Chapter 324: Order "Wisdom Fight" for Grandpa (Ask for a recommendation, ask for a monthly pass!)

Pei Yanzhi also looked at Han Pingzheng speechlessly, the feather fan in his hand was no longer shaking, and said with an unhappy face, "Mole ants are still greedy for life, don't you spare your life as a person, I let you save me, you want me to die, what kind of friend are you!"

He was still angry.

Han Pingzheng also looks like a "kind heart as a donkey's liver and lungs", and you are angry when he gives you ideas.

Han Pingzheng said helplessly, "If you are told to leave, you will not go; It really scares me!"

Pei Yanzhi also smiled slightly and shouted, "Doctor, β€”β€”"

The sound of the huqin sounded, and it was finally time to sing.

"Doctor Lu, you are usually kind to others," Pei Yanzhi sang.

Han Pingzheng also took advantage of him to finish singing this sentence and said, "It's up to you to say this!"

Pei Yanzhi was not surprised, and continued to sing, "You guarantee that I will cross the river without worry." ”

Han Pingzheng continued, "How about it, it's good for you!"

Pei Yanzhi suddenly changed his words and sang,

"Zhou Gongjin wants to kill me, you don't save me,

Doesn't look like a good friend!"

Sure enough, the old yin and yang, this pot can be deducted from other people's heads like this!

Han Pingzheng was also so angry that he slapped his face and sang,

"You have done this on your own,

Why are you complaining about me?"

After Han Pingzheng finished singing, he said to Pei Yanzhi, "You complained about me first, what does this matter have to do with me?"

Seeing Han Ping turn around angrily, Pei Yanzhi also knew that he couldn't be so angry anymore, so he said lightly, "Doctor, you can't save me, and it's not difficult for me to do it for you!

Han Pingzheng turned his head, looked Pei Yanzhi up and down, and said with a smile, "You want to borrow a few things! Hehe, you don't need to borrow it, I've already prepared it!"

Pei Yan looked surprised, I'll go, you still know what I want, Lu Zijing, you can!

Pei Yanzhi asked curiously, "What do you have prepared?"

Han Pingzheng had a serious face, and counted with his fingers, "This longevity clothes, longevity hats, longevity shoes, a big coffin!

Pei Yanzhi almost spurted out a mouthful of old blood, you Lu Zijing, aren't you cursing me to death, not a friend, not a friend!

Pei Yan said with a surprised face, "You're not letting me die!"

Han Pingzheng continued to make a serious face, shook his head and said, "Do you still want to live, impossible, impossible!"

Pei Yanzhi was also laughed at by him, waved the feather fan in his hand, and said, "It's not like that!"

Han Pingzheng frowned and asked, "What is that?"

Pei Yanzhi said solemnly, "The things used in the army!"

Han Pingzheng nodded and said, "You said come and see!"

Pei Yanzhi stretched out his palm, crossed his fingers and said, "Twenty warships?"

"Yes!"

"Five hundred sergeants?"

"Yes!"

"Thatched thousand?"

"Yes. ”

"Green cloth curtains, a full set of gongs and drums?"

"Yes. ”

"And a table of wine. ”

Han Pingzheng was shaken for a moment, couldn't help but be stunned, stretched out his hand to brush his beard, and asked suspiciously, "Dare to ask sir, the previous things were all used in the army, what is the use of this banquet?"

Pei Yan looked like a matter of course, shook his head, and said with a smile, "The doctor and I are drinking in the boat for fun." ”

Han Pingzheng looked at Pei Yanzhi speechlessly, and said, "Tomorrow I will enter the account, there will be no arrows, I think you are still drinking, and you will have fun!"

Pei Yanzhi waved the feather fan in his hand and said, "You can do it!"

Han Pingzheng also had no choice, and shouted, "It's β€”β€” to do it"

Singing the board.

"How will a hundred thousand arrows be made tonight?

I'm afraid that it will be difficult to protect the head of the governor.

It's better for me to let you run away here,

Lu Zijing pushed the boat down the river for his friend. ”

As a friend, Lu Su really didn't say anything!

Han Pingzheng turned his head and made a move to make a statement, to handle these things.

Pei Yanzhi shook the feather fan gently, looking like a bamboo in his chest, and sang,

"This matter is incomprehensible to Lu Su suspicion,

He didn't know I had another plan in my womb.

If you want to borrow arrows, wait until the fourth watch,

Take advantage of the fog to go to Cao Ying to collect the arrows. ”

Han Pingzheng turned around and sang,

"Everything has been done,

Please go to the river and board the boat quickly. ”

Pei Yanzhi asked, "The doctor is here, have you ever had it?"

Han Ping said solemnly, "All ready!"

Pei Yanzhi said, "Eat wine in the boat!"

Han Pingzheng waved his hand and said, "No, no, no, there are important things in my camp!"

Pei Yanyi pulled Han Pingzheng's wrist and said, "Let's go!"

As he spoke, Pei Yanzhi took Han Pingzheng's hand and took a few steps forward.

