Chapter 166: When a Woman Comes to Aunt (Ask for Subscription)
Returning to the ground with half a bag of cow eggs, Liu Qingshan couldn't wait to peel off a large and yellow fruit.
The skin of the fruit is not hard and can be peeled off by hand.
When you peel it off, you don't see a pure yellow flesh, but a yellow and black flesh.
It's a bit like passion fruit.
It's just that it's not as soft as the flesh of passion fruit, but it has its own firm form. Even without the support of the peel, its shape will not change easily, which passion fruit cannot do.
Peel off the peel and take a bite, your mouth is full of tenderness, smoothness, crispiness and sweetness.
Although the fruit is big, it can't withstand Liu Qingshan's big mouth, and within a few clicks, half of the bag of cow eggs is missing.
The full belly, the fragrant lips and teeth, and even the exhaled breath carry the sweetness of the fruit, which is really good.
For a while, Liu Qingshan felt as if he had returned to the time when he went into the mountains to dig herbs with his grandfather when he was a child.
In those poor times, it was not easy to get enough to eat, let alone buy any snacks. Although the grandmother loves it and often buys popsicles to eat, the sweetness of the popsicles can be compared with the sweetness of the wild fruits in the mountains.
Every time he followed his grandfather into the mountains, his grandfather would always change his methods to find him all kinds of wild fruits to eat.
Whether it is August melon, ground suckle, cow egg lump or other wild fruit in the mountains, but anything that can be eaten, no matter where it is available, grandpa will always take the trouble to take him to find it.
The taste of the cow egg lump is fresh and sweet, but it is rare. Because the little animals in the mountains also like to eat delicious things, who is not a snacker?
Therefore, when I occasionally encounter a few intact cow egg mounds, my grandfather is always reluctant to eat them, and will always let him eat them.
That special mellow and sweet taste is still deeply imprinted in Liu Qingshan's mind. At this moment, when I taste the cow egg mound, the memories will be swept like a surging tide, with the innocence of childhood, with the kind smile of grandpa, and the cow egg mound in my hand at this time is combined into one, creating a unique delicacy in the world.
"Qingshan, you have to remember, this cow egg mound is not only delicious, but its canes, leaves, and fruits can be used in medicine. Its medicinal properties are mild, and the taste is sweet, with the effect of relaxing tendons and activating the nerves, detoxifying, diuretic, regulating menstruation and relieving pain. If one day your father is old, when the weather is cold, his joints hurt, or he accidentally bruises while working, you give him cow eggs. In addition, it is also effective for women, and it can also be cured for painful urination and irregular menstruation. However, it is estimated that you will not have much chance to treat women, at most you can only practice with your father. Grandpa said.
But no, who would believe a young man who was not very old? Except for his father and mother, who would believe a mountain baby who had not even read much of a book?
Liu Qingshan ate the delicious cow egg lump, thought about his grandfather's words, looked at the cow egg lump in the bag, and couldn't help laughing.
Mom and Dad will be happy if they see these delicacies.
In this way, the resentment of being plagued by small animals at lunch is gone, and the hardships of work are also reduced.
In the afternoon, Liu Qingshan dug up a lot of red-backed cinnabar roots.
Cinnabar root is this virtue, once you find one in one place, you are sure to find more in the neighborhood.
At dusk, Liu Qingshan walked home with a heavy burden.
The twilight was dark, and there was no trace of any human in the mountains except him.
Winter is a good time for mountain people to recuperate.
Sowing seeds in spring, maintenance in summer, and harvesting in autumn make the mountain people who have been engaged in manual labor for a long time miserable. Therefore, in the winter season, most of the mountain people will be lazy, even if they will go into the mountains to work when the wind and the sun are good, but they will often go out at eight or nine o'clock in the morning, and then finish work at three or four o'clock in the afternoon.
In the winter, there is no farm work, and most people go into the mountains or open up wasteland, or chop firewood, so these jobs do not have to be in a hurry, so everyone is relatively free to work.
In the deep twilight, the sunset has completely set, and only the glow of the sun unwillingly bursts out from the top of the West Mountain, igniting the clouds.
They were like mountain fires, and they didn't burn the mountains and forests, but they burned the western sky red, like the pink face of a girl who was very ashamed.
Oh, this is a bit like Chen Xiaofang, who was tanned red that day and wore a lipstick.
If that girl is really shy, I don't know what it looks like.
I guess it's even more beautiful than this sky? Liu Qingshan thought inexplicably.
"Ah Qiu. "Someone sneeze in front of you.
