Chapter 421: This seat needs to be rearranged!
Pei Yanzhi was stunned for a moment, what's wrong, why am I uneducated, that's how it is on TV, although I am a little strong, but Bailongma really didn't call Monk Sha Senior Brother Sha!
Looking at Pei Yanzhi with a stubborn face, Gao Feng didn't fight anywhere, because when he was a child, Gao Feng not only handed over the art of Peking Opera to their four apprentices, but also asked their teacher Liu Xiangjun to teach them a lot of classical poems and articles, and taught them the principles of life, the four famous works, which are also compulsory courses.
Gao Feng said hatefully, "Don't interrupt me with the plot in the TV series, it's the screenwriter himself, is that what he said? Just watch the first episode, the Jade Emperor was so frightened that he got under the table and shouted to invite the Buddha, just this paragraph, you can know that this screenwriter is a Buddhist lover, and his ability to make up nonsense is really strong!"
The audience in the audience also laughed, over the years, many people have analyzed the TV series of "Journey to the West", and indeed said to Gao Feng, this TV series is a classic, but many things in it are really unreachable, the screenwriter and director have too many private goods, just like Gao Feng said just now, the dignified Jade Emperor was scared by a wild monkey and got under the table, such a plot, the screenwriter really dares to make it up, and they really dare to act.
Gao Feng sighed and said, "In the TV series, the plot of the little white dragon worshipping Tang Seng was added, but in the original book, there is no such plot at all, it is directly that Guanyin Bodhisattva turned the little white dragon into a horse and let Sun Wukong lead it to Tang Seng, and the plot you said later is indeed in the book, that is, Xiao Bailong persuaded Zhu Bajie to find Sun Wukong and call Zhu Bajie the second senior brother!"
When Pei Yanzhi heard this, he clapped his hands and said, "Ah, Master, don't you look at it, he calls Zhu Bajie the second senior brother, but he hasn't called Monk Sha the third senior brother, which shows that Bailongma may be ranked third, you can't deny this possibility!"
Gao Feng picked up the fan again, so frightened that Pei Yanzhi quickly stood up, put on a posture to run, and said, "Master, I'm so old, we can't use corporal punishment anymore, if you have evidence, take it out, it's useless for you to beat me, I'm Monk Sha!"
The audience in the audience also watched with great interest the pair of masters and apprentices on the stage playing treasure, but they also wanted to know very much whether what Pei Yanzhi said made sense, and how old was this white dragon horse.
Gao Feng put down the fan hatefully, stretched out his hand and nodded at Pei Yanzhi, and said, "I just said that Bailongma didn't apprentice at all, and later he called Zhu Bajie the second senior brother, what is the reason?"
Pei Yanzhi is not really stupid, he was just surrounded by his own thinking just now, and there is a fluke mentality, and he wants to mess around, but Gao Feng's words can be regarded as directly revealing the mystery of this matter.
Pei Yanzhi said with a slumped head, "It seems that this little white dragon should be a registered disciple!"
The audience in the audience was a little dizzy when they listened, named disciple, what is this!
Gao Feng nodded and said, "Then according to what our quyi world says, what do named disciples say?"
Pei Yanzhi stuck out his tongue and said solemnly, "The identity of the registered disciple is the lowest, no matter how early the apprenticeship is, you must call the official disciple senior brother!"
At this moment, everyone understood, although it was said that Xiao Bailong met Tang Seng before Zhu Bajie and Sha Monk, but as a registered disciple, he could only be ranked last.
Pei Yan said with a gloomy face, "Master, then I'm not a little white dragon, I'm an official disciple, not a registered disciple!"
Gao Feng nodded and said, "Then can't I demote you to a registered disciple?"
Pei Yanzhi hurriedly waved his hand and said, "Forget it, forget it, I'm the little white dragon, I admit it!"
The audience in the audience watched this scene, and they were also very happy, and they admired Teacher Gao Feng's knowledge very much, Pei Yanzhi's small omission could be caught by him, it was really amazing!
Pei Yanyi said with a dejected face, "My father just pushed me into the water, I asked the master to save me, after the master came, he calmly picked up a stone and said, whoever dares to save him, I will smash him! No, this stepfather, a stepmaster, I have to continue to shake people!"
This time, Gao Feng didn't say that sentence like Pei Jingqi, because the audience on the stage shouted in unison, "Young people don't talk about martial arts, rat tail juice!"
Looking at Pei Yanzhi who was frightened on the stage, the audience was all laughing so much that they couldn't see their teeth and eyes.
Pei Yanzhi adjusted his mentality, stood up, and said, "This time, I won't invite them one by one, I directly invited the other two masters, Mr. Han Pingzheng, the head of the Ma faction, and Mr. Mei Wenjiu, the head of the Mei faction Tsing Yi!"
Gao Feng and Pei Jingqi also stood up and looked at the direction of the door with a smile.
