What's going on?"

The bald head taught Brother Yang with a confused face.

"Why change the bed, isn't it good?"

Eighty or ninety percent of the patients in the Department of Urology are men, and it is difficult to get a few female patients into the same ward.

With such good conditions, there is no need to worry about gender defense, and then someone wants to change the bed?

Zhang Tianyang also looked confused.

His intuition told him that this matter probably had something to do with him, but ......

Didn't you just ask the doctor in charge of the bed?

Why is it that you have to change the bed in the blink of an eye?

The eldest sister of the 36th bed has already come over, whispering, mysterious.

"Let me tell you, before I came to the hospital, I asked the master to calculate a hexagram for me.

The master said that I rushed to the north this month, and the fierce god is in the northwest.

The hospital, from Feng Shui point of view, is originally yin, combined with my recent illness and bad luck, these things are very particular!

Look at my current hospital bed, it's right in the northwest, and it's not good for me to have an operation!"

The 36-bed eldest sister made a few white coats stunned.

In a trance, there seems to be some truth.

The point is, there are too many proper nouns to understand, so it looks very powerful!

Zhang Tianyang's heart was beating wildly, and he suddenly remembered his flickering on a whim last night.

What the hell is this, it can't be that she accidentally fooled her lame, right?

God pity, he really didn't mean it!

Sun Yu and Senior Brother Meng have already been blinded.

As the bedside doctors of the 35 and 36 beds, they should stand up at this time.

But, the concubine can't do it!

The two pairs of eyes asking for help turned to the bald brother with a teaching.

Brother Yang is also very blind.

I think he has been in the urology department for so many years, and he has really never met this kind of patient who still has his own yellow calendar and is full of divine Taoism!

How can this be appeased?

You can't really change her bed, can you?

It's going to be endless!

Urgent solutions, online, etc.!

A few white coats are still going crazy, and the 36-bed sister has begun to unite the masses.

She first subdued her husband with a look, and then began to kindly pull up the skinny hands of the 35 chyle hematuria woman.

"Sister, I also asked the master to help you, it's about the same as me, our gods of fortune and happiness are in the south!

"Huh?"

The 35-bed woman listened to the 36-bed eldest sister with a confused expression, and her eyes gradually became identified.

"Doctor, I'm going to change the bed too!"

"I ......"

The bald head taught Brother Yang to pat his head and close his eyes.

What's going on!

"Eh, don't you believe this? Feng Shui is our cultural tradition!"

The 36-bed eldest sister seemed to be a little anxious, and threw her expectations on Zhang Tianyang.

"Master Zhang, you said yes, right?"

The words fell, and the eyes of several white coats fell on Zhang Tianyang in unison.

If you heard it right, the 36-bed sister just called ...... Guru?

Not a doctor, a master?

What did you say to the patient?

Zhang Tianyang's right eyelid jumped suddenly, and he had a strong urge to hold his forehead with his hand.

Are you really fooled and lame?

But last night I finished pretending to be ...... Ahem!

After the manifestation last night, I have already explained!

Why are you still so energetic!

"Xiao Zhang. ”

The bald brother has already put on his face, "You seem to have a little research on this aspect, then tell me, what should I do?"

Although I don't know what Xiao Zhang said to the patient yesterday, the patient seems to trust him quite a bit, so this trouble will be solved by him!

Senior Brother Meng and Sun Yu also looked at Zhang Tianyang with expectant eyes.

That look in his eyes is clearly urging-

Quick, say something, get this done!

That's it.

Zhang Tianyang sighed softly in his heart.

What can I do?

"Okay, since you're asking for my opinion, I'll tell you. ”

Zhang Tianyang made up his mind, and when he spoke, he became a fan.

I saw him with his hands behind his back, his head slightly tilted, and his eyes deep.

"The master you are looking for is not reliable. ”

The eldest sister of the 36th bed suddenly became excited, kicked her husband, and pulled him to bow to Zhang Tianyang with her.

"Master Zhang, what do you mean?"

Zhang Tianyang paused slightly, and then cut it categorically.