A table and two chairs have been placed in the direction of the next door, and there is a sailor standing next to it, Pei Yanzhi pulled Han Pingzheng here, and the two jumped on the boat.

The two sat down, and the sailor asked, "Qi Ye: The river is full of fog, and you can't see the water scene." ”

Pei Yan waved a feather fan and said, "Head the boat north." ”

Han Pingzheng was shocked when he heard this, stretched out his hand to stop the sailor, and said, "Slow down, slow down!" Sir, this Jiangbei is where Cao Ying is located, how to get there, I want to go to you, I won't go, come, take the handrail, I'll go down!"

Han Pingzheng looked like he was about to get off the boat, and Pei Yanzhi hurriedly stopped him.

"Slow down, doctor, it's too late, it's already time to sail!"

Han Pingzheng glanced outside, and sure enough, the ship was offshore, and he couldn't help but sigh, "Hey, it seems that my life died in your hands today!"

Pei Yanzhi smiled slightly and said, "Doctor, don't worry, you and I will eat wine!"

Han Pingzheng shook his sleeves and said, "Which one is still in the mood to eat wine!"

The two of them sat down.

The sound of the huqin sounded.

Pei Yanzhi opened his mouth and sang,

"All of a sudden, the river was full of fog,

In an instant, you can't see the shore or the boat.

It seems that such a clever plan is rare in the world,

Learn from Xuanyuan to build a guide car to break Chiyou. ”

Pei Yanzhi's triumphant appearance is indeed true, borrowing arrows from a grass boat is indeed the most magical ploy in the Three Kingdoms, although this matter was not done by Zhuge Liang in the official history.

Han Pingzheng has been fidgeting on the side, sighing non-stop, and holding his forehead, but when he got into Zhuge and went to Cao Ying, is this to send him to death?

Han Pingzheng continued to sing,

Lu Zijing trembled in the boat,

Don't worry about your life as a child's play.

At this time, how can you still drink heartily?

This time I went to Cao Ying and threw away my life!"

When Han Ping was singing, Pei Yanzhi was propped up on the table with one hand, holding his chin with his hand, as if I would listen to you if you said yours, I would listen to it and not speak.

Fortunately, Han Pingzheng's heart is strong enough, otherwise he would have forgotten his words by this little rabbit cub.

The audience in the audience was also made to lean back and close by Pei Yanzhi's cute appearance.

On stage, one is confident, the other is anxious, and the expressions and performances of the two are very incisive.

At this time, the sailor stepped forward and said, "Qi Ye: It is only more than forty miles away from Cao Ying. ”

Pei Yanyi waved his hand and said, "Put the boat directly into Cao Ying." ”

When Han Pingzheng heard this, he was so frightened that he stopped Pei Yanzhi and said, "You are going to Cao Ying, I won't go, I have set up a handrail, I want to get off the boat!"

Pei Yanzhi laughed and said, "When the boat reaches the center of the river, you can't go back!"

When Han Pingzheng heard this, he looked lost and depressed, and muttered, "What, can't you go back?"

Pei Yanzhi said, "I can't go back!"

Han Pingzheng looked depressed, holding the jade belt in his waist with his hand, and sighed uncontrollably.

Pei Yanzhi laughed and said, "Doctor, you don't have to be like this, you and I eat bars!"

Han Pingzheng turned his head, looked at Pei Yanzhi with a puzzled expression, and said, "Do you still want to eat wine?"

Pei Yanzhi drew a circle on his chest with a feather fan, and said with a smile, "Eating wine is interesting!"

Han Pingzheng looked at Pei Yanzhi with a bit of anger in his eyes, and said, "Zhuge Liangβ€”ah!"

Pei Yanzhi looked tired, looked up at Han Pingzheng, looked like he was underbeaten, and said, "How's that!"

Han Pingzheng stepped forward, pointed at Pei Yanzhi's nose and said, "I, Lu Su, can treat you well?"

Pei Yanzhi laughed and said, "Why treat me well, you and I are good friends!"

When Han Pingzheng heard this, he also slapped his face and said, "Ah, since you and I are good friends, why are you dying--you still have to find a backpad!"

Pei Yanzhi shook his head slightly, and said, "Why do you say this!"

Han Pingzheng also had no choice, waved his hand, and said, "Okay, good, I can see it, today, I have to die if I eat wine, and I can't live if I don't eat wine!"

Han Pingzheng slapped his palms, then straightened the crown, stroked his beard, and said loudly, "Okay, okay, today I will give up my head, and I want to make you a friend, come, eat wine!"

Pei Yanzhi also stretched out a feather fan to invite, "Come, eat wine!"

After the two sat down, Pei Yanzhi opened his mouth and sang,

"Advise the doctor to let go of the drink with a relaxed heart,

I'm swimming in the waves with you. ——”

The two of them picked up the wine glasses on the table and drank, Pei Yanzhi tasted it lightly, while Han Pingzheng drank one cup after another, seemingly preparing to drink today and get drunk today.