Liu Qingshan was stunned for a moment, and hurriedly stood up from the stone on the edge of the grass and raised his eyes to look.
I saw a wild man hurrying towards his location.
Liu Qingshan was startled and wanted to find a place to hide, but he didn't know where to hide.
The place where he rested was a meadow next to a stream at the foot of the mountain.
The grass is flat and spacious, not to mention hiding from people, even if you hide from a kitten, you probably can't hide it.
Seeing that the wild man was getting closer and closer, Liu Qingshan suddenly remembered the picture of the wild man eating people in the horror movie.
How can there be wild people in this mountain? And why do you have to let me meet them?
Liu Qingshan was stunned and frightened, he didn't know what to do, and he was ready to pick up the burden and run.
But by this time, the wild man who had bypassed the bushes had appeared beside him, and he had spoken: "What are you doing? Why do you run away when you see me? I don't eat people." ”
Liu Qingshan secretly breathed a sigh of relief, turned around and sweated, and said, "I, I thought it was a wild man." ”
"You're the savage. Chen Xiaofang angrily threw down the hoe and snakeskin bag in his hand, squatted by the stream, washed his face, and then glared at Liu Qingshan and said, "Where am I like a wild man?"
"No, no, no, no, me, I have a problem with my eyes. Liu Qingshan laughed twice, and saw that the snakeskin bag that Xiaofang threw on the ground seemed to be a little empty, so he asked, "Are you going into the mountains to dig yams?"
"Nonsense, why am I running so far without digging yams?"
"However, you don't seem to have a good harvest. Liu Qingshan couldn't help but smile.
His smile, in Chen Xiaofang's opinion, was a mocking laugh.
Chen Xiaofang squinted at him: "What's the matter with you? I dig more and dig less, that's all my business, what does it have to do with you? I want you to take care of it? What are you doing with so many mouths? What are you laughing at?"
Liu Qingshan: ?????????
What's wrong with me laughing? How did this woman act like she had eaten gunpowder?
Seeing that Liu Qingshan didn't speak, Chen Xiaofang turned around and picked up a handful of stream water, washed his mouth, and then picked up a handful and drank it into his stomach.
Just as she was doing these things, Liu Qingshan suddenly caught a glimpse of bright red......
Original, original, original legend is true.
There is a joke on the Internet that women get grumpy when they come to their aunts......
It turned out to be true......
And not in general.
He hurriedly turned around, grabbed a few cow eggs from the snakeskin bag, and handed them to Chen Xiaofang: "Na, here you go." ”
"What is this?" Chen Xiaofang didn't see clearly for a while.
But when she saw that the thing handed over by Liu Qingshan turned out to be a cow's egg mound in the mountain, her two round eyes flashed with countless bright lights: "Ha, where did you find it?"
She excitedly grabbed the cow egg lump, hugged it on her plump chest, tilted her head slightly, looked at the snakeskin bag behind Liu Qingshan and asked, "Is there anything else, give a few more." ”
Seeing this woman's emotional changes that can be described as flipping through a book, Liu Qingshan was a little speechless.
Are women so uncertain, just now they were as irritable as an angry lion, only to see a few gadgets at this time, and instantly happy like a flower, women are such creatures, it is really unpredictable.
"Yes. Liu Qingshan smiled at Chen Xiaofang and said, "I picked half a sack of cow eggs today." ”
"Wow, that's so much. Xiao Fang's eyes widened in disbelief, "I've been walking in the mountains for so long, and I've never seen so many cow eggs." Give me a few more. ”
"Hee-hee. Liu Qingshan smiled proudly, "Don't give it." ”
When Chen Xiaofang heard this, she instantly put away her smiling face, stared at Liu Qingshan, who had a hippie smiling face, and asked coldly, "Do you want to give it?" ”
Liu Qingshan shook his head: "Don't give it." ”
"Liu Qingshan, don't forget, in the past, when you knocked over the tofu in other people's commissaries, I borrowed five yuan to lose money for you. ”
"I don't remember when it was all old. ”
Don't remember?
Chen Xiaofang was furious: "Liu Qingshan!"
This angry shout frightened Liu Qingshan's soul to disperse.
Chen Xiaofang raised the Nine Yin White Bone Claw, gritted his teeth and asked, "Do you want to give it?"
"Give and give. "When a woman growls, the wild boar will run. In the face of Chen Xiaofang's coercion, Liu Qingshan could only compromise.
As the saying goes, good men don't fight women.
I, Liu Qingshan, am a dignified man, what do I do with the general knowledge of a woman?
I don't think I'm afraid of her pinching me!
By no means!