Chapter 5: It's a pity that I have a long mouth

“???”

"If there is no secret, you don't need to care about it, thank you!"

Han Feiyu clasped his hands together and said as if begging for mercy.

"Cut, if you don't say it, you won't say it, I don't want to know yet!"

Song Yichen pouted unwillingly and shrank in the corner of the sofa, as if she was the one who was being bullied.

Han Feiyu didn't bother to meet her in general, so he picked up his phone and took a look at what dinner she ordered.

His mobile payment password is simple and 147258.

Friends who have a good relationship are generally known. And it's been used for so many years and it has never changed.

The two of them were on the two edges of the couch, and they didn't open their mouths to continue the conversation, and they lowered their heads to play with their phones.

There was a bit of silence in the living room for a while.

Han Feiyu turned on the switch and lit the light in the living room.

Suddenly, he thought of something, so he kicked Song Yichen on the opposite side with his foot, and then said, "When are you leaving?"

Song Yichen obviously didn't expect Han Feiyu to suddenly ask this question, and he could see from the expression on his face that he was a little confused, and after thinking for a moment, he said with a little hesitation: "I don't know ......"

Han Feiyu's face was dark, and he was very dissatisfied with her vague answer, he didn't know what bullshit, I'm afraid he didn't want to live here for a long time!

Aren't you afraid you'll have a hard time in the future?

There may be a lot of inconveniences in life.

How can there be any such thing as being single for many years and seeing a with clear eyebrows!

For Han Feiyu, women are all the same.

The longer I have been single, the more I like to live alone.

Working during the day, having a meal after work at night, playing games, and petting the cat, is he uncomfortable on such a day?

In an instant, Han Feiyu had already come up with several reasons to drive Song Yichen away after her leg recovered, but as soon as the words were brewed, as soon as he saw her pitiful little eyes, all the words were killed in his abdomen.

Hmph, damn woman, that is, I see you more pitiful today.

When the injury is healed, I will find a way to send you away!

Han Feiyu looked at his phone angrily, clicked on the novel software, and flipped around aimlessly like a headless fly.

"By the way, I quit my job......"

It didn't take long for Song Yichen's voice to sound again, this time smaller and weaker than before, if it weren't for the unusually quiet living room, it would almost be inaudible.

"Hmm...... What do you say?"

Han Feiyu nodded, and then suddenly realized that something was wrong, and then stared at Song Yichen with wide eyes, a little unable to believe what she had just said.

Song Yichen lowered his head a little humbly, bit his lip and repeated again in a voice the size of a mosquito: "I said...... I've resigned. ”

"Song Yichen, did you get kicked in the head by a donkey? Does your father know about this? Why did you quit your job well?"

Han Feiyu knew her previous job, Song Yichen was a language major in college, and after graduation, he entered a joint venture to engage in some overseas business-related work, and the treatment should be better among the graduates in the same period, how can he quit his job?

Nowadays, there are more and more college graduates, and it is becoming more and more difficult to find a job.

Is this a life that is too satisfying?

Wouldn't it?

"Don't don't, I haven't told my family yet, you must not let my father know, or maybe my other leg will be broken. ”

Song Yichen hurriedly said nervously, according to his grumpy father's character, if he knew about this, maybe he would really buy a ticket and fly over, knocking off her other leg.

Let's break my legs.

It's exciting to think about.

Han Feiyu couldn't help but squint his eyes and lick his lips.

It seems to be very funny.

"Xiao Yuyu~ We are good friends who have played together since childhood, right?"

Song Yichen came over with a smile and kept shaking Han Feiyu's arm. Pray that he will not talk about it yet.

"Huh. ”

Han Feiyu didn't eat this, and took out his mobile phone to make a call.

"Han Feiyu, you're the devil, don't you wish I died!"

Seeing this, Song Yichen pounced directly, wanting to snatch Han Feiyu's mobile phone, since it was soft, then simply come hard.

Okay, you Han Feiyu! Han dog! Toast without eating and drinking!

"Damn, what are you doing, are you a dog?"

Han Feiyu's eyes widened and looked at Song Yichen, who was a little crazy, and rolled off the sofa as soon as he turned over, but she grabbed the back of his clothes without caring about it.

"Let go, your clothes are going to be torn. ”

Han Feiyu didn't dare to exert himself, for fear of directly breaking his clothes.

No way, I didn't expect this woman to have so much strength.

Mother's the girl who usually can't even unscrew the cap of the drink bottle, it's really funny!

"Don't let go, you put the phone down for me. ”

Song Yichen stiffened his little face, not daring to relax in the slightest.

"Why do you tell me to put down my phone, are you unreasonable?"

Han Feiyu was not to be outdone, and joked that he, as a man who stood up to the sky, how could he lose to a woman!

Climb for Lao Tzu!

Hey?

How did you let go of your hand?