"Let me tell you, your god of good fortune is in the southwest, and the god of fortune is due north!"

The eyes of the 36-bed elder sister lit up. "Oh?

Zhang Tianyang sighed softly.

"Because the operating room is in the southwest direction, and the doctor's office is due north of yours!"

The three white coats on the lookers instantly widened their eyes.

Actually, it can be explained like this!

But it seems to make a lot of sense!

Zhang Tianyang (Senior Brother Zhang, Xiao Zhang) is awesome!

Zhang Tianyang stretched out his hands at the 36-bed eldest sister.

"I explained to you yesterday that the so-called metaphysics is unreliable, don't think about it. ”

"If you really want to say the fierce god, your fierce god is in your belly!

It's your adrenal glands!

Adrenocortical tumors or hyperplasia lead to increased aldosterone secretion in your body, which in turn leads to increased sodium and potassium excretion in the body, increased blood volume, and inhibition of the activity of the renin-angiotensin system.

Therefore, it is manifested as high blood pressure and low blood potassium, which will cause dizziness, headache, and general fatigue.

So, now you get it?"

Zhang Tianyang was kind and seductive, smiling, and looked at the 36-bed eldest sister with anticipation.

In order to correspond metaphysical theories to pathological mechanisms, I have almost compiled a complete set of theories!

You're going to believe it, right?

The 36-bed eldest sister will be very face-saving, with a face full of "I see".

"Master Zhang really doesn't lose his master!"

She didn't hesitate to give a thumbs up at all, "I only believe you, Master Zhang!"

I don't know if it's intentional or unintentional, she bit the word "only" a little hard.

Zhang Tianyang's heart finally let go slightly.

He asked tentatively, "So, let's not change the hospital bed, right?"

The 36-bed eldest sister waved her bold hand, "I listen to you, whatever Master Zhang says!"

Zhang Tianyang asked 35 beds tentatively, "What about you?"

The woman in the 35th bed went with the flow and nodded softly, "I listen to you too, Zhang ...... Dr. Zhang. ”

"Eh! That's a good feeling!"

The bald head led Brother Yang to quickly pat his head and knock this thing to death.

"Then it's happily decided! Okay, the rounds are over, let's retreat!"

For fear that the two-bed patient would regret it, the bald head taught Brother Yang to beckon a few little white cats to hurry away.

"Whew-"

escaped from the land of right and wrong, and the bald head taught Brother Yang to make a choice in an instant.

"Xiao Zhang, you still take care of these two patients, give the male patient number to Xiao Meng!"

......

The room was empty.

The 36-bed eldest sister went back to her hospital bed and lay down satisfied, with a smile on the corner of her mouth.

The 35-bed patients and their families were still confused, and at this time, they weakly greeted the 36-bed sister.

"That...... You've really invited a master, huh?"

The eldest sister of the 36th bed sneered, "How is it possible!"

She jerked out of bed, her eyes lit up.

"You all think I'm fiddling with feng shui and making trouble unreasonably, but in fact, I'm just going to advance and retreat, and I'm fighting for Dr. Zhang to manage the bed for us!"

"Huh?"

The woman in bed 35 was a little dizzy, "But, didn't you already ask Dr. Zhang just now......?

"Don't you believe it?"

The corners of the 36-bed eldest sister's mouth hooked up a confident smile, "If you don't believe it, go and ask, is it now that Dr. Zhang is in charge of us again." ”

35 The woman in the bed looked at her daughter—

Soon, the families of the 35 beds brought the exact news.

The director also comforted me, saying that Dr. Zhang is very good at medical skills and metaphysics, so we can rest assured that we can ......

"Look, yes!"

The 35-bed sister put on a victor's posture.

"Do you think I'm really asking about Feng Shui?

Do you think I really want to change my bed?"

"Nope!

I'm actually using Feng Shui to deliberately embarrass those doctors, and then let them know that only Dr. Zhang can handle us!"

"Then, their only choice is to let Dr. Zhang be our bedside doctor!"

You think I'm on the first floor?

Actually, I'm on the third floor!

I can't think of it!