Wu Cuimei smiled bitterly: "There are no guests, just our family." ”

"Hi, it's fine. The third child can see it, "If there are no guests, let's eat more by ourselves." ”

"I'm going to eat chicken thighs. When the little cousin saw the uncle chopping the chicken, she hurriedly shouted, "Uncle, I want to eat chicken legs." ”

"Haha, you know, you know, the chicken legs are all for you. Liu Yuanhe said with a smile, "Leave four for you." ”

"Hee-hee. The little cousin said happily, "I want chicken wings too." ”

"I want you to be a ghost. The third uncle said half-reproachfully and half-jokingly, "It's such a big person, and you still eat chicken legs, aren't you ashamed?"

"Hmph, no matter how old I am, I'm not as big as my sister, and my sister ate chicken legs yesterday. ”

"That's because you can't bite me. ”

"You're just eating it anyway. ”

Liu Qingshan saw the two girls arguing, so he said: "Don't quarrel, don't quarrel, quickly help your aunt wash the vegetables, so that she can make tea." ”

"Okay. The two girls were obedient this time and went to wash the vegetables obediently.

After a while, Wu Cuimei shouted from the kitchen: "The oil tea is ready." ”

The group put down their work and went to the kitchen to drink tea.

The smell of tea is bursting, and the whole kitchen is filled with the smell of tea.

Because it is oil tea cooked on a stove fire, the taste of cooking is far better than that of an induction cooker.

So the two cousins were very interested, and said that their aunt's oil tea was delicious, and the mother's cooking with an induction cooker was not delicious.

This made Wu Cuimei so happy that she couldn't close her mouth.

Although there were not as many guests as expected at noon today, the arrival of two little girls also made Wu Cuimei forget about this annoyance.

Since none of the guests came, we had to eat as a family at noon, but all the dishes we bought were still on the table.

The two girls looked at the delicacies on the table, and their eyes were round.

"Wow, I'm going to eat shrimp. I'm going to eat shrimp. The little cousin grabbed her sister's hand tightly, shook it excitedly, and stared straight at the plate of shrimp in front of her with her eyes, almost bursting out.

Shrimp male, in the local dialect, is shrimp, no matter what shrimp is, no matter whether male or female, it is always called shrimp male.

Liu Qingshan said with a smile: "To you, it's not that you haven't eaten shrimp." ”

"Hmph, you know what. The little cousin pursed her lips and said angrily, "I'm still studying, eating shrimp can increase intelligence, you are so stupid, I guess you don't understand." ”

"If you can't get into a good university in the future, don't blame me for pouring cold water. ”

"Slightly. The little cousin stuck her tongue out at him and grimaced.

The third uncle said unhappily: "You are a girl, what do you look like, you can't be serious." ”

"Hehe, I think that's what girls are all about. Wu Cuimei looked at her little cousin with a kind face and said, "How cute are girls now, like when we were young, we suffered at home and suffered outside, and we didn't dare to say anything, so we could only endure it silently." I didn't even dare to cry. ”

"Huh?" The little cousin's eyes widened, and she looked at her aunt in surprise and asked, "Why don't you dare to cry?" ”

"Huh. Wu Cuimei said, "How dare you cry, if you cry, you will hit your head with a stick." If you don't cry, you don't have to be beaten, but if you cry, the wrist-sized stick will hit you directly on the head, otherwise you will hit your legs. ”

Hearing this, both cousins were shocked.

The two girls were born in a good era, where did they know the seriousness of patriarchy in the past.

The eldest cousin frowned and asked incredulously, "Auntie, that, that, what if I accidentally kill you?"

"Hehe, at that time, my parents said that if they were killed, they would just take a straw mat and roll it up and bury it, what else. ”

The aunt's words made the two girls instantly turn into little padded jackets, and they both looked at the aunt with distressed faces.

The eldest cousin said: "Auntie, don't worry, we will definitely honor you well in the future, so that you can make up for all the suffering you have suffered before." ”

"Uh-huh, auntie, I'll hurt you too. ”

The little girl will coax people. Liu Qingshan said with a smile: "You two girls, you can't support yourself, and you still respect the elderly, how can you be filial." ”

The two cousins glared at Liu Qingshan.

Wu Cuimei also glared at Liu Qingshan and said, "Why do you talk so much?" Hurry up and eat, when you are full, you will go and clean the yard, so as not to wait for the guests to come and see that you can't eat." ”

"Mom~~~" I'm your own son.

Why is it that as soon as these two girls come, my position in my mother's heart is in jeopardy?

Fortunately, my mother didn't give birth to a daughter, otherwise, how could there be a place for him Liu Qingshan.

Mom said that she wanted to clean the yard, so she really wanted to clean the yard, not a joke.

As soon as Liu Qingshan had eaten and put down the dishes and chopsticks, his mother urged him to clean up the chicken and duck feces in the yard: "Hurry up, what are you still doing in a daze?"

The two cousins looked at him with embarrassment.

Liu Qingshan said coquettishly: "Mom, why don't you wait? I've just eaten enough, and my stomach is still a little swollen." ”

"Go!"

Alas, Liu Qingshan sighed speechlessly.

I knew that I was reincarnated in the patriarchal era.

When I arrived at the yard, I picked up a bamboo broom and started the crazy cleaning mode.

After a while, the two girls grabbed a handful of melon seeds, and while following him, they spit out the skin of melon seeds, so angry that Liu Qingshan almost didn't hit the two of them with a bamboo broom.

"What are you doing here?" Liu Qingshan pointed to the melon seed slices on the ground and roared, "Wait for my mother to see it, and I should say that I didn't clean it up." ”

The two girls looked innocent.

"Brother, why are you so fierce. We're just afraid that you'll be bored cleaning such a big yard, so we want to come and talk to you. The little cousin smirked.

Liu Qingshan pointed to the house: "Get out!"

"Gee, you're really impersonal. The eldest cousin shook her head and sighed, "Look at you, my two lovely sisters, you want us to get out, and you are yelling at us, no wonder you can't marry a wife." ”

Liu Qingshan raised a bamboo broom in one hand and pointed to the house with the other: "Get out!"

"Ah!" cried out in unison.

Wu Cuimei, who was so frightened that she was washing dishes in the house, hurriedly ran to the gate to look out, and happened to see her son holding a bamboo broom to beat the two girls.

And that's it. Wu Cuimei was furious: "Qingshan, what are you doing? Let you clean the yard well, what are you doing?"

Liu Qingshan shouted: "Mom, these two girls deliberately came to anger me, and they didn't say anything about the melon seed skin, and they always said that I couldn't marry a daughter-in-law." ”

"You can't marry a daughter-in-law in the first place, and no one is allowed to talk about it. Wu Cuimei said coldly, "Look at you, you don't get along well with your sisters, how can you get along well with women outside? Be nice to your sisters, otherwise, you will be a bachelor for the rest of your life." ”

With that, Wu Cuimei turned her head and walked back.

The two girls were so embarrassed that they stuck out their tongues at Liu Qingshan at the same time.

Liu Qingshan gritted his teeth and raised the bamboo broom again, but as a result, he could only put it down gently.

Speechless looking at the sky: Heavens, open your eyes!