Chapter 217: His horse is dead

Smack.

Liu Xin threw the small pistol to the ground, looking very casual and disdainful.

"I don't think many viewers will come to see the storybook in which I am the main character, and besides, if you see it, you will see it! I really don't believe it, how many people will spend money today!"

Smack.

After satan patted his buttocks, he shook his elbows sharply and walked in front, swaying and shaking, looking very arrogant.

"Hey! There is no way to do it if business is sluggish! Most of the human race is despicable and shameless! I like free and free prostitution! After all, there is no lower limit to human selfishness! In fact, the vast majority of people you kill are that kind of people!"

"And for my friends who spent real money to come and see me talk nonsense............"

Speaking of which, Satan turned his head and looked at the empty hills, covering his mouth and snickering as if he was facing some camera.

"I'm sorry, hee-hee. ”

Syllable.

Satan stumbled, lunged forward, and nearly fell.

On the burgundy suit pants, there is an extra footprint of a military boot.

"Alright! Hurry up! You're in my way! Get all over here, so that I and the non-existent audience can take a breather!"

"Okay, okay, you're really an impatient, and I don't know who you look like!? Friend, I'll have to talk about you, you do things so quickly, in the blink of an eye, your life can pass in a hurry! The pun I just came up with, not bad, right!?"

Smack. Liu Xin stopped.

He slowly turned his head at a slow pace that was completely opposite to his anxious mood.

Minute by second, there seemed to be a squeak of metal rubbing near his neck.

"So, I said............ Aren't I already dead!!Haven't I been in a hurry!? How many words do you think I can write in this life if I write a book? It's only ten chapters at most?!"

Syllable!!!

Speaking of this, it was not enough to relieve his anger, Liu Xin kicked Satan again, but it was not very heavy.

"I really don't understand, what's the point of taking some things slowly, what's the use of making everything so detailed, how much is the value of complicating the situation, and in the end, it's all a matter of shooting?"

"The ending of all stories is nothing more than this, something kills something, if it's a love story, and you can add who is with whom, this kind of thing is more boring than my life. ”

Satan rubbed his ass and chased after him, and was angry that Liu Xin didn't praise him for the good things he said in his pun.

He was a gentleman and a language artist!

"Liu Xinxin, don't you say that! Although your life really can't be compared with fairy tales, the details are still very important! You see, they don't know that the beast finally ate the beauty, and they don't know why the prince happened to appear in front of Snow White who ate the poisoned apple, and they don't know how long the sleeping beauty slept!"

"That's why you're different from them, friend! You're not a fool!"

Bang bang!!!

Liu Xin took out the revolver without looking back, and fired five shots directly at the position of Satan's voice.

It seems that there is too much satanic nonsense, which annoys Liu Xin, who wants to keep everything simple.

Hopefully, these bullets won't kill him, or at least keep his mouth shut............

After all, no matter how much a person talks, it will not be louder than a gunshot.

"Wow!

I saw Satan swaying left and right, twisting his waist and leaning sideways to dodge all the five bullets gorgeously.

But the serious threat really worked, and Satan saw that Liu Xin didn't like to listen to what he said, so he quickly pretended to be soft and silently followed Liu Xin.

After thinking about it, he rubbed his hands, and whispered to the air on the side: "Actually, stretch the length a little longer, if I talk more nonsense, I can earn more appearance fees............"

............ The empty ruins were empty, and it was not known if he was talking to himself or to whom.

And when they passed through the ruined territory of the Lord of Destruction, the two of them came to the next level of hell.

- Pop, a drop of sweat fell on the dry ground, and soon turned into a small splash scattered aside.

"I always think, isn't it a little hot in here?"

Liu Xin kept walking on the path of hell at a constant speed, and even though he was sweating, he was unwilling to take off his windbreaker.

"Of course, my friend! This is the hottest place in hell! You're getting that question right!"

After speaking, Satan always rushed out of the place where Liu Xin's sweat fell, and pointed to the huge steamer and the bubbling cauldron next to him.

"See!?This is our bathhouse!Liu Xinxin, since we're all here............

After speaking, he put one hand on Liu Xin's other shoulder, stopped him in his arms and said, "How about it? Come in and take a sauna? Or take a bubble bath first?"

Under Liu Xin's warm gaze of 'this guy is probably not lightly ill', Satan slowly pulled open his collar, as if he was about to start taking it off............