The audience also stood up and applauded these two Peking Opera masters in the Peking Opera industry.
Although both of them were already old, they were in good spirits, and they swayed to stop Pei Yanzhi, who came to help them, and the two came to the center of the stage with a smile.
Seeing that three of the five positions have been occupied, and there is only one C position in the middle, according to age and seniority, Mr. Mei Wenjiu is the undisputed middle C position, Pei Yanzhi also thought so when he arranged this position at that time.
But after Mr. Mei Wenjiu came, he didn't sit directly in the middle, and said with a smile, "This Yanzhi, the location will not be arranged, it really should be played." ”
Pei Yanzhi's face was terrified, because Pei Yanzhi could hear that Jiu Ye was unhappy, but he didn't know what he had done wrong!
Pei Jingqi and Gao Feng were also a little stunned.
Han Pingzheng trembled slightly in his heart, knowing that Jiu Ye was speaking for himself, so he said with a smile, "Jiu Ye should sit in the C position regardless of his age or age, and Yan Zhi's arrangement is not wrong!"
Mei Wenjiu smiled slightly and said, "Don't mention any seniority, age, the four people present, three are his masters, and one is his father, this kid plays such a hand for me, do you have to divide the high and low?"
When Pei Yanyi heard this, he knew what the problem was.
Originally, when Mei Wenjiu accepted Pei Yanzhi, Pei Yanzhi already had two masters, and he was also the successor of the Pei faction, so he could say that he had inserted a horizontal bar, and he was originally guilty of the peak, Pei Jingqi and Han Pingzheng felt a little guilty in their hearts, and this time Pei Yanzhi put out this seat, and he let himself sit in the middle C position.
Of course, Mei Wenjiu knew that Pei Yanzhi didn't have so much thought, which master was high and which master was low, just like Han Pingzheng said, it was divided according to age, but in Mei Wenjiu's heart, he felt a little unable to sit still when he sat in the middle position, so he took the opportunity to lose a little temper.
Even if Pei Yanzhi's psychological quality is good, he is a little helpless in the face of Jiu Ye's petty anger.
Although the audience felt that the atmosphere on the stage was a little delicate, they didn't find that the situation on the stage was a little frozen, and thought that this was the routine arranged before, and they all shouted at Pei Yanzhi.
Han Pingzheng also knew Mei Wenjiu's thoughts, and couldn't help but feel happy in his heart, this old brother is really a man of temperament.
Han Pingzheng felt sorry for his apprentice, and said with a smile, "Yanzhi, since Jiu Ye doesn't want to sit in the C seat, then let's change the seat!"
Hearing that Master Han gave him the steps, Pei Yanzhi also hurriedly got off the donkey down the slope and asked with a smile, "Master, then what do you say?" ”
Han Pingzheng pointed to Pei Yanzhi's position and said with a smile, "What kind of thing are you, sit on an equal footing with the four of us, move your seat to the table for me, and be your host!"
Pei Yanzhi was happy in his heart, laughed, patted his head, and said, "Look at my brain, I have trespassed, I have trespassed, what the master said is right, I will get out!"
Pei Yanzhi ran over, picked up his chair, and moved it outside the table. Put it on your side.
Han Pingzheng said, "Put the remaining four chairs in turn." ”
Pei Yanzhi hurriedly put the positions of the four chairs one by one, and now there are only four chairs left behind the table on the stage, and there is no so-called C position.
Pei Yan gave Han Pingzheng a thumbs up in his heart, and he was really an old traitor...... No, it's a good idea!
Next, it is time to rearrange the seats, Pei Yanzhi looked at Han Pingzheng with a pleading eye, Master, send the Buddha to the west!
Han Pingzheng said with a smile, "At the beginning, there was the embarrassment of the four famous Dans singing "Four or Five Flower Caves", and today it is the embarrassment of Pei Yanzhi arranging the four elders, which can be regarded as echoing before and after!"
The audience in the audience was also amused by Han Pingzheng's words, and it really depends on whether this Pei Yanzhi has the long-sleeved dance like the Peach Blossom Pavilion owner back then!
Pei Yanzhi's helplessness just now was suddenly frightened by Mei Wenjiu's little temper, this time Han Pingzheng had already given his opinion, and Pei Yanzhi also had a plan in his heart.
Pei Yanzhi coughed lightly and said, "The four are all elders, three masters, and one father, this seat is very important in our Huaxia, so arranging this seat is a very delicate problem, I don't know how many people have died on it, and it is estimated that I will not escape this fate today." ”
"Anyway, they are all relatives, even if it's wrong, you can't do anything to me, can you still break away from the father-son relationship with me because I don't give you a good seat, and the master can still drive me out of the master for this matter, just a good apprentice like me, where can you find it!"
Looking at Pei Yan's appearance, the four elders also looked at him with a smile to see how he arranged it!