Chapter 216: The Boy Who Sold Dogs and the Bearded Man Who Came Together
When I came back, I saw that Ha Gu was holding a bear and pouring it wildly on himself.
Although the bear is also spicy, compared with Chaotian pepper, it must be sweet, only after a while, half a bag of wine went down.
felt sorry for Fan Yu, so he hurriedly snatched the wine bag, gave the snow ball to Ha Gu, and even made a gesture to let him take it in his mouth.
As a result, what made Fan Yu smile bitterly the most was that the wine was strong, and the misty eyes of Ha Gu were still staring at the chili peppers in the broth, as if he was afraid of losing one.
Fan Yu hurriedly helped him lie down, covered him with a foreign leather quilt, and then ate and drank by himself.
This time, Fan Yu drank more, because except for Yuluo, a cultivator, he had never seen a mortal who could still maintain consciousness after drinking half a catty of bears without luck.
After eating and drinking, I didn't clean up, one was too cold outside and didn't want to move, and the other was too much wine.
He threw two more coals into the stove, blew out the candles, wrapped them in the quilt, and fell into a deep sleep.
Fan Yu woke up in the second half of the night, it turned out that the stove didn't know when it went out, and a candle was dropped with a fire fold.
I saw the fragrance of Ha Gu sleeping through the candle, and it was not affected at all, thinking about it, this is eating chili peppers again, drinking wine, and covering it so tightly, it's good if you don't sweat.
Then by candlelight, Fan Yu lit his pants again, and at this point, Fan Yu's heart was broken.
It's not a big deal, just want to pee.
Get up in the middle of the night to pee, many people also have this habit, not to mention drinking a lot of wine, unless you want to sleep like this, otherwise you have to pee when you sleep.
It's just that it's freezing outside now, and it's different whether you can fall asleep when you go out and come back.
Who wants to be able to freeze if it's warm?
It's okay to pee in the tent, but Fan Yu still has some reluctance in his heart, and this is not forced to be helpless, there is really no need to do this.
It's not okay to hold back and pee, not for anything else, it's uncomfortable.
After struggling like this for a long time, Fan Yu decided to go out to pee, not to overcome the difficulties, but to hold it back.
After going out, I didn't go far, leaning against the edge of the tent, unbuckling my belt, and opening the sluice gate to release water.
There are also two kinds of pee, one is to keep an eye on the place of urine until it is finished.
One is to look left and right and enjoy the scenery, although these look left and right, but in fact, they are also concentrating on urine.
Fan Yu belongs to the second type, now that it is dark, he can't see anything clearly through the faint moonlight, but he can also see some rough outlines.
This soaked urine Fan Yu held for a long time, and there was a lot of urine, and when he saw that he was about to finish, there was a sudden sound on the side.
Fan Yu, who was concentrating on peeing, was frightened by this sudden sound, but fortunately the release of water was not interrupted.
Quickly finished urinating vigorously, lifted his pants, fastened his belt, risked his waist, and whispered softly.
The sound came from behind the climbing plough where the supplies were stored.
With Fan Yu's martial arts, he can naturally jump up the mountain of materials silently.
Looking up and down the hill, Fan Yuqi's teeth itched, and this damn stupid bear is here again.
At this point, put your mouth into the bag of jerky and feast.
Fan Yu didn't get used to it, so he jumped off directly and rode on the white bear.
The white bear, who sensed something on his back, didn't care, but thought it was something falling from the jerky.
Fan Yu saw that he was riding, but this stupid bear hadn't even noticed it, and his angry eyes were glowing.
He raised his hands and grabbed the white bear's ears and pulled them back.
The painful white bear hurriedly retreated, took his head out of the mountain of meat, and then shook his head vigorously, trying to drop the pair of "pincers" on his ears.
Seeing that the white bear was deflated, Fan Yu's mood was also much more relaxed, but he didn't be happy for long, and this stupid bear actually became a demon again.
The white bear who was pulling his ears also reacted at this moment, and it seemed that a person was riding on his back.
Realizing that yesterday's morning's situation was on his radar again, the white bear did not use the same method to deal with it, but slammed diagonally into the hill of supplies.
Fan Yu saw that he was about to bump into it, and as soon as he lifted his body directly, he floated back.
Fan Yu retreated, but the materials were not so lucky, and the white bear, which was more than half a person tall, directly knocked over the hill with the climbing plow.
The rope used to tastrain the supplies broke at that time, and the supplies inside were also spilled.
Fan Yu's anger just disappeared, and suddenly rose again, straight into the sky, and even couldn't help shouting: "Stupid bear! Are you surnamed Zheng? How are you exactly the same as Zheng Qian's big idiot!"
It's not enough to scold, you must be beaten.
When the white bear got up, Fan Yu took the opportunity to get closer, and directly flew up and kicked the white bear's buttocks, forehead, it should be the root of the hind legs.
Perhaps it was a kick to the tendons, the white bear snorted, grabbed his short tail, and quickly ran away two steps before turning around.
As soon as he saw that it was Fan Yu, he didn't dare to step forward, he didn't suffer a lot under him before, but his mouth still hurts now.
With a low roar of "woo", the white bear turned around and ran, that fast.
And I don't have a long memory, I still keep looking back while running.
Fan Yu was naturally angry, but he couldn't chase it, so he had to reach out and save a few snowballs and hit them.
Although the snowball hit the white bear without any effect, it scared the white bear to run harder.
Even if he hit a snowball, Fan Yu still didn't go out in his heart, and at the same time he was more vigilant, this stupid bear obviously didn't remember to eat.
Now that he is targeted by it, there will definitely be disasters in the future, and the more he thinks about Fan Yu, the more angry he becomes, and he feels that he should have killed this beast with a knife just now.
