"Laura, sit down obediently and don't disturb the two uncles, they are tired. Logan, who acted as the driver, shouted.

He 'accidentally' saw Laura's little fan girl in the rearview mirror, and he was vigilant on the spot, only to feel that the whole car was full of ominousness.

Zhen Hao is good or not, for the time being, he can definitely get access to the sand sculpture of Deadpool.

Will teach bad boys!

"Hmph~!"

Little Lori Laura glanced at Logan dissatisfied, clasped her hands on her chest and pouted, and snorted coldly, indicating that she didn't want to talk to the driver.

"It's okay, it's okay, we're not tired, I'm very happy to be able to chat with such a cute little North Nose as Laura. "Deadpool demolishes the stage.

After saying that, he also glared at Logan who was blowing his beard and glaring at him, obviously planning to buy from the basics.

Logan gritted his teeth in anger on the spot: "You ......"

"Oh~!Uncle Deadpool is the best!"

Without giving Logan a chance to speak, little Laura cheered like a child for the first time.

Charles didn't speak, just looked at her kindly, and took the time to glare at Logan fiercely, not too obvious to spoil her.

The next generation is not talking about fun!

However, Logan was not in the mood to pay attention to this at all, he stared at Laura with wide eyes and a shocked expression: "Can you speak?"

When Laura heard this, she glared at Logan arrogantly, snorted coldly again, and turned her head to give Logan a side face.

"What else, people don't want to deal with you. Zhen Hao leaned against the side wall, clasped his hands on his chest and smiled and stabbed Rogan in the heart.

In fact, to put it more clearly, not only does she not want to deal with you, but she even dislikes you. ”

Deadpool followed closely and stabbed again: "But it's not to blame Laura, after all, you're just an old and decrepit stinky dad who can't resist or fight, and I really can't get close to you." ”

Trauma +2, Logan drove with one hand, the other hand clutching his chest tightly, feeling a little difficult to breathe.

He looked at Charles helplessly for help, wanting this grandfather to say something good to him.

The result was very unsatisfactory, Charles just grinned at the old mouth with a few missing teeth, hehehehe, and kept laughing, completely unconcerned about himself.

"Actually, this phenomenon is very common, it happens between many fathers and sons, you don't need to be so frustrated. Niu Erhua reluctantly comforted Logan who couldn't breathe on the side.

"Yes, yes, there is an old guy with a tota in our place who was always clamoring to get rid of his son when he was younger, but then their relationship has eased somewhat. Little Jade Rabbit also said.

Women are emotional animals, and seeing the old father Logan's faceless and loveless, compassion is a bit overflowing.

But at most, it can go so far, to give Logan a reason to barely survive, they are already benevolent and righteous.

Hearing this, Logan's eyes lit up, "Really? What should I do?"

"It's simple. Charles, who pretended to be sick, interjected: "This is like a lion pack, the role of male lions is to deter and provide a sense of security to the female lioness, what you have to do now is to give Laura a solid sense of security." ”

"A sense of security?"

Logan muttered and glanced at Laura in the rearview mirror, only to see the side of her face this time, only a small back of her head.

Security...... How do you give this thing?

Logan fell into deep thought, and little Laura blushed slightly to avoid Logan's gaze for a moment, and then looked at Deadpool with an excited face.

"Uncle Deadpool, your hero uniform is so pretty, can you lend me a hood to wear it?and, why is there a hole in your hood? But none of that matters, can you tell me stories about other superheroes?"

Deadpool smiled, looking a little serious: "My hood is too big for you to wear, if you want, I can make you a set on the spot." ”

"As for the hole in the hood, it's just an accident, a heroic medal left behind when I fought against the forces of evil!"

Zhen Hao: "......"

"Speaking of other superheroes, I know a beautiful girl, her name is Jean Gray, she's amazing, she has long legs, little ......"

"Deadpool!"

Logan let out a low roar, interrupting Deadpool, who was getting more and more talking.

Deadpool pursed his lips and muttered in a low voice, "I'm talking about Cyclops' wife, my brother's mother, what are you doing in such a hurry......"

Grumbling is whining, but Deadpool doesn't continue to mislead the children, but pulls out a piece of her favorite red fabric from behind her ass and prepares to make a uniform for little Laura.

The uniform was in sight, but little Laura was very unhappy, wrinkled her nose and glared at Logan: "The driver in front, you are too noisy, please keep your mouth shut when we talk!"

Logan: "......"

The disneaconious person obediently closed his mouth, and little Laura looked at Zhen Hao with an excited face: "Uncle Zhen Hao, have you been to many worlds? What are the people in other worlds like? Are they fierce? Are they the same as in the comics?"

Zhen Hao: Call my brother, let's ...... Let's go it......

"Two big sisters and little sisters, you guys are so good-looking!"

Niu Erhua: "Thank you little sister for the compliment, you are also very good-looking!"

Little Jade Rabbit: "Yes, yes!"

"Grandpa Charles, can you tell me the story of the X-Men, where are the other X-Men, and who is Jean Gray that Uncle Deadpool is talking about?"

