Heavenly Court, Lingxiao Treasure Palace, the noisy noise spread far away, and the goalkeeper who picked up half his life did not squint, and he didn't hear it.

The lens is stretched, and in the Lingxiao Treasure Palace, it is obviously the world of Xianxia, but there are many azure blue projections suspended above the heads of the immortals, roughly counting, thirty or forty.

The images played by these thirty, thirty or forty projections were all the same, and they were the confessions of the four strong men hanging on the branches about what they had done.

Under the projection, the protagonist in the picture———— the Four Heavenly Kings knelt on the ground and trembled.

They never imagined that Zhen Hao's gang would be so vicious and cruel that they would be publicly sentenced to death.

The whole video is not long, it is not short, it takes an hour to watch it all, Zhen Hao doesn't want to waste more time on these four guys.

After playing for ten minutes, Zhen Hao felt that the time was almost up, and waved his hand to signal that the immortals could put it away.

The order was forbidden, and in a breath of time, the projection on the heads of the immortals disappeared completely.

The Jade Emperor who watched this scene was a little uncomfortable, this was his immortal family, but he was more obedient to Zhen Hao than to him......

Blame the blower!

"The evidence is conclusive, and everyone has one, the Four Heavenly Kings, what else do you want to quibble!"

Zhen Hao brushed the kneeling Four Heavenly Kings on the ground with his fingers, his eyes widened, and he glared angrily, eager to push away the Jade Emperor on the spot, take the throne himself, remove these four guys, and distribute the toilet to guard the toilet door.

They are all old jobs, Zhen Hao believes that they will do a very good job, and manage the large and small toilets in this heavenly court in an orderly manner.

At that time, maybe he can be the director, walk to the peak of life, and depict a legendary life of a director to the immortals of the heavenly realm.

A few years later, when they retire, maybe they can still have a burst of inspiration and continue to write a book "The Years I Watched the Toilet in the Toilet", with sales exceeding 300 million, becoming a must-read holy product for all immortals when they go to the toilet!

Thinking about it this way, Zhen Hao felt that he really deserved to be the vanguard of justice, these four heavenly kings slandered themselves in front of the Jade Emperor, and he could repay his grievances with virtue and introduce them to a promising good job.

He is really a good person, a great person with immeasurable merits!

Zhen Hao:( ???? ω ???? )??

The king of the country said: "We have no quibbles, what we say is the truth, you are the villain who confuses the people, demagogues people, and disturbs the court!"

The growth of the heavenly king said: "Besides, your evidence doesn't mean anything, it's just some trivial things, and we haven't done anything to hurt the heavens and reason, at most we will be fined for half a year!"

The Wide-Eyed Heavenly King said: "That's right, what is your evidence? Except for some trivial things, we just did what most men want to do, but dare not do, we are not wrong!"

Duowen Heavenly King: "You are now criticizing us, but you touch your conscience and ask yourself, you go to Zhen Yuelao's unscrupulous song and dance troupe to watch and dance, do you dare to say that your heart is clean?!"

The four heavenly kings and four sentences radiated from Zhen Hao's personal moment to all the male immortals in the entire Lingxiao Treasure Palace, and even the Jade Emperor on the stage did not let go.

"Presumptuous! The four of you are bold and talking nonsense, and you despise the fairies of the heavenly court, and the four of you are guilty of unforgivable crimes!"

The Jade Emperor, whose face was not very good-looking, had not yet spoken, and the Queen Mother on the side spoke first, and stood up, pointing at the Four Heavenly Kings, and the female was mighty.

In an instant, except for the Queen Mother herself, all the immortals in the Lingxiao Treasure Palace, including the Jade Emperor and Zhen Hao, all had shiny big question marks on their heads.

The glittering question mark illuminated the entire Lingxiao Treasure Hall.

"Mother...... Niangniang, what do you mean by this? Even if our four brothers eat the heart of a bear and the gall of a leopard, we don't dare to despise the fairy of the heavenly court!"

"Yes, Niang, you see...... Is there some misunderstanding in this?"

"Misunderstanding, it must be a misunderstanding, Niangniang, it's too late for us to offer the Heavenly Court Immortals, how can we despise them!"

"Please be clear!"

