Netizens are bored at all times.

In the past, there was a simple daily sentence such as "Jia Junpeng, your mother called you home for dinner", which became popular on CCTV and followed the stubbornness, and then there were "Sister Milk Tea" and "Sister Tianxian", who only relied on a not very high-definition picture to become the dream lover of countless otaku.

This interview also went viral.

It's just that it's not the interview itself that's popular, it's also a photoshopped picture, and the name "Zhang Fan".

A netizen with a good deed took a screenshot of a certain page of the interview, and then went to the post bar for help.

"Please get rid of the boy in the middle, little brother thank you very much!"

Zhang Fan in the photo is standing in the center, Jiang Lanqing and Bai Xue, who are standing beside him, tilt their heads in his direction at the same time, raise their chins, unconsciously show a sweet smile at the corners of their mouths, and look at him with affection in their eyes.

This was originally a picture that made the FFF members angry, and after removing him, the person who was in the way, immediately turned into a beautiful lily blooming, which broke the hearts of countless male compatriots.

It is human nature to pursue beauty at all times.

When the great god released this photo full of lily breath, the situation was like the flooding of the Yellow River, and it was out of control.

Someone saved it right away, and then a new post was opened.

"Yesterday my mother introduced me to two blind dates, which one should I choose?"

Soon someone replied.

"Could it be that Your Excellency's name is Zhang Fan?"

There are also people who take the picture he just saved to Aoki University to post a reward.

"100 Penguin Coins bounty on the way to the specific information of the two girls. ”

It's just that Aoki University's post bar is not as lively as Li Yi's bar, and it took a minute before someone replied.

"I've saved the picture, and I'll tell you that the girl's personal hobby on the left is 100 yuan a piece in our dormitory, where do you come from. ”

The reply was Zhou Chang, a freshman in the School of Economics and Management, and Jiang Lanqing's classmate.

After he left a message, there was a message from Bai Xue immediately.

"The picture has been set up as a computer desktop, and I will tell you that the personal hobby of the girl on the right is two hundred yuan a piece in our department, and the price of the external department is doubled. ”

Zhou Chang saw that the kid downstairs was deliberately provoking trouble, and he was furious, and his fingers danced quickly on the keyboard.

"Don't brag, anyone with a discerning eye can see that Jiang Lanqing is more beautiful than Bai Xue. ”

"I think you're blind, and it's clear that snow is cuter. ”

Bai Xue's classmates were not to be outdone.

Then the two sprayed each other because of "who is more important, beautiful or cute", and the onlookers who ate melons also joined in at this time, and soon divided into two major parties: "Qingqing faction" and "Baixue faction".

Seeing that the topic was completely off, the landlord had to shout weakly: "I'll be 100 penguin coins, will anyone partner with me to increase the price?"

"Yes. ”

Another netizen replied immediately after saving the picture.

This is just a post situation, in Baidu Tieba, in Renren.com, this photoshopped picture is constantly copying and pasting.

There are countless "Ah Q" being born.

"Ask for help, they all like me, I don't know who to choose as a wife. ”

There are also countless "Master Zhao" who are slapping his face.

"Could it be that Your Excellency's name is Zhang Fan?"

When it became popular on the Internet, Aoki University's on-campus forum was naturally swiped by this picture, and it was accompanied by a problem.

"Who is Zhang Fan?"

"Zhang Fan is also a person from Yizhou, he can read 5,000 words at the age of three, blurt out seven-law poems at the age of five, is eight feet tall, and looks better than Pan An......"

Wang Ru looked at Zhang Fan's reply, gasped, and admired his thumb up: "I can't imagine that there is a brazen person like you in this world." ”

Then he whispered, "Aren't you worried? Now it's all posts about your two girlfriends, and if you continue like this, sooner or later someone will dig it up." ”

Zhang Fan knew what Wang Ru was talking about, and shook his head with a smile.

"What is there to be afraid of, the soldiers will come to block the water and cover the earth. ”

At first, when he knew that they were unexpectedly on fire, it was indeed a cold air that immediately went from his tail vertebrae down his spine to his forehead, as if the relationship between the three of them would be revealed in the next second.

What followed was that his parents would fly from Rongcheng overnight with the thickest stick in the house.

Jiang Lanqing's parents, Bai Xue's mother, would sit on the same flight to Beijing with a kitchen knife.

The three of their friends would probably be silent, waiting until the next time they met to look at them incredulously.

All this should have scared and frightened him, but when he used a broken mentality today, he kept holding the hands of the two girls to visit the Beijing Zoo, and sat side by side in the aquarium to watch the dolphin show.

At night, he took them by the arm and walked down the prosperous street, watching the hurried pedestrians approaching him.

Although their eyes will be attracted by them, they will not stay on them too much.

Zhang Fan suddenly realized at this time that he and them were just ordinary members of the crowd that was bustling through, and no one really cared about their relationship.

Since they are melon eaters, why should they care about what they think and say?

The world is so big, most people will only have a one-sided relationship with them

If you think about it, as long as you can persuade their parents to agree, it's not a big deal.

As for his parents, they are the only children in the family, and they can't let the old Zhang family break off, not to mention that this is a matter of branches, maybe they will steal joy in their hearts in the end.

Thinking about this, Zhang Fan naturally no longer cowered as before, and he had the prank-like reply he just made.

Of course, he is not stupid to take the initiative to provoke the relationship now, at least until he becomes strong enough to protect them from the wind and rain.

The ancients said: "A fierce general is a good horse, and a beautiful woman loves a hero." ”

In modern times, although he can't be a general, and he can't rely on a sword to fight the world, he can earn a lot of money.

At that time, even if the truth is revealed, the people who eat melons can only scold with envy and jealousy.

"The damn world, pretty girls like rich people. ”

Maybe someone will take the initiative to help him refute: "You can't eat grapes and say that grapes are sour, if you are handsome and rich, I'm afraid you will find more girlfriends, and now that rich man is not three wives and four concubines, and he hasn't watched the news!"

When I saw my message, I was immediately complained: "You are Zhang Fan himself, right?"

Zhang Fan generously replied: "Yes."

Regarding the question of "Do you like Jiang Lanqing or Bai Xue?", he pretended not to see it, and directly closed the webpage of Shuimu Nianhua, opened Baidu Tieba, and enjoyed the pictures of netizens spoofing him.

The most of them were burned at the stake, surrounded by a circle of FFF members wearing black pointed hats and holding torches.

Wang Ru recalled Zhang Fan's words just now, and saw that he was still in the mood to look at these pictures, so he really believed in his "soldiers will block, and water will cover the earth." ”

said with some admiration: "If I had your ability, I would have chased Shu Yue a long time ago." ”

Zhang Fan glanced back at Wang Ru, and wanted to say: "Even if you are thicker than me, you have no chance, people don't like you at all!"

It's just that the words become a lyric when they come to their mouths.

"It's not me, alas. ”

At the same time, Zhang Zhenzhen looked at the picture Wang Jiajia sent to her, and immediately dialed Zhang Fan's phone.

Some things have always been that the emperor is not in a hurry, and the eunuchs are in a hurry.