"Sister Momo is a pretty reliable girl, the girls she introduced must be fine, you didn't listen to their voices just now, they are all super sweet. "Er Fat is full of infinite fantasies about those girls, and Yang Yimo is now the god in Er Fat's eyes, he believes everything she says, as long as he can introduce him to the girl to take off the single, nothing else is considered.

Wang Hao feels that this kid is hopeless, the sweeter the voice on the Internet, the worse it may look, but it is the kind of rough voice, maybe it is a beauty, in the ice city, there are almost few girls who are pretentious, and they speak generously, this is the type that Wang Hao likes.

"I'll look at the photos!" Wang Hao didn't want to waste time on the dinosaurs, so he still felt safe by looking at the photos.

"Wait for the pull-down to join the group. ”

After a while, the game was over, and Er Fat took out his mobile phone and asked Yang Yimo: "Sister Momo will drag me Brother Hao into the group too." ”

This group belongs to Yang Yimo, without her to speak, no one can make it, no one can think about being able to come in, Wang Hao wants to join the group, he must first get Yang Yimo's approval.

"No, people who are too ugly can't enter. Soon, Yang Yimo's voice came, as if he could already see Wang Hao's angry appearance after hearing this, Yang Yimo couldn't help but cover his mouth and steal fun.

"Holy. Wang Hao suddenly stopped, grabbed the phone and said to the phone: "No matter how ugly I look, can I have two fat and ugly??"

"The second fat person is white and chubby, much cuter than you!" Yang Yimo replied eloquently.

Wang Hao squinted his eyes and was angry, and he had already thought of Yang Yimo's sassy face.

“...... I'm not uncommon yet. Wang Hao saw that he couldn't speak well, so he simply pulled it down, if he didn't enter, he wouldn't enter, and he couldn't drop it, so he simply got up to pee, and just met Yang Yimo in the bathroom.

Yang Yimo smiled slightly, his eyes were bent into a crescent moon, his hands were protecting his chest, and he looked at Wang Hao, whose eyes were full of fire: "Why are you going to beat me?" or do you want to insult me?"

Suddenly, tired Yang Yimo didn't even think that Wang Hao could hold his chin with both hands, make a super cute gesture, and asked, "Am I cute?" ”

As he spoke, his eyes blinked.

"Poof!"

Yang Yimo suddenly burst out laughing, she really didn't expect that Wang Hao, who had always put on a stinky face, as if Wang Hao, who was the most in the world, could make such a cute action: "Hahahaha, cute, super cute, hahaha, no." ”

Yang Yimo's stomach hurt, and his feet clicked on the ground to hide, which was also very cute.

"Get up. ”

Wang Hao glanced at her, didn't mess with her, opened her up, and went to the bathroom to pee.

After a while, Wang Hao came out, Yang Yimo went in, and Yang Yimo shouted there: "Wang Hao, you are so disgusting, you are all urinating." ”

"Go, wipe off the !!" Then, Yang Yimo grabbed Wang Hao angrily: "Can you align the point next time?" ”

Wang Hao is embarrassed, this is not good for sharing a house with a woman, everything has to be clean, and it is not good to bury it at all.

Wang Hao first rubbed it with a mop, and then under the command of Yang Yimo, he wiped the whole disinfectant, wiped it once, and then sprayed perfume, so he reluctantly let him go.

Wang Hao used to go to the toilet to go to the public toilet, and when he took off his pants directly, he shhh

Although at home, Yang Tiansheng is sometimes not right, but Yang Tiansheng's daughter-in-law does not dislike it, and she wipes it clean every time.

Where has Yang Yimo experienced such a thing, he can only say that let Wang Hao wipe it himself.

Hey, it seems that you still have to pee on time as much as possible in the future, Wang Hao thought to himself.

"How much QQ do you have?" asked Yang Yimo at Wang Hao after finishing the matter.

"What, let me join the group?"

"Ang, you were pretty cute just now. Yang Yimo's eyes narrowed: "Especially when you put flowers and pout, it's very cute when you wipe the toilet, it's a pass in my sister." ”

After a while, Yang Yimo passed Wang Hao's QQ application and had a deep contempt for Wang Hao's screen name.

This product is called: I want you to swing the corners of your clothes in the wind.

"The screen name of the real sissy cannon!" Yang Yimo sent a disdainful expression behind him.

"Hello, society, Brother Mo, is this a name that a girl should have?" Wang Hao replied unconvinced.

"Lao Tzu is willing! "Behind it was a big white eye.

"I don't care about you, and you don't care about me in the future. ”

"Heheda, I don't care about you, you can pee all over the bathroom!"

"I don't want to pay attention to you rascal!"

Wang Hao and Yang Yimo quarreled on QQ, and found that they seemed to be a little unable to talk about her, so they gave up resistance, put their hands behind their heads, and stared at the screen, there were a total of seven or eight girls in the group, only two men, Er Fat and Wang Hao, were as chic as falling into the daughter country.

A girl named Zhang Ya was the first to speak: "Hey, which handsome guy is the brother who played the game with me just now." ”

"It's me. Er Fat raised his hand excitedly, and the other party couldn't see his action at all.