Hum............ I see.

Only then did Liu Xin understand that no one cares about this king of hell on weekdays, so his style of action is so unruly and ............ Freely.

But he really didn't want to see his **.

This kind of thing is quite embarrassing for business partners.

"I'm going to go to you alone, I don't like bathing, I'll get dizzy when it's hot. ”

"Really, don't worry, dear, it's not that hot here!"

After saying that, he trotted all the way to a frying pan and gently inserted the tip of his finger............

Looking back, Satan smiled kindly, "Look? I said it's not that hot!"

β€œ............ Thanks to you, I'm not that hot anymore. ”

Liu Xin felt like she was breaking out in a cold sweat.

He saw that the part of Satan's finger that had just been inserted into the pan of oil had completely disappeared......

How hot the hell is this!?

But............ In less than a moment, Satan's scalded finger was repaired.

Like this, he gave Liu Xin a thumbs up at this moment: "See? It's okay friend! But we are really in a hurry, let's talk about it next time in the bath!"

Alas............

With his hands in his pockets, Liu Xin, who was not at all like trying the temperature, sighed: "According to the progress of the two of us, when will we leave here............

Well............

Satan holds his chin in the palm of his hand, like a small red flower in full bloom. The two eyes looked upward, as if they were thinking in an extremely rare way.

"Hmm...... I'll take a look, skip some boring scene descriptions, character action descriptions, and some bullshit psychological descriptions, it's him!

............ I don't know how much Satan omitted, maybe I think it's a little bad for the audience to continue to listen to his nonsense

Nerve.

Now, in front of the two, a new enemy has appeared.

That guy was about the same size as the previous Hellboy, but the shape was completely different.

Liu Xin's impression of that guy at first glance was very simple.

It's a horse, a monster with a burly human body and a weird giant horse's head.

Take a closer look...... The horse's face was devastated and devastated all over its body, and it seemed to have many depressions and gaps, arranged in a seven-seven-eighty-eight pattern on its body, and it was not neat. Carrying a huge firewood knife in his hand, he looked very creepy and weird.

And looking at the part of the horse's face as the head, it is even more frightening.

The rotten skin connected from the body to the face, a pair of scarlet eyes walked like the taillights of a car, the extremely long tongue was purple, saliva was dripping from the side of the mouth, and two rows of fangs could be clearly seen from the side of the face that was about to tear apart............

The most disgusting thing is that he has a mane that looks like a man and a horse.

Liu Xin looked away, and in a blink of an eye, since he could have such a fierce appearance, this guy must be one of the three demons mentioned by the Lord of Destruction earlier............

So............

"Demon Illustrated Book!"

"I'm here!"

............

Liu Xin looked at Satan who accompanied him with great disdain, thinking that this guy really regarded himself as a tour guide and a guide............

Satan smirked indifferently, after all, this kind of thing is like this, and it's never too late to talk about it.

"So, what did it come from?"

Hee-hee.

Satan laughed and narrated that he was a professional at heart.

This is one of the three demons of hell that symbolize peace. ”

【False Peace】

"False peace...... I was still wondering how there could be peace in hell, after all, the way they welcomed me............ It's all special, well, it's special. ”

Liu Xin thought about it carefully, but it wasn't that special...... He has seen more of this kind of thing.

"And what's the deal with his ghostly look? Why is he peaceful? Is there any reason?"

"Well............ this"

Satan arched his hand: "False peace symbolizes the uneasiness, fear and sorrow of the human heart, and it is not known whether the war will end or when it will begin, and it is because of this that he can become one of the three demons." ”

"And as for his uncomfortable look............"

With two fingers on his chin, Satan tilted his head and eyes in the direction of the horse's face.

"Simply put, his horse died. ”

"His horse is dead?"

Liu Xin crooked her mouth, looking very outrageous.

Satan pouted, as if it were the truth.

"Yes, to put it simply, his horse is dead. ”

Once upon a time............

I didn't know exactly how it was, but everyone said so.

Alright, alright, I know you're tired of hearing this beginning!

What else can I do? Do you want to hear the whole process of me giving you a new beginning here or do you want to hear the story?

Have you figured it out, then shut up and listen patiently!

Anyway, it's the old days............

Oh, it's unfortunate, this issue is over, we'll see you next time!