Charles: Uh...... I'm an old fool and can't remember anything, hahahaha......

"Having said all this, it's a little hot, can the driver in front of you help turn on the air conditioner?"

Logan: **#$+&......#&+%

"Brother Zhen Hao, you ......"

"Wow, Uncle Deadpool, your uniform is so fast!"

......

Logan's hands clenched the steering wheel tightly, and the steering wheel even gradually deformed under his force.

A brother, an uncle, a sister, and a grandfather, how did he become 'that driver'?

The driver who went to TM, I am my own father!

The mentality exploded, and Logan felt that his qi and blood were constantly surging, his brain was buzzing, his mind was dizzy, and his eyes were a little blurry.

It was just too much of a blow to him!

From the time Logan and Laura met, the little girl ignored him, ate what she gave him and drank what she was given, but she didn't talk to him, and she didn't even pop out of her mouth.

At one time, he thought that his wolf cub had lost the function of dialogue under the inhumane experiment, and had become a mute.

But who knew that after meeting Zhen Hao and Deadpool, Queen Gao Leng instantly turned into a cutie, her mouth was as sweet as smearing honey, and she was as likable as she wanted.

Taking a deep breath, Logan barely managed to keep himself from fainting under the painful blow.

Stepping on the brakes to the end, Logan took a deep breath, turned back to meet everyone's puzzled eyes, and forcibly squeezed out a smile.

"Laura, comics are comics, reality is reality, and there are no superheroes in reality who punish bad guys all over the street, but they will die. ”

Laura pursed her lips and ignored Logan, just staring at the tights that were about to be finished in Deadpool's hands.

Noticing Laura's gaze, Logan was full of black lines, and he would never allow his wolf cub to wear such a sand sculpture hero uniform.

Grinning again, Logan said: "Lola, believe me, comics are comics, the reality is that there will be no superhero who wears tights all day long to go out to save the world, only neurotics have been wearing tights." ”

"Hey~!, how do you talk!" Deadpool was not happy, and ripped off the last stitch of displeasure: "I think you are targeting me, isn't it a straitjacket on my body?"

"It's tights, but you're also insane!" said Logan angrily.

The old father educates his cubs, what are you an outsider doing!

Deadpool didn't speak, just chuckled and handed Laura the finished tights in his hand.

"Laura, you can't wear it!" Logan stopped.

Laura ignored this, took off her coat and boots excitedly, and then got into the tights made by Deadpool.

The black and red bodysuit, judging from the style and material, is completely a miniature version of Deadpool.

"Laura, do you like it?"

"Uh-huh, I love it, thank you Uncle Deadpool!"

"If you like it, can Uncle Deadpool make a small request here?"

Laura took on a middle two pose in which Parker took off in the comics, and nodded her little head repeatedly: "Uncle Deadpool, just say that I will definitely help if I can!"

Hearing this, Deadpool tilted his head and played with the switch of the lifting window a little shyly, and squirmed: "To be honest, I have a friend whose wish since he was a child is to hope that others can call him 'Baba'." ”

But there were unforeseen circumstances, and he died young, and this wish has not been fulfilled to this day. ”

So as his best friend, he passed on this wish to me, and wanted me to help him continue to fulfill this unfulfilled wish. ”

"Laura, this request may sound shameful, but for the sake of this friend, I still have to say it. ”

After speaking, Deadpool looked at little Laura expectantly: "Laura, you can ...... Call me 'Daddy'?"

Zhen Hao: "......"

What a trick to make friends out of nothing!

Thundered~!

As if struck by lightning, Logan looked at Deadpool with a blank expression, he couldn't believe that Deadpool would dare to make such an excessive request.

His own father hasn't gotten this treatment yet!

"Deadpool Poop~!"

Little Laura hesitated for a moment, then resolutely cried out.

She has been with comics for more than ten years, and the impact of comics on her is far-reaching, and Deadpool is extremely in line with the superhero conditions in comics, so naturally, her favorability has skyrocketed.

Of course, a large part of it is also due to the tights uniform!

When the words fell, just four words made the entire carriage silent, Zhen Hao, Niu Erhua and Charles entered the state of watching the play with a smile eating melons.

As for Logan, it was to add insult to injury, his mind was full of thunderball, a blank slate, everything was purified, and only the words 'Deadpool Poop' kept repeating.

Deadpool was also stunned, although he had the intention of forcing Logan to sign the deed of sale through Laura, but when Laura called these four words, he suddenly felt as if something was pressed heavily on his shoulders.

Laura didn't care about this, she only knew that she had met the superheroes in the comics, got a brand new hero uniform, and even had a father!

The rude guy from before doesn't count!

The excitement in her heart was hard to suppress, and Laura threw herself into Deadpool's arms with a flying pounce.

The cheap daughter threw herself into her arms, and Deadpool, who felt the weight on her shoulders, was inexplicably a little flustered, and accidentally opened the car door at a loss.

"Puff~"

The cheap dad and the cheap daughter both rolled out of the carriage.