"Here's a picture. ”

"To wear clothes or not to wear?" asked the second fat tooth.

"No clothes, okay!" Er Fat puffed out his mouth at that time, and made a scissor-hand gesture, so that Wang Hao couldn't show him to vomit.

But after his photos were posted in the group, all the girls said: "Wow, such a cute fat brother." ”

Wang Hao was suddenly confused, do these girls have a misunderstanding of the word cute?

The second fat chatted with the girls in full swing, and Wang Hao didn't even have a chance to interject, just watched stupidly.

After a while, Er Fat then turned his head to look at Wang Hao: "Brother Hao, can I rush five yuan in?"

"What?"

"The whole QQ show, you see how good-looking their QQ show is, just mine is too stumbling, just now Sister Momo talked to me privately, let me look good. ”

"Is it so vain, isn't it fragrant if we buy a bowl of instant noodles and root sausage for five yuan??!!"

"Brother Hao, for the sake of my lifelong happiness, let's invest in it, count it mine, pay you back. ”

"Go ahead. ”

"Okay, ten dollars at most. The second fat girl was teased, and a rod was thrown directly to the Internet café: "Boss, give me ten yuan Q coins." ”

After a while, the second fat changed into a handsome clothes.

"It's not naïve. Wang Hao was speechless and watched the girls chatting enthusiastically around Erfat, and said that they would go to the amusement park together tomorrow to play, and at Yang Yimo's suggestion, they would have a meal together to see which one could match each other, and they would be with whom.

Erfat didn't forget to chat with these girls on the way back, Wang Hao just looked there stupidly, and couldn't interject at all, he was the terminator of the topic of chatting, and many times he didn't know what to say when chatting, and he didn't even know how to start with a strange girl.

If you want to say that Wang Hao may be able to joke with a familiar girl or something in reality, he can hardly speak in the face of the girl on the Internet.

"Hey, handsome man, why don't you speak. Suddenly, Zhang Ya said to Wang Hao again: "Handsome guy, how can you talk, I see that you don't have a QQ show, call Sister Sheng, Sister will buy you a set." ”

I went, met a rich woman, this is, want to play baoyang?

Wang Hao thought to himself whether this first answer was a little colder, or was it a little cheaper like a second fat man?

Just when Wang Hao was wondering how to answer, Yang Yimo spoke: "He's busy cleaning the toilet." ”

"What do you mean????" Zhang Ya typed several question marks.

"Shut up, don't be foolish. Wang Hao's old face turned red and replied: "It's nothing, I'm just cold." ”

Wang Hao thought about it, why didn't he buy the QQ show, one was that he felt useless, too vain and too exaggerated, and the other was that he was poor and couldn't afford it, but he couldn't admit it, no matter what happened, he still wanted to save face on the Internet, and then replied: "The vest pants and slippers are the symbol of the local tyrant." ”

"Wow, na, local tyrant, take a selfie, let the sisters see if they are handsome. Another girl asked expectantly.

"I am a landscape in the world, like fog, rain and wind, I can't see it, I can't touch it, I don't want to send photos, I'm afraid you'll fall in love with me. Wang Hao pretended to be a deep sentence.

"Wow, I'm looking forward to you more. ”

Swish!

Suddenly a picture pops up.

Wang Hao half-knelt on the ground, pouting his ass and wiping the toilet with a rag in his hand.

Huh, why does this person look so familiar, Wang Hao was stunned for three seconds.

Then Yang Yimo spoke again in the group: "It's like fog, it's like rain, it's like wind, it's not like people, hahaha." ”

Yang Yimo!!Your sister's!!

"Dangdang!" Wang Hao knocked on the door angrily.

"What's the matter, handsome man. Yang Yimo smiled and opened the door.

"Can you stop sending me ugly photos, I'll make it!!" Wang Hao was so angry that he wanted to vomit blood.

"Hahaha, how handsome. Yang Yimo smiled happily, and his chest trembled.

Obediently, it turned out that Yang Yimo was so expected, Wang Hao accidentally looked straight in his eyes, and swallowed his saliva.

As if sensing that something was wrong, Yang Yimo followed Wang Hao's gaze and looked at him.

"Smack!"

"Hooligans!"

"Bang!"

One mouth, one scolding, and then closed the door directly, making Wang Hao stunned in place.

Obediently, this woman turned her face faster than a book, Wang Hao shook his head, and went back to his room helplessly, originally came to Xingshi to ask for guilt, but she was beaten upside down and touched her cheeks, which were a little red and swollen, no way, who let his eyes be dishonest.

This is not the end, after returning to the house, Wang Hao picked up his mobile phone and thought about chatting with that Zhang Ya for a while, but found that he had been kicked out of the group chat, I go, it's so cruel, it's not the time to eat and say that I am handsome.

......

On the other side, the second fat just finished rushing QQ coins and walked out of the Internet café, while walking, chatting with the sisters in the group with bared teeth, and when he walked downstairs, he met Qin Zhijie's gang squatting on the ground and smoking.

"Stop. Li Chao shouted.

The second fat girl ran away.

"I'll let you stop!" Li Chao ran on the spot, and when he raised his leg, he kicked the second fat down: "Where are you going?" ”

PS: 3,000 words chapter