Chapter 415: Smack
At this moment, the onlookers after eating the melon were suddenly forcibly separated, and the methods were rude, causing a series of exclamations.
The people who eat melons are naturally not angry, and they want to see who dares to be so bold and do such a thing in their melon fields!
Looking back, the people who eat melons instantly died down and honestly made way of an aisle, which was very wide and wide.
In Parker's field of vision, groups of strong men in black forcibly separated the crowd, and even the New York police officers were driven to both sides.
But they didn't dare to resist at all, because what these strong men held in their hands was "Tututu", not "Bang~Bang~".
There is no comparison between the two, and more importantly, they both have gun licenses.
But that's not the point, it's the team behind the group.
The elongated version of the anti-missile nanny car is protected in the middle, and the front and back are all brand-new Lamborghini, and the arrogance is just for them to look at it and make them feel weak.
After the bodyguard took control of the scene, a bodyguard stepped forward quickly, opened the door of the nanny car, and respectfully invited out a woman dressed in white like snow.
This woman is ...... How to say it, it's beautiful, and those words to describe beauty are not worthy of her shoes in front of her.
The sturdy Angela was overjoyed when she saw someone coming, and stepped forward quickly: "Miss, you are finally here!" Grandma Ann and I have been waiting here for a long time, and Grandma Ann has also found you a husband, this time it is absolutely reliable!"
Speaking of the word husband, the woman's brows furrowed slightly, and the men present were distressed, but the woman didn't say anything, but stepped forward all the way, standing slimly beside Grandma An.
She smiled and bowed slightly, and then revealed the coquettishness of a little girl, hugged Grandma An's arm, and said coquettishly: "Grandma, Angel is still young, people don't want to find a husband so early, don't you urge me anymore, okay~!"
Parker was stunned, and the surrounding onlookers were also stunned, it turned out that they thought Angela was Grandma Ann's granddaughter, but they didn't expect that this beautiful girl was Grandma Ann's real granddaughter.
That's really ...... It's too TM to go shit luck!
The crowd, who had a strong sympathy for Parker, instantly changed their attitude, eager to kick Parker away on the spot and replace him with himself.
Such a lethal performance, but Grandma An did not appreciate it, frowned, pretended to be angry and pinched Angel's pink arm, and said without refusal: "I can follow you for other things, but you must be obedient in this matter, otherwise don't blame me, an old woman, for dealing with it!"
Angel pouted and nodded aggrievedly, and the hearts of the men present were about to die!
Grandma An saw Angel give up resistance, so she nodded with satisfaction, and then pulled her to Parker's side with a sluggish face, and pointed to Parker with an excited face: "This is the husband I found for you, I have been observing him for a long time, and there is absolutely nothing to say about his character!"
Then Grandma Ann pushed Angel in front of Parker and said amiably, "This is my granddaughter...... I know that I have wronged you a little like this, but I am not at ease with Angel handing it over to others, so I can only wronged you. ”
Not aggrieved! Not aggrieved! Not aggrieved at all!
Parker stared at Angel with straight eyes, roared in his heart, and shook his head again and again: "Grandma An, you broke the fee to help me repay the compensation, what you say is what, I listen to you, there is absolutely no dissatisfaction?"
Grandma Ann nodded with a smile, looking at Parker's eyes becoming more and more kind, and her eyes couldn't help but gesture to Angel.
"You...... Hello, my name is Parker!" Parker blushed, plucked up his courage, and held out his right hand to Angel.
Angel also looked at Parker with a red face, and when she saw the red and green tights on his body, her eyes lit up slightly, and she also stretched out her other hand.
"You...... Hello, my name is Angel, you ...... Are you Spider-Man?"
Looking at Angel with an expectant expression, Parker raised his head and said with a glorious face, "I'm spider-man!"
Angel stepped forward, grabbed Parker's big hand tightly, and said in surprise: "I'm your fan, I like you the most, can you take me to fly around?!"