The movement woke Logan, who quickly leaned on the window and looked out.

As far as the eye could see, Deadpool and Laura were rolling together on the grass.

Deadpool stiffened, not knowing what he was supposed to do now that he was a cheap father.

Laura didn't ask for so much, she grew up in a syringe reagent, and she screamed happily just like that.

Her silver bell-like laughter kept echoing in Logan's ears, his expression was dull, and there were faint tears flashing in the corners of his eyes, only to feel that his wolf cub was getting farther and farther away from him.

"Exactly the same hero uniform, no matter how you look at them, they look like a frolicking father and daughter. Charles stabbed him in the back with a cold knife.

Negative and negative, under this countless stimulus, coupled with Deadpool's ravages on him in the second-hand car market under the elevated road, new and old hatreds erupted together, and Logan finally couldn't help it.

Kicking the car door, six sharp claws popped out: "You bastard, I'm going to duel with you!"

Duel, a duel of daughters!

"That's a coincidence, that's what I thought!" shouted a bewildered Deadpool.

Seeing this, a cheerful Laura rolled in two, leaving Deadpool and Logan a space for them to play.

As a cub of Brother Pingtou, she likes it the most!

"Puff~!"

"Puff~!"

As he spoke, the two collided, Logan's claws pulled out six blood holes in Deadpool's body, and Deadpool's twin knives easily pierced Logan's chest.

"Ahhh

"Whoa~!Logan, you're really!"

Completely different screams sounded, obviously a bloody battle, but because of the sand sculpture-like screams in it, it always made people play.

While talking, the two stabbed each other dozens of times, and the knives were bloody.

"Damn, you're still talking about me, aren't you also here for real!"

"I didn't, you hit me with the knife!" Deadpool denied it, and then hit a rake: "My knife is longer than your claws, you would rather take me twice than pierce me with six holes, you are really the only one!"

"You fart!"

"You're a fart!"

"I didn't!"

"You just have!"

......

While stabbing each other, the two of them were still scolding and swearing in their mouths, and the battle scene was extremely Deadpool.

Seeing that Deadpool's wounds were also healing rapidly, little Laura who was nervous on the side couldn't help but breathe a sigh of relief.

Then she clenched her fists excitedly and shouted with a red face: "Come on, Wade Baba, beat that driver's out!"

"Don't worry, it's just an old sick wolf who can't do anything, it's up to you Deadpool...... Wade, my name is Wade Wilson, remember to call me Wade Poop in the future. ”

Deadpool took the time to turn around and shout, and then the painting style changed and said a little seriously: "Laura little angel, you can't just say '' in the future, this is not in line with a lady's painting style." ”

Hearing this, Laura nodded obediently: "Okay, Wade Baba!"

A stumble!

Logan, who was so deeply shown by this father-daughter relationship that his scalp was numb, suddenly felt like ashes, and felt that his life was bleak, and suddenly there was no hope of living.

Seeing this, Deadpool's eyes lit up, and the two knives saw the opportunity to give Logan a crossover again.

"Logan, you're too careless!, though, the way you're lying on your stomach is very interesting to me, make a price, I'll let my little princess Laura call you Uncle Logan!" Deadpool said arrogantly.

Logan was furious when he heard this, he was angry with Deadpool, and he was angry with himself at the same time......

He really had a momentary heartbeat just now!

'Uncle' is indeed much stronger than 'that driver'!

On the side of the car, Zhen Hao leaned on the car, looking at Logan, who was unilaterally crushed by Deadpool mentally, and couldn't help but pout, very disdainful of his arrogant appearance.

However, he had no intention of stopping them from beating each other.

didn't mean anything else, he just unilaterally thought it was more interesting to eat melons!

However, when Zhen Hao turned his head and saw Charles lying by the car window, smiling like a second fool with a mouthful of missing old teeth, the whole person was not good.

Anyway, it's an old-timer who has opened an academy, is it really good to watch a play like this?

No matter how bad it is, it's okay to pretend to be deep and serious!

There was a complaint in his heart, Zhen Hao couldn't hold back, and said directly: "Professor Charles, no matter how you say that you used to be a respected spiritual mentor, isn't it a little inappropriate for you to watch a play and eat melons now?"

Charles didn't reply: "What mentor is not a mentor, I'm a poor old man with cerebral atrophy now, isn't it normal to like to watch the excitement?"

"Speaking of cerebral atrophy, I would like to ask you in passing, are you not able to be transferred to the body of another person through mental thoughts, and thus be reborn? Why don't you give up your old, ugly, and sick body? Zhen Hao said.

......

If it weren't for your unfathomability, I'd have to give you a look!

muttered in his heart, but Charles smiled again: "Ah? What did you just say? I'm old, and my brain is buzzing from time to time, and I didn't hear it clearly just now." ”

"I said, why don't you just change to a healthy body?"

"What did you just say? I didn't hear it, because my brain was still ringing!"

"Nothing, I just think your bald head is amazing. ”

"Thank you, I think so too!"

Zhen Hao: "......"

Confirmed, no matter which world Charles is, he is very black!