However, after a while, Liu Le moved her out again.

sent her a text message: "Don't send me these messy photos again, don't harass me at ordinary times, or I'll put you on the blacklist, if there is any news of Wen Huihui, notify me as soon as possible." ”

"I just need Wen Huihui's news, and nothing else is allowed to bother me. ”

"Okay. Li Lanlan sent a picture of a happy expression, and then it was really quiet.

However, after only a minute of silence, she sent another message.

"Dean Liu, I'm sorry, excuse me, I'm really sorry, I've been feeling unwell recently, I can't eat, nausea and vomiting, and I'm uncomfortable, may I ask, can I go to you and help me treat it?"

I said it just now, don't bother yourself with other things, so Liu Le didn't want to pay attention to her.

But after thinking about it, he had to ask her to help contact Wen Huihui, so he replied: "Don't look for me." ”

Liu Le's second message hasn't been sent yet, Li Lanlan has already sent it: "Dean Liu, I still have nightmares, and in my dreams there is a rich and handsome man who looks very similar to you, and he always takes off my clothes......

This is a verbal teasing.

Liu Le frowned, but still sent the second text message: "Video, I'll look at your skin color, and I can help you diagnose and treat." ”

Li Lanlan sent a series of thanks, and then clicked on the video.

After connecting it, Li Lanlan was holding her mobile phone with a selfie stick, taking pictures of her own face.

It was a ruddy and pink face, with a rose on its head.

This face is too beautiful to say, and there is absolutely no disease.

A normal person's face is not beautiful like this, this must be a beautiful face.

"Dean Liu, where do you want to see my complexion, do you see it all over my body?" asked Li Lanlan with a smile on her face.

He also blinked his big eyes, and seemed to be looking forward to it.

"No, just look at your face. Liu Le said lightly.

"Okay, then look at it!" Li Lanlan leaned closer to her phone and almost put her face on the camera.

"Turn off your beauty. Liu Le commanded.

"Oh, good. Li Lanlan hurriedly turned off the beautification function, and her absolute face suddenly became dull and gray, with a layer of tiny freckles, and Li Lanlan was also nervous, as if she didn't want people to see her true side.

Therefore, she hurriedly said: "Dean Liu, the skin on my face is not very good, but the skin on my body is very good-looking, especially the skin on my chest, white and tender, do you want to see it?"

As she spoke, she really shot at her crisp breasts, and pulled down the collar, almost exposing it entirely.

Liu Le said unhappily: "I'm diagnosing you, what are you trying to do? Just look at your face." ”

Liu Lanlan was startled, and hurriedly put the phone away, only looking at that face.

Liu Le has to look at her most real side, so that he can diagnose her illness with the word "looking", hearing and asking.

After a while, Liu Le said lightly: "You have an endocrine disorder caused by irregular work and rest, plus you often eat junk food, and you suffer from gastritis, it's not too serious, just take some medicine to recuperate." ”

Liu Lanlan was surprised for a while, she didn't expect that Liu Le just glanced at her in the video, and knew that she was endocrine disorder and gastritis, it was really godly, so godly.

Because she had just gone to the hospital in the morning for a check-up, the results of a blood test were endocrine disorders and gastritis.

It's just that the doctor didn't say what caused it.

And Liu Le was able to find out the cause.

Just by looking at it, you can see that she has an irregular schedule and often eats junk food.

It's God, it's God.

"Thank you, Dean Liu. Liu Lanlan suddenly admired Liu Le very much.

"Do you take Chinese medicine or Western medicine?" asked Liu Le.

"Chinese medicine is too bitter for me to eat, I'd better take Western medicine!" replied Liu Lanlan.

Liu Le quickly sent a string of medicine names, and then said, "Go to a regular pharmacy to buy it." ”

Liu Lanlan picked up the medicine beside her: "I have this, I also have this, but these two don't." ”

"Let's go buy medicine!" Liu Le hung up directly.

Next, Liu Le habitually looked at the entire hospital.

I saw a man in the infusion room, looking up to the sky and sighing: "Oh my God! The deity has gone through a lot of hardships, overcome many difficulties, and devoted himself to cultivating the Tao for more than 30 years, and finally comprehended the way of heaven and formed a golden pill. ”

"Finally stepped into the coveted Jindan Avenue. ”

"Why do you destroy my dantian and shatter my golden pill, and insist on turning me into a wasted person? Without the golden pill, what is the point of my life, it is better to let me die......

Syllable.

The nurse who was helping him get a needle patted him impatiently: "What's the ghost called! Isn't it just a gallstone?"

"As for you? In the obstetrics and gynecology department upstairs, there is a beautiful girl with outstanding talents, who has only been seventeen years old and has become a baby! ”

Another nurse pouted and picked up: "You're only in the golden pill stage, you're a fart!"

"There are a few great masters of the nervous epilepsy stage in the mental hospital next door, and there are many out-of-body realm martial artists in the underground morgue, don't they all have to go through our hands to get out?"

"Moreover, there are two great monks in the merger period in the hotel opposite, and before cultivating, they also asked us to buy medicine. ”

"Well, you see that this newcomer is a Saint Realm stage cultivator who has just passed the Thunder Tribulation, isn't he still going to find us here and let us help?"

