Chapter 12: The Bad Woman Climbs to the Master
"Song Yichen, can you explain it to me well, is this what you call a temporary job?"
Han Feiyu looked at the doll costume in his hand, and couldn't help but complain.
"yes, look how cute this dress is!"
Song Yichen said with a grin.
She had already worn the costume on her body, slightly larger than her size, but it didn't make a difference.
Han Feiyu still stood in place, and it was difficult to accept it for a while.
It turns out that the so-called temporary work is to pretend to be a puppet for the shopping mall and distribute leaflets.
This...... What kind of temporary job is this?
Are you an old man who is a god of Sanhe? After doing this ticket, you will run away with a bucket?
"Go and get dressed. ”
Song Yichen pushed a few times behind him, urging him to quickly change into his clothes.
Han Feiyu's brows were almost twisted into a winding mountain road, and finally reluctantly walked into the toilet of the mall to change the above.
In fact, there is no need for this at all.
It's summer, and the clothes on my body are not very thick, just put the doll costume on the outside.
But...... It's really summer, damn it!
Isn't it a bubble in the head to hand out flyers outside in such thick doll clothes?
Either that, or get kicked by a donkey!
You should hide in your room and drink cold drinks and blow the air conditioner in this damn weather!!
Why should I accompany this crazy woman out to suffer!
Han Feiyu resisted the urge to vomit blood, and walked out slowly in doll clothes.
He also has a huge bear hood in his hand.
"Come here, I'm going to take a picture and send it to Moments. ”
"Slap a hammer, don't shoot!"
"Xiao Yuyu, hurry up, hurry up, don't be like a girl. ”
"You're the girl, and you're a serious 24k pure master. ”
Han Feiyu muttered in a low voice, and walked towards her with broken thoughts on his lips.
"Hee-hee, that's fun. ”
Song Yichen's whole person was in excitement at this moment, but Han Feiyu didn't understand that this kind of thing was fun.
She grabbed Han Feiyu's arm with great interest, and the people were also very close, and her long hair didn't know when to tie up a ponytail, exuding a faint fragrance.
One hand held the phone and reached directly in front of the two.
"Look at the camera!"
Han Feiyu tilted his head and glanced at her, just at this time, Song Yichen pressed the shooting room on his mobile phone.
Freeze frame.
"Oh, what's that look on your face?"
"Hmm, bring it to me and I'll take a look!"
"Don't give, don't give. ”
"Don't look at it, as if someone has to look at it. ”
Han Feiyu snorted coldly, pulled out his arm and was about to leave.
"One more. ”
Song Yichen caught up with his mobile phone, his eyes narrowed like a crescent moon, obviously without any good intentions.
", still shoot? When I'm a giant panda in the zoo, I can shoot if I want?"
Han Feiyu was too lazy to take care of her.
Brother doesn't want to lose face?
Woman, put away your thoughts!
"Oops, don't ink. ”
Song Yichen rushed over like a rabbit and stood on tiptoe and hugged his shoulder.
"What's the matter, pulling and pulling in front of the public, what kind of system! Pay attention to the influence, my brother is still single. ”
Han Feiyu's shoulders shook subconsciously, wanting to dodge her outstretched claws.
How could Song Yichen let him succeed so easily, hugged him tightly, didn't speak on his lips but hummed softly, picked up the phone with his free hand and held it high.
At the moment of taking the photo, the hand holding Han Feiyu moved upward, placed it on his chin accurately, and lifted it up slightly.
Click.
Han Feiyu's short life has another photo full of shame.
on the phone photo.
Song Yichen smiled brightly, his head tilted in the direction of Han Feiyu, and he gently lifted Han Feiyu's chin with one hand, matching his reluctant expression.
A picture of a flowery girl flirting with a young man from a good family.
"Song Yichen, you delete the photo for me, hurry up!"
"No, no, no, it's impossible to delete the photo, you die!"
"Hehe, don't wait for me to do it, I haven't hit a woman for a long time, do you want to try?"
His eyes widened like brass bells.
This is what Han Feiyu looks like now.
"Oh, I'm out of breath, and I dare to hit a woman, if you do, I'll just stand here motionless and never fight back. ”
Song Yichen raised his chin not to be outdone, staring at him with wide eyes, and no one was convinced.
"You!you!you!"
Han Feiyu was so angry that he couldn't speak, and the hatred could be squeezed out of his teeth.
"What you are you, what I am and what I am. Little brother, stay honest. ”
Song Yichen smiled, stood on tiptoe and patted Han Feiyu's head, which was all about the cost of taking pictures.
Han Feiyu turned around with a dark face and hatred, walked to the counter of the mall, picked up the leaflet that had been prepared, and walked outside without looking back.
"Xiao Yuyu, slow down, wait for me. ”
Behind, Song Yichen, who was still smirking, dared to quickly put away his mobile phone and chased after him.
It was half past four, and the outside temperature was thirty-one.
It's almost life-threatening, and even if it's not, I can't wait to peel off a layer of skin.
Some people have already started to get off work one after another, and the brick road outside the mall is gradually becoming more and more pedestrians.
People who are far away from work are always happy and happy, and they no longer have to talk to Party A or listen to the teachings of the leader.
But Han Feiyu and Song Yichen are excepted.
Han Feiyu is better, after all, he is a big man with a height of 1.83 meters. No matter how hard and tired you are, you can endure it.