Just when Han Feiyu decided to resolutely resist to the end, the sense of urgency behind him suddenly disappeared.

When he turned around, he saw Song Yichen sitting on the sofa behind him with his hands on his shoulders.

Something seemed to be brewing in the towering and undulating chest.

"Okay, you call, I won't stop you!"

Her red lips opened slightly, and she said in a calm tone.

“???”

What's the situation, how did you suddenly change sex?

Han Feiyu couldn't figure it out for a while, turned around, and sat cross-legged on the slightly cool white floor.

frowned and looked at Song Yichen, not understanding what she was suddenly doing.

"Fight, fight, I won't stop you, anyway, don't blame us for many years of sisterhood. ”

"Hmph, Han dog!"

Song Yichen tilted his head, raised his chin high, and didn't look at Han Feiyu.

Han Feiyu scratched his head, thinking to himself, who has a deep sisterly relationship with you, aren't we father and daughter?

Ahem, uncle, I'm sorry, let's talk about it, it won't affect the relationship between our two grandfathers.

"What do you mean by that?"

Having said that, Han Feiyu still hadn't figured out the meaning of her last sentence.

"When the time comes, I'll say that you, a Korean dog, got me pregnant, so I quit my job and came to you, and accidentally broke my leg. ”

"Hmph, it's better to call my uncles and aunts when the time comes, and see who they help! Anyway, they have wanted to call me a daughter-in-law for a long time!"

Song Yichen said very proudly. The chin was full of provocation towards Han Feiyu.

"Wow, yes, yes, you wicked woman!"

Han Feiyu looked at her in disbelief, he didn't expect this crazy woman to come up with such a poisonous plan to kill a thousand enemies and damage eight hundred.

This is a posture that will hurt both of you.

Phew, it's not just a lose-lose situation, if she is really told to do this, then according to the attitude of her parents, it is very likely that she will take it seriously.

At that time, the situation will be one-sided, and he Han Feiyu will be seriously injured and dying!

You must know that the mother treats Song Yichen better than his biological son. In comparison, his biological son really seems to have been given away by phone bills.

She has always wanted to raise a daughter.

Every time I saw Song Yichen, I would pull her hand and talk endlessly.

When I was a child, the two families made jokes at the mahjong table, and simply married their children.

Until now, when Song Yichen's father saw Han Feiyu, he would occasionally call him "good uncle".

Thinking of this, Han Feiyu only felt cold sweat.

You want to die, don't pull me!!

After pondering for a moment, Han Feiyu said with a forced smile with a dark face: "Ahem, I think both of us should calm down, you put away this dangerous idea first, and I will put down the phone too." We've got something to say. ”

"Then listen to you, remember that the liar is a puppy!"

"Oh, I'm sorry, I forgot, you're already a Korean dog, slightly~"

Song Yichen arrogantly spit out his pink tongue at Han Feiyu, who was sitting on the floor.

was so angry that Han Feiyu almost spit out a mouthful of old blood, and his face became darker and darker.

Sure enough, it's useless to reason with women, but you should never be unreasonable with them.

Because women are often more terrible when they are unreasonable.

You quarrel with her in a clear manner, and she tells you some crooked things that are not related to each other.

However, when you give up reasoning and decide that both parties are calm, they will often say that you are cold and violent.

Sure enough, getting along with people is a science, especially with women.

A rational woman can't say no, but it's a pity that Han Feiyu has never met it.

Or maybe all women have a rational side, but they never show it to others easily.

No more, no more!

Han Feiyu felt that his skull was about to explode, which was really beyond his thinking ability.

Damn, if you continue to think about it like this, it will be involved in the category of philosophy, which is not the pressure that he, an "eighteen-year-old" beautiful boy, should bear.

Woo woo, what kind of sin did I create in my last life, and I will meet Song Yichen in this life!

Han Feiyu just wanted to look up to the sky and sigh at this moment, begging God to dare to quickly accept this Song Yichen who made him helpless.

I really don't know which unlucky guy will be her boyfriend in the future, and when the time comes, Han Feiyu will definitely run over and set off a few strings of firecrackers for him.

Good guy, isn't this going to be smoke from the ancestral grave?

Han Feiyu shook his head and stopped thinking nonsense, and the mobile phone that was placed on the ground at this moment buzzed.

I picked it up and looked at it, and sure enough, the takeaway arrived.

Han Feiyu sighed, answered the phone and only said that he would go downstairs to pick it up.

Takeaways are not allowed to be delivered in, and he has known this for a long time.

So he stood up and patted the dust off his body weakly.

At this moment, Song Yichen's demonic voice behind him sounded again.

"Hurry up, it's cold on the floor, don't get cold!"

Han Feiyu stumbled when he heard this, and almost fell to the ground.

It's a very nice little girl, but it's a pity that she has a mouth.

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