At this time, the sailor stepped forward and asked, "It's only a stone's throw away from Cao Ying." ”

Pei Yanzhi shouted loudly, "Command the gong, beat the drum and shout." ”

As soon as these words came out, the cup in Han Pingzheng's hand fell to the ground with a "boom", and his hands trembled uncontrollably.

I'll go, this Zhuge Liang really doesn't want to live, and he even has to beat the drum when he gets here, isn't this sent to death?

For a while, all the actors in the backstage shouted loudly, and the drums beat loudly.

I saw Han Pingzheng also lying on the table with his head in his hands, trembling uncontrollably!

Pei Yanzhi had a series of laughs and ended the encore performance!

Pei Yanzhi personally helped Han Pingzheng to the center of the stage, and the audience also stood up and applauded.

The return of this section just now is simply amazing, the two of them played really well, and the two people Zhuge Liang and Lu Su really came to life.

Han Pingzheng laughed and said, "You kid, when your master acted well, he didn't support his chin with his hand like you, you almost made me forget the words!"

Pei Yanzhi also laughed and said, "Isn't this a return, how interesting it is to act like this, besides, the audience likes it too!"

The audience in the audience also catered to the voice.

Han Pingzheng also couldn't stop admiring in his heart, in fact, this is the charm of Peking Opera, not the kind of rigid word-by-word singing, so it's useless no matter how good you sing, those famous masters have their own styles, just like when they first acted in this play, Master Ma Lianliang and Master Tan Fuying cooperated, one Zhuge Liang, one Lu Su, when the two acted, the audience in the audience also laughed forward and backward, the performance of the two was definitely not according to the original words, just say what you want, and it is as interesting as talking about cross talk.

Pei Yanzhi looked at the time just now, it was almost three hours, and it should be over.

However, when Pei Yanzhi was about to announce the end, suddenly a voice came from the audience that made him feel a little familiar.

Pei Yanzhi, sing a battle of wisdom!"

Pei Yanzhi couldn't help frowning, because of this voice, it was not the first time he had heard it, the last time the Shuangqing class first opened, this person was there, and he kept shouting wisdom, but at that time, there were not so many people in his class, and most of the things like the return were prepared in advance, and they were all very familiar with the singing segments.

And many actors now don't sing much about the model play, so Pei Yanzhi is not sure if his people will sing this classic singing segment.

This is an old drama fan at first glance, and he is obsessed with model dramas, especially "Shajiabang".

But Pei Yanzhi felt that this performance was perfect, and he didn't want to make extraneous branches, after all, this Zhidou himself had not dealt with the actors backstage, and he had no problem, but what about the others, so Pei Yanzhi planned to pretend that he hadn't heard it, and was ready to say the closing speech.

But Han Pingzheng smiled slightly, and said to the friend who shouted "Zhidou", "Hey! I see that this friend has been shouting Zhidou, it seems that he is an old drama fan!"

As soon as the man heard that Han Ping was taking care of him, he suddenly became energetic, and shouted loudly, "I'm a fan of drama, but I ordered it for my grandfather, this is my grandfather!"

The man looked to be in his thirties, and next to him sat an old man with gray hair, but the old man looked a little glazed over, and sat there without speaking.

Han Ping was looking at the old man, a trace of sympathy flashed in his eyes, and he said, "It seems that this old gentleman likes "Sha Jiabang" very much!"

The man also said excitedly, "Yes, my grandfather's favorite thing in his life is "Shajiabang", but over the years, my grandfather has Alzheimer's disease, and he doesn't remember many things, but as long as he hears "Wisdom Fight", he will sing along, and he can remember the past!"

Pei Yanzhi heard this, and knew that this matter could not be refused, originally he was afraid that the actors in the background would not be honest in this paragraph, and it would be bad if the acting was smashed, but now he can only bite the bullet, for the sake of this grandfather!

Han Pingzheng said with a smile, "Cheng, then today we will serve this old gentleman for a piece of "Wisdom Fight", Yanzhi, you go backstage to find a 'sister-in-law Aqing', let's come to this section!"

Pei Yanzhi was a little surprised, but he didn't expect Han Pingzheng to also plan to get involved, that feeling is good, at least the master's ability, that is needless to say.

Pei Yanzhi went backstage, looked at a few actors, and asked, "Which of you can come to Aqing's sister-in-law?"

Miao Xu stood up and said, "Yanzhi, I'll come!"

Pei Yanzhi looked at Miao Xu, who was full of confidence, nodded and said, "Cheng, come on!"

Not much to say, Pei Yanzhi brought Miao Xu to the stage, Pei Yanzhi and Han Pingzheng took off their helmets and mustaches, it doesn't matter if they wear python robes, but with their helmets and mustaches, it doesn't look like a modern drama.

Han Pingzheng said, "You sing Diao Deyi, I'll come to Hu Chuankui!"

Pei Yanzhi nodded and said, "Cheng!"

The three of them glanced at each other, and Pei Yanzhi glanced at the band next to him.

Pei Yanzhi, who played Diao Deyi, said with a smile, "Commander, who is so familiar!"