Angrily stamped his feet, turned to the plow, and found another bundle of rope to help some of the tissues that still maintained their general shape.
Then he grabbed the rope on the side of the ground with his hand, cheered himself up in his heart, and secretly shouted "get up".
With the desperate strength of his hands, the hill that three or four big men could not necessarily lift up was turned back by Fan Yu himself.
I endured the cold and picked up the things that were spilled on the ground one by one.
When he returned to the tent, he didn't dare to sleep again, for fear that the stupid bear would come back, so Fan Yu had to go out to take a look from time to time.
As soon as it was dawn, Fan Yu shouted Ha Gu.
Although Ha Gu didn't sleep enough, he slept very well last night, otherwise it would be impossible not to wake up with such a big movement.
I'm not very sleepy now.
The two of them ate last night's broth on the soft dried meat, and after they had something in their stomachs, they packed up and went on the road.
Fan Yu barely slept in the second half of last night, so he climbed on the sleigh in broad daylight and stared.
I didn't dare to sleep too hard, who knows if this stunned man would make money and kill himself, and stabbed himself.
finally survived the day, but at night Fan Yu was not sleepy, he slept for a long time in a daze during the day, and then he was sleepy at night.
After eating, the second stunned man called Fan Yu over, and drew a picture with his fingers in the blood on the ground.
He pointed to the two of them, and then drew a river on the ground.
Then he drew a circle, with a vertical bar in the middle, and Fan Yu understood that it represented the conversion of the sun and the moon, and to put it bluntly, it represented a day.
The second stunned drew three in a row, and then crossed out two and a half.
Fan Yu knew that he wanted to say that the two of them would pass through the river for a day tomorrow morning.
Fan Yu nodded, and after cleaning up with the two stunned people, Fan Yu went out and took out the six big bags of jerky on the plow and put them in the tent.
Looking at the food himself, Fan Yu didn't believe that the stupid bear dared to come, this is really a master of the arts, change to someone else, and put the food away, for fear that the white bear will eat it together.
There was no word until the next day when the sun changed, and the white bear did not come.
Fan Yu felt that it might not be able to keep up with his speed.
After eating a bite of hot meat, he put away the tent with the two stunned people, and just got on the climbing plow, behind the young man's ice prisoner, he staggered out of a big white shadow.
It's a white bear that I haven't seen all night.
Fan Yu's good mood to get up early was gone at that time, and as soon as he turned his hand, the divine weapon knife appeared in his hand, and Fan Yu was really moved to kill at this moment.
As for the second stunned man, when he saw his god, he immediately knelt on the ground and kept "wooing, wooing." ”
After the white bear approached, Fan Yu was also stunned.
It's just that this white bear's body is full of bite marks, and the blood on his body has long been frozen on the white hair, and it looks really embarrassing.
Take a closer look, the white bear walked between its hind legs and did not dare to touch the ground, Fan Yu estimated that it was not that there was any foreign object on his feet, but that his hind legs were broken at all.
The white bear limped to Fan Yu to climb the plow, did not bypass, did not turn, but drooped his ears, clamped his tail, and crawled directly in front of Fan Yu.
That's not all, the white bear also rolled over on its side, revealing its belly, which was also full of white hair, with a surrendered expression.
Now Fan Yu was even more stunned, what was going on with this stupid bear? Until he was wrong, so after punishing himself, he came to ask for forgiveness?
If not, then who or what hurt him like this?
You must know that this is a winter realm, the white bear is now the top species of the food chain, and here, even the snow leopard is no match for him at all.
Fan Yu is still different, but Ha Gu has passed.
Ha Gu first checked the white bear's injuries, and found that they were all frozen, so he did not give him medicine.
Then he turned around and grabbed a large handful of jerky, but after remembering that the jerky belonged to Master Fan Yu, the grasping action froze.
Fan Yu nodded helplessly at Shang Ha Gugui's pleading eyes, he now seriously suspects that this stupid bear made himself look like this in order to cheat and eat and drink.
After feeding the white bear's bones, he turned around and came back to Fan Yu and kept gesturing.
Fan Yu understood the meaning of Ha Gu, this stunned man wanted to take the white bear with him, he was afraid that the lame white bear would starve to death in this wilderness.
But Fan Yu didn't want to take it, so he had to pretend not to understand the meaning of Ha Gu, showing a puzzled expression.
Just when an eager expression and a pretending to be stupid appeared, the culprit who injured the white bear appeared.
The moment the culprit appeared, Fan Yu and the second stunned were dumbfounded, and the white bear moved neatly in a circle and hid behind the supplies.
Fan Yu and Ha Gu both swallowed a mouthful of spit, they never expected that this stupid bear would provoke a mammoth.
It's a mammoth taller than a house, and it's closer. Fan Yu even saw the blood on the mammoth fangs, and Fan Yu had no doubt that it was the stupid bear.
Seeing the mammoth getting closer and closer, Fan Yu felt extremely bitter in his heart, with his current strength, it was estimated that he would be sent to death.
It's just that now, this mammoth, who has just fought after leaving the group, must be five to five irritable, so even if he is sent to death, he has to fight, and it is not certain who will die in the end.
The mammoth is too huge, and Fan Yu's whole person is not as thick as half a leg.
The fangs sticking out of his mouth were a foot long, and the scarlet blood stains on them told the story of his war.
Fan Yu felt that it was a miracle that this stupid bear could escape under the teeth of a mammoth.
Seeing this mammoth coming, Fan Yu naturally couldn't let him break up the climbing plow and the dogs, and motioned to stay where he was, and Fan Yu rushed out.
Rushing out is not to fight the mammoth, now is not the time, the priority is to lure the mammoth away from the climbing plow, the farther the better.
It's just that the mammoth is now red-eyed, and his goal is small, so he can't do it without doing something to make him angry.