Las vegas.

In the evening, after having a big meal with the family, according to the address given by Joey, Adam and Juno came to a small theater next to it.

“O～M～G～！”

When looking at the gay service staff around him, Adam also sighed in his heart, and also shouted this classic tone line.

"What's wrong?"

Juno laughed, "You discriminate against gay?"

"Of course not. ”

Adam immediately denied it.

Just kidding, this is a rice country, and all kinds of strange cultures are developing to the extreme.

Doing so is a discrimination warning.

Like Ross's sexism, Chandler's rejection of gay because of his childhood experience, and Monica's (who was a classmate of Richard's daughter) and Richard (who was good friends with Monica's father and hugged Monica as a baby) also happened before the millennium, and if it comes to the future, it will definitely be bombarded.

Immediately crying and apologizing is still sobering, maybe someone will be caught by this handle, and the rest of your life will not be at peace.

Because it is likely that their children are a light of righteousness, and occasionally after hearing their parents and elders mention the 'ugly words and deeds' of the past, they may cry bitterly and post videos on the Internet to draw a line with them.

Then detonate more attacks.

The children of cheating fathers and cheating mothers are not the only ones in the East Country.

More in the United States.

And compared with the unconscious cheating dad and cheating mom in the eastern country, on the side of the rice country, many times it is really for freedom and equality, and takes the initiative to pit dad and pit mom.

The nature is completely different.

The lethality is not the same at all.

You see, your children despise you and condemn you, which shows that you are really guilty of a great crime, and that not attacking you is enough to make people angry.

On the eastern side, it is called the righteous annihilation of relatives.

On the side of the United States, after dozens of hundreds of years of hypnotizing others and self-hypnosis, such talents have finally been cultivated, and the values of the East thousands of years ago are gradually getting closer.

Congratulations.

And so it goes.

Perhaps, in a few decades and hundreds of years, it is really possible for the United States to truly reach the prosperity of etiquette and morality at home and abroad in ancient times.

Adam believed that his friends and family around him would not be like this, but it was Juno who was questioning......

Scalpel warning!

"Did anyone order something for you?"

A waitress in women's clothing came over with a pink drink and asked angrily.

"Thanks, I've already ordered. ”

Adam forcibly suppressed the discomfort in his heart and smiled sideways in reply.

“ok。 ”

The waitress of the women's clothing boss was brightened and said enthusiastically: "You can always find me if you have any needs~"

Adam could only smile and nod, and watched the waiter of the women's clothing boss 'bewitching' away, and then shrugged his shoulders to Juno, who was staring at him, and said, "Look?"

"Huh. ”

Juno gave him a playful look, and he didn't break it.

Another big waitress came over with the drink Adam had ordered.

"Uh, I ordered the beer. ”

Seeing Juno take the beer in front of him, Adam couldn't help but remind.

The waitress of the women's clothing boss who hadn't walked away glanced at Adam, and after leaving, he said to the waiter who had been staring at this side before: "He's heterosexual." ”

"Oh~"

The women's clothing boss before wailed in disappointment.

"Don't you discriminate against gay, come and try their drinks, it's delicious. ”

Juno pushed the pink cocktail she ordered in front of Adam and teased.

“......”

The corners of Adam's mouth twitched.

He's not Rajesh in the Big Bang Theory, or Matthew in Mom and Dad's romance, and he's not interested in this kind of thing at all.

And in this kind of place, drinking this representative drink, it is easy to be seen as gay, and then the probability of being accosted will increase infinitely.

Looking at this 'bewitching' women's clothing boss dangling in front of him, he was already a little numb in his scalp, if they all came to talk to him one by one, then he really couldn't bear it, so he could only retreat immediately.

Just as he was struggling, a familiar murderous aura swept over.

Adam looked sideways, but saw Heather next to him silently clinging to him and smiling sweetly at him.

Silence is better than sound at this time.

Adam gave Heather a grateful look, gave him a 'go back in the evening and did his best to die, and then he had already repaid himself', and then looked at Juno proudly.

Juno gave Adam and Heather a blank look, and stopped the conversation in moderation.

Only then did Adam have the heart to look around.

It is a small theater with a small stage on it, and the stage is surrounded by staggered tables, and in the middle of each table there is a blue lamp, which is lit.

The function is to turn off the headlights during the performance, and leave a small table lamp so that the audience can see their companions and prevent them from knocking over their drinks.

"Damn Joey!"

Adam became more and more sure of the guess in his heart, and couldn't help but curse secretly: "I didn't make it clear in advance, I would definitely not have come if I had known this." ”

The lights suddenly dimmed.

The piano sounded.

"Ladies and gentlemen, welcome Helena Handbasquie, the peerless Helena Handbasqui!"

A women's clothing boss waiter made a cameo appearance as the host, pinching his voice to make an introduction.

As soon as the voice fell, a beam of light hit the stage, and I saw a tall figure wearing a hollow skirt turn his head, revealing a yin and yang face, holding the microphone, and his deep voice sounded: "Hi, my little relatives~"

“O～M～G～！”

Adam, who almost heard 'my little money', once again uttered the classic tone line, and there was no doubt in his heart.

It's him, it's him, it's him!

"I feel beautiful, very beautiful, I feel like a beautiful and intelligent ......"

Helena on stage sang this, pointing the microphone at the audience.

“gay～！”

Immediately, many people in the audience shouted in unison.

Helena burst into a smile.

Adam had a toothache.

Juno, the three of them had a good time.

The opening song ends.

"Hello, welcome to the show, I see some regulars in the audience. ”

Helena glanced at the audience, then fell on Adam, paused slightly, and raised her eyebrows: "There are some new faces." ”

With that, he walked off the stage, came to Adam's side, handed the microphone to Adam, and asked with a smile, "Where are you from?"

"Texas. ”

Adam said stiffly.

"Lone Star State, then you must be very lonely~"

Helena said in a strange tone.

"It shouldn't be flirting, it shouldn't be, no, absolutely not!"

Adam shouted in his heart, but he smiled awkwardly: "I have a girlfriend, how can I be lonely?"

"Some loneliness exists only in the heart, and it is not suitable to talk to others. ”

Helena laughed.

Adam's smile was stiff, especially when he saw Helena winking at him, and then thought of Helena's true identity, the whole person was not good.

Who am I?

Where am I?

What am I doing?