Liu Le looked at the Saint Realm Stage Martial Cultivator, where is this thunderous movement? This is obviously burned by fire!

His hair was gone, his whole body was blackened and oily, and he couldn't even walk, but he was still carried over.

It seems that these people are too much on the Internet.

The pregnant one is even said to be in infancy.

The baby in the womb is compared to the baby of Minyuan.

Psychosis is said to be in the realm of God.

said that the peak martial cultivator of the divine realm was a peak martial cultivator of the nerves.

The dead body is said to be out of body period.

Hehe, there is only one corpse left there, it is indeed out of body.

The couple who opened a room in a hotel could actually say that the great monk in the fit period.

It looks like it's really getting together!

and those who were burned by fire, all of them said that they had survived the thunderstorm. It's a very vivid metaphor!

Fortunately, as soon as the nurse said this, the man suddenly stopped crying and howled, and immediately became quiet.

It's really like what the nurse said, you just have a golden pill, and if you break your golden pill (stone), it's a fart!

Liu Le looked around and found that there were many patients in the dental clinic who were numbered to see a doctor, and they were all lined up on Zhang Ruigeng's side; one patient was saying fiercely: "Doctor, how much does it cost to have a tooth extracted?"

"The fee is thirty. Zhang Ruigeng said indifferently.

"You can really make money, you can make thirty dollars in less than three seconds. The patient was dissatisfied.

"If you want, I can pull your teeth in slow motion, and a tooth can be extracted for three hours. ”

As a martial arts cultivator, Zhang Ruigeng does have this ability.

The patient gasped and said, "It's going to hurt to death, so hurry up! You'd better help me pull it out in a second." ”

"Quickly extract a tooth, one will cost sixty. Zhang Ruigeng said seriously.

"Sixty is sixty, it's not like I can't afford to pay. "The patient becomes indifferent again.

Just when Zhang Ruigeng was helping the patient extract the tooth, the patient suddenly said: "Doctor, I am willing to pay 600, can you help me extract it in a fraction of a second?"

There were several other dentists, but there were not many patients at all.

One of the doctors, who was carefully examining the patient's mouth, exclaimed: "Your tooth cavity is the biggest, the biggest, the biggest ...... I've seen in more than ten years as a doctor."

The patient said angrily: "You don't have to repeat it. ”

"I didn't. "That's the echo of the tooth cavity." ”

"I don't have teeth, how can I have a cavity, how can I have an echo of a cavity?" the patient yelled.

"yes, you don't have teeth, why do you need to see a dentist?" the doctor yelled even louder.

The patient slapped the table, jumped up and shouted, "I just want to see if my tooth still hurts, yesterday you pulled out all my teeth, I want to know now, does my tooth still hurt?"

The doctor looked timid, and pointed to the trash can, which had many teeth: "You go and ask." ”

"How do I ask? I'm not a dentist?" the patient said angrily.

"We dentists don't have a way to ask anything from the extracted tooth. The doctor was helpless.

Feel that the patient's request is too much, doesn't this deliberately make it difficult for the doctor?

"If it doesn't hurt, put it on me. The patient was so angry that he spat at the doctor.

The doctor was also angry, couldn't bear it anymore, and spat on the patient.

That's how the doctor-patient conflict comes.

Fortunately, the two just spat on each other and didn't start a fight.

On the other side was the gastroenterology department, and a patient said in pain: "Doctor, my stomach hurts, the pain is terrible, I can't digest it, what to eat, please save me!"

"Let's go for a stool test first!" said the doctor, unhurriedly.

"Swallow?" the patient turned dark, retched for a while, and almost threw up.

"It's a stool test, why don't you test it and we know what's going on?" the doctor urged.

The patient cried: "You can barely urinate, but how to swallow the stool?"

"We're going to check it for you, understand? The doctor said impatiently.

Not long after, the patient came back with poop in his hand, his face turned black and said, "Here, I'll see how you swallow it?" If you can swallow it, I'd rather pay the hospital double the medical bill." ”

"We are very professional in this. The doctor took the poop away.

The patient craned his neck outside the window and did not know if he had seen it.

After looking at the various states of life for a while, Liu Le suddenly found that there was something abnormal in the inpatient department.

Last time, some of the thugs brought by Zhou Qing actually gathered together, standing tremblingly in front of a man who looked a little similar to Zhou Qing.

The man had a grim face, and he was smoking slowly with a pipe in his hand.

"Liu Le, dean, dared to hurt my brother Zhou Qing, good, very good. ”

The man's eyes narrowed, his expression hidden in the smoke.

When the thugs had finished speaking, he waved his hand, and the thugs all fled as if they had been pardoned.

But there was also a deer-headed rat-looking gangster who turned back after running away a few steps, cautiously showing a mouthful of mouse teeth, and asked flatteringly: "Boss Zhou, we have a crush on a beautiful nurse sister." ”

"That sister ignores us, can you give us a pack of that, let us have a good time......"

Boss Zhou still took a pack of medicinal powder casually: "Give it." ”

"Thank you Boss Zhou, thank you Boss Zhou......" The thugs bowed again and again, nodded and left.