

Laugh at your sister, laugh.

I really want to give it a punch and see if it leaks.

After a short rest and adjustment, Han Feiyu finally recovered a little bit of physical strength, and a carp stiffened and wanted to stand up, but he didn't expect the soles of his feet to slip and fall back on the floor.

"Hmm......"

The expression on his face instantly became painful and tangled.

Gan!

Lord's waist!!

Han Feiyu grabbed his right hand around indiscriminately, then supported his body and got up slowly, holding his waist with the other hand, and staggered towards the room.

"The passing year is unfavorable, and today the water is reversed!"

Song Yichen looked at Han Feiyu, who was walking against the wall like an old man, and the corners of his mouth were full of smiles.

"Haha, Xiao Yuyu, do you want me to help you into the room?"

"Song Fan Bucket, you climb for the master!"

Han Feiyu shouted without looking back.

"Come on, remember to think about what you're going to have for dinner, hehehe. ”

Song Yichen walked to his side lightly, bent down and said in his ear with a smile.

The warm breath passed through his ears, and Han Feiyu couldn't help but shiver.

You're the devil.

Han Feiyu opened his mouth, but the words had already reached his lips but he held them back.

"Today's shame will be repaid again tomorrow!"

"Good men don't fight women!"

"Uh-huh!"

Angry but helpless, he could only push open the door of the room in frustration and move in like a crab.

"Bang".

The door to the room was shut.

Han Feiyu's whole body seemed to be weak, and he fell heavily on the soft big bed.

Blinked, he laboriously took out his mobile phone from under him, and put it at the head of the bed to plug in the charger.

The sunlight gradually sloped, shining through the undrawn windows to the slightly empty room.

He looked at the time on his watch.

Three forty-five.

Very awkward point in time.

Little by little, the head began to disobey and stop thinking. The eyelids also began to fight up and down, getting heavier and heavier.

Meow~

The elusive flower arm brother suddenly screamed, and then its soft body came out of the shadows under the bed, squatted by the window and raised its head to look, and then a small jump came directly to Han Feiyu's side, curled up in the crook of his arm and lay down.

......

"Xiao Yu, I can stay for a few days when I go home for the New Year this time. ”

Han Feiyu rubbed his eyes, and the sound in his ears made him can't help but raise his head and look around.

Mom and Dad?

I saw two people sitting on the sofa in front of him, who were his parents who were far away from home.

I'm ...... At home?

Han Feiyu's eyes widened.

This home is not his abode outside, but the home that gave birth to him and raised him.

A real home.

Outside, there was a faint crackling sound, and outside the window was pitch black, and the red light flashed in the darkness, which was the bright light emitted by the "lucky lanterns" that every household would hang on the windows during the Chinese New Year.

Is it the New Year?

Han Feiyu retracted his gaze and looked around in detail.

My mother seemed to be a little older, and there seemed to be a few gray hairs in her long hair, and her eyes were full of love when she looked at him.

The same is true of my father, who is now cross-legged, with a cigarette in his hand, with a smile on his face, and does not forget to comb his hair with his hands when he speaks.

The TV is playing a bloody urban family ethics TV series at eight o'clock in the evening.

Needless to say, everyone knows who's favorite thing to watch.

“......”

didn't wait for Han Feiyu to speak.

Dad's voice sounded in his ears again: "Son, it's time to find a partner, your mother is anxious to hug her grandson, and you ink with me every day when you are not at home." ”

It's still the same, it's a cliché.

Han Feiyu wanted to speak, but found that he couldn't say anything at all.

I couldn't help but panic in my heart and hands, and my head shook like a rattle.

"Has your hair not been cut for a while, go cut it tomorrow. Young people in their twenties don't know how to take care of themselves, so it's strange to be able to find a partner. ”

"Let's go on a blind date in two days, I have made an appointment with someone to meet and talk. ”

Han Feiyu was so frightened that he wanted to refuse without even thinking about it.