But Song Yichen is different, hidden in the bear's hood, the joy on her face has long disappeared.
She had never suffered this kind of hardship, and now she felt as if her body was tightly wrapped in layers of bandages, impermeable.
Admittedly, it's not much worse.
But the feeling was just too painful.
What's even more painful is why such a cute bear is handing out flyers, and no one reaches out to pick it up!?
Song Yichen looked at the remaining half of the leaflet in his hand, pitiful and wanted to cry without tears.
I don't even know what the situation is on Han Feiyu's side.
Woo woo, Xiao Yuyu, it's me who is sorry for you!
When it's over, you won't resist whether you beat or scold!
It's going to heat people to death!
My leg hurts!
My head is so dizzy!
Why refuse my leaflets!
Just when Song Yichen called the sky should not be and the earth was not spiritual, someone appeared behind her and patted her fallen shoulder.
"How's that? How much is left?"
Han Feiyu's voice came from behind.
Song Yichen turned around slowly, only to feel that Han Feiyu in front of him was handsome that he had never been before.
At this moment, Han Feiyu had already taken off his bulky hood, walked towards her with empty hands and a cigarette in his hand.
His hair is slightly fluffy, and there is a faint trace of sweat-soaked marks on his sideburns, and his handsome and delicate face is not shocked.
"Xiao Yuyu, I was wrong. ”
Song Yichen's voice came out through the bear's hood, looking a little sad and dull, lacking vitality.
“???”
Han Feiyu raised his eyebrows, took a deep puff of cigarette, and didn't understand what she meant for a while.
Could it be that God finally opened her eyes and made her deeply realize how hateful she was?
Wouldn't it?
Didn't God's eyes have been welded to death a long time ago, and he can't open them even if he wants to?!
"It's not a human job, woo. ”
"I'm going to die of exhaustion, but there's so much left, and I don't want these people. ”
"Why don't you want it, isn't it just a flyer, and it won't be good if you take it. ”
Song Yichen finally found someone who could talk, turned on the flood discharge mode with his mouth, and kept complaining.
The whole person didn't think about taking off the hood, and walked towards Han Feiyu with small steps.
Open your arms for a comforting hug.
Han Feiyu was stunned for a moment, but quickly reacted, put his hands behind his back, threw down the cigarette butt without leaving a trace, and quietly stepped on it with his feet.
Let Song Yichen lean on his shoulder.
"Okay, what's the point of talking about that now. How much is left, I'll send it for you. ”
Han Feiyu sighed.
knew that she would definitely not be able to do this kind of thing as a girl.
Isn't it nice to have this time to lie comfortably in the room and put on a mask and play games?
People, they are cheap bones.
Life, it's really a fucking moment that doesn't make people worry.
Song Yichen stood firm, hesitantly raised his hand, and showed the leaflet that was nearly two fingers thick.
"Well, there's so much left. ”
Her voice was already groundless.
"Give it all to me. You won't be able to do it this way until night. ”
Han Feiyu thought about it and took it all directly.
"What about yours, have you sent them out?"
Song Yichen asked in a weak tone.
"Of course. ”
Han Feiyu nodded without thinking.
"It can't be snuck in the trash, is it?"
"Hehe, what kind of person am I?"
"How not?"
"Roll the calf for me, and don't insult my noble character with your suspicious gaze! If you dare to do this again, you will take care of these leaflets yourself!"
"Hey, hey, don't, don't. Xiao Yuyu is the best, the best character, the best good person!"
I like to mention a good person card,
Han Feiyu pursed his lips, why couldn't he be happy even though he knew it was a good word.
Fuck it.
At the same time, Song Yichen was finally able to take off his bulky hood and breathe in the outside air greedily.
Her long hair on her forehead and around her ears was soaked with sweat, and there was a faint flush on her fair cheeks, which looked like half-ripe apples, which was particularly attractive.
"Xiao Yuyu, the rest is up to you. I'll take a break. ”
“......”
Han Feiyu turned around, raised his hand expressionlessly, and walked towards the flow of people not far away without hesitation.
It's not easy to get this flyer!?
So, when Song Yichen appeared again with two ice creams, he was surprised to find that Han Feiyu was wearing a heavy and thick grizzly bear hood, lying on the bench with his legs crossed, one hand pillowed behind his head, and the other hand holding a flyer hanging in the air.
Dismissive of pedestrians coming and going.
But in this case, someone took the initiative to take the leaflet from his hand.
“???”
What the hell is this?
Song Yichen didn't come up with a reason when he wanted to break his head.
Sitting beside Han Feiyu with a pouting mouth and very depressed, he felt that the injured ice cream was not delicious at all.
"Little Yuyu, get up and eat ice cream. ”
She handed Han Feiyu an ice cream, and her mood was not very beautiful.
Han Feiyu sat up casually and changed to a more comfortable position, causing a burst of surprise from passers-by.
Are the hair flyers so free and easy this year?
And a beautiful young lady to send ice cream condolences?
Is there a heavenly reason? How can these migrant workers who enjoy the blessings of 996 all day be embarrassed?
The weather was hot and dry.
Song Yichen felt that all his strength was gone, and he leaned limply on Han Feiyu's shoulder, and slowly bit into the ice cream with a small bite of cherry.
And Han Feiyu was a little unhappy.
Damn woman, open it to the master!
I want to eat ice cream too!