As soon as the word like came out, Parker's little face instantly turned red with excitement, and he nodded heavily, indicating that it was no problem at all.
It's just that...... In terms of how to carry it, Parker had a hard time, and he didn't know how to take this beautiful girl with him to swim over the metropolis.
Perhaps seeing Parker's shyness and embarrassment, Angel blushed and took the initiative to wrap Parker's big hand around her waist, and then wrapped her arms tightly around Parker's neck, and whispered in his ear, "I'm ready...... Slow down. ”
Crackling, in an instant, the hearts of all the men present were shattered, and they were so broken that they couldn't get touched, and they couldn't be saved.
Parker trembled and wrapped his arms around Angel's slender waist, spit away with his hands, and left everyone's sight with a pleasant scream.
He felt like he had reached the pinnacle of his life!
Roll as far as Super Mario or something, go and play!!
Mary Jane, who had been engaged to the newspaper owner's son and had lived together for some time, had been completely forgotten by Parker!
On the other side, 007 led Zhen Hao and his party across most of New York City, and then they walked for a long time before finally arriving at Louis Cathedral, where his purpose was.
To be honest, at the first sight of this church, Zhen Hao was very confused.
It's a path that doesn't even have branches, and it's not a good way to say it's a road, it's just a path that has been stepped on by man.
It's overgrown with grass, and those who know know it's a church, and those who don't know think it's a haunted house in disrepair, and they don't need to advertise it.
It is hard to imagine that in the metropolis of New York, where every inch of land is at a premium, those capitalists would tolerate the existence of such a remote hut.
That's right, it's a small one, not as big as an ordinary family house, it is dilapidated, and it doesn't look a little holy, but it's also a little eerie.
If it's a little later, it's a proper haunted house configuration.
But a few clothes drying in the yard show that although this place looks eerie, it is indeed inhabited.
And there are not only people here, but also a few pure black cats gathered together, squatting on the beams of the church with brushes, looking at the returning Zhen Hao and his party, silently discussing whether the first step to conquer the earth should start with these few humans.
The next moment, they saw the super meow flower at Zhen Hao's feet, and the only black beautiful boy among the cats instantly exploded.
There's a meow who wants to snatch his little female cat, and it's also an evil orange alien who surrenders to humans, unforgivable!
Zhen Hao was still looking at the home of this world, and when he heard the roar and threat of the black cats on the roof, he glanced up and didn't pay attention anymore.
Because at this time, someone in the church pushed the door and came out, it was an old Zhu Huang...... Phew! is a respected old nun, not an ordinary person at first glance.
From the perspective of human cognition alone, wearing a quiet nun costume, with a cigarette in her mouth, flaming red lips, one hand on her waist, one leg on the ground, and her eyes are invincible.
At the same time, from the perspective of rejuvenation, the broom that the old nun is holding in her other hand also shows that she is not simple from another angle.
According to ancient records, the kind of sweepers, fire-burners, wood-chopping, librarians, surnamed Wang, Ye, and Lin are all hidden masters of the world.
The latter aside, simply sweeping the floor, there are some bigwigs in every ancient book who don't do serious things all day long, just the scourge of one acre and three points of land, sweeping the ground every day, sweeping is a whole day, such as the accumulation of months, the ground has not been swept six or seven inches.
But those guys who live with the big guys can't see the slightest problem, saying that they are blind or blind, or blind......
"Dear Zhen Hao, welcome to your return, you haven't been back for a long time, I thought you had completely given up here. ”
The old nun spoke of a cordial welcome in an unruly tone, but it sounded like there was not the slightest sense of disobedience.
Zhen Hao smiled embarrassedly, listening to what this old nun meant, the identity arranged by the system for him was still a wife...... A down-and-out priest who wants to break away from being a priest.
"Sorry, something has happened lately......"