But I found that I still couldn't say a word.

The scene in front of him was blurring, and he trembled and tried to make a sound, but his consciousness began to dim and haze uncontrollably.

After a few moments, when I open my eyes again.

The scene in front of me is completely different from before.

As far as the eye can see, there is a small round table.

At this moment, there was a girl sitting at the table who didn't look real.

Han Feiyu squinted his eyes and wanted to see clearly who the girl in front of him was and where he was.

However, all efforts were in vain.

Just when he didn't know why he looked confused, the girl sitting opposite suddenly walked up to him without saying a word, and took his hand with great familiarity.

In an instant, Han Feiyu felt as if he was holding a piece of nephrite in his hand.

The next second, the girl turned around and got closer and closer, and then slowly stood on tiptoe......

A warm, moist sensation came from above his cheeks.

Did you get kissed?

Unexpectedly...... It's going to feel a little bit of fun.

But who is this girl? For a moment, it felt so familiar?!

The warmth on his face didn't go away.

What's going on?

Where did Mom and Dad go? What kind of place is this? Blind date for the Chinese New Year? Girlfriend?

Han Feiyu was puzzled and finally sensed that something was wrong.

So, he frowned and wanted to let go of the hand of the girl in front of him, but found that he couldn't do it, and his body was completely out of control.

Roll the calf, stinky woman climb away!

Single dogs stand!

Demacia!

FFF!

Han Feiyu suddenly opened his eyes, and all the fog and unknowns in front of him disappeared in an instant.

Cold sweat began on my back, and my neck and arms were numb.

It turned out that it was all just a nonsensical dream.

But the strange feeling on his cheeks still didn't disappear, and Han Feiyu glanced at it.

It turned out that Flower Arm was poking his head out and licking his face with his pink tongue.

o(▼Dish▼メ;) o

You guy with thick eyebrows and big eyes and flower arms, you just brought the imperial army here?

Hiss......

Han Feiyu gasped and turned his neck, which was numb from twisting for a long time.

The back injury is good, and a new injury is added, which is really a sin.

"Little thing, where to run!"

Han Feiyu suddenly turned his head and shouted viciously.

The flower arm that was licking its hair with its head down, was caught off guard, and its survival instinct as an animal told it that danger was coming.

It jumped out of bed with great agility, trying to hide under the bed to avoid the disaster.

But Han Feiyu seemed to have already anticipated its next moves, one left forward kick and the other right whip leg.

Smack, soon!

Seal all the retreats of the flower arm.

Good guy, a discerning person knows at a glance that he is prepared, and he doesn't talk about martial arts.

“hiahiahia!”

"I'll see where you're going!"

Han Feiyu narrowed his eyes, and the joints of his hands clicked under mutual pressure.

"Meow~"

The flower arm was soon blocked in the corner, and there was no way to enter the sky.

He could only let out a pitiful cry weakly.

Lifting the two jiojios and standing against the wall, still showing its last stubbornness as a cat.

The mouth on the little head was slightly open, and a pair of round eyes were full of vigilance and unease.

Meow~ Don't come here!

Meow~ Is there anyone to escort it, the shovel officer has rebelled!

Meow~ Someone is trying to murder me!

"Hey, hey, hey, shout, the louder the better, no one can come to you anyway!"

"Today is in the hands of Uncle Ben, where do you want to escape!"

Han Feiyu's face was covered with a strange and terrifying smile, and he walked towards the corner of the wall step by step.

With a quick movement, he grabbed the two pink jiojio who were still trying to make the last resistance, and lifted it up and threw it on the bed not far away.

Mua!Mua!Mua!

o(* ̄︶ ̄*)o

It's comfortable!

Han Feiyu pulled his collar and pushed the door to leave the room.

Leaving Flower Arm a poor kitten, sitting on the edge of the bed with its limbs spread out, two brown vertical pupils staring blankly at the floor.

Woo meow~

This shameless two-legged beast!