Chapter 31 The way of distributing the spoils is unexpected
It's just that she was only worried for a few seconds, and in a blink of an eye she began to crackle and settle the accounts, "Today's income is 12,003, 65 for buying an old mobile phone, 40 for a taxi, and a net profit of 11,610, you have the most credit today, so we will divide this money evenly." ”
"Really?" As soon as he heard that there was money, Zheng Qian's eyes immediately lit up, "I haven't seen money for a long time!"
Zheng Ze usually has no shortage of money to spend, but he has never made money on his own, so while pretending to be disdainful, he asked Song Jingqiao earnestly: "Calculate quickly, how much is it for one person?"
"Don't worry. ”
Song Jingqiao squatted down beside the green belt on the side of the road, found a small tree branch and wrote 11610 on the soil, a total of five digits.
With two expectant looks, she divided the five numbers into three.
"The two of you contribute the most, two per person, I didn't do anything, just take one. ”
"What do you mean?" Zheng Qian didn't understand.
Zheng Ze understood the superficial meaning, but he couldn't believe it.
Could it be......
"It's very simple, I'll take the number one in front, that is, 10,000, Zheng Qian, you take the last two, that is, 1,600, and Zheng Ze takes the last two, ten yuan. ”
Zheng Ze: "......" Is there such an unscientific way to divide spoils in the fucking world?
He was not convinced: "Why!
Zheng Qian also echoed in a low voice: "That's it, ten yuan is too little." ”
"Then give half of your 1,006 to your brother?" Song Jingqiao suggested.
Zheng Qian began to pretend to be deaf and dumb.
Zheng Ze fell into disadvantage with one enemy and two enemies, and had to accept this unfair arrangement.
But then, after hearing Zheng Gan's final salary, his disbelief vanished.
"Your salary and your eldest brother and I have already divided, and he said that you will eat and drink, and the money you earn will pay off his debts. ”
Song Jingqiao also felt unbearable when she talked about this, but she heard Zheng Zhi say that Zheng Qian lost a lot of money because he had no talent and worked too hard, and he didn't get it back, he always felt that his family was a wolf farm.
And there is only one breed - the white-eyed wolf.
After dividing the money, he took the two little cubs to eat hot pot luxuriously, and specially bought a cake for Zheng Qian for forty yuan to comfort him, and kept dangling on the street until dark before taking a taxi home.
As soon as you enter the door, the first thing that catches your eye is two pairs of men's leather shoes, one pair is Zheng Zhi's, and the other pair is ...... Song Jingqiao guessed that it was Dong Han.
Because she thinks that Zheng Zhi shouldn't have any friends, just like her.
When I entered the door, it was Dong Han, still smiling, with a small dimple on one side, and a small face like a high school student.
"Pepper is back. Dong Han lay on the sofa and kicked Zheng Zhi, "Hey, your daughter-in-law is back." ”
And Zheng Zhi, as if he really substituted himself into the identity of a married middle-aged man, instructed Song Jingqiao without raising his head: "Change the pot of hot water." ”
"Good. "Song Jingqiao went to pour hot water.
It wasn't too late, Zheng Qian pondered about theorizing with his eldest brother about the salary, so he didn't leave, and sat down on the sofa next to Dong Han with Zheng Ze.
Dong Han looked at them with a smile, "How was you playing with your sister-in-law today?"
"It's okay. Zheng Ze snorted, "It's exciting." ”
"Exciting?" Dong Han snorted meaninglessly, "It's more exciting than your family bullying my sister?"
"Of course...... What did you say? Who bullied your sister?"
Zheng Ze felt wronged, straightened up innocently and pointed at Song Jingqiao, who had just come out of the kitchen: "It's the two of them, the two of them kissed each other, and Sister Dong Yao cried angrily, and then ran away." ”
"Kiss the mouth?" Dong Han didn't really want to embarrass them, after all, his sister raised him by himself, can he not know any virtues?
He didn't make things difficult for Zheng Ze anymore, and Zheng Zhi didn't say anything from beginning to end, staring intently at the financial news on TV.
The living room was quiet for a while, and Song Jingqiao sat next to Zheng Zhi after changing the hot water, and gave him melon seeds to eat very virtuously.
No one spoke, Zheng Ze's careful thinking began to move, and he urged Zheng Qian to hurry up and put forward his opinions, but Zheng Qian didn't dare.
"Tsk! No wonder the little brother always says that your personality is too soft!" Zheng Ze bit his lip, his eyes didn't dare to look at Zheng Zhi, "Big brother, I have something to say to you!"
Although the attitude was very good, the tone was really not respectful, and before Zheng Zhi raised his head, Dong Han took the lead in patting Zheng Ze.
"How can you talk to your eldest brother? Don't talk to him who is not big or small, your tone is not good, he doesn't react on the surface, in fact, he even chooses what chrysanthemum you use for the funeral. ”
Zheng Ze: "......"
His voice instantly became three degrees smaller: "Big... Big brother, I have something to tell you. ”
Say. ”
"It's just that we didn't go to a part-time job with my sister-in-law today, it's just that there is a bit of a problem with the salary distribution, can you coordinate it for us?"
"You question your sister-in-law's assignment?" Zheng Zhi raised his eyes to glance at him, his peach blossom eyes were full of energy, and he didn't have much energy.
Zheng Ze snorted: "Just... There may be a little problem. ”
"I chose people. Zheng Zhi sat up straight slightly, tilting his head to look at him, "You mean I have a problem with my provocative eye?"
Zheng Ze was stunned: "No...... I didn't mean that......"
"Then shut up. ”
"Okay big brother. Zheng Ze obediently shut up, and Zheng Qian looked at each other with tears in their eyes, and they both felt that although Zheng Zhi's younger brother had money to spend, he was usually quite wronged.
The younger brothers are as obedient as two little mice, Dong Han was amazed as he watched from the sidelines, and couldn't help but sigh: "When will my sister be as obedient as your brother, alas, it's evil." ”
Zheng Zhi disagreed with his statement, "Whose sister doesn't create evil? Do you think Zheng Xiao is better than Dong Yao?"
"......" Dong Han thought about it carefully, it really didn't happen, no matter how delicate Dong Yao was, at least he knew that he respected the old and loved the young, Zheng Xiao ...... Don't mention it.
But when he talked about his sister, he suddenly remembered the scene the night before.
Dad deliberately pulled the projector and played the video of Zheng Zhi and Song Jingqiao kissing in a loop in front of Dong Yao at 360 degrees, in a vain attempt to fight poison with poison and make Dong Yao die for Zheng Zhi.
And that video ......
Zheng Zhi's expression is quite exciting.
Thinking of this, Dong Han raised his eyebrows and smiled maliciously.
"Zheng Zhi, I heard that you and Pepper are true love?" he asked.
He didn't have any malice, he didn't agree to the marriage between his sister and Fa Xiao from beginning to end, and deliberately mentioned this stubble, just to take the opportunity to mention Peng Zerun, adding fuel to their little life.
But unexpectedly, as soon as Zheng Zhi heard this, he raised his head quite generously and asked him casually: "If it's true love, just kiss it, right? Give you a kiss?" Song Jingqiao, come here, pout. ”