The Jade Emperor scolded them, and the Four Heavenly Kings were not so afraid, after all, they didn't do anything angry and resentful, at most, they were beaten with a few sticks, and they hurt for a few days, and they just enjoyed some flesh and skin crying.

The big husband stands up to the sky, and there is nothing to fear about the little pain.

But the Queen Mother is different, as the head of the Heavenly Court Immortals, her power is so great that she can't imagine it.

An order, saying that if you don't have a wife, you won't have a wife, mediocrity, only with a stick as a companion, which miserable word!

What? Why does a big husband have no wife?

But if a male fairy dares to say this, the other male fairy after hearing about it must immediately jump three feet high, patting his chest and agreeing: Yes, brother, what you said is right, why is the big husband without a wife, we big men should let those female fairies kneel and lick us!

Behind his back, he secretly laughed, looked disdainful, and secretly scolded a stupid beep.

In the heavenly court, where resources are scarce and the competitiveness is extremely strong, the more such "big husbands" the better, and it is best that the entire heavenly court except for him is all upright straight men.

Licking one is called licking a dog, but it is like licking ten, a hundred, or a thousand at the same time, that is the saint of love, the saint of love!

Because of these, don't look at the Queen Mother, although she usually sits beside the Jade Emperor and doesn't say a word, like a soft and weak good wife and mother, but in a sense, her deterrent power is even more terrifying than the Jade Emperor, the lord of the Three Realms.

Therefore, the speed of these four heavenly kings is also reasonable, but the immortals are not the slightest bit surprised on their faces.

"Misunderstanding? Where is the misunderstanding? What you said just now, I heard it with my own ears, and that's still false!"

"Ahh

The Four Heavenly Kings looked confused, raised their heads and sent a series of question marks to the Queen Mother with those puzzled eyes, indicating that the concubines didn't understand at all.

"What you just said is that Zhen Yuelao's song and dance troupe is unethical, but is there such a thing?"

At this time, the Queen Mother's face was no longer as angry as just now, but this expressionless face and this faint tone made the Four Heavenly Kings feel bad.

"Niangniang, you are Mingjian! We are only talking about Zhen Hao's house, we haven't mentioned the fairy of the all-day court. ”

"Yes, yes, you just give us three more guts, and we don't dare to speak wild words to despise the fairy!"

"Ask for a mother!" x2

"Hehe, Mingjian, you mean that I slandered you. ”

The Queen Mother laughed angrily, suddenly got up, waved her hand and lifted the hem of her skirt: "Look what this is!"

Dark and translucent, as delicate as silk, looming made the faces of the immortals change, and the queen mother was wrapped in a layer of ...... Black silk!

It was so general that the Queen Mother felt that it was not enough, and turned to the maid behind her to wink.

Two maids stepped forward, one on the left and one on the right, standing on either side of the Queen Mother, also revealing a long black silk leg.

It's just that compared with the angry Queen Mother, these two maids are still not so thick-skinned after all, and their little faces are a little red.

The Jade Emperor on the side had an unspeakable face, and a black line wrinkled out on his forehead, especially when he saw the eyes of the immortals who couldn't help but look at the three queen mothers, two black lines on his forehead instantly popped out.

But the Jade Emperor still didn't stop the Queen Mother after all.

He had already expected this scene, but he didn't expect it to come so quickly.

In fact, when the Queen Mother saw Yang Jian's advertisement, her first reaction was also to break customs.

But a woman is still a woman after all, and when she puts aside some prejudices and takes a closer look, she is also interested in this novelty costume.

It seems simple, but it can perfectly show the charm of a woman, and at first glance it is quite exposed, but if you look closely, it is harmless.

I think that when she personally fought with people, there were more fights than this, what is this.

From rejection to acceptance, it took the Queen Mother less than ten minutes, and then she entered the frenzy stage.

In the afternoon of the same day, she discussed with the Jade Emperor to promote it in the all-day court, bid farewell to the cumbersome, and walked on her own.

The Jade Emperor was naturally reluctant and vigorously refuted.

But after the novel experience of these few nights, he quickly forgot his original insistence.

But it's still the same sentence, although I expected it, I didn't expect this day to come so quickly!

The Four Heavenly Kings were completely stunned, their brains were buzzing, and they looked at the Queen Mother and the two maids beside her blankly, repeating "No, this is impossible", "How can this be", "I must be dreaming", "Crackling".