The old nun waved her hand angrily, interrupted Zhen Hao's cover-up, and said impatiently: "Don't talk about those useless ones, you haven't paid the rent for two months, hurry up and pay the rent!"
Zhen Hao: "......"
Well, it was he who misunderstood the system, and the role that people assigned to him from beginning to end was that of a false priest who rented a church.
But what is he doing renting a church when he has nothing to do?
But is anyone coming to this place?
Shaking his head, Zhen Hao said that he didn't understand the setting of the system.
touched it in his pocket, but there was no dime, and in the end, Zhen Hao could only take out an Asgardian gold coin from the system space and throw it to the old nun with bright eyes.
"Lord Almighty, old Anna, thank you for your generosity, great Bishop Zhen! ”
Money can make ghosts grind, and Lao Anna's attitude changed one hundred and eighty degrees in an instant, and she respectfully led Zhen Hao and his party into the church.
There are not many houses in the church, only three, one of the old nun Anna, and the other two are rented by Zhen Hao.
With a "creak", the dilapidated wooden door was opened, and the gloomy hut was desolate and white, with nothing but a broken bed and a mirror.
No, there's also dust and chirping anti-meow guardians, and this hut looks more like a haunted house than it does from the outside.
Zhen Hao said: "This is the room you left for me? A hundred years later, I just moved in, and the cemetery was saved." ”
The old nun Anna scratched her head and smiled awkwardly at Zhen Hao, and the cigarette in her mouth took the opportunity to slip down and fall on the wooden floor.
Her face ached, and she quickly picked it up with lightning speed, blew the dust on it, and stuffed it into her mouth again.
Anything that falls on the ground won't be contaminated as long as it doesn't take more than three seconds!
"Well, you haven't been back for a long time, I don't think you're ...... But don't worry, I'll clean it up for you right away!"
After that, without waiting for Zhen Hao to refuse, the old nun Anna rushed into the dusty hut with a broom.
In fact, as the old nun Anna said, she is really fast!
It only took about five minutes for her to tidy up the hut, and by the way, she also mopped the floor again, and even the sheets were replaced with freshly washed ones.
Then, without stopping, she rushed to another hut with a broom, and it only took about five minutes to tidy up everything.
Taking people's money and eliminating disasters for others, no matter how big or small, as long as the price is in place, it is not a matter, and the old nun Anna has always believed in this wise saying.
The old demon of Montenegro and Wang Daoxiang and his wife went to another hut, while Zhen Hao and Niu Erhua looked at the little jade rabbit with an excited face in their hut, and they were a little embarrassed.
They didn't know where to put the little guy for the night.
"I think we can sleep in the same bed, I promise to be absolutely honest!" said the little jade rabbit with wide eyes and a sincere expression.
You can be honest to be ghostly!
From the moment you make your pledge, you've already made it clear that you're definitely not going to be honest!
Niu Erhua thought like this, she wanted to refuse Xiao Yutu's unreasonable request, but there was really no other way to think about it.
You can't let the little girl sleep outside at night, right? or...... Give her another gold coin and let that old nun Anna sleep outside?
This...... Isn't that good?
Looking at Zhen Hao, who lowered his head and was silent, and would never mix a word in this kind of matter, Niu Erhua was a little undecided.
Outside the hut, the old nun Anna shouted at the fried-haired little tom cat on the roof, and opened her arms to let it jump into her warm embrace.
The little male cat was gradually appeased, and the fear of being threatened by the super meow flower gradually dissipated, and looking at the humble shovel officer on the ground, he decided to show kindness once and give this old human woman a chance to kiss his buttocks.
After all, now that the human power is terrifying, the cats still have a long way to conquer the earth, and it still needs to continue to endure.
Thinking like this, the little black male cat, surrounded by all the little female cats, got up proudly, walked to the eaves with elegant cat steps, and jumped!
At this moment, Niu Erhua's broken thoughts finally affected the old nun Anna, she felt something, and quickly covered her mouth and nose and sneezed.
With a "chirp", the little black tom cat with a confused face was smashed into liquid, and all this seemed like a dream to him.
But the pain from the body told it again, you are not dreaming, you are really being played by this old human woman!
Tears of grievance suddenly flowed down the corners of its eyes, wetting the black hair on its face, and two obvious tear stains flowed.
Seeing this, the old nun Anna looked distressed, hurriedly stepped forward and squatted down, hugged the little black male cat with a loveless face in her arms, and said apologetically: "I'm sorry Tom, I didn't mean to, I'm sorry, I'm really sorry!"
Being held in the arms of a vicious old human woman, Tom the black cat really wants to give her a bite and avenge this fall!
But it eventually gave up, it was still too early, it needed to endure it, and one day after taking over the earth, it would be the day of revenge!
Tom the Black Cat: Meow Meow!!
Soon, night fell, and several crows with scarlet eyes crouched on the big tree outside the church, staring at the church with terrifying eyes.
Inside the church, the candlelight flickering on the dining table, it is incredible, in this bustling New York, candles are used to illuminate at night.
It's terrifyingly poor!
Naturally, to the point of being poor, the food on the table must not be a little fishy, all of them are green food, safe and healthy.
But fortunately, the old nun Anna's craftsmanship is still good, at least even the black cat Tom eats this healthy food.
Tom the Black Cat: I thought I could change my life, but in the end, life did something to my cute little kitten.
A cigarette after the meal, the old nun Anna was old, and she couldn't eat two bites of food, so she sat on the spot and lit the cigarette, and after swallowing the clouds and spitting out the fog, she walked out of the church with Tom, the black cat who was constantly struggling.
Tom the Black Cat: Don't stop me, I'm still going to eat! It's all vegetarian, why don't you let me eat enough!
Tom the black cat struggled intensely, knowing that everything he had done was in vain.
Because it has experienced many times like this scene now, but it does not give in, it has to fight like fate, he is not the kind of kitten who is willing to give up!
Suddenly, Tom, the black cat who was constantly struggling, suddenly felt that the old human woman holding him had changed directions, and she returned the same way!
Sure enough, this frail old human woman was already floating under his cat's paws, and it was not in vain that she occasionally used her body to please her at night!
"Dear Archbishop Zhen Hao, just put the plate on the table after you finish eating, and I'll clean it up when I get back!"
The old nun Anna smiled and offered a courtesy to the big gold lord, and then without waiting for Zhen Hao to speak, she turned around and walked out of the church.
Although according to her understanding of Zhen Hao, no matter whether she says it or not, this person will not take the initiative to clean up the dishes and chopsticks.
But this is not the point, no matter whether Zhen Hao does it or not, for the sake of the face of that gold coin, there are some things she should say or say.
Anyway, in the end, she washes the dishes and chopsticks, and she doesn't suffer if she says a good word, in case the favorability accumulates to a certain level, maybe she can change to another golden baby!
Just think about it, it's a little exciting!
Tom the Black Cat: Excited fart, you vicious old human woman, sooner or later I'm going to have you kneel in front of Ben Meow and lick Ben Meow's paws!
Dinner ended quickly, and the old demon and his wife in Montenegro didn't say a word, and went back to their hut hand in hand, and after a while, there was the sound of the old cow driving piles.
Zhen Hao pursed his lips, scolded the bull, and then pulled Niu Erhua back to the two of them...... A hut for two people and a rabbit.
In the dilapidated hut, there were no tables, chairs and benches except for a bed and a mirror, and the two of them sat on the bed, looking at each other, not knowing what to do next.
Zhen Hao's face was expressionless, never revealing his thoughts, Xiao Yutu looked excited, with a look of eagerness written on his face, Niu Erhua looked entangled, thinking about how to deal with Xiao Yutu's light bulb.
Next door, the fierce piling sound is still there.