Zhao Baogang quickly sent a cat cub and a dog cub.

The cat is a native cat, with a round head and a round brain, a pair of yellow eyes, and a mackerel pattern, like a tiger skin. The timid is small, nestled in the arms of the new master, and the next place trembles.

The dog is a dirt dog, with brown hair, a little black on the back, ears just erected, black eyes and sloping around, looking stupid.

Xu Fei was holding a little male cat and a little at his feet...... Eh, that's not the right word...... Xu Fei hugged the cat, and the dog at his feet, couldn't help but be very satisfied, and his soul had sustenance.

"I'll give you a name. ”

"Hmmm......"

He looked into the courtyard, "This cat has a round head and a round brain, so it's called a pomegranate." This dog is stupid and doesn't pull a few bits, let's call it a gourd. ”

Although he doesn't know what it has to do with the gourd, naming cats and dogs is such an important thing...... Of course, it's perfunctory!!

"Let's play by ourselves. ”

Xu Fei threw the pomegranate and kicked the gourd again.

The cat lay down and did not dare to move, and looked around very cautiously, and the dog ran out, stuck out his tongue and fell around the yard, and went straight to the toilet.

", get back!"

Xu Fei hurriedly intercepted and said angrily: "Don't eat! If I find out, I'll castrate you in minutes, don't you hear!"

"Woo...... Woo......"

The gourd's ears drooped, feeling aggrieved and puzzled by not letting himself eat.

He stood on the steps and watched for a while, and when he saw that the pomegranate began to move slowly, and the gourd was no longer interested in the toilet, he wiped himself into the study.

When it was renovated, the large glass windows were all replaced, and the view was excellent. Especially in the main room, the windows are facing the yard, which is clear.

He closed the door tightly, closed the window, and muttered that in the future, it would be locked every day and made a forbidden place, otherwise a cat and a dog would break in and there would be no place to cry.

Xu Fei sat at the table and began to write in code, looking up from time to time.

This is an opinion paper, the content is repetitive, and it is still a matter of forming an audio-visual publishing unit.

I mentioned it before, but I didn't pay attention to it. Sometimes leaders make wrong decisions, or make decisions that are slow, and they usually refuse to admit it. But there must be a number of people at the bottom, and as long as the matter is desirable, it must continue to be mentioned - and also give the leader a step.

The concert did not pay dividends, and I saw that people made millions. This time it's my own party, and the quality of the program has also been watched, so there is even more reason to form it.

In fact, he doesn't need to bother with the TV station, but the most important thing for people in the system is to show their value and find more ways.

............

"Who are you looking for?"

"Your surname is Zhao, Aunt Zhao, I am from the TV station, and I specially saw you coming. ”

"Ouch, come on, buy me something......"

"Stop!"

In the studio of the TV station, Zhao Ma and Brother Niu were rehearsing the sketch, Xu Fei was in charge of the whole process, and couldn't help but stop after watching it for a while.

"Mr. Zhao, don't act in a position, be natural. This is the image of an ordinary old lady, don't deliberate on the accent, Tangshan flavor is Tangshan flavor, how comfortable you are. ”

"Brother Niu, I'm a little nervous, relax and relax. ”

"Eh!"

Brother Niu is currently unknown, what people say.

"A Day in the Life of a Heroic Mother", there should be no one who hasn't seen it, right? It doesn't refer to her son's identity, but there is a sentence "You go to the factory to find him." ”

So it should be workers.

Xu Fei changed to a policeman, or a big case, the kind that saves national property.

The rhythm of the original version is a bit choppy, and he deletes and supplements it, and the answers are more natural and logical.

For example, at the beginning, you can first introduce yourself as a TV station before you can talk, rather than after entering the house, you will say that you are a TV station.

and "Last Night's Stars", he specifically went to find it, it was the batch of Wanwan TV series that had just been introduced, otherwise it wouldn't be a stalk.

"Which leg are you used to?"

"Male left, female right, I'll step on the right leg, do you want to step into the right leg?"

"Step on your right leg!"

"Then I'll play my right leg, play it!"

"Stop!"

Xu Fei jumped directly on the stage, "Teacher Zhao, you have to walk like this, come sideways, and then raise your legs, lift your legs, lift your legs, lift your legs ......"

He demonstrated as he spoke, "Expression is very important, and it must be righteous and awe-inspiring, so that it can be effective." Besides, you are still a little upright, you don't necessarily have to memorize the lines, play freely, Tangshan's dialect, add any funny, don't let the audience see that there are traces of performance. ”

“......”

Zhao Licheng has decades of stage experience, nodded and said: "I understand, I am an old lady myself, and again, I will play an old lady, I don't need to arrange the performance, I will go to that station." ”

"Yes, that's what it means. ”

Xu Fei called Brother Niu again and said: "The core of this sketch is Mr. Zhao, but the rhythm control is in your hands." Teacher Zhao is responsible for putting it, it's all a burden, the audience is happy, and then when you come here, snap it tightly, turn the rhythm, and then put it again, it's another piece of baggage, it's almost like a compliment, can you understand?"

"Well, I'm in charge of the start and turn, the tightness is fast and slow, well, I understand. ”

"Alright, go ahead!"

"Then I'll play my right leg, play it!"

"That's it!"

"Hey, hey, hey......"

After repeated run-ins, both of them found their feelings. Brother Niu kept stepping back, shouting loudly.

Zhao Lirong leaned sideways, kicked forward sideways with one leg, her face was righteous and awe-inspiring, carrying a bag of gifts like carrying an explosives bag, and in front of her was the kind of bunker of a little devil.

"Hahaha!"

Everyone present came over, leaning back and forth, where did this old lady find it, absolutely not!

"Good!"

After lining up a few times, Xu Fei slapped his face, "It's almost there, no matter how familiar you are, you can go on stage." ”

"Come on, it's your turn!"

He beckoned Hu Yajie and the three of them to come over, and began to rehearse "Taking a Thief to a Blind Date".

Shen Junyi has rich experience and good acting skills, Hu and Wu are professional, and they are used to rehearsing sketches, but they are more relaxed than acting. It's just that the style is almost good, not comedic enough.

"Big brother, where is this?"

"Hotel. ”

"What are you doing at the hotel?"

"Eat!"

"Haven't you seen it? Reform and opening up have a new look, society is changing every day, and it is illegal to catch a thief, and people will invite you to a meal! Big brother, this is a state-run restaurant, do you have enough food stamps?"

"Stop!"

Xu Fei shouted and stopped, and said, "Brother Junyi, after you listen to the meal, you should be a little surprised, and then say this paragraph seriously, the more serious the better."

Come again!"

It doesn't matter if Hu Yajie is a little woody, but it looks serious, Wu Yujuan is still satisfying and proportionate.

Shen Junyi's role as a thief is the core, and the laughter is all on him, Xu Fei summed up two words: cheap, ruffian.

Be sure to show these two words.

"According to the requirements of the superiors, we just have to practice, speak, run, and fight. ”

"Then we can't get over it?"

"You also have a big Spring Festival training?"

"Practice!"

Shen Junyi shook off the eight-handed leather jacket, revealing the big red sweater inside, "Cats practice, rats don't practice, don't you look for death!"

"Hahahaha!"

Liu Di at the scene, other colleagues in the art department, didn't know how many times he had fun, and he also felt pressure.

The singing and dancing are already so good, and the quality of the sketches is so high! Fortunately, it is only a temporary secondment, and if this is really transferred to the Ministry of Literature and Art, it is purely not leaving a way for people to live, and will they not be able to play in the future?