Zhen Hao smiled, I have to say that he really underestimated the openness of this Xianxia world, and he never thought that this queen mother would suddenly speak out to help.

Don't miss the opportunity.

Jumping in front of the Four Heavenly Kings, Zhen Hao pointed at the four stunned strong men: "Wow! The Four Heavenly Kings, you still say that you don't know how to martial arts...... Phew, you still said that you didn't despise the fairies of the Heavenly Court!"

"No, no, we don't!"

The Four Heavenly Kings panicked, their hearts were numb, they couldn't control themselves, and they didn't know what to do.

"The solicitation is conclusive, what you said with your own mouth, Niangniang heard it with your own ears, and she is still quibbling!" Zhen Hao stepped forward and asked fiercely.

The Four Heavenly Kings leaned back, dodging Zhen Hao's fingers, as if anyone who pointed at him was guilty.

After a while, the Heavenly King of the Holding Kingdom reacted and pounced in front of the Queen Mother again: "Niangniang, we didn't mean that, and we didn't know that Niangniang was wearing this dress, for the sake of our ignorance, you can spare us this time." ”

The Zengmu Heavenly King, the Wide-eyed Heavenly King, and the Duowen Heavenly King reacted, and followed closely behind and pounced, crying and shaking the earth, and kept shouting for Niangniang to spare her life.

"Why, the other fairies just don't know how to pick it up when they wear this, but the mother doesn't dare to put a fart when she wears it, you four are really ...... Look down on the fairy of heaven. ”

When he was honestly afraid, the cool words with a smile on the corner of Zhen Hao's mouth came over, which made the four brothers who were already panicked even worse.

The Queen Mother didn't pay attention to Zhen Hao and the Four Heavenly Kings anymore, she never participated in the affairs of the court, and gave the Jade Emperor enough face.

As for the scolding of the Four Heavenly Kings just now, it was just an opportunity to lead up the topic.

To put it bluntly, the four of them are tool people.

Retracted her long legs and waved her hand to let the maid step back, the Queen Mother stepped forward and looked at the immortals with a solemn face, looking like "I have something important to announce".

The cultural relics were instantly silenced, making a look of listening to their ears.

The Queen Mother smiled and nodded: "From now on, these clothes invented by Zhen Yuelao are included in the category of standardized dress, if the fairies find that someone insults their personality and other aspects, they can report it, once it is verified, it will ......."

As she spoke, the Queen Mother glanced at the Four Heavenly Kings who were also temporarily silent on the ground: "Once it is verified, it will be deprived of its fundamental life for life!"

Base?

The male fairies were stunned for a moment, and then reacted, clamped their legs, gasped, and secretly sighed that they were still the most poisonous women's hearts.

After announcing the news, the Queen Mother retired and handed over the stage to the Jade Emperor again.

Seeing that the Queen Mother did not continue to bring up the old things, and then looked at the silence of the Jade Emperor just now, the Four Heavenly Kings suddenly understood their identity as tool people.

They're ...... Should this be celebrated or sad?

When the Four Heavenly Kings were confused about how they should behave, Zhen Hao attacked again.

"Your Majesty, these four heavenly kings deliberately hurt people, deceived their subordinates, slandered, arrogant, behaved inappropriately, their moral quality was extremely corrupt, and they also despised the fairies of the heavenly court, and the circumstances were extremely bad, I hope Your Majesty will severely punish them!"

"Zhen Hao, don't go too far!"

The Heavenly King of the Holding Kingdom was frightened just now, and now he was frightened, seeing that Zhen Hao was still pressing step by step, his eyes were split, and he almost wanted to choose someone to eat.

Zhen Hao ignored him, looked at the Jade Emperor, neither humble nor arrogant, and gave his hand again: "The evidence is conclusive, I hope Your Majesty will severely punish this black sheep." ”

"This ...... It's not a big deal, it's better like this, you all take a step back, these four Aiqing will compensate you, and you don't have to pursue it anymore. ”

Heavenly Court is still short of manpower in the end, and the combat power of the Four Heavenly Kings should not be underestimated, so if the Jade Emperor really dismissed a few of them, he still refused in his heart.

"No, we don't agree!"

imagined that Zhen Hao's refusal had not yet sounded, but the Four Heavenly Kings blew up their nests one by one, holding their necks, although they knelt on the ground, they loudly refused to accept this treatment.

