The next night.

Bar.

"Hi~≈~"

Rose pushed the door in despair, looked at the empty bar, and said the classic 'Ross sigh that makes people depressed when they listen to it' to Phoebe, who was sitting at the bar drinking: "Where have all the people gone?"

"Oh, the bar is closed, and Chris (the bartender) told me to finish my drink and lock the door by myself. ”

Phoebe explained, then looked at Rose, who everyone knew was wrong, "What happened? Last night's surprise wasn't exciting enough?"

"Not exciting enough?"

Rose smiled bitterly: "It's too exciting!"

"Then what are you doing with a sad face?"

Phoebe laughed.

"Because my marriage is nothing compared to last night's excitement. ”

Ross said indignantly.

"Huh?"

Phoebe was a little confused.

"Carol is a lace trim. ”

Rose said sullenly: "Our marriage is over. ”

"Why?"

Phoebe asked subconsciously.

“......”

The corners of Rose's mouth twitched, and he rolled his eyes and said, "Because I'm not!"

"Oh my God. ”

Phoebe said apologetically, "I can't believe it, oh, poor boy. ”

"I'm an idiot. ”

Rose walked to the bar, poured a glass of wine, took a sip, and blamed himself: "I should have thought of a cool wife who pulls her husband to look at beautiful women whenever she goes out." ”

"Could it be that Susan?"

Phoebe asked.

Rose was stunned and said sadly: "It must be her, I said that Carol has followed her to the gym for so long, and it has no effect at all, where has she worked?!"

"It's a blessing in disguise. ”

Phoebe sighed.

"What?!"

Rose spread his hands and shouted incredulously.

"Actually......"

Phoebe wanted to explain that the amount of indescribable exercise was also very large, since Carol's figure had not changed much, it should not have reached that step, or there were not many times of greening, but when she met Rose's round eyes, she had to swallow back the words that came to her mouth.

"It's been seven years, we've been together for seven years, and she's the only woman who has ever loved me. ”

Even though Phoebe's words just now made him a little unhappy, the strong desire to talk drove Rose to continue: "And the only one who has had ...... with me"

Speaking of this, Rose was embarrassed to say it, because he had a secret hidden in his heart, that is, he was patiently instructed by a gentle librarian aunt in high school.

But there was no need for him to continue, Phoebe already understood, and took the initiative to hug him.

The 10,000-year-old pure yang may be ridiculed, but loyalty and steadfastness can move people.

"Oh, Rose~"

Faced with Rose's sadness and gloom, Phoebe, who is a friend, began to try her best to persuade: "You don't deserve this kind of torture, you are so nice and considerate......"

Phoebe is worthy of being on the street, and her persuasion methods are very clever.

Listening to these exaggerated words in Rose's ears, his cheeks were bitten to the left one after another, his hormones surged, and the grief and depression in his heart were instantly suppressed.

The two looked at each other and made sure they looked at each other......

Bang dang.

The bar door was pushed open.

"Wow, it turns out that Carol is Phoebe's twin sister, why haven't I heard you talk about it. ”

Adam walked in and quipped at the panicked wild mandarin duck.

"It's not what you think, Adam, you listen to us. ”

Rose clutched the back of his head, which had been hit by the chandelier, and said urgently.

“ok。 ”

Adam sat at the bar, smiling at the two of them.

Rose opened his mouth to speak, but he didn't know how to explain it for a while.

"Carol is a lace side, Rose's marriage has come to an end, and I was comforting him just now. ”

Phoebe was an old man in the end, and got up from the pool table unhurriedly, and explained concisely while tidying up her clothes.

"Yes, yes, that's it. ”

Ross immediately chimed in, and then pleaded, "Adam, don't tell anyone about this. ”

"No problem. ”

Adam nodded, curious, "But you're divorced?"

"Nope. ”

Rose shook his head: "But soon." ”

"How?"

Adam laughed.

"Huh?"

Rose looked at Adam puzzled: "What do you say?"

"Why is it said that you are about to get divorced?"

Adam complained: "Did Carol have a showdown with you, or did you break something and take the initiative to divorce?"

"Neither. ”

Rose was stunned by the question, and habitually yelled, "What the hell are you talking about?

“so？”

Adam looked directly at Rose, who had the potential to roar the emperor: "Since it's not her showdown with you, and it's not you who break anything, what if she's lace?

Ross froze.

"Since you are not divorced, you can either redeem it now or divorce it. ”

Adam continued to complain: "But you don't seem to be ready to do anything, you just got some news, and in the blink of an eye, you came to ask for comfort? What is this? Hulk plus Flash, Green Lightning?"

"Don't say that, I took the initiative to comfort Rose. ”

Phoebe explained with some embarrassment.

When Adam said this, she also realized that her kindness seemed to have crossed the line.

"So what should I do?"

Rose's head was full of mud, and he bowed his head in shame.

"You can do anything, but think with your head, not your lower body. ”

Adam complained: "Even if you really want to divorce because Carol is lace, then divorce decisively first, and then ask for comfort and hugs or something, don't have a little setback, vent first at every turn." It's not a child, so what if you let the grievances fly for a while?"

This is Adam's biggest complaint when watching American dramas, that is, boyfriends and girlfriends must not quarrel with each other in American dramas, because once they quarrel, love will instantly turn into a light, so green that it makes you panic.

In Friends, Ross and Rachel quarrel over a busy work schedule and don't have time for a date, and just after the quarrel, Rachel can't bear to refuse a handsome male colleague who is one of the sources of the quarrel to come home at night to comfort her.

And Rose, after hearing the movement on the phone and hanging up the phone angrily, rolled the sheets directly with a strange woman in the bar.

Before and after, three hours are estimated to be nothing.

Then both regretted not wanting to break up......

For years afterward, Ross yelled at him on the grounds that they had broken up in the first place, thinking that he was right.

But the love that can't last even three hours, is it really love?

In Dongguo, boyfriends and girlfriends quarrel and break up, and they are separated and merged, isn't it a daily operation?

If it's all like Green Lightning Ross, the whole world can only continue with a reboot, right?

There are many more examples of the same, Chandler used to be crazy obsessed with Joey's girlfriend, and later became boyfriend and girlfriend, because of the quarrel, Chandler went to apologize to the other party the next morning, only to find that the thing he had quarreled with his girlfriend because of concern really happened, and he was really green.

It's still a home run!

There are countless cases of first base, second base, and third base.

Ross and Phoebe, Phoebe and Joey, Joey and Rachel, Rachel and Chandler, Chandler and Monica, and even Monica and her mysterious midnight kisser, a proper ecological closed loop has wood and ......

Doesn't it matter if it's a home run?

I'm afraid this kind of logic can only exist in American dramas.

Just look at the love apartment after sinicization, Lu Xiaobu is romantic, does he have any behavior with Hu Yifei, Lin Wanyu, and Qin Yumo?

Not to mention the combined arrangement between other CPs, Chen Meijia, who likes the magic of Shangguangu, and Zhang Wei, who almost fell in love with Hu Yifei, ended indifferently when there was no shadow on the first base.

The screenwriter is very smart, he knows that not everything can be sinicized, and he doesn't dare to challenge the three views of the Chinese people......