Hearing Dad's words, Liu Qingshan also became angry: "Dad, you are really good." Don't think that I can't understand your songs, they are all some romantic songs that you can't listen to, just your things, folk art, and traditional culture, you are not ashamed to say this. And these oranges, yes, this orange was planted by you, but don't forget, just for these oranges of yours, I also deliberately set aside a day not to dig bamboo shoots, I dig bamboo shoots a day can be sold for more than 2,000 yuan, if I work hard, 3,000 is not a problem. But I was afraid that you would be tired, so I went to help you pick oranges, and I also drove you to the town to sell oranges that you couldn't sell for three yuan. But when you get there, cross the river and tear down the bridge, you see a woman and forget your son. ”

Hey, Liu Yuanhe was really embarrassed and guilty by his son's words.

Although what this stinky boy said is not all right, for example, his songs are all traditional culture, which no one can change, but the part of digging bamboo shoots later, what this stinky boy said still makes some sense.

In order to help him pick and sell oranges, this stinky boy really wasted a day.

Yes, I don't care about the villain, so I don't care about him.

Liu Yuanhe didn't bother to argue.

Seeing that his father was speechless by himself, Liu Qingshan thought to himself, his father is bullying the soft and afraid of the hard, when his attitude is soft, he has to be scared, and as soon as his attitude is hard, he will have no way.

It seems that he should know that he is wrong now.

Well, Liu Qingshan thought so, so he didn't babble about blaming his father.

Then, he sold oranges to several people in a row, but my father didn't mix them again.

Without his father's involvement, Liu Qingshan successfully sold the oranges for more than 20 catties at a price of three yuan a catty.

Seeing his father sitting on the bench without saying a word, Liu Qingshan was also a little reluctant in his heart, wondering, did what he said just now be too heavy and hurt his father?

Thinking like this, Liu Qingshan blamed himself, turned his head and walked into the proprietress shop, wanting to pour another cup of tea for his father.

But this was only a moment of effort, and when he came out of the store with a cup of tea, he was instantly dumbfounded.

Nima, the old man was chatting and smiling with a few women of the same age, shaking his head, and he almost leaned up and hugged them.

The old man said, "Oh, isn't it just a few oranges? You can eat them if you want, what's so embarrassing, anyway, I have a lot of them at home, and I can't eat them all." ”

Damn, how many orange trees do you call a lot?

Do people who only plant dozens of acres of land speak?

This old man is really stinking and shameless. Liu Qingshan raised his hand angrily, and drank the hot tea in the bowl.

It wasn't until the aunts also left happily with a bag of oranges that he walked out angrily: "Dad, is this orange still for sale?"

Liu Yuanhe was still smiling and looking at the back of the women who had left, and when he heard his son speak, he came back to his senses: "Sell, why don't you sell it?"

"Sell it, sell it, sell it, why don't you take a loudspeaker and call all the women you know before to come and get a bag of oranges for free, so we can go home early." ”

Liu Yuanhe scratched the back of his head embarrassedly: "Oh, those were your father's former classmates, we studied together, and two of them chased me, you said, they are all old classmates and old friends, it's not too much for me to give them a few catties of oranges." ”

Liu Qingshan was so angry that he almost went retrograde: "Why do you have so many old classmates and old friends? After setting up a stall in the morning, you didn't meet a few customers, and all of them met your old classmates and old friends? ”

Liu Yuanhe knew that he was wrong, but he just smiled and didn't refute.

But he was so handsome back then that he fascinated the women of the whole town.

Finally sold out the oranges, oh no, half sold and half sent, after delivering the oranges, when he returned home, Liu Qingshan immediately reported to his mother angrily: "Mom, don't tell me how hard my dad worked for this family in the future." ”

Hearing her son's tone, Wu Cuimei was a little confused, looked at her son who threw the change on the table, and asked, "Qingshan, what's wrong?"

"Mom, you don't know, today in the town to sell oranges, my dad sent oranges to more than a dozen women, one person sent several catties, all of them did not charge a dime, one moment said that it was an old classmate, and then said that it was an old friend, this more than 100 catties of oranges, three yuan a catty, sold for more than 100 yuan, and the rest were all sent by those female friends he gave him. ”

What? This is still going to heaven!

As soon as Wu Cuimei heard her son's words, she immediately became angry and scolded Liu Yuanhe: "Liu Yuanhe, I have been with you for decades, for this family, I think about how to save money and how to save money every day, I don't dare to spend a penny, you are good, you will send oranges when you see a woman, and you will send oranges when you see a woman, you can send them so well, why don't you take off your underwear and give it away."

It's really amazing, you, in front of your son, you don't restrain at all, do you want your son to mess around like you in the future? You're a person who has one foot in the coffin, how many more can you live for fifty years? If you don't think about your children, forget it, and hook up with other women every day, do you want this old face anymore?"

Listening to his mother count down his father, Liu Qingshan's heart was a little more comfortable.

Liu Yuanhe was also angry in his heart. Originally, this son accused him on the street, but when he returned home, he actually complained.

"You rabbit cub, what do you know?" Liu Yuanhe didn't dare to refute his wife's justified abuse, so he could only take out his anger at his son, "You said that you are in your twenties, and you don't even have a girlfriend, so you know that you make small reports all day long, let me quarrel with your mother? You say how can you do this? Look at your cousin, they are younger than you, and both children are about to go to elementary school." ”

What a move to divert water from the south to the north.

This is directly dumping the pot on me.

Liu Qingshan is not a vegetarian either, and replied directly: "I didn't find a girlfriend, that's because I'm decent, unlike some people, who obviously have wives at home, and still stare at the chests of other women on the street." actually said unashamedly how capable he was back then, and how many women he had soaked. Hmph, I don't bother to do this, lest others say that the upper beam is not right and the lower beam is crooked. ”

Wow, rabbit cub, dare to turn over your old accounts.

Liu Yuanhe was about to throw another trump card out, accusing his son of not being big or small, when the old woman came over with a slap, and the old waist was numb for a while.

"Are you still staring at other women's chests? Liu Yuanhe, the older you get, the more indecent you become. Have you seen enough? Is it good-looking? Is it big? Do you want me to help you gouge out your eyeballs and stuff them in someone's underwear?"

This made Liu Yuanhe feel cold for a while, and he didn't dare to squeak.

Liu Qingshan saw that his father was defeated, and he was proud: "Mom, he is still staring at other people's butts." ”

"Liu Yuanhe! ”

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