"Why should we apologize to him? Even if we want to calm things down, if we want to apologize, it is he Zhen Hao who apologizes to us!"

The Four Heavenly Kings blew up the nest after listening to the Jade Emperor's handling methods, and Zhen Hao, who was already dissatisfied with the Jade Emperor's handling methods, also blew up after listening to the words of the Four Heavenly Kings.

"I apologize to you? You don't pee like yourself!

Jade Emperor: "Alright, don't argue. ”

"You!" x4

"What are you? Look at your long crooked melons and cracked dates, tsk......" Zhen Hao snorted twice, with a look of disgust, hugged his hands to his chest, and shuddered twice: "Isn't it good to stay at home? Why do you come out to be scary?"

Jade Emperor: "Alright, don't argue. ”

"I ......" x4

"What am I, I'm not a big fart, there are a lot of broken things every day, people like you are a waste of air when they live, and a waste of land when they die, a fire is burned to ashes, and the ashes are scattered in the sea, which is all polluting the environment!"

"You deceive people too much! You deceive people too much!"

I have never felt that the four kings of Internet culture in the 21st century have been scolded and blinded, and their mouths are trembling, and they will only repeat that they are too deceitful.

"Alright, stop arguing!"

With a "snap", the Jade Emperor, who had been ignored twice, shot up, and his eyes almost wanted to breathe fire.

Thinking that he is the master of the Three Realms and has been so ignored by others, this is too much deception!

He had the intention to order the four heavenly kings and Zhen Hao to be pressed to the execution platform together, so that they could experience the pain of thunder and fire together.

It's just that this Zhen Hao's methods are inexplicably terrifying...... can't afford to provoke, and he can't ignore one or the other, and engage in unfair treatment in public.

In desperation, the Jade Emperor could only choose to calm things down and send them away as soon as possible.

The Jade Emperor did his part, and there was no one left.

Jade Emperor: (* ̄〈 ̄)

"Where are the Four Heavenly Kings?"

With a majestic shout, the Jade Emperor raised his head with his chest straightened, wanting to regain his strength in front of the Four Heavenly Kings, and quickly put an end to this.

Even if they were reluctant, the Four Heavenly Kings still bowed their hands together and responded together: "The ministers are here." ”

"You should hurry up and apologize to Elder Zhen Yue now and strive for forgiveness. ”

The Four Heavenly Kings: "......"

Looking at the four people who were silently resisting, the Jade Emperor frowned slightly, displeased, and said in a deep voice: "I order you now, and immediately apologize to Elder Zhen Yue!"

Humiliation, unwillingness, anger, and coldness all came to their hearts, and the corners of the Four Heavenly Kings' mouths twitched, their faces distorted, and the constant whispers around them made them almost crazy.

Suddenly raised his head, and the eyes of the Four Heavenly Kings were bloodshot: "Your Majesty, we have to fight with Zhen Hao, who is right and who is wrong, win or lose!"

......

Quiet, silent, the entire Lingxiao Treasure Hall instantly fell silent, and almost everyone plucked out their ears, suspecting that they had heard it wrong.

They were not shocked by the Four Heavenly Kings' request for fighting methods, but shocked by the shamelessness and stupidity of the Four Heavenly Kings.

Four of them want to fight one, whether it is together or wheel battle, it is extremely unfavorable to Zhen Hao, I didn't expect these four guys to be so shameless.

However, this is also human nature, and the one who lives to the end is the ultimate winner, and the history books are written by the winners.

The pen and paper are in my hands, so I can't write as much as I want.

However, this does not change the fact that the four of them are stupid in the hearts of the immortals, not to mention that Zhen Hao can beat them but can't beat them, as far as Zhen Hao's weird methods, how can they deal with them?

However, it turned out that the immortals still underestimated these four heavenly kings.

"In the duel, Zhen Hao can't use his weird methods, otherwise this will seriously undermine the fairness of the duel!"

The face is not red and the heart is not beating, the king of the country does not squint, and he also proposes the so-called "fairness".

"Shameless! How can there be such a shameless person in this world!"

"Outrageous, this is outrageous, how can they still have the face to mention the word fairness?"

"After working together for thousands of years, I found out that the skin of these four heavenly kings is so thick!"

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