Chapter 273: Single Night, Stop!
Central Park Cafe.
"That's right. ”
Joey took it for granted and said, "I can't go out of my way to buy one, can I? Your laundry basket is right there, so I'll borrow it first." ”
In the past few years, Rachel and Ross have separated and reunited several times, and as Chandler and Monica fall in love and move together, Rachel has to move out.
Chandler's bedroom was vacant, so at Joey's strong invitation, Rachel moved across the street and became roommates with Joey.
With Rachel's style of painting the whole process in the later stage, the extremely private laundry basket is not placed in the bedroom, but placed in the living room so big, which is really normal.
"That's the line I've been telling you all along. ”
Adam complained: "I was going to give you my apartment, you didn't want it, and now you regret it, right?"
"It's a bit expensive for me to rent alone!"
Rachel was both aggrieved and regretful: "And Joey warmly invited me to stay." ”
Although her style is becoming more and more open, she still can't accept this kind of thing, after all, Joey is not her boyfriend, and no matter how good the relationship is, Joey feels a little disgusting like this.
"What's wrong?"
Joey was immersed in the silky feeling of a real man, and for a moment he didn't realize that he was going too far.
"You've crossed the line. ”
Adam reminded, "Rachel isn't your girlfriend, how can you take her underwear without saying hello and put it on yourself?"
If it's not a comedic effect, it's a hooligan pervert everywhere.
"Oh. ”
Joey looked at Rachel's ugly face, then reacted, and sneered: "Rachel, I'm sorry, I really didn't mean to, I just wanted to prove to Phoebe that I was a real man." ”
"Forget it. ”
Rachel gave him a disgusted look, then warned, "Only this once, not the next one." ”
"Remembered. ”
Joey nodded heavily.
"What does this have to do with real men?"
Adam wondered.
"That's ......"
Joey told him how it happened.
It turned out that Phoebe's new boyfriend was seen by Joey wearing women's panties, and he also felt weird at the time, and when he asked Phoebe, he didn't want Phoebe to say that she asked him to wear it, and said that real men have the courage to wear it like this.
Then, Joey had the urge to give it a try.
"Do you believe that?"
Adam teased, "Then you can go to gay's bar, it's full of real men like that!"
“......”
Joey was stunned.
He really didn't expect this stubble.
He was logically simple, and in the face of Phoebe's words, the biggest retort was: "Of course I'm a real man, you all know all those Playboy magazines I collected, right?"
Busy time, flies.
Four weeks passed quickly.
The night before the wedding.
Bachelors Night.
"Groom, are you ready to enjoy your last single moment?"
Adam laughed.
"Of course. ”
Chandler rubbed his hands together, a little excited.
The bachelorette night parties were all planned behind the groom's back, and what he wanted was a surprise, and he still didn't know what Adam had prepared.
"Let's go, then. ”
Adam snapped his fingers and walked out with Chandler.
"Where are we going?"
Chandler was a little expectant and teased: "Let's say first, I can't go to those unhealthy places, I'm afraid that Monica's brother will chase me to the ends of the earth and beat me up." ”
"Hahaha!"
Adam and Joey burst out laughing.
Rose glared and looked at everyone unhappily: "What's so funny?"
"We're laughing at Monica's brother, what do you have to do with Chandler's best man Rose?"
Adam joked.
That's right!
Ross is also the best man, but not the chief best man, just as Phoebe is a bridesmaid but not the chief bridesmaid.
When the time comes, he will stand behind Adam.
In the morning, when there was no one, Rose found Chandler, and as the eldest brother, his expression was extremely serious and fierce, and he had a conversation with Chandler.
"You will get married tomorrow, I am very happy for you, but as Monica's eldest brother, I must tell you one thing, if you dare to hurt my sister, if you dare to make her unhappy, I will find you at the ends of the earth, and then beat you severely!"
This fierce appearance not only did not scare Chandler, but made him laugh out loud.
Then, everyone who heard this laughed, even the bride Monica, who laughed and laughed, but no one told him why.
Actually, he knows a little bit in his heart, but he just doesn't want to say it.
In everyone's eyes, Rose is a Frankenstein, certainly nowhere near as good as Sheldon Leonard, but it does mean a little bit like that.
The scientific thing he can say is the Tao, but the physical conflict is a battle and a scumbag.
As a child, he was able to be robbed by the girl Phoebe.
A few years ago, he was too scared by two bullies to come to the Central Park Cafe for coffee.
He is so cowardly, and now he is so fierce and vicious, he will act as his sister's muscles, and whoever dares to make her angry will beat him, the kind that will not be let go at the ends of the earth.
Are you sure you weren't sent by the monkeys to be funny?
Speaking of which, he dared to fight with his sister Monica, and it was not soft at all to beat Monica.
Of course, most of the time, he was the one who was beaten up by Monica.
"Don't worry, it's very healthy, and you will never give Monica's big brother a chance to beat people. ”
Adam quipped.
Everyone went downstairs, and a luxury stretch car was already waiting there.
"It's not fair!"
When Rose saw it, he couldn't help but complain: "When I got married, you were also the best man, why didn't you have this?"
"Which time are you talking about?"
Adam plays with taste.
"Hahaha. ”
Chandler and Joey burst out laughing again.
"Didn't catch up the first time. ”
Adam pressed the communicator and motioned for the driver to go, while quipping: "The second time in London, not at home, the third time, you and Rachel got married in Las Vegas, you tell me, what can I do?"
“......”
Ross was speechless.
"Don't be envious, you still have a chance. ”
Joey patted Rose on the shoulder and said seriously: "Anyway, you have already divorced Rachel, maybe when the fourth wedding comes, let Adam make it up to you when the time comes, we all believe that you can." ”
"Yes!"
Adam smiled: "But there is only one chance, otherwise you will end it once a year at that time, even if I am a billionaire, I will not be able to bear it." ”
Rose sat there with his hands on his chest, huffing, rolling his eyes wildly, not wanting to say a word.
Nowadays, when people hear that he has been married and divorced three times at such a young age, many of them will flash directly.
Because it doesn't matter how much you talk about love, but marriage is still very sacred in the hearts of the United States.
Marriage man is not a good name.
"Oh, no, stop!"
Adam, who was laughing with the crowd besieging Rose, suddenly shouted.
But the car didn't stop and